i walked her around on an apron string i cut

and tried to find her owner

she was way too friendly

i found a cop who was chilling

People keep them as attack dogs

niggers turn everything into shit

The only application I see as feasible is for an elderly person in a rough neighborhood

To have a pitbull

they were originally bread as ratting/small animal dogs

for killing and herding

brad

bred

retard

Monomaniacal baker

Should make you a ditty

that sucks your kitty got killed

They were wild cats

I just fed them

So they lived right outside

cats stop being wild when you feed them

And slept in the open

Yeah

I should've kept them in the backyard

So now I'm stuck with the gingers

Which is a good thing I guess

crazy cat man

I tried to get them adopted

Nobody wanted them

it'll compliment your future wife and nice suburban home

something your children can play with

Now they're not kittens so it'll be impossible getting them adopted

The animal shelter that takes cats here isn't a no-kill shelter

So they're up shit creek

hahaha stuck

don't act like you don't love them

and spent time at krogers trying to decide which brand of cat food to get them

I really tried to get them adopted

No Kroger's here

what's texas

There are Kroger's in Houston

HEB

North TX has Kroger's and Tom Thumb

San Antonio just has HEB

like giant eagle here

there are still some small places but largely monopolized by giant eagle

which sucks

price gouging

I don't recall ever seeing a grocery store (not a corner store) that was different than HEB here

Wait

There's some organic one

those places REALLY suck

trader joes

etc.

Yeah expensive

dude

the one here wanted like $12 for a jar of spaghetti sauce

Crazy

i can see why millenials don't/won't cook

and just eat pizza

and shitty take away food

my brother lives on sheetz food

gas station grub

he brought fried pickles over once and i almost barfed

HEB has its gourmet chain, Central Market

That's where I get food if I want to impress a chick

Their Diablo Chicken is AWESOME

there's no good food places here

or i'm extremely picky

probably the latter

i've got food sterility issues

ONCE YOU WORK WITH FOOD

YOU MAY NEVER EAT AT A RESTAURANT AGAIN

MOST WORKERS LIKE NOTHING MORE THAN TO TAKE A HUGE DUMP, SPLASH SOME WATER ON THEIR HANDS AND THEN GO HANDLE THE LETTUCE FOR YOUR SALAD

HUMANITY IS FILTH

AND INFECTION

yes only people with great faith in humanity dine at restaurants

yeah buddy

I HAVE GREAT FAITH IN SOME HUMANS

HUMANITY? LOL NO

i believe in humanity. but not when it gets into the hands of humans.

PRETTY MUCH

like beethoven 9th symphony humanity

BRING BACK THE PHILOSOPHER KINGS

i've long since believe mostly all public services only exist to substantiate the illusion of health, sanitation, and safety

MANY OF THEM YES

MOST ARE TINY COMPARED TO WHAT THEY MANAGE

AND SO

CAN ONLY FIX DISASTERS

NOT REALLY MAINTAIN

AND

DO NOT EVEN DO SO WELL WITH SOME DISASTERS

idealism

the maintanence is like a subsistance though

picking their battles

within the limitation of what they can influence

to keep themselves employed

Do they have Central Markets in Houston?

ALL JOBS ARE PROPERTIES NOW

ONCE YOU OWN ONE, YOU DEFEND IT AGAINST COMERS

if the goal of such organizations is employment first, then the ensuing effect will never be met

AND CRITICISM

BUT YOU DO NOT ACTUALLY DO ANYTHING

@diversity_is_racism do they have Central Markets in Houston?

the great lie

Just googled, they do

Ever go to Central Market, @diversity_is_racism ?

If so, have you tried the Diablo Chicken?

Or goat cheese quesadilla?

