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what the fuck
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Ok, this is ABSOLUTE fucking bullshit. I went to see Cars in the theater yesterday, and when Lightning McQueen got HOT with Sally in Radiator Springs, my boner engaged. When Lightning McQueen said "Ka-Chow!", I couldn't help it!!! I closed my eyes, and I TORE my dick to shreds, using whip like motions and pulled with great force. That was one of the best nuts I ever had, just thinking about it now gets me riled up. Thing is, I nutted all over the kid sitting right next to me, and his mom got all pissed at me, screaming at me for jacking off on her son. I told that bitch to shut the fuck up, and that jacking off is a natural, artistic, and beautiful process. You should BE HAPPY that my semen is all over your son, maybe he can learn a lesson or two about the culture and art of jacking off. HOWEVER, the movie theater managers didn't agree with me. They KICKED ME OUT of the movie theater, and I didn't even finish watching the Cars movie. Not only THAT, but they made me clean up my semen after it already dried out and solidified on the seats. THATS TORTURE!! Do you know how hard it is to clean semen after its dried out? You CLEAN semen after its FRESH out of your cock, not an hour after you fucking nutted. This is a fucking OUTRAGE. Do you really expect me to not whip out my cock and jack off when i see a HOT sex scene in a movie? Either don't ban sex scenes in movies, or LET ME jack off in your theater, assholes.
@King Howard III i saw you in tusk3n's server <:forsen1:233665749447606272>
you're always protected on PD
I'm thinking about making a new comic series about the future of meme wars spilling out into real life.
I have never laughed harder
>i believe that she will win
is that Milo?
it's so fucking sinister
I'm surprised YouTubers don't post the video as unlisted or private
and then mark it as public when it becomes monetised
They demonetized review brah????
but quite a few of his vids
Is he no longer considered advertiser friendly or something?? How does this even happen?
I gotta watch this vid
lmfao this bitch starts jumping up and down i fucking cant
by the car on the far left
yeah it is
i think they are vic plates
either way. LOLOLOLOLOL
tbh wish it were me
whoever drew those dicks fighting is a legend
imagine driving to work and seeing that
I don't get it
Is the middle one 2 vag's
it looks like they are kissing lol
I thought it was a squiggly X
has Colbert considered being the change he wants to see
and killing himself
I can't stand that Colbert motherfucker
What the Hell
This is a pic of my dad btw
Who here/socialised healthcare/?
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Veggietales. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of religion and ethical philosophy most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Larry’s optimistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Gottfried Wilhelm Leibniz literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Veggietales truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Bob's sign-off catchphrase “God made You special, and He loves You very much!” which itself is a cryptic reference to Plato’s Greek epic The Republic. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Phil Vischer’s genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂 And yes, by the way, i DO have a Veggietales tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.
I dont like her bottom half
<@221468046840168450> im like, half her height lol
im just under 4'10
Also she has horrid man arms
muscly doesn't fit me
i need to be slim like a ballet dancer
god damn it
let me tell you
russian muslims rape and kill just like muslims in europe
they are just as bad
also didn't expect to meet a putin's fanclub *here*
Having a taller partner makes you look beta
lol, my ex was 2 meters
are you going to fight
Idk I just like small girls
Its fun to dominate them
>Donate to them'
im an ultra small girl but i can be dom
if the guy is beta
I was exactly 6 foot when I checked about a year ago
So taller than that idk
well you're a foot and 2.5 inches taller than me
Like 80kg i think
if i walk on stilts ill be as tall
it's around 180 lbs
180 doesnt sound right
you're actually 176 lbs
how much do you weigh
are you overweight
Ok I meant smaller girls as in height
You a big ni🅱🅱a
i wish i could shoot guns
i need to move
I want a gunnn
the weed place
but im not dutch, im russian
thank god lol
otherwise i'd have to live between 387 nationalities
Wheres the memes?
i am a shitpost
Oh no my insecurities
@Dolly I take it you only visit Russia occasionally but live in Netherlands?
and you live in russia?
yeah, all the time lol
hows the sour cream
i miss the sour cream
smetana you mean?
<@221468046840168450> is this you <:tbhfam:356316888109940738>
i didn't want to call it that bc smetana sounds satanic
Dead Morose also
<@221468046840168450> no tbh
russian products are amazing
I cook russian meals all the time
for your partners
are you a bottom
That girl got Blacked and Trowed
yep, that's not funny
well, probably the nigga (literally) who filmed it found it funny
It's funny because that's what deserves a white girl who get blacked <:wesmart:359946049588166657>
what do you expect from people taken from africa?
should've left them where they were
don't touch it and it won't smell
omg poor girl
Watching the video of that autistic kid get tortured was the only time I’ve ever felt like the entire race was guilty. And for like 90 seconds I was irate, and then sort of stepped back to realize how wrong that is. But it was sort of enlightening because that must be how black people get when they don’t agree with white on black crime.
looking for the unspoken rules for the server
where the fuck are the memes at <:pajaCmon:306625643955748864> 🚬
<@221468046840168450> Tall, broad build, green, blue or grey eyes strong features
I'm 6 foot
Well, I'm from scandinavia so
dang im jealous
you're like more than a foot taller than me