http://www.theonion.com/article/teen-wastes-prime-childbearing-years-going-to-high-33891

@Death Strike's Bat ewww, who is that cromag that?

thot**

Benis has no voice?

@Parasite benis is on train

Has yar balls been plucked from yar sack is that it boy?

What train are ya riding this evening?

Besides your mother's ass.

Your mother's ass. I'm first

Using that nose of yours to pleasure the ladies are ya?

Nah, using your mother's nose. It's tighter

But only slightly

Aye seems your not very creative with comebacks

@Parasite says the guy who keeps posting retarded shit ad nauseum. sure ok

Ohhh geeze laddy did i touch yar little heart?

WHAT ARE YOU TWO ON ABOUT?

@Parasite your fingers are too small, child

Nothing to be worrying about Mother Nothing at all

🤣 👌

@Parasite ur mom does like it when I blow my nose in her cunt tho

tbh fam

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Oh he is a cute one isnt he? Muther this muther that. Tell me do ya kiss yar daddy with that mouth?

Bet ya kiss alot of daddy's dontcha boy?

@Parasite

1/10 tbh

This is what Canadians think is funny

Who is Canadian?

And what is funny to you wee fellow?

Two men engaged in frottage??

@Parasite so u r a leaf. lmao

Ohhh sweet little boy type yar words out

Perhaps my leaf gives ya a tickle?

Bed time for the little boy?

only a leaf would type out this horrendously bad stuff. leaf confirmed

Yar tired.

Think think think

Be clever

Borrrrring

hes going insane under the Tradeu dictatorship. poor guy

That took ya some time little one

Perhaps your getting soft

Softer anyhow

https://www.flashlyrics.com/image/tw/blood/sodomize-the-weak-33

Yea Benis needs to submit to my sword

Cant handle a troll

https://cdn.meme.am/cache/instances/folder650/400x/65846650/lol-jesus-sodomize-the-weak.jpg

You have been Sodomized

For my amusement

Nerd.

About 2 seconds. i wouldn't attempt criticism with writing as poor as urs.

Urrrrrrrr durrrrrrrr

Goodnight fellas

You're retarded, correct

Don't suffocate in ur pillow, friend

I THINK I GOT AIDS READING THIS EXCHANGE

blame parasite, I'm not Canadian

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nice

no webm support

damn

right in the nads

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-41022954

how'd voice chat go

I'm coming to consensus on what to teach altright spergs about fitness and melee

and deciding if it should be about melee at all or a comprehensive guide to conflict in athletic and nonathletic means

wtf

huh

@Deleted User 57835c2c nigger you're twice as much of a sperg as 90% of other alt-Righters

@bruce she has Parkinson's Disease or Parkinsonism

possibly secondary to antipsychotic medication, though that's a bit unlikely considering what a big drinker she is

🍔

@Bojangles Unchained ⛄ WB

http://akinokure.blogspot.co.uk/2017/08/no-bottom-in-sight-for-losing-in.html

Clinton said during the debate she decided against telling Trump, "back up, you creep, get away from me," and in order to keep her composure, she gripped the microphone "extra hard."

She sounds like a bully victim stuck replaying it in her head

"Oh man I wish I hit chad in his jaw right when he did that!"

sounds like she got horny in his presence and was pretending that mic was his dick

I'm pretty confident she is a dyke at this point

not even huma's humid hole compares to the sexual energy emanating from trump's loins

Right I guess instinctwas kicking

Huma's humid hole lol

HHH - HUMA'S HUMID HOLE

THE RENAISSANCE HOLE

i'd pump her with all manner of fluids

if you haven't seen it you have to watch the documentary with her and anthony weiner when the second scandal kicks off

its fucking hilarious

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Weiner_(film)

Yeah I think it's on youtube

Imagine being the people filming that and having that gold mine fall on you

oh it's beautiful

i love that documentary

Weiner is so out of his god damn mind its amazing to watch

http://charltonteaching.blogspot.co.uk/2017/08/nightmare-consequences-of-assuming.html

Essential reading

here

@fallot oooh, Charlton! Don't mind if I do.

how easy is it for normal altright spergs to hide their power levels

can they easily deceive the enemy and pretend to be one of them for long periods?

or is it some one in a million thing to be able to convincingly blend with liberals or something

