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2017-04-07 19:22:36 UTC

Wikipedia's takes up like 40% of the page during the hardcore begging season

2017-04-07 19:22:45 UTC

they're smarter than that

2017-04-07 19:22:51 UTC

they know that kind of thing puts people off

2017-04-07 19:23:07 UTC

lol they used to put up pictures of wiki editors

2017-04-07 19:23:20 UTC

weird fat nerds and old catladies

2017-04-07 19:23:26 UTC

didn't last

2017-04-07 19:24:14 UTC

Yes, I remember that classic juxtaposition.

2017-04-07 19:24:49 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/267086373285134338/299987901662625792/Wikipedia_de0a78_3030387.jpg

2017-04-07 19:25:51 UTC

shut it all down

2017-04-07 19:27:17 UTC

@Gil O'Teen don't worry about Syria

2017-04-07 19:27:25 UTC

listen to this rousing ditty: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWM6LyBj83M

2017-04-07 19:28:22 UTC

sounds subliminal

2017-04-07 19:46:06 UTC

think Assad would surrender if there was a legitimate offer? i doubt there would be but just theoretically i wonder if he would see that there's no point in fighting and hand it over.

2017-04-07 19:47:04 UTC

like, the country seems so fucked up anyway. and even japan surrendered even though they were very proud homogeneous people.

2017-04-07 19:48:48 UTC

No

2017-04-07 19:49:05 UTC

Assad views himself as the defender of all Alawites.

2017-04-07 19:49:24 UTC

He would just be replaced by someone who would do the same thing.

2017-04-07 19:49:36 UTC

They will never give up until they run out of men.

2017-04-07 19:49:48 UTC

Like the Japanese and Germans and the South in the civil war.

2017-04-07 19:51:01 UTC

but japan surrendered. they could have kept going. i guess they don't really think the threat is extinction now.

2017-04-07 19:51:12 UTC

Dude Japan was out of everything

2017-04-07 19:51:31 UTC

They were sending 10-12 year old unarmed boys against us on Okinawa

2017-04-07 19:52:07 UTC

Stick them in adult clothing, don't even give them a grenade like the Iranians did, and just run and yell banzai.

2017-04-07 19:52:42 UTC

Just so the 5 real Japanese army soldiers could get a few shots off.

2017-04-07 19:52:52 UTC

While we dealt with shooting 12 year olds.

2017-04-07 19:53:00 UTC

i don't know much about this stuff. just wondering at a common sense level. i don't mean assad would choose his replacement though.

2017-04-07 19:53:19 UTC

Japan would also send like three unarmed infiltrators.

2017-04-07 19:53:22 UTC

In flip flopa

2017-04-07 19:53:26 UTC

And underwear

2017-04-07 19:53:31 UTC

To steal food.

2017-04-07 19:53:37 UTC

And kill the guys in foxholes.

2017-04-07 19:53:45 UTC

To take the rations.

2017-04-07 19:53:53 UTC

ok

2017-04-07 19:54:03 UTC

i believe you

2017-04-07 19:54:22 UTC

The officer would take the rifle, take the bayonet off the rifle, hand the private the bayonet and say he could have the rifle back when he had c or k rations.

2017-04-07 19:54:44 UTC

And if he didn't have the rifle back the next day, he would be shot.

2017-04-07 19:56:09 UTC

that might as well be the situation with Assad vs the US. it's like naked boys vs US ww2 forces.

2017-04-07 19:57:43 UTC

you don't have nukes or a nation willing to use nukes to protect you, you have nothing. if your enemy has it's people standing up singing patriotic songs as they bomb you, you're gonna get fucked. right?

2017-04-07 20:06:31 UTC

if they're a proud people willing to fight then of course i respect that, just wondering. if they are good people though i would still suggest they live to fight another day. sad that they might see huge deaths of the patriotic people trying to defend their country while all these "refugees" are living in luxury terrorizing the west. i want the good to live and resist in a smart way.

2017-04-07 20:17:47 UTC

alright kids

2017-04-07 20:17:49 UTC

settle in

2017-04-07 20:17:55 UTC

i've got a college story for you

2017-04-07 20:22:22 UTC

Ohhh yeah story time!

