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2017-10-03 13:01:48 UTC

Cunt the fuck?

2017-10-03 13:01:53 UTC

it was renamed

2017-10-03 13:01:58 UTC

nope

2017-10-03 13:02:00 UTC

@Deleted User d0e93084 oh, you probably haven't ever seen a real vagina! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

2017-10-03 13:02:04 UTC

see the discussion category?

2017-10-03 13:02:12 UTC

hey i watch tons of porn.... @futurestorms

2017-10-03 13:02:12 UTC

the arrow needs to be pointing down

2017-10-03 13:02:25 UTC

Oh fuck it's back again.... Sorry for pinging y'all lmfao

2017-10-03 13:02:25 UTC

So police search for motives, wonder what they'll come up with.

2017-10-03 13:02:35 UTC

I'm a fucking tard tonight

2017-10-03 13:02:40 UTC

we know

2017-10-03 13:02:41 UTC

@Deleted User d0e93084 porn is technically gay because you touch a guys dick.

2017-10-03 13:02:45 UTC

same i just woke up

2017-10-03 13:02:48 UTC

LOL

2017-10-03 13:02:48 UTC

<:feelsfat:356675865544753162>

2017-10-03 13:02:59 UTC

@futurestorms but its my dick

2017-10-03 13:03:03 UTC

how is that gay

2017-10-03 13:03:06 UTC

Stop watching porn

2017-10-03 13:03:09 UTC
2017-10-03 13:03:10 UTC

t. Varg

2017-10-03 13:03:13 UTC

duh

2017-10-03 13:03:26 UTC

Yeah. Case closed.

2017-10-03 13:03:29 UTC

@Deleted User d0e93084 I make a spam n cheese casserole type thing pretty often. Great poor man dish.

Make 2 boxes of mac n cheese like normal

while thats cooking put 1 can of cream of mushroom soup and one can of milk and heat it in a pot. Cube one of those larger tins of spam. get the real name brand shit. Everything off brand I've tried is disgusting. throw in a can of peas or corn, I prefer corn.

after everything is all done and heated and shit mix it together. throw in some shredded cheese if you want

2017-10-03 13:03:31 UTC

what the fuck do you think i am? A trap?

2017-10-03 13:03:49 UTC

@เธฟโฑคษ†ำพล‚โ‚ฎษ†ษ†โฑค he did it in support of rap music. rap is the number one genre rn and he didnt want to let country climb back up

2017-10-03 13:03:51 UTC

You jerk off to gay porn don't you?

2017-10-03 13:03:52 UTC

you kno

2017-10-03 13:03:57 UTC

@VicariousJambi dude why you explaining to me how to make it lol

2017-10-03 13:04:00 UTC

@Deleted User d0e93084 Just having a laugh.

<:Thonk:362811285869559808>

2017-10-03 13:04:25 UTC

@Deleted User d0e93084 cause its fucking delicious

2017-10-03 13:04:30 UTC

@VicariousJambi i was just wondering if anyone else eats it

2017-10-03 13:04:35 UTC

it is delicious yes

imo all music is pretty much gay anyway. All I listen to in music form tends to be game and movie soundtracks.

2017-10-03 13:04:48 UTC

i swear there is nothing better than cold grapes

2017-10-03 13:04:51 UTC

i had it last night

2017-10-03 13:04:56 UTC

@Deleted User d0e93084 because technically it ain't a casserole.

2017-10-03 13:05:06 UTC

generally you bake those

2017-10-03 13:05:15 UTC

cooking channel when

2017-10-03 13:05:19 UTC

I want a chef tag

2017-10-03 13:05:20 UTC

we dont use mac n cheese tho

2017-10-03 13:05:28 UTC

see mines easier

2017-10-03 13:05:47 UTC

we use regular twist noodles with velveeta cheese @VicariousJambi

2017-10-03 13:05:47 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/350739775214583812/364759941501812737/image.jpg

2017-10-03 13:06:02 UTC

Ew

2017-10-03 13:06:18 UTC

@Deleted User d0e93084 thats pretty much mac and cheese dude

2017-10-03 13:06:26 UTC

its way better tho

2017-10-03 13:06:32 UTC

like thats literally mac n cheese

2017-10-03 13:06:38 UTC

yo

2017-10-03 13:06:40 UTC

there isnt velveeta in mac n cheese

2017-10-03 13:06:41 UTC

wha's up guyz

2017-10-03 13:06:43 UTC

I asked aboot a cooling channel like two months ago. No one wanted it. Quatro told me to take a poll.

