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2017-10-04 00:05:53 UTC

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no

2017-10-04 00:44:36 UTC

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2017-10-04 00:46:49 UTC

what the fuck

2017-10-04 01:29:19 UTC

<:dindu:356316970733404161> <:DabBoi:363745494255665153> <:pepegun:356316958141972501> <:DeletThis:356316513038499841> <:PepeSpecial:356316713429499905> <:NiceMeme:363153811474350083> <:Gay:356316875367514122> <:Ban:356316530859966475> <:Thicc:356316765535338500> <:itstime:356317003226808320> <:NoAnime:356316847739633674> <:FeelsDabMan:356316778470834176> <:FeelsNeatMan:356316908171034626> <:GigaLul:363417447078035457> <:merchantwho:363578436255612929>

2017-10-04 01:46:13 UTC

@here

2017-10-04 01:46:19 UTC

Ok, this is ABSOLUTE fucking bullshit. I went to see Cars in the theater yesterday, and when Lightning McQueen got HOT with Sally in Radiator Springs, my boner engaged. When Lightning McQueen said "Ka-Chow!", I couldn't help it!!! I closed my eyes, and I TORE my dick to shreds, using whip like motions and pulled with great force. That was one of the best nuts I ever had, just thinking about it now gets me riled up. Thing is, I nutted all over the kid sitting right next to me, and his mom got all pissed at me, screaming at me for jacking off on her son. I told that bitch to shut the fuck up, and that jacking off is a natural, artistic, and beautiful process. You should BE HAPPY that my semen is all over your son, maybe he can learn a lesson or two about the culture and art of jacking off. HOWEVER, the movie theater managers didn't agree with me. They KICKED ME OUT of the movie theater, and I didn't even finish watching the Cars movie. Not only THAT, but they made me clean up my semen after it already dried out and solidified on the seats. THATS TORTURE!! Do you know how hard it is to clean semen after its dried out? You CLEAN semen after its FRESH out of your cock, not an hour after you fucking nutted. This is a fucking OUTRAGE. Do you really expect me to not whip out my cock and jack off when i see a HOT sex scene in a movie? Either don't ban sex scenes in movies, or LET ME jack off in your theater, assholes.

2017-10-04 02:06:59 UTC

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2017-10-04 02:11:32 UTC

@King Howard III i saw you in tusk3n's server <:forsen1:233665749447606272>

2017-10-04 02:12:03 UTC

Ye?

2017-10-04 02:16:51 UTC

@xX NegroSaki Samurai Xx hi friend am i pefi protected?

2017-10-04 02:19:32 UTC

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2017-10-04 02:19:44 UTC

@!Co-Owner! yes you are ๐Ÿ™‚

2017-10-04 02:19:49 UTC

thanks ๐Ÿ˜„

2017-10-04 02:20:06 UTC

you're always protected on PD

2017-10-04 02:28:16 UTC

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2017-10-04 02:58:21 UTC

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2017-10-04 03:07:50 UTC

I'm thinking about making a new comic series about the future of meme wars spilling out into real life.

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2017-10-04 03:11:50 UTC

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2017-10-04 03:12:00 UTC

I have never laughed harder

2017-10-04 03:47:31 UTC

is that Milo?

2017-10-04 03:58:37 UTC

oof

2017-10-04 04:03:31 UTC

it's so fucking sinister

2017-10-04 04:03:46 UTC

I'm surprised YouTubers don't post the video as unlisted or private

2017-10-04 04:04:08 UTC

and then mark it as public when it becomes monetised

2017-10-04 04:31:52 UTC

They demonetized review brah????

2017-10-04 04:32:07 UTC

not 100%

2017-10-04 04:32:12 UTC

but quite a few of his vids

2017-10-04 04:33:07 UTC

Is he no longer considered advertiser friendly or something?? How does this even happen?

2017-10-04 04:33:26 UTC

I gotta watch this vid

2017-10-04 05:12:09 UTC

yes?