2017-04-07 20:23:11 UTC

so i'm taking a class which requires me to observe a tutorial session at the writing center. I go to make a session and am greeted by a nonwhite 'work-study' student manning the desk who cannot correctly read the schedule to make me the correct appointment at the appropriate time. she has to be helped by a white female assistant director. I then go the next day to observe the session and witness a white female of czech ancestry with a shirt so torn her entire bra is visible when viewed to her left, tutor a homosexual brazilian on a play about mlk jr as jesus and wherin god is female. I then go to the advisement center to get a verification number to register for next semester's classes and am greeted by an offwhite female with a lisp who informs me that because i did not bring a written copy of my entire collegiate history she cannot help me, despite the fact that i did that last year and she has a file which lists which specific classes i still have to take. i then ask if we can look it up on the computer. she says no, despite the fact my history advisor did that last year. I then leave, enriched by my Higher Learning Intituition.

2017-04-07 20:25:19 UTC

Diversity is our stench

2017-04-07 20:25:26 UTC

For real?

2017-04-07 20:25:42 UTC

yes

2017-04-07 20:26:02 UTC

all of my autism life stories are real

2017-04-07 20:26:06 UTC

that's why they're great

2017-04-07 20:26:20 UTC

they're a big hit

2017-04-07 20:26:29 UTC

i used to post them on faceplant

2017-04-07 20:26:34 UTC

How many hours did you waste on that?

2017-04-07 20:26:35 UTC

but nobody likes me anymore

2017-04-07 20:26:39 UTC

so i come here

2017-04-07 20:26:59 UTC

2-3

2017-04-07 20:27:00 UTC

you should go on the young huwhites podcast

2017-04-07 20:27:17 UTC

that's the best market for these stories

2017-04-07 20:30:17 UTC

yes @Gil O'Teen with the right arrangement Assad could definitely be convinced to give up power

2017-04-07 20:32:15 UTC

get those subhumans off my screen

2017-04-07 20:32:33 UTC

what the fuck are those haircuts

2017-04-07 20:33:51 UTC

there's a couple that's transcended fear, which by definition is always irrational

2017-04-07 20:33:53 UTC

kill all swedes

2017-04-07 20:34:15 UTC

@devolved do you like my story

2017-04-07 20:35:31 UTC

also @devolved have i ever told you how great you are? i'm glad nester's strawpoll revolution did not succeed.

2017-04-07 20:36:33 UTC

tl;dr

2017-04-07 20:36:38 UTC

what have i done that's so great

2017-04-07 20:36:48 UTC

you're intp and got laid

2017-04-07 20:36:56 UTC

that seems almost mythological to me

2017-04-07 20:37:12 UTC

once

2017-04-07 20:37:19 UTC

the curse of high iq people, they can force themselves to discard basic self preservation instincts for highly abstract reasons.

2017-04-07 20:37:20 UTC

i can't even start to work on a torn shirt female at college

2017-04-07 20:37:24 UTC

anyway fallot thinks i'm intj

2017-04-07 20:37:30 UTC

or something

2017-04-07 20:37:40 UTC

you're too cool to be intj

2017-04-07 20:37:56 UTC

i'm also fairly evil and manipulative with females

2017-04-07 20:38:02 UTC

a bad habit

2017-04-07 20:39:11 UTC

i think i'm just going to hit the gym more and solve my conversational lacks by being buff

2017-04-07 20:39:19 UTC

I think you may be

2017-04-07 20:39:42 UTC

it;s easy to have sex if you're ok with being evil

2017-04-07 20:39:53 UTC

maybe not based on this particular convo

2017-04-07 20:39:57 UTC

lol

2017-04-07 20:39:59 UTC

devolved doesn't have the intj energizer bunny aspie thing

2017-04-07 20:40:11 UTC

i thought intps were the aspies

2017-04-07 20:40:20 UTC

no

2017-04-07 20:40:20 UTC

we both are

2017-04-07 20:40:23 UTC

can say it about either

2017-04-07 20:40:33 UTC

we're brothers in tism

2017-04-07 20:40:36 UTC

which one are you @Gil O'Teen

2017-04-07 20:40:37 UTC

intjs are the pizza pedo lizard conspiracy people

2017-04-07 20:41:02 UTC

INTJ - the older brother of the geekier INTP

2017-04-07 20:41:10 UTC

@Horns consider weird dude rather than normal INTJ

2017-04-07 20:41:12 UTC

for me

2017-04-07 20:41:18 UTC

we need an addendum to godwin's law

2017-04-07 20:41:26 UTC

all conversations with fallot lead to MBTI

2017-04-07 20:41:34 UTC

I didn't start it

2017-04-07 20:41:39 UTC

and if wild is involved, to lizards

2017-04-07 20:41:47 UTC

it was him all along

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