Might buy some weights for home use due to my preference for working alone.

And find my old jump rope...

thats how i roll

Seriously though - TKD isn't that bad at a very high level. It just is impracticable AF until then in my experience.

you could also try learning jiu jitsu

it's fun ;3

@sampletext Indeed.

Also advisable: find a Judo school that splits throws/ground at 50% each.

But BJJ > Judo

Just my opinion though.

Right. Martial arts about grappling and ground fights. Very pragmatic.
Unlike TKD as @MRB mentions.

Just start fighting random Jews

Eventually you'll increase your power level by running into one who knows krav maga

Speaking of which, just take some krav maga classes to hold your own

Knives > bjj

BJJ is overrated.

Progress from children > teens (girls) > disabled > scrawny adults and gays > Jews > normal people > then @Death Strike's Bat

See UFC bans shit that really works like upkicks

And gouges.

Yeah maarat at the top

To get out of on the ground.

And knee strikes.

Once you can beat maarat you're good

If you want to see what would happen if they allowed knee strikes, look at full contact shotokan karate kumites from the 70s.

That shit would dominate bjj

20 second ligament snaps

Outflank, short Street fighter kick to the knee. Game over.

Try to grab that leg? Hahahhaha you will get stomped on.

MMA makes people think MMA works in the real world when what often works is Varg Vikernes or Ken in SF2 grab their shirt and punch them in the face until you break their nose or knock them out.

BJJ is really good for awareness on and escaping on the ground at a minimum. I advise that bc most BJJ places have no gi grappling too, which is really what's needed to cover that base.

You google "full contact karate kumite" and the Google-sponsored first result is a match from 2007 between an Austrian and a Lithuanian.

Read knife fighting techniques from fulsom prison which is the knife fighting result.

Yeah that shit is lame.

As they basically banned all the good shit.

And instead of 2 dudes who look like Ryu from sf2 jacked it's skinny mofos hopping around.

Like fencing.

lol

@Death Strike's Bat You just had me envision savate fights lol

If you ever watch the interview with Bob Anderson former fencer who did the fights for Adventures of Robin Hood, Star Wars og trilogy, and Lord of the rings he basically says yeah if you lunge like that, you will lose your arm at minimum if your opponent has a real sword.

More likely he will just sidestep you as lunging is slow and cut you in half.

Or run you through with it.

Also fencing prioritizes first strike now and it didn't in the 30s. Electronic fencing ruined it.

"Karate Kumite sparring 1970s" in this video the guys are going at it more. One is a grey old geezer too.

Electronic fencing?

Yeah as they didn't count weak blows.

And people said that was undemocratic

But like if you cause a flesh wound to the shoulder.

And the other guy runs you through or comes in close and stand you repeatedly in the guts.

Your dead.

And he doesn't even have to go to the er.

Compare the Japanese kendo vs iado.

Kendo is retarded. Iado is drawing the sword as it recognizes that most fights were over in seconds.

So it taught shit like how do chop a guy in half going upward when you are sitting Indian style.

Youtube took down some of the great old fights and skateboard vids.

Where you can hear bones crack and ligaments break

isnt Iado a part of Kendo

No

Brutal.

Iaido is just drawing a real sword and putting it back.

In the scabbard. There's another martial art of actually swordfighting.

Just do some entry courses on krav maga

Most people can't fight

Most big dudes just throw their weight around

Yeah like NFL playera

They try to sit on people

When anyone over 5'5

Can chop an animal in half with a sword by swinging with their body

And a day of training

As the mythbusters showed when the little redhead woman cut the cow in half.

@spaceplacenta the thing to be scared of is tall normal sized guys who can punch

As they have massive leverage and reach

I personally try to get a chokehold in as fast as possible

Game over

I can cut off their blood flow without cutting off their air

I havent foguhtbanyone since I was 19

Got chokeholded but got in an eye gouge

So I won

And then I broke the guys glasses

Nice

For putting me in a chokeholded randomly

I can do a chokehold from any angle

Yeah this dude came at me for saying shit to him

Slammed me against the wall

And started choking me head to head.

As soon as theyre near, I go for the throat

And I just was like fuck you nigga and jabbed my thumb through his glasses.

Knocked out the lens

And he screamed like a bitch

So I stomped his glasses and ran off.

Nice

I was blacked out drunk

Got into a fight

Put the dude in a headlock

People said I was going to kill him

They had to pry me off him

In the military, we just got drunk and sparred a lot

Everyone was into UFC and shit

So we'd try shi on each other

Dislocate your elbow to see what it feels like kinda stuff

Armbar

That hurt so much

What's a good place to meet wife material women other than church?

Middle school

Mosque.

move to a small town.

there are very few places to meet wife material in this culture. Go to alt-right type meetings, national conventions.

I would not say to do that. Because then such gatherings end up like nerd cons with the handful of unmarried women trying to squirm away from pickup attempts.

(edited out redundancy)

could be

Somewhere where alt-right type girls gather for reasons other than politics, definitely.

That's fine.

Which just leads us in a circle back to the original question.

Maybe try preschools?
Preschool teachers in the 19-25 range are uniformly pleasant girls in my experience

But then you have to cook up an excuse to be there and scout them out.

Yeah. Preschools is a great idea

😁

I dunno

Maybe just hang at the library moore

Girls online are bottom of the barrel

Almost always. And the good ones rightly don't spend enough time online for a relationship to develop.

Street fights aren't worth it these days. Not since the criminalizing of defending yourself that is.

