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2017-10-01 17:12:16 UTC

The worst part about online dating apps is getting propositioned by darkies tbh. @KennyD

2017-10-01 17:12:21 UTC

Lol

2017-10-01 17:12:24 UTC
2017-10-01 17:12:28 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/350739775214583812/364097246666686475/image-22-1.jpg

2017-10-01 17:12:31 UTC

Do they have that?

2017-10-01 17:12:33 UTC

Oh hey, I had some darkies "match up"

2017-10-01 17:12:44 UTC

but, as i stated before...am not attracted to them

2017-10-01 17:12:44 UTC

@Jeb Eh, I have some options, Iโ€™ll be good๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿผ

2017-10-01 17:12:50 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/350739775214583812/364097338178011137/image.jpg

2017-10-01 17:13:00 UTC

I liked math

2017-10-01 17:13:01 UTC
2017-10-01 17:13:06 UTC

I gotta story to tell, but it can wait @KennyD

2017-10-01 17:13:08 UTC

hehe

2017-10-01 17:13:09 UTC

It's pretty involved.

2017-10-01 17:13:16 UTC

LOL juan ready to hear a good story

2017-10-01 17:13:22 UTC

Ill make some popcorn

2017-10-01 17:13:22 UTC

Date Slavic men if you're a Slav so they can bs yoy

2017-10-01 17:13:25 UTC

I'm afraid of dating because I had too many bad experiences of girls telling me to fuck off when I was younger

2017-10-01 17:13:26 UTC

>says race affects a student's education
>It's the inanimate math that's racist

2017-10-01 17:13:35 UTC

I was good at math right up to 10th grade, then it got pretty difficult

2017-10-01 17:13:39 UTC

I got a thing that I usually put my laptop in, it's sharp and it got like something hanging behind it and it's black so I put it on my head and became the opposite of KKK, now I burn the whites.

2017-10-01 17:13:47 UTC

In sucked at math my entire life

2017-10-01 17:13:52 UTC

*i've

2017-10-01 17:14:04 UTC

You dont need math to succeed in life.

2017-10-01 17:14:04 UTC

to be fair, the only math i used now is addition, subtraction, multiplication and division

2017-10-01 17:14:08 UTC

I am a math god

2017-10-01 17:14:16 UTC

Unless you are a JEW

2017-10-01 17:14:16 UTC

I use the internet to do my math tbh

2017-10-01 17:14:20 UTC

I'm an engineer

2017-10-01 17:14:22 UTC

Tbh we had a new teacher in 10th grade, she sucked maybe thatโ€™s why I got bad

2017-10-01 17:14:23 UTC

Kek

2017-10-01 17:14:26 UTC

all those formulas are confusing

2017-10-01 17:14:38 UTC

all female teachers are horrible

2017-10-01 17:14:40 UTC

i failed psyhics (I think i spelled that wrong, no wonder i failed)

2017-10-01 17:14:42 UTC

in my experience

2017-10-01 17:14:43 UTC

Psychics

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Pyschics

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FUCK

2017-10-01 17:14:49 UTC

I'm taking a math minor in college

2017-10-01 17:14:50 UTC

no wonder

2017-10-01 17:14:59 UTC

I aced chemistry though

2017-10-01 17:15:02 UTC

I'm a physics major

2017-10-01 17:15:03 UTC

@Logical-Scholar almost all teachers here are females xD

2017-10-01 17:15:07 UTC

I haven't done any real math in the past 4 years since I graduated college

2017-10-01 17:15:12 UTC

@whats your major

2017-10-01 17:15:13 UTC

I really hope the piss tape isn't real

2017-10-01 17:15:14 UTC

I had a teacher in 4th grade who tried convincing us that the wage gap was real

2017-10-01 17:15:18 UTC

i like chemistry, bonds and all that shit

2017-10-01 17:15:25 UTC

@StevePines -WA what's ur major

2017-10-01 17:15:34 UTC

I just said nigger

2017-10-01 17:15:39 UTC

Iโ€™ve seen some pics with math at American high schools - that was our 5th grade math