2017-10-04 05:12:34 UTC

thanks

2017-10-04 06:24:06 UTC

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2017-10-04 06:38:13 UTC

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2017-10-04 06:47:02 UTC

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2017-10-04 06:47:29 UTC

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2017-10-04 06:55:33 UTC

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2017-10-04 06:55:44 UTC

lel

2017-10-04 07:02:56 UTC

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2017-10-04 07:03:33 UTC

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2017-10-04 07:08:24 UTC

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2017-10-04 07:27:12 UTC

lmfao this bitch starts jumping up and down i fucking cant

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2017-10-04 07:42:55 UTC

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2017-10-04 07:43:17 UTC

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2017-10-04 07:53:01 UTC

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2017-10-04 08:04:42 UTC

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^ lool

@trent lol is that Aus?

2017-10-04 08:33:50 UTC

by the car on the far left

2017-10-04 08:33:52 UTC

most likely

2017-10-04 08:34:02 UTC

yeah it is

i think they are vic plates

either way. LOLOLOLOLOL

2017-10-04 08:35:44 UTC

tbh wish it were me

2017-10-04 08:35:59 UTC

whoever drew those dicks fighting is a legend

2017-10-04 08:36:04 UTC

lol

2017-10-04 08:36:05 UTC

imagine driving to work and seeing that

2017-10-04 08:36:07 UTC

I don't get it

2017-10-04 08:36:11 UTC

crossed dicks

Is the middle one 2 vag's

2017-10-04 08:36:21 UTC

yea

lol

it looks like they are kissing lol

2017-10-04 08:36:33 UTC

I thought it was a squiggly X

2017-10-04 08:36:42 UTC

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2017-10-04 08:37:12 UTC

has Colbert considered being the change he wants to see

2017-10-04 08:37:21 UTC

and killing himself

2017-10-04 09:47:52 UTC

I can't stand that Colbert motherfucker

2017-10-04 10:04:14 UTC

LOL

2017-10-04 10:14:14 UTC

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^^ hahahaha

2017-10-04 11:57:49 UTC

Talent.

2017-10-04 12:03:02 UTC

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2017-10-04 12:03:41 UTC

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2017-10-04 12:24:18 UTC

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2017-10-04 12:48:36 UTC

<:NoAnime:356316847739633674>

2017-10-04 12:56:12 UTC

What the Hell

2017-10-04 13:12:05 UTC

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2017-10-04 13:18:30 UTC

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2017-10-04 14:08:48 UTC

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2017-10-04 14:48:15 UTC

<@&350743889667424256>

2017-10-04 14:48:19 UTC

<@&350743889667424256>

2017-10-04 15:13:51 UTC

<@&350743889667424256>

2017-10-04 15:14:49 UTC

leg elbows

2017-10-04 15:33:51 UTC

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2017-10-04 15:50:08 UTC

kek'd

2017-10-04 17:16:00 UTC

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2017-10-04 17:55:46 UTC

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2017-10-04 17:55:51 UTC

This is a pic of my dad btw

2017-10-04 18:03:26 UTC

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2017-10-04 19:01:38 UTC

Who here/socialised healthcare/?

2017-10-04 19:08:08 UTC

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2017-10-04 19:17:15 UTC

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Veggietales. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of religion and ethical philosophy most of the jokes will go over a typical viewerโ€™s head. Thereโ€™s also Larryโ€™s optimistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Gottfried Wilhelm Leibniz literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that theyโ€™re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Veggietales truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldnโ€™t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Bob's sign-off catchphrase โ€œGod made You special, and He loves You very much!โ€ which itself is a cryptic reference to Platoโ€™s Greek epic The Republic. Iโ€™m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Phil Vischerโ€™s genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them. ๐Ÿ˜‚ And yes, by the way, i DO have a Veggietales tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. Itโ€™s for the ladiesโ€™ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that theyโ€™re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

2017-10-04 19:25:44 UTC

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2017-10-04 19:25:48 UTC

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2017-10-04 19:25:56 UTC

Putin's Russia

2017-10-04 19:27:00 UTC

Nice meme

2017-10-04 19:27:45 UTC

true

2017-10-04 19:28:33 UTC
2017-10-04 19:28:41 UTC

@ah yes

2017-10-04 19:28:56 UTC

@Walter false

2017-10-04 19:29:05 UTC

๐Ÿค”