2017-10-03 13:06:44 UTC

and like I said, my recipe is cheap as fuck

2017-10-03 13:06:46 UTC

>Mac and cheese

2017-10-03 13:07:05 UTC

@Scary_Clown talking about how my cheap recipe is the best

2017-10-03 13:07:26 UTC

@VicariousJambi My only qualm with spam is that it is squishy.

2017-10-03 13:07:31 UTC

what cheap recipe

2017-10-03 13:07:32 UTC

for what?

wow guys I'm eaten a kiwi an advert of the animal version comes up. <:MonkaGiga:362975800146001921>

2017-10-03 13:07:41 UTC

When's POTUS press conference on LV?

2017-10-03 13:07:46 UTC

@Scary_Clown look up, spam n cheese casserole

2017-10-03 13:07:53 UTC

I literally eat canned chili because it only costs a dollar

2017-10-03 13:07:54 UTC

๐Ÿ˜ฆ

2017-10-03 13:07:58 UTC

(More specifically how long we got to go)

2017-10-03 13:08:02 UTC

@J U S T He had one yesterday?

2017-10-03 13:08:13 UTC

i feel like a cooking channel would die and just turn into food memes really quickly

2017-10-03 13:08:17 UTC

@futurestorms well its not bad in a casserole, and its great in sandwiches if you fry it first till it gets that nice dark look

2017-10-03 13:08:20 UTC

ONG

2017-10-03 13:08:21 UTC

OMG

2017-10-03 13:08:23 UTC

food channel

2017-10-03 13:08:24 UTC

@trent well

2017-10-03 13:08:24 UTC

Yes

2017-10-03 13:08:31 UTC

@Scary_Clown put that on some pasta, like shells.

Man I want to eat chilli but mostly everyone in my house dislikes it. <:FeelsBadMan:356316589689405440>

2017-10-03 13:08:32 UTC

maybe we can force the women to talk in the cooking channel

2017-10-03 13:08:33 UTC

once a day

2017-10-03 13:08:36 UTC

lel

2017-10-03 13:08:44 UTC

@J U S T you're a girl right?

2017-10-03 13:08:49 UTC

wouldn't you like a cooking channel?

2017-10-03 13:08:51 UTC

Yes.

2017-10-03 13:08:55 UTC

Not really

2017-10-03 13:08:58 UTC

wtf

2017-10-03 13:09:04 UTC

what kind of woman are you

2017-10-03 13:09:07 UTC

shit woman

2017-10-03 13:09:13 UTC

I come on discord to Shitpost, not talk about cooking

2017-10-03 13:09:18 UTC

men cook better than women

2017-10-03 13:09:23 UTC

true dat

2017-10-03 13:09:28 UTC

@Scary_Clown I do 90% of the cooking in my house.

2017-10-03 13:09:32 UTC

me too

2017-10-03 13:09:39 UTC

but its more like 98%

2017-10-03 13:09:39 UTC

@futurestorms yeah but

2017-10-03 13:09:40 UTC

women

2017-10-03 13:09:42 UTC

<:ree:356316447548375070>

2017-10-03 13:09:44 UTC

@Scary_Clown ```maybe we can force the women to talk in the cooking channel``` LOL

2017-10-03 13:09:56 UTC

I feel like bonnet will have some real fire recipes

2017-10-03 13:09:56 UTC

what if we uhh

2017-10-03 13:10:03 UTC

she's a woman and she's been around a while you know?