@Deleted User 57835c2c I know a natsoc who has been going to Socialist Alliance meetings for the past 5 months. He wears a Che shirt and goes with messy, uncombed hair. Quite funny

mao

lmao

so at least one isn't fucking retarded

whites consistently disappoint me in their lack of cunning and treachery

@Deleted User 57835c2c I just avoid politics

and whenever I do see it, usually it's liberals doing it

Unless talking to a young white male

@Spiritchef usually a good idea

cue YMCA theme

Lmao

YMCA nationalism

lmao

milo presents: Alt Right

I have a masterful ability to hide among these stooges because my daily life requires it

but I wonder if that could be made useful somehow

It's funny I recall someone last night in the VC talking about how they can't stop talking about politics to girls

yeah I missed VC

was tired

For some reason over the past year women talk politics to me

yeah they all signal at me about how much they h8 trump OMG I CANT EVEN >_<

RIGHT

I play along and they believe me because I am attractive and they are predisposed to wanting me to believe what they say

so even if I grievously fucked up my front they would probably ignore it because it doesn't fit their mental narrative fo me

I'm also learning I can do something similar to men

Idk for me I don't take 95% of women's opinions that seriously to begin with

I'm quite expert at handling large amounts of money and just making money in general, so if I make sure to discuss it early on with a man and it becomes part of his impression of me, his hopes and dreams get caught up in an image of me as some rich guru who could teach him, and he is psychologically prone to ignore my slips

Let alone their politics

Good idea

oh fuck

moment of weakness

I want a sugary coffee drink SO BAD right now

Like I had this one girl I was messing with sperging out about the inauguration speech

"Omg I can't even"

>not bulletproof coffee

I don't usually drink any sort of coffee

but right now I want a fat girl drink

I was just like well he presents himself as a nationalist so it makes sense

Same with history

I literally start talking to someone else

Or change the subject forcefully

my whole thing is vlad tepes did nothing wrong

@Spiritchef you have to gorilla fuck them and convert them to esoteric nazi-ism. only works if alpha enough

I need to gain mass first

Skinny

Dropping soy slowly

being alpha to women is mostly about having strong hands honestly

I guess it is a good sign they sperging at me for politics and not the other way around though

like after you can OHP 135 easily, all actual hot women are feathers and further gainz don't make a huge difference

but having meathook hands makes a huge difference

@Deleted User 57835c2c that's why I inject HGH in my hands. Girls know I'm alpha now

Fuck

Small hands

not size, strength

train grip nigga

Oh perfect then

big is good but it's the meathook aspect

@Spiritchef yep, other way would be omega tier.

hands, forearms and abs are effectively porn for women

https://c1.staticflickr.com/7/6034/6349942830_93c5196cd9_b.jpg

@Deleted User 57835c2c they need to know you could hook their meat and carry them off to the village for a rape party

there are tons of women who seriously would get wet looking at this picture

if you google around, you can find tons of women gushing about how sexy it is to see men working with their hands, or to see rough callused male hands

Women are weirdos

I feel like at this point I've really gotten inside the heads of women

@Deleted User 57835c2c summarize. tell us your secrets

Working on forearms as we speak

tfw northern euro genes and 6 pack is hard to get

a woman's idea of a masculine man... it's flowing hair, a white man's face, strong jaw with stubble, thick neck/traps, collared shirt with top open, sleeves rolled up and jacked forearms and terrifying meathook hands, a slim waist with a six pack, then nice pants and shoes

either dressy or else designer jeans and some kind of fancy fag shoes

So basically Fabio?

yes, there is a reason he looks like he does

and then in terms of behavior, they want to see... someone goal directed, someone who does not give a shit about the opinions of others, somebody who has a lot of guts when it comes to conflict, someone other people listen to and look up to

somebody with a Daddy or Big Brother kind of social role

japanese women actually classify men based on whether they are a "big brother" type or a "little brother" type

Alpha vs beta

they also want somebody who is responsible for a lot of stuff and able to provide, yet carefree with lots of free time (entrepreneur, investor)

but an overwhelming majority of the behavior thing is in not giving a shit what other people think

sometimes acting a little crazy or wearing an outrageous clothing item or blatantly saying something unpopular and not giving a shit will prove it

I've found the single best thing I can do is blatantly say really sexist things and not be remotely bothered by everyone getting mad

and that all depends how you sell it

normal spergs are worried about scandal and get all apologetic, but if you just say "Yeah I said it. So?" and look them in the eye, they get all wet

What about psychology?