2017-10-04 19:29:06 UTC

@ah false

2017-10-04 19:35:03 UTC

I dont like her bottom half

2017-10-04 19:35:06 UTC

Too chunky

2017-10-04 19:35:10 UTC

<@221468046840168450> im like, half her height lol

2017-10-04 19:35:22 UTC

im just under 4'10

2017-10-04 19:35:36 UTC

Also she has horrid man arms

2017-10-04 19:35:38 UTC

muscly doesn't fit me

2017-10-04 19:35:48 UTC

i need to be slim like a ballet dancer

2017-10-04 19:36:02 UTC

god damn it
let me tell you
russian muslims rape and kill just like muslims in europe
they are just as bad
also didn't expect to meet a putin's fanclub *here*

2017-10-04 19:36:09 UTC

>taller

2017-10-04 19:36:12 UTC

femdom

2017-10-04 19:36:33 UTC

Having a taller partner makes you look beta

2017-10-04 19:37:25 UTC

lol, my ex was 2 meters

2017-10-04 19:37:27 UTC

good times

2017-10-04 19:37:34 UTC

aka 6'7

2017-10-04 19:37:37 UTC

"6'4" hot

2017-10-04 19:37:50 UTC

No faggot

2017-10-04 19:37:57 UTC

Ya trap

2017-10-04 19:38:49 UTC

are you going to fight

2017-10-04 19:38:54 UTC

Idk I just like small girls

2017-10-04 19:39:07 UTC

Its fun to dominate them

2017-10-04 19:39:34 UTC

>Donate to them'

2017-10-04 19:39:49 UTC

kek

2017-10-04 19:40:22 UTC

@Walter small girls

2017-10-04 19:40:25 UTC

lol

2017-10-04 19:40:32 UTC

@Dolly yea?

2017-10-04 19:40:36 UTC

nothing

2017-10-04 19:40:43 UTC

No

2017-10-04 19:40:44 UTC

Tell me

2017-10-04 19:40:54 UTC

<:ree:356316447548375070>

2017-10-04 19:41:07 UTC

im an ultra small girl but i can be dom

2017-10-04 19:41:17 UTC

if the guy is beta

2017-10-04 19:41:47 UTC

I was exactly 6 foot when I checked about a year ago

2017-10-04 19:41:50 UTC

alphalivesmatter

2017-10-04 19:41:52 UTC

So taller than that idk

2017-10-04 19:42:12 UTC

well you're a foot and 2.5 inches taller than me

2017-10-04 19:42:14 UTC

congrats

2017-10-04 19:42:31 UTC

Like 80kg i think

2017-10-04 19:42:36 UTC

if i walk on stilts ill be as tall

2017-10-04 19:43:01 UTC

gay

2017-10-04 19:43:15 UTC

it's around 180 lbs

2017-10-04 19:43:18 UTC

i think

2017-10-04 19:43:29 UTC

180 doesnt sound right

2017-10-04 19:43:43 UTC

you're actually 176 lbs

2017-10-04 19:43:57 UTC

<:FeelsDabMan:356316778470834176>

2017-10-04 19:44:19 UTC

how much do you weigh

2017-10-04 19:44:32 UTC

are you overweight

2017-10-04 19:44:34 UTC

Ok I meant smaller girls as in height

2017-10-04 19:44:37 UTC

or muscly

2017-10-04 19:44:47 UTC

wow

2017-10-04 19:44:55 UTC

damnn

2017-10-04 19:45:33 UTC

Damn boi

2017-10-04 19:45:49 UTC

You a big ni๐Ÿ…ฑ๐Ÿ…ฑa

2017-10-04 19:45:57 UTC

i wish i could shoot guns

2017-10-04 19:46:01 UTC

Same

2017-10-04 19:46:03 UTC

i need to move

2017-10-04 19:46:06 UTC

I want a gunnn

2017-10-04 19:46:26 UTC

@Dolly where in the EU are you from

2017-10-04 19:46:32 UTC

the weed place

2017-10-04 19:46:37 UTC

Denmark

2017-10-04 19:46:38 UTC

Netherlands?

2017-10-04 19:46:39 UTC

but im not dutch, im russian

2017-10-04 19:46:41 UTC

yeah

2017-10-04 19:46:51 UTC

yes

2017-10-04 19:46:59 UTC

no

2017-10-04 19:47:07 UTC

thank god lol

2017-10-04 19:47:20 UTC

otherwise i'd have to live between 387 nationalities

2017-10-04 19:47:35 UTC

the Netherlands

2017-10-04 19:47:42 UTC

Stfu

2017-10-04 19:47:48 UTC

Wheres the memes?