2017-10-03 13:10:09 UTC

we can call it the kitchen

2017-10-03 13:10:16 UTC

just you, me and all the women in the server in the cooking channel

2017-10-03 13:10:17 UTC

brilliant!

2017-10-03 13:10:20 UTC
2017-10-03 13:10:27 UTC

yes

2017-10-03 13:10:29 UTC

of course

2017-10-03 13:10:32 UTC

I heard something about forcing thots to talk in the cooking channel

2017-10-03 13:10:37 UTC

lol

2017-10-03 13:10:43 UTC

Should've seen these pork loin medallions i cooked in my cast iron skillet last night. I marinated them in apple cider and spices.

2017-10-03 13:10:45 UTC

@trent and they can all cook in skimpy outfits

2017-10-03 13:10:47 UTC

fuck yes

2017-10-03 13:10:51 UTC

wow

2017-10-03 13:10:52 UTC

i like this idea

2017-10-03 13:10:55 UTC

were genius

2017-10-03 13:10:57 UTC

wait

2017-10-03 13:11:07 UTC

Dalit

2017-10-03 13:11:14 UTC

@futurestorms man I can't figure out how to properly keep my cast iron, thing keeps fucking rusting

2017-10-03 13:11:18 UTC

it'll just be a bunch of chubby smelly neet girls wearing outfits that are too tight in a hot kitchen

2017-10-03 13:11:19 UTC

fuck that

2017-10-03 13:11:23 UTC

<:FeelsBadMan:356316589689405440>

2017-10-03 13:11:29 UTC

LOL

2017-10-03 13:11:30 UTC

That's why you get a trap

2017-10-03 13:11:34 UTC

as if hamplanets cook anything @Scary_Clown

2017-10-03 13:11:36 UTC

its ok scary

2017-10-03 13:11:41 UTC

@VicariousJambi How are you cleaning it after you use it?

2017-10-03 13:11:43 UTC

im getting your gf to come back

2017-10-03 13:11:59 UTC

she's a skinny smelly neet girl

2017-10-03 13:12:12 UTC

@Deleted User d0e93084 >thinking fat girls can't cook

2017-10-03 13:12:14 UTC

So what madman gave a thot mod

2017-10-03 13:12:22 UTC

@Scary_Clown its not that they cant

2017-10-03 13:12:24 UTC

they wont

2017-10-03 13:12:28 UTC

@futurestorms Yeah I clean it, dry it, heat it up a little to dry it better then give it a little coat of oil

2017-10-03 13:12:30 UTC

LOL

2017-10-03 13:12:39 UTC

i was a very good goyim ๐Ÿ˜ƒ @Die fahne hoch!

2017-10-03 13:12:45 UTC

@Die fahne hoch! what thot got mod?

2017-10-03 13:12:47 UTC

I got A GREAT recipe!:
1. Turn on bbq
2. Throw sausages and chopped up onions on BBQ
3. Cook sausages and chopped up onions
4. Get a piece of bread
5. Put a sausage and some onions on bread
6. Put some WOOLIES tomato sauce on it
7. Grab a VB
8. Sit down and smoke a durrie while cracking a cold one with the cunts

2017-10-03 13:12:56 UTC
2017-10-03 13:12:58 UTC

trent*

2017-10-03 13:12:59 UTC

@Deleted User d0e93084 what kind of fat girl won't cook

2017-10-03 13:13:01 UTC

trent's a thot?!?

2017-10-03 13:13:02 UTC

holy shit

2017-10-03 13:13:04 UTC

yes

2017-10-03 13:13:06 UTC

The fuckin whites

2017-10-03 13:13:13 UTC

wait...trents a girl?

2017-10-03 13:13:15 UTC

"If she breath she a thot"-Jesus Christ

2017-10-03 13:13:18 UTC

yes

2017-10-03 13:13:21 UTC

@J U S T see you're a good woman after all

2017-10-03 13:13:21 UTC

holy shit

2017-10-03 13:13:25 UTC

my life is a lie

2017-10-03 13:13:29 UTC

trent is sexy woman yes

2017-10-03 13:13:31 UTC

scary has seen me

2017-10-03 13:13:53 UTC

so a girl cucked me?!? wow....