I've been eating Diablo Chicken for over 10 years

As a special treat for myself

gimme a diablo sammich ana docta peppa and make it fast im in a GOT DAM hurray

chicken: diablo (chicken, diablo dressing (dijon mustard (mustard seed, vinegar, salt, potassium metabisulfite, citric acid), mustard: creole (mustard seed, distilled vinegar, salt (algin), algin), vinegar: white wine (vinegar(white wine), sulfites(natural)), cilantro, lemon juice, paprika, garlic, red peppers, Tabasco (distilled white vinegar, red pepper, salt)), breadcrumbs: seasoned (panko breadcrumbs (wheat flour, sugar, yeast, soybean oil, salt), kosher salt, black pepper), enriched bleached wheat flour (niacin, reduced iron, enzymes, thiamin mononitrate, riboflavin, folic acid), eggs (eggs, citric acid (water, preservative)), milk (milk, vitamin D3, vitamin E), oil blend (canola oil, extra virgin olive oil), red pepper)

burg

It's good, trust me

nah man im jp

looks solid

It's expensive

i just won't eat take out

So I don't do it often

Frozen pizza king?

not so much these days

i've been eating lots of oranges

and corn

i have strange eating habits

gonna make some tacos today

Have you tried to factor rice into your diet?

May help with your bowel movements

I used to eat white rice + soy sauce for lunch everyday

dude my poop is golden

never have issues

I just recall you mentioning that you shat yourself

oh

yeah probably

whenever i change a steady diet

subject to wrecking pants

i tend to stick to a narrow diet

greasy food gives me the runs

Yeah

probably why i avoid shitty fast food

I ate taco Bell yesterday

not so much out of volition but because i don't like ruining pants

Shat twice

Mega shits

no good bro no good

I did it because I'm a masochist

hahahaha

I knew damn well what I was doing

you know i was thinking too

it's probably because of over eating

fast food is never really filling

so you eat more of it

It cleaned me out

more filth than what your body can metabolize

and so right out the buckeye

I just had a crunch wrap with Diablo sauce

That beef isn't real beef

that's the only thing that makes it edible

firey hot ass sauce

Its texture is fucked

i love that shit

i lost maybe 30 pounds one summer eating hot sauce on bread that i made

fuck i have autism

im going to be the first person to die from autism,

i can tell

It's cool. I ate white rice + soy sauce for like 3 years

For lunch

The tism is mutual

i might get another rice cooker

I'm a creature of habit

thanks to @Nester

same

he died for our spergum

Naw

@spaceplacenta before you kill Tandy get some blood urn shirts off him

His monument will read "For thine thot was for nought"

I'm not going to kill Tandy

He will destroy himself

well rob his grave

Why is he selling blood urn shirts?

Doesn't he know that blood urn sucks?

what's blood urn

@spaceplacenta you trolling bro

nvm

Not even gonna take that b88

👎

http://web.archive.org/web/20050320074244/http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Iconoclast

weren't you iconoclast?

he was he was he was

he's living in the past

You know

It's often the case that our masks are an important process

we are *all* iconoclast

A shedding of skin

some people become their masks

like a buff aryan eating lentils

or an autistic crow

we all destroyed anus

i'm just reliving old stuff

because the current crop of trolls is mediocre

and some people are weighty semites and post on the internet as brad pitt's brother

we all have our hang-ups

lol

you're going to get toxic shock syndrome if you keep putting tampons in your shitbox wild

?

I don't eat fast food

😃

it's so weird to go from buff aryan lentil chat back to taco bell chat

i'm still jet lagged

Anus was already destroyed

We just entered it

The goatse stares back

Taco Bell chat won't achieve you faux-greatness, but it won't let you down either

i do believe the guy is buff and eats lentils

_hands wild some diablo sauce in convenient tearable packets_

here dude

eat these

see the stars as God intended

Do yourself a favour

communicate the language of gods to mortals

Socialize and be less gay 😃

@Kalvin if i keep socializing with you, i'd go gay bae :)

Oh that's not my word btw

It's from a popular modern poem

I got it from vigilance

😉

You know

WELCOME TO THE THUNDERDOME

The ability to laugh will be your saving grace @Horns

.whois @Horns

the one you wanted to make discord great again

Jonathon Wilde esq

i'm here to fulfill your desires

(i don't have a metal role because i'm not metal)

Me either really

Just like it heavy

gravitas

And deep

do you like Bangin' Riffs

Love going d e e p tbh

what did you think of the mitchell trio

Oh shit

?

liberall kkk song

The return of the kang

the one who recruited all the spammers

(((?)))

i think it's hilarious maarat thought that was me

first i ran a bot army on crow, now i'm organizing spam raids on amerika discord

where do i find the time

You know