2017-10-04 19:47:54 UTC

i am a shitpost

2017-10-04 19:48:08 UTC

Oh no my insecurities

2017-10-04 19:48:14 UTC

@Dolly I take it you only visit Russia occasionally but live in Netherlands?

2017-10-04 19:48:20 UTC

@Rev yes

2017-10-04 19:48:31 UTC

and you live in russia?

2017-10-04 19:48:34 UTC

or??

2017-10-04 19:48:41 UTC

yeah, all the time lol

2017-10-04 19:48:56 UTC

hows the sour cream

2017-10-04 19:49:01 UTC

i miss the sour cream

2017-10-04 19:49:09 UTC

and pancakes

2017-10-04 19:49:20 UTC

rip

2017-10-04 19:49:28 UTC

smetana you mean?
and blinchiki?

2017-10-04 19:49:32 UTC

yep

2017-10-04 19:49:35 UTC

delicious ๐Ÿ˜ƒ

2017-10-04 19:49:39 UTC

<@221468046840168450> is this you <:tbhfam:356316888109940738>

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2017-10-04 19:49:46 UTC

i didn't want to call it that bc smetana sounds satanic

2017-10-04 19:49:54 UTC

for outsiders

2017-10-04 19:49:57 UTC

๐Ÿ˜„

2017-10-04 19:49:58 UTC

LOL

2017-10-04 19:50:07 UTC

Dead Morose also

2017-10-04 19:50:17 UTC

ded moroz

2017-10-04 19:50:26 UTC

<@221468046840168450> no tbh

2017-10-04 19:50:39 UTC

russian products are amazing

2017-10-04 19:50:49 UTC

I cook russian meals all the time

2017-10-04 19:51:18 UTC

for your partners

2017-10-04 19:51:22 UTC

are you a bottom

2017-10-04 19:52:10 UTC

Lmao

2017-10-04 19:52:21 UTC

That girl got Blacked and Trowed

2017-10-04 19:53:41 UTC

yep, that's not funny

2017-10-04 19:54:40 UTC

well, probably the nigga (literally) who filmed it found it funny

2017-10-04 19:55:07 UTC

Well <:Thonk:362811285869559808>

2017-10-04 19:55:11 UTC

degenerate culture

2017-10-04 19:56:15 UTC

It's funny because that's what deserves a white girl who get blacked <:wesmart:359946049588166657>

2017-10-04 19:56:58 UTC

what do you expect from people taken from africa?
should've left them where they were

2017-10-04 19:57:15 UTC

don't touch it and it won't smell

2017-10-04 19:57:50 UTC

I know

2017-10-04 20:00:26 UTC

omg poor girl

2017-10-04 20:02:47 UTC

Watching the video of that autistic kid get tortured was the only time Iโ€™ve ever felt like the entire race was guilty. And for like 90 seconds I was irate, and then sort of stepped back to realize how wrong that is. But it was sort of enlightening because that must be how black people get when they donโ€™t agree with white on black crime.

2017-10-04 20:03:02 UTC

looking for the unspoken rules for the server

2017-10-04 20:05:39 UTC

<@221468046840168450> no...

2017-10-04 20:05:49 UTC

Only men

2017-10-04 20:06:09 UTC

It's fine

2017-10-04 20:06:24 UTC

where the fuck are the memes at <:pajaCmon:306625643955748864> ๐Ÿšฌ

2017-10-04 20:08:43 UTC

<@221468046840168450> Tall, broad build, green, blue or grey eyes strong features

2017-10-04 20:09:40 UTC

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2017-10-04 20:19:36 UTC

I'm 6 foot

2017-10-04 20:20:22 UTC

WOW

2017-10-04 20:20:25 UTC

Well, I'm from scandinavia so

2017-10-04 20:20:28 UTC

dang im jealous

2017-10-04 20:20:37 UTC

you're like more than a foot taller than me

2017-10-04 20:20:45 UTC

those genes

2017-10-04 20:20:56 UTC

<:tbhfam:356316888109940738>

2017-10-04 20:22:30 UTC

Some guy on cnn.com said the las vegas shooting was staged

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