2017-10-03 13:14:02 UTC

Stop shitposting Trent and get back to studying for your Cert III in hairdressing

2017-10-03 13:14:07 UTC

wow

2017-10-03 13:14:08 UTC

exposed

2017-10-03 13:14:13 UTC

<:feelslil:354214069521350657>

2017-10-03 13:14:25 UTC

trent is a chubby pale neckbeard

2017-10-03 13:14:30 UTC

@VicariousJambi Just re season it. There are videos online. I saved one after my lady washed and let mine air dry.

2017-10-03 13:14:40 UTC

i mean im pale

2017-10-03 13:14:43 UTC

the other 2

2017-10-03 13:14:45 UTC

๐Ÿ™‚

2017-10-03 13:14:46 UTC

not so much

2017-10-03 13:14:49 UTC

๐Ÿ™‚

2017-10-03 13:14:55 UTC

@king hello

2017-10-03 13:14:57 UTC

@Scary_Clown do you want to host a radio show with me

2017-10-03 13:15:04 UTC

@king wow

2017-10-03 13:15:04 UTC

97.3 The Big Dogs in the Morning

2017-10-03 13:15:08 UTC

@futurestorms god I hate doing that, smells fucking awful when I do

2017-10-03 13:15:09 UTC

yes

2017-10-03 13:15:13 UTC

where would it be hosted from

2017-10-03 13:15:15 UTC

holy shit yes

2017-10-03 13:15:20 UTC

we can move in together

2017-10-03 13:15:20 UTC

I would love to run my own radio show

2017-10-03 13:15:23 UTC

ok

2017-10-03 13:15:24 UTC

where

2017-10-03 13:15:27 UTC

ITS UR BIG BREAK SCARY!1!1!1!1 U GUNA BE FAMUS N SHEEIT

2017-10-03 13:15:28 UTC

anywhere

2017-10-03 13:15:30 UTC

>radio

2017-10-03 13:15:32 UTC

LOL

2017-10-03 13:15:33 UTC

Pfffffft

2017-10-03 13:15:38 UTC

DI$CORD MOB ๐Ÿ˜Ž

2017-10-03 13:15:38 UTC

@J U S T I'm already a small business owner

2017-10-03 13:15:59 UTC

manlet

2017-10-03 13:16:04 UTC

trap brothels is not a legit business scary....

2017-10-03 13:16:05 UTC

Scary sells dick pics

2017-10-03 13:16:18 UTC

I give em free to the ladies tho

2017-10-03 13:16:29 UTC

and then they scream in terror

2017-10-03 13:16:29 UTC
2017-10-03 13:16:32 UTC

<:FeelsGoodMan:356316480645890048>

2017-10-03 13:16:43 UTC

@VicariousJambi Just use the proper oil to season it with. *Of those you listed canola (rapeseed) would be highest. If you can find soybean oil it would be even better.*

*These oils polymerize more easily. To create an even coating with good adhesion, multiple thin coats work well. I have read of people doing as many as 6 coats but, in my opinion, you should do at least 2 or 3.*

2017-10-03 13:16:47 UTC

no guy would pay for dick pics you idiot

2017-10-03 13:17:01 UTC

your business is doomed to fail...

2017-10-03 13:17:06 UTC

@Deleted User d0e93084 "Are you sure about that"

2017-10-03 13:17:07 UTC

@futurestorms wow you're a real woman after all

2017-10-03 13:17:08 UTC

holy crap

2017-10-03 13:17:25 UTC

@Die fahne hoch! yes i am sure

2017-10-03 13:17:46 UTC

Wait futurestorms isn't a guy who

2017-10-03 13:17:46 UTC

@Scary_Clown Yeah i really am, but like 100% the opposite of what you just stated.