There have been times I walk around not giving a fuck or interacting with anyone and women come up begging for attention basically

what about it mithra

yeah they want Daddy to validate them

Basically

so there are two basic questions in their mind about you - "Is this a Daddy?" "Will he validate me?"

^^^

validate + not daddy = beta orbiter

no attention + not daddy = LOL LOSER (posts on instagram)

Daddy + attention = sexy time

Daddy + no attention = building sexual tension -> PLEASE LOVE ME

^

but the thing about the dadboss thing is it's got a lot to do with your physical build and actually how you carry yourself, i.e. actually being a dadboss

going through shit experiences is actually a really good way to build up your bitch magnet

because then you seem all grizzled and hardened and vaguely frightening

I see that in drug addicted patients all the time

the white guys who've been through shit and seen people die and gone to jail are like a completely different species from beta bitchboys, and you literally have to move the female patients to another unit or you'll find them sneaking into the guy's room

and a huge amount of it just has to do with the fact that once you've had the shit beat out of you and guns pointed at you and your life taken from you completely, you 100% do not give a fuck about what a cute 20-something girl thinks of you, you basically sniff out if she's DTF or not and if not, whatever. She's a naive little plaything and she knows it, and she wants someone who will make her feel like it

Yeah not giving a fuck seems to be the key

Or atleast the times I have gotten it with little effort

it seems like a huge amount of female interest depends on the depth/degree of you being tough and capable and not giving a fuck

like a college chad not giving a fuck will be on an entirely lower level than a war veteran not giving a fuck

on a different note, accountt1234 proposed an interesting idea: borderline personality disorder is hyperfemininity

he proposes that it's just a woman who genetically has her male attraction strategies cranked up to 11

https://www.reddit.com/r/accountt1234/comments/6t4ldu/the_latex_demiurge/

THE VAST NEGATIVES OF BPD PROVE ANYTHING BUT THAT

NO BPD NO BIPOLAR NO MENTAL ISSUES

WOMEN ARE ALREADY CHILDLIKE ENOUGH CONSIDERED NORMAL

I get that, but it's an interesting idea because it therefore provides insight into female strategies for attracting men

almost stalkerish idealization and fixation on the target, then if he rejects them, dramatic self harm behavior

1. DONT BE A FEMINIST OR COME ACROSS AS ONE SAYING YOU'RE "INDEPEDENT" OR "SASSY" 2. NO PIERCINGS OR TATTOOS 3. PRIORITIZE MAN OVER ALL ELSE. 4. ALWAYS SWALLOW.

I could see how that could be designed as an attraction strategy

I'm not sure you're following me buddy

NOT THAT HARD FOR A WOMAN

yeah you're off on your own train of thought

I TELL ALL WOMEN I VOTED FOR TRUMP

IF THEY SAY THATS HORRIBLE I CONTINUE WITH "NO, WE NEED MARTIAL LAW IMPOSED AND TRUMP DECLARING A DICTATORSHIP SO ANOTHER INSUFFERABLE NEGRO DOESN'T GET IN."

Heartiste calls it the ZFG (zero fuxks given) factor.

ZFG + Jerkboy attitude = gushy gushy.

I like your style mother

i'm going to start doing that

TRY IT IT WORKS GREAT

plus it just feels good

http://livemag.co.za/live-regulars/big-bold-and-beautiful-our-favourite-moments-from-pride2017-around-the-world/

lol scroll down

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DH5UJFqXYAAAVXl.jpg

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https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DHzML1zXsAAjKYn.jpg:large

https://twitter.com/SmugWendys/status/900046763729588224

one arm rows getting much easier

now doing one arm pull up work

i.e. towel progression

alrite boys, is there an alternative to the physical removal subreddit about?

@J · THE GUY TO ASK IS THE ONE THAT CREATED THAT SUBREDDIT WHO IS USUALLY HERE AS @MentalSyntaxError

YOU MIGHT HAVE TO RELAPSE ONTO VOAT.

MASS ANAL RELAPSE

voat

I'm not sure how I feel about that place

ye i dont know how i feel about voat either, some weird af people on there

I don't mind the weirdness, the whole thing feels honeypot like

I just feel so paranoid online now

hadn't considered that, you've planted the idea in my head though