2017-10-01 17:15:47 UTC

exactly elections

2017-10-01 17:15:48 UTC

Physics REEEEEEEEEEEEE

2017-10-01 17:15:49 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/350739775214583812/364098091386929152/Screenshot_20171001-101544.png

2017-10-01 17:15:54 UTC

Smdh these kids

2017-10-01 17:16:02 UTC

@Deleted User 904fdf23 here like 50-50 male female

2017-10-01 17:16:04 UTC

Math Education in the U.S sucks basically

2017-10-01 17:16:10 UTC

But yeah Juan, I used programs to do it now

2017-10-01 17:16:11 UTC

yup

2017-10-01 17:16:20 UTC

That's why we can't compete with the rest of the world : ))))))

2017-10-01 17:16:21 UTC

I like Quickbooks

2017-10-01 17:16:22 UTC

I majored in computer engineering and now have a high paying job and barely do any math

2017-10-01 17:16:23 UTC

its a great program

2017-10-01 17:16:33 UTC

When you get to the higher level, physics and chemistry are pretty much the same

2017-10-01 17:16:35 UTC

@StevePines -WA is math related to science?

2017-10-01 17:16:40 UTC

Yes

2017-10-01 17:16:54 UTC

I'd that a joke?

2017-10-01 17:16:54 UTC

Katy Perry was a mistake

2017-10-01 17:16:57 UTC

@Fersurion testing 149

2017-10-01 17:16:58 UTC

I have developed a great window cleaning solution

2017-10-01 17:17:02 UTC

using chemistry ๐Ÿ˜ƒ

2017-10-01 17:17:05 UTC

Did you see Katy Perry asking that to Neil Degrasse Tyson

2017-10-01 17:17:06 UTC

Stop listening to her music

2017-10-01 17:17:09 UTC

Unironically

2017-10-01 17:17:12 UTC

katy perry

2017-10-01 17:17:12 UTC

Katy Petty

2017-10-01 17:17:12 UTC

Lol

2017-10-01 17:17:14 UTC

No

2017-10-01 17:17:15 UTC

Half of college is a waste of time

2017-10-01 17:17:15 UTC

I liked h er one song

2017-10-01 17:17:17 UTC

It's sad

2017-10-01 17:17:18 UTC

I hated chemistry, our teacher was a crazy bitch (like, REALLY crazy, mentally ill)

2017-10-01 17:17:18 UTC

"e.t"

2017-10-01 17:17:22 UTC

Why was she even with Neil?

2017-10-01 17:17:27 UTC

i like katy perrys "e.t"

2017-10-01 17:17:29 UTC

thats about it

2017-10-01 17:17:30 UTC

lol

2017-10-01 17:17:37 UTC

i think thats the song

2017-10-01 17:17:38 UTC

My chem teacher was really good

2017-10-01 17:17:43 UTC

Whatever possessed Miley Cyrus is now inside Katy Perry

2017-10-01 17:17:54 UTC

lol

2017-10-01 17:17:58 UTC

my current science teacher is actually complete nuts, she some times just screams whenever someone answers a question right

2017-10-01 17:17:59 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/350739775214583812/364098637900283904/Ace-Ventura-ace-ventura-30820459-450-250.gif

2017-10-01 17:18:15 UTC

FINKLE IS EINHORN

2017-10-01 17:18:17 UTC

EINHORN IS FINKLE

2017-10-01 17:18:24 UTC

Einhorn is a man....EINHORN IS A MAN??!