2017-10-03 13:17:47 UTC

Wtf

2017-10-03 13:17:48 UTC

31 โ€œSo may all your enemies perish, LORD! But may all who love you be like the sun when it rises in its strength.โ€ Then the land had peace forty years.
Judges 5:31

2017-10-03 13:17:52 UTC

@futurestorms i had no idea you were a woman

2017-10-03 13:17:57 UTC

lmfao

2017-10-03 13:17:58 UTC

We've reached Weimar levels in degeneracy

2017-10-03 13:17:58 UTC

@futurestorms dude future you've never got on mic

2017-10-03 13:18:05 UTC

I swear future has been a woman this whole time

2017-10-03 13:18:05 UTC

@futurestorms Hmm I'll have to check what oil I have, I forget if its olive oil or canola. And I'll remember to coat the fuck outta it

2017-10-03 13:18:05 UTC

<:ree:356316447548375070>

2017-10-03 13:18:06 UTC

Wouldn't surprise me tbh

2017-10-03 13:18:16 UTC

Shit. Should i just run with this?

2017-10-03 13:18:19 UTC

No

2017-10-03 13:18:22 UTC

yes

2017-10-03 13:18:25 UTC

I might accidentally send you dick pics

2017-10-03 13:18:29 UTC

i do it every day

2017-10-03 13:18:31 UTC

you wouldn't want that

2017-10-03 13:18:32 UTC

"Accidentally"

2017-10-03 13:18:32 UTC

Future is very pretty

2017-10-03 13:18:38 UTC

I could get so much attention and free stuff.

2017-10-03 13:18:39 UTC

"Accidentally"

2017-10-03 13:18:41 UTC

trent sends me pictures of the women he role-plays as every day

2017-10-03 13:18:44 UTC

it makes me uncomfortable

2017-10-03 13:18:52 UTC

๐Ÿ˜‚

2017-10-03 13:18:54 UTC

inb4 he becomes a trap

2017-10-03 13:19:06 UTC

too late

2017-10-03 13:19:14 UTC

scary you're an actual catfish

2017-10-03 13:19:16 UTC

he's already got recipies and shit

2017-10-03 13:19:20 UTC

>actual catfih

2017-10-03 13:19:22 UTC

how

2017-10-03 13:19:23 UTC

wtf

2017-10-03 13:19:27 UTC

Lmao gc

2017-10-03 13:19:32 UTC

๐Ÿ”ฅ

2017-10-03 13:19:33 UTC

WAIT. Wahmen get *free* stuff on this server?
****GIBS ME DAT INTESIFIES****

2017-10-03 13:19:36 UTC

<:pepefedora:356316725865611264>

2017-10-03 13:19:39 UTC

wait futurestorms is a woman? i just found out embassy cat was a woman

2017-10-03 13:19:39 UTC

I am a balding, pale, slightly overweight middle aged man. Not much to see.

2017-10-03 13:19:44 UTC

@J U S T lol I was offering free dick pics

2017-10-03 13:19:49 UTC

>Overweight

2017-10-03 13:19:51 UTC

I've never seen a woman so excited

2017-10-03 13:19:51 UTC

wow

2017-10-03 13:19:52 UTC

>Boomer

2017-10-03 13:19:54 UTC

trents a woman too! @Rev

2017-10-03 13:19:57 UTC

Consider suicide

2017-10-03 13:20:02 UTC

I am the only woman here

2017-10-03 13:20:03 UTC

wow guys

2017-10-03 13:20:05 UTC
2017-10-03 13:20:10 UTC

a girl is excited over my e peen

2017-10-03 13:20:12 UTC

@amygdala only trap here oyu mean

2017-10-03 13:20:17 UTC

@trent I only catfish traps lol

2017-10-03 13:20:18 UTC

Frick off

2017-10-03 13:20:20 UTC

<:ree:356316447548375070>

2017-10-03 13:20:22 UTC

๐Ÿ˜‰

2017-10-03 13:20:43 UTC

remember when I sent mew fake pictures of me but she thought it was real pictures of me

2017-10-03 13:20:48 UTC

hey, guys
i'm a woman too

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