SURVIVAL OF THE STREETS

Show no mercy

WHAT DUZ IT TAYKE TO PROVE YOUH ARE A FAYKE

Street justice

http://thefederalist.com/2017/03/16/how-to-be-a-woke-white-person-join-the-alt-right/

Is that 10 point list a parody?

I love blacks haha

the cuckservative Right will never stop with this kind of thing, will it? They REALLY BELIEVE that race is a social construct and/or doesn't matter

weak

I don't believe in democracy

Disney just fired all their IT workers and replaced them with HB1 Indians.

I would execute their HR department

For treason

Line them up, blow 15 peoples brains out with hollow points.

And appropriate all their assets.

Send the Indians back in body bags as Invaders.

That was a while ago wasnt it

Yeah but still good to blow peoples brains out to send a message.

Then again I am the person who would summarily execute all prisoners serving 20 or more years assuming political power.

I like the escape from new York model

These people don't deserve land.

Humiliation, mutilation, and execution

Not all murderers are worthless

Sell hard drugs? You die. Very simple.

Drug dealers, ok

Most murderers are not felony murderers or even multiple murderers.

But someone who steals 30 million dollars causes way more damage than most murderers.

I don't see why they shouldn't die.

Someone who causes millions of dollars of economic damage to the state is just as bad. They should die too.

@Death Strike's Bat I would open the death penalty to more than theft in these cases. Include incompetence, negligence, and other "didn't take care of the problem" issues too.

Yes.

What about a father who murders his daughter's rapist?

That's fine.

You didn't think of that, did you. 😉

@Jake Saga I agree with this.

Rapists would get their cock chopped off

Ok, then you are OK by me with your homicidal fantasies.

Their eyes gouged out

And left to bleed to death

@Death Strike's Bat You are having one of those days, I see. I have them, too.

Old English law man.

Emasculatipm + eye gouging

I don't really see how that's torture or cruel and unusual

I'm the one who in MN freaks liberals out for saying that I'd defend my family from a burglar who breaks in in the middle of the night with deadly force.

"Just give him what he wants and hopes he goes away," said a man to me the other day.

in all seriousness.

I'd blow his fucking brains out with a shotgun

Dead from Mayhem style.

I don't even care if he tries to run

I'd shoot him in the back.

of liberal whose heart bleeds for his potential murderer.

My father-in-law had this happen last summer:

He was home alone. A big black man knocked on the door.

the black man looked very suspicious so he didn't answer the door.

The black man went to the back and smashed his way through the door with his hippo-like body

My father-in-law grabbed his gun - the black man saw him and ran away.

He didn't shoot him in the back as you suggested.

If he had, he would have done the town a favor. He was wanted for other burglaries.

Oh well

a woman in my neighborhood woke up in the middle of the night with a black man standing in her bedroom.

it happens

As long as they are shot for invading the castle the where doesn't matter much to me.

Speaking of which - who all carries here?

Nah murder for rape is somalian nigger shit

If justice doesn't work then that's a problem

No need to revert to starsiege: tribes

What if the rapist raped your - toddler son, for example? Anally?

is there no rape scenario that would make you go for the vigilante option?

who here DOESN'T carry?

@Jake Saga That is a better way to ask I imagine lol

our ancestors up through the 18th century or later were incredibly apt to take justice into their own hands.

Losing that trait is only good when you have a society we no longer have.

The State took the role of the patriarchy in that regard some time ago. So much so that now women take full advantage.

yes

That was, at one point, pretty much our responsibility. Now it's yet another function we've outsourced to the State.

It's sick. The care of the old, our young, our children, we've outsourced it all.

Indeed we have.

We need to form networks of likeminded people who can form a parallel society. Old style fraternal societies or something.

We outsourced justice to the cops

And got weak and helpless

Big surprise

Jake Saga - Today at 7:45 AM
What if the rapist raped your - toddler son, for example? Anally?

why would that change things? i'm not a hypocrite

it's not hypocrisy to change one's actions based on different data or input or situations.

no, it's the same situation

I would shove fiacraaxkers into his mouth.

I would not feel like a hypocrite for killing someone who raped my toddler.

Because I've never claimed to abide by the principle that the state has a monopoly on violence.

No, you would be a criminal, which is how the justice system works

I would sodomize him with a stick of dynamite.

Yes

Which is ridiculous

But you do, so I approve of your principled non-hypocrisy.

If you rape a child

You should die

painfully

I would kill the lawyer and family

Being labelled a criminal is a far lesser stigma for me than being someone who would let his child be raped and not take vengeance.

Of anyone who defended the rapist of my kid.

Yes, but it should be determined that the child was raped and that the person being killed is infact guilty

@Death Strike's Bat I would help you or hide you if you were on the run.

You want to excuse his actions? You die too.

I don't assume that someone who would wantonly commit murder is a good judge

I would actually assume they are an unstable person prone to violence

Ok, since it is getting this absurd, let's add a final condition: you WALK IN on the act of rape.

It's not absurd

I would kill him on the spot.

'wantonly'?

are you kidding?

It's not absurd to think that you should determine someone committed a crime before killing them

I would stab him repeatedly.

Nah

Which is the condition you're arguing against

you walk in on him

Don't spend money on it.

No appeals.

No mercy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PUE8fYxjq8

Appeal is phonecall

shot that smug look off his face too

Automatically denied.

the state-run justice system is just as prone to error as mine and @Death Strike's Bat 's, with the added drawback of delay and lack of justice.

Nah I disagree

There's accountability

Which is the difference

There is oversight

Vigilante justice has no oversight other than other vigilantes and the extant justice system

are you a troll? 😉

@sampletext That was sly AF

How is it vigilante?

haha ikr?