2017-10-01 17:18:25 UTC

My science teacher looks like Mussolini

2017-10-01 17:18:34 UTC

He even does the head nod thing

2017-10-01 17:19:04 UTC

our chem teacher had those โ€œcrazyโ€ genes in her blood, all of her family members were regulars at a local center for mentally ill

2017-10-01 17:19:30 UTC

why is she being allowed to work with minors

2017-10-01 17:19:39 UTC

Typical

2017-10-01 17:19:56 UTC

Most teachers develop pedophilic tendencies

2017-10-01 17:20:04 UTC

Most of my high school teachers were pretty awesome

2017-10-01 17:20:07 UTC

no idea, I hope sheโ€™ll get fired before she starts teaching my little brother

2017-10-01 17:20:28 UTC

There was a teacher back when I was in 7th grade who would look at girl's asses and he had a daughter

2017-10-01 17:20:32 UTC

This was 2004 when I graduated, before eveyrthing went to shit like it is now

2017-10-01 17:20:34 UTC

lol

2017-10-01 17:20:38 UTC

laces out <:ree:356316447548375070> ๐Ÿˆ

2017-10-01 17:20:42 UTC

LACES OUT, DAN!

2017-10-01 17:20:43 UTC

try make her do racism and screenshot it @Deleted User 904fdf23

2017-10-01 17:21:02 UTC

Yeah, I went to Finkle's house, it's cozy....FOR HANNIBAL LECTOR!

2017-10-01 17:21:04 UTC

LOL

2017-10-01 17:21:17 UTC

There was a principal at my school that used dress code enforcement as an excuse to look at girls cleavage

2017-10-01 17:21:17 UTC

tyes

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lol

2017-10-01 17:21:35 UTC

@Logical-Scholar Iโ€™m not at school anymore, and thatโ€™s not how it works here in Ukraine xD No one cares about racism, better catch her during her โ€œcrazyโ€ times

2017-10-01 17:22:06 UTC

Ukraine has itseducational priorities right

2017-10-01 17:22:12 UTC

our principal was a fucking joke - playing happy farm in her tablet all the damn time

2017-10-01 17:22:17 UTC

really makes you <:ThinkStare:356316814847901698>

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/350739775214583812/364099718000934912/firefox_2017-10-01_10-21-52.png

2017-10-01 17:22:18 UTC

Everybody hates the police, until you need the police

2017-10-01 17:22:25 UTC

Here in the U.S education has just fucked up with social justice

2017-10-01 17:22:35 UTC

Well basically when I was a child the headmaster of a school was a Serb so one of the teachers I disliked supported Hrvatske Ustashe and I filmed it so I showed and he fired her lol

2017-10-01 17:22:38 UTC

I love cops. I guess i'm just a FUCKING white male...

2017-10-01 17:22:40 UTC

๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”

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Cops are great

2017-10-01 17:22:50 UTC

For the most part

2017-10-01 17:22:52 UTC

call of duty lets u cuztomize ur character to be a muslim

2017-10-01 17:22:59 UTC

no it doesnt

2017-10-01 17:23:00 UTC

NO

2017-10-01 17:23:02 UTC

if they arrest me, i was doing something wrong corn hub

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and i deserve it

2017-10-01 17:23:06 UTC

Why do people hate the cops so much?

2017-10-01 17:23:21 UTC

brainwashed by CNN

2017-10-01 17:23:22 UTC

That's why I'm not keen on jury duty

2017-10-01 17:23:28 UTC

jury duty is not a service

2017-10-01 17:23:33 UTC

it's mainly dindus

2017-10-01 17:23:42 UTC

listen, i dont want a group of 500 people who DON'T WANT TO BE THERE, deciding my fate

2017-10-01 17:23:45 UTC

@KennyD people who hate the police and claim they're unjust are just denying crime they've commuted

2017-10-01 17:23:58 UTC

ive got jury duty coming up again, 3 times in 3 years

2017-10-01 17:24:00 UTC

*committed

2017-10-01 17:24:04 UTC

I donโ€™t know, the police here (the new one, after revolution) is awesome, no one hates them here

2017-10-01 17:24:07 UTC

i tell them the system is broken

2017-10-01 17:24:09 UTC

they do not select me

2017-10-01 17:24:19 UTC

Jury duty system is just broken :/

2017-10-01 17:24:24 UTC

keep in mind

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I did not MIND being there

2017-10-01 17:24:31 UTC

It was nice to sit in the a/c for 8 hours

2017-10-01 17:24:38 UTC

coppos are okay but the police needs to be reformed. there's 0 reason for shit like speed traps ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ and 99% of shit that gets traffic tickets.

