@Ruggwain
You want to lose your virginity or not?

tbh I wouldn't know what to do when it came to that <:GWcfcThonk:357907199928041473>

@Ruggwain https://twitter.com/franti15
here is my twitter

wouldn't mind someone to snuggle though

@Ruggwain
Just join the army

the german one

Yeah

Not the roach one

depends on what happens June 24th

@Ruggwain
What happens june 24?

care to elaborate?

there is nobody in turkey right now who is willing to oppose him anyway

Meral Aksener

And I just left Danks server @JDM_WAAAT
Too much scat for my taste
That place is radioactive

bless her soul

dank's server is the scene for fallout 76

I hope those scat lovers dont come over here

@franti I left it minutes ater I joined.

@Ruggwain
If erdogan gets elected, you join the german army?

nein

Gay

I don't want to invade the next country that wants to leave the EU

plus I'm at uni right now

lol

Uni is gay

@Ruggwain Think about If you join, the Kebab will be self removing

germany will never invade an eurozone country

Uni is gay

Germany is maybe the least interventionist NATO country at the moment.

@Ruggwain get comissioned as an LT and send your men to die

you know the special article in the constitution.

@vapefruit `The Soviet Union will not have an issue with our take on Socialism` - Bulgarian President during the Prague Spring weeks before tanks rolled through his fucking door

not going to happen with germany

The interventionism is handled per country though and per country yes there's the constitution

I don't see it either.

but Merkel and co like to override local laws with eu laws

Probably not going to happen

so in the end it won't matter

right now the german army isn't even in the condition to invade lichtenstein

Germany needs to spend more on the army

lol

And have less blunders in it

There's a massive stigma against building up a German army

so what they do for the EU army

do you saw the German tank beer video?

is just use everyone else's troops

@Ruggwain
You know that if Germany invades another country, it creates causus beli for everyone else to attack Germany, right?

under the control of German generals

@vapefruit I mean the last time they went to war, they came back with more soliders than when they went to war

lichtenstein? yeah but that was against italy

Poland spends 10billion € on the military

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCW-2_qPlQw

lol

germany is a paper tiger

The German equipment is a joke

in the 90s the german army was gutted and they will not be able to undo that with von der leyen

the german equipment is great but its not maintained properly

As of 28 February 2018, the Bundeswehr has a strength of 179,753 active soldiers,

They launched an investigation in the G36 of the German armed forces to see if casualties in Afghanistan were caused by friendly fire

I hate von der Leyen. She is so fake.

@Ruggwain
Friendly fire always happens

in terms of share of German GDP, military expenditures remain average at 1.13% and below the NATO target of 2%

@Fulcrum010 Ye but the army issue G36 shoots fucking sideways when it heats up

accuracy of an American civil war musket

hihi, I heard about that.

@Ruggwain broomstick army

did you know that von der leyens father in law oversaw the genocide in lemberg?

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/germany/11420627/German-army-used-broomsticks-instead-of-guns-during-training.html

@Ruggwain
Yeah, that's why they are changing it

*J O K E*

@vapefruit I did not know.

the point was not that they're changing it the point was that an investigation was launched XD

Stop being gay

https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joachim_Freiherr_von_der_Leyen

when did this happen in Turkey or America that they figured out their main weapon of choice had the tendency to go off in 50° angles

Germany needs to spend €70billion on The Bundeswehr in order to meet NATO obligations @Ruggwain

lol

the g36 is an excellent rifle but it was designed for a certain set of parameters

not the german issue though

the German problem is that they sell the good stuff to the Saudis

and keep the B-ware

@Ruggwain
They will change for the 433

Now it spends €40billion

I knooooooow

I think, an European army would be better than NATO.

stahp pornochet

I wish they had finished the G11

So you need an increase of €30 billion

lol

Join the army and get pussy

You can buy lost of things for that kind of money

how the fuck would I get pussy in the all-inclusive German army

A European army will crumble like the K.u.K

It is not the case in Europe, that you get pussy for being in the army.

Turkish army I'd probably get to fuck 2 women a day 1 of which the daughter of my enemy

@ @Ruggwain you answered your own question

but not German

Plus, bitches loves men in uniform

lol