2017-10-01 17:24:39 UTC

But to see the people around me

2017-10-01 17:24:46 UTC

No thanks, I would not trust YOU to decide my case

2017-10-01 17:24:47 UTC

No way

2017-10-01 17:24:55 UTC

Croatian cops are the laziest cops you will ever find, I can confirm this

2017-10-01 17:25:24 UTC

the fact you can be arrested for not showing up to jury duty, is wrong

2017-10-01 17:25:25 UTC

lol our cops used to be lazy until the police got reformed

2017-10-01 17:25:36 UTC

yeah but youre not gonna get arrested for that

2017-10-01 17:25:42 UTC

autism, really?

2017-10-01 17:25:48 UTC

wrong

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the worst theyve done is give fines

2017-10-01 17:25:52 UTC

Not here in florida dude

2017-10-01 17:25:55 UTC

they invested extra police in areas of Croatia with a lot of Serbs hoping to arrest all serbs

2017-10-01 17:25:57 UTC

The last two times I went

2017-10-01 17:26:03 UTC

i have jewry duty tomorrow

2017-10-01 17:26:05 UTC

the judge sent OFFICERS to their house

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and they were brought in

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to explain why they were not in jury duty

2017-10-01 17:26:17 UTC

cool story bro

2017-10-01 17:26:22 UTC

@Logical-Scholar lol, I call it pettiness xD

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?

2017-10-01 17:26:36 UTC

I'm telling you a fact, you dont have to listen, this is in Florida

2017-10-01 17:26:40 UTC

the worst they can do is issue a bench warrant

2017-10-01 17:26:42 UTC

>cool story bro

2017-10-01 17:26:45 UTC

not an argument

2017-10-01 17:26:54 UTC

They issue bench warrant and bring you in

2017-10-01 17:26:59 UTC

And then you go to jury duty anyway

2017-10-01 17:27:03 UTC

Civ vi is 50% off on humble bundle today

2017-10-01 17:27:28 UTC

Sorry dude but if I am working and I have to be brought in for not attending jury duty, pulling me away from work and business, yeah that's a problem autism.

2017-10-01 17:27:32 UTC

does ukraine ever have elections ?

2017-10-01 17:27:37 UTC

for something like a license plate bulb being out

2017-10-01 17:27:51 UTC

@Logical-Scholar we do, usually after revolutions xD

2017-10-01 17:27:58 UTC

WOW

2017-10-01 17:28:04 UTC

@Logical-Scholar Are you really a homosexual in real life or do you just larp on discord as a faggot?

2017-10-01 17:28:08 UTC

MY AUTOCORRECT IS FUCKED

2017-10-01 17:28:12 UTC

When you get pulled over-- You roll all your windows down, put BOTH hands on the wheels at 10 and 2, and wait for the officer to show up

2017-10-01 17:28:15 UTC

do you know what a bench warrant is

2017-10-01 17:28:18 UTC

OOF

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EXACTLY

2017-10-01 17:28:23 UTC

Jury duty is one of the biggest legal powers you can have as a citizen not in office

2017-10-01 17:28:24 UTC

None of them, I burn the gays

2017-10-01 17:28:31 UTC

@KennyD Did they know they could postpone jury duty until a later date?

2017-10-01 17:28:32 UTC

If you seek suspicious you'll make THE COP NERVOUS

2017-10-01 17:28:35 UTC

*seem

2017-10-01 17:28:38 UTC

I already did that futurestorms

2017-10-01 17:28:45 UTC

You get 1 deferment

2017-10-01 17:28:47 UTC

I love you @Scary_Clown

2017-10-01 17:28:50 UTC

Up to 7 months later

2017-10-01 17:28:53 UTC

@BGN are you the big gay nazi?

2017-10-01 17:28:58 UTC

@KennyD Ahh.

2017-10-01 17:29:01 UTC

You could just change your address to another county

2017-10-01 17:29:05 UTC

as long as you have a friend there

2017-10-01 17:29:07 UTC

its easy

2017-10-01 17:29:18 UTC

all you have to do is change your license address

2017-10-01 17:29:25 UTC
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you need to pull over leave the car running and start frantically looking in the glovebox as the cop approaches your window

2017-10-01 17:29:37 UTC

A gay nigger jew boy

2017-10-01 17:29:46 UTC

@!Co-Owner! figured, BGN is his mark lol

2017-10-01 17:29:54 UTC

I got on one jury in all the years. A theft case. The key witness folded when it was found out the defendant was living in her house.

2017-10-01 17:30:05 UTC

Yeah as I said, i didnt mind going

2017-10-01 17:30:11 UTC

but 3 times in 3 years, come on

2017-10-01 17:30:26 UTC

i hope im called in to go tomorrow so i dont have to spend a week with this game

2017-10-01 17:30:35 UTC

oh boy

2017-10-01 17:30:36 UTC

@KennyD You are in a key demographic as far as age and gender.

2017-10-01 17:30:41 UTC

wait until you get a grand jury summons

2017-10-01 17:30:46 UTC

hope you arent busy for 2-4 weeks

2017-10-01 17:31:02 UTC

lol

2017-10-01 17:31:19 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/350739775214583812/364101990604603392/chrome_2017-10-01_10-30-56.png

2017-10-01 17:31:26 UTC

https://twitter.com/jbro_1776/status/914511261957836800

I've confirmed this clip to be real, doing my best to get it viral. Any help would be great.

2017-10-01 17:31:30 UTC

yeah autism

2017-10-01 17:31:36 UTC

thats normal

2017-10-01 17:31:41 UTC

if they settle the cases

2017-10-01 17:31:43 UTC

they dont bring you in

2017-10-01 17:31:47 UTC

normally they settle it

2017-10-01 17:31:53 UTC

plea deals, etc

2017-10-01 17:31:57 UTC

i hope they call me in tomorrow afternoon so i dont have to do it for the rest of the week

2017-10-01 17:32:17 UTC

i just watched some informative programs on the tv they had for 8 hours

2017-10-01 17:32:17 UTC

@KennyD We were told that we'd probably not get the call up again for three to five years, as we'd 'done our turn' on a jury. I was in the box for 45 minutes.

2017-10-01 17:32:28 UTC

but im sure theyll just cuck me until thursday

2017-10-01 17:32:32 UTC

then make me do a whole day

2017-10-01 17:32:34 UTC

<:ThinkYourself:356316544734724106>

2017-10-01 17:32:35 UTC

They had a based program on

2017-10-01 17:32:36 UTC

OMG

2017-10-01 17:32:37 UTC

CALL OF DUTY

2017-10-01 17:32:39 UTC

IS BEING PRETTY GAY

2017-10-01 17:32:43 UTC

they dont even have swastikas

2017-10-01 17:32:46 UTC

the green party of Ukraine is inexcistent, be glad you are free from climate niggers

2017-10-01 17:32:51 UTC

and they have black women

2017-10-01 17:32:52 UTC

it was about all the guys involved making the country great

2017-10-01 17:33:00 UTC

edison, the rockefellers, etc

2017-10-01 17:33:04 UTC

@Autistic Dog you got called for jury duty ?

2017-10-01 17:33:05 UTC

those guys were ruthless

2017-10-01 17:33:18 UTC
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amy im going in november 30th ๐Ÿ˜„

2017-10-01 17:33:34 UTC

how many times u guys fap a day

2017-10-01 17:33:39 UTC

uh

2017-10-01 17:33:39 UTC

sorry, was stuffing my face with borsch

2017-10-01 17:33:42 UTC

yeah i get jewry duty every year and just toss it in the trash

2017-10-01 17:33:48 UTC

LOL

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