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i cry at night

xd

My good friends, I have done years of research and I have finally concluded the 'Men In Black' exists.

Yeah they're called Satanists

Cucked by Satan

This is because if you look at Steven Hawking you will see that he looks injurd...

....

lmao

the mib bashed up steven hawking

You should tell him your theory

I'm sure he'll love it

ok brb

"there is also a universe in which you are mobile"

"yes, and a universe in which you are funny"

<:DabBoi:363745494255665153>

remember

ah fuck i accidently opened ashley maddision instead of twitter

"actually steven you're a cripple in every. single. universe."

a dab a day keeps the haturz away

xd

dabbing is bad for your throat

for your whole respiratory system really

End me now.

A pray a day keeps the gay at bay

reveal vagene

Translation pls

I don’t speak Indonesian

uhm

@Maddy show vegene and bob I think

xd

I'm gonna shit

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/373063647716442123/373288911553822720/1509065797096.jpg

***Jews did JFK***

"elo here is ur seksi supermodil here with ur jfk filesxddd!"

hey it me ur seksi supermodel with teh jfk files

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

@!𝓐𝓻𝓽𝓲𝓮 𝓟𝓮𝓷𝓭𝓻𝓪𝓰𝓸𝓷 why did u never follow me on twitter wth

xd

idk ur account

so

xd

i deleted it

but still

y didn't u follow

what are u guys dressing up as for halloween

well how am I supposed

when it existed wth

to follow

a deleted account

DEADASS

BC I POSTED IT B4

I love how uniqe all the fonts are for newspapers

https://gyazo.com/06b3d41eebec6cb0f978854406668de0

OMIGOD LIKE I AM HERE 24 HOURS OF THE DAY

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

definitely not

<-- mfw people think the CIA is always here

@!𝓐𝓻𝓽𝓲𝓮 𝓟𝓮𝓷𝓭𝓻𝓪𝓰𝓸𝓷 also this was like 2 months ago

I yelled "viva cuck vegas" and made machine guns sound in the parking lot when i was picking up my pizza tonight and people laughed

...

oh lawd

y ' a l l

gonna get us banned

smh

woah dude its just a halloween costume

Wtf is this bullshit, 'db cooper' a master criminal, was described as having no accent

that is america for you

they think theyre so fucking top shit that america doesnt have an accent

i deleted it so u guys dont get in trouble ok

pleaase tell me there's an american out here that knows that america has a big accent

next costume idea is..

HAPPENING HAPPNEING

@!𝓐𝓻𝓽𝓲𝓮 𝓟𝓮𝓷𝓭𝓻𝓪𝓰𝓸𝓷 she deleted her twitter cuz I was bullying her on it

xd

JFK FILES RELEASED

HAPPNEING HAPPNEING

JFK WAS KILLED BY A MUSLIM

big if true

keep me posted.

lol

@mew is not illegal lol

lol

https://www.archives.gov/research/jfk/2017-release

l o l
o
l

trump didn't release them all so

its lame

the interesting ones are obviously the ones they don't want to release

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

it's like saying youre going to release the krabby paddy formula and then saying "there's lettuce" and leaving the rest

i think there's crab in it

and old bay seasoning

delete this now

yo how weird is it that "mr. krabs" serves krabs

mr krabs selling krabs

is he killing and eating his own people

exactly

thats why you never see his wife or any other krabs in the shopw

because he killed them all

well they do live in a fallout zone

and thats why he hides the formula

he probably has the brain tumors

The Buffalo chicken pizza I had for lunch has decided to make it's revenge

?????

Vile

which door

It burns

oh

Not as much as hell

My hole burns

Probably like the dickens

<:MonkaGiga:362975800146001921>

Burnin' like the dickens

Wooo ooo

But it's so good

I am interested in getting some carolina reapers soon

For science

jfk shot himself from the future

lol

prove me wrong, you can't

until all the files are released youre forced to believe that

no

ur wrong

PROOF?

Barron Trump or Jackie Kennedy did it.

<:MonkaGiga:362975800146001921>

<@344244246498508802> why do you orbit darth?

<:Thonk:362811285869559808>

@Zastava prove is I said so and I am better than u

ur proved wrong

dumby

They had to. We’d be in a nuclear wasteland now.

i concede

Anyone see that thing where it said the world's average iq is 86

on what level of lying pants is that

If JFK lived, then he would’ve made this country into a great utopia. No need to develop real estate so no Donald Trump in real estate so no billions so no melania so no Barron.

jfk was a degen

hey admins

make an announcement you fucks

jfk files out

they did

why was the topic removed

it’s still there

lol

ITS NOT FULLY RELEASED DUMBO

derp

its literally, n o t h i n g

@ErnieLanders tap on the discussion tab

ohhh

ok thanks

yup.

youre the reason why the worlds iq is 86

@Zastava Heres a file saying how Lee Harvey Osward was a communist part of the communist party

https://www.archives.gov/files/research/jfk/releases/docid-32144493.pdf

so suck my left penis

<:MonkaGiga:362975800146001921>

🐸

my emoji game is from 2013

not 2013

wanna take this chat back to 2008?

i just put emoji and game in the sentence.
Kill me.

h3y wats up lol

😄

China

"Last night we received a call in our Dallas offices from a man calling in a calm voice and saying he was a member of a committee organized to kill Oswald. We at once notified the Chief of Police and he assured us Oswald would be given sufficient protection. This morning we called the Chief of police again warning of the possibility of some effort against Oswald and he again assured us adequate protection would be given"

xxXdrugfreeVegansM8Xxx

thats not 2008

thats 2011

whaddever...gaaaaaayyyyy

Kool Kids Klub

im sick of you amateur roleplayers

Whos role playing?

me and spooky

What are you role playing

2008 chat room

😐

back in the day

How to get into VC?

when was inb4

2014

you are a timeline historian

<:FeelsFedora:356316725865611264>

I have a PHD and masters in internet memeolgy

I spent over 300,000 dollars and had to sell my house and car to get this

was it worth it? heh you tell me bud

<:fuck:352643243801968641> <:your:352643266669445142> <:self:352643316342587403>

sad thing is that even tho I'm joking that's reality for you americans

I'd like to solve the question for 1000 mike

I was in the meme war

what is a P E N I S

hey

hey

God. saying ‘i was in the meme war’ sounds trite now.

i am IN the meme war

Thought you guys may be interested in this, I've made a torrent of the JFK files in bulk: magnet:?xt=urn:btih:27b130758f75584aa68a49eed29303ff814a2101&dn=JFK_Bulk.zip

<:MonkaGiga:362975800146001921>

LPT: when camping, hang your testicles way high in a tree so bears don’t get ‘em.

that's a good tip

wait bears cant climb for real?

They’d be busy mauling your bleeding body down below, because you chopped your nuts off.

true

we dont have anything dangerous here

No. We keep our bears in cages and leave our balls attached.

we have alligators

roar

@amygdala banning you for role evasin

evasion*

no you aren’t

lol

do it because he was smug

Ha! it has the GIF tag but isn’t one.

BAMBOOZLED AGAIN

Mmm fluoride, making me more retarded by the sip

ye i hovered for 10 seconds waiting for something to happen thanks spook

u know everytime u eat salt ur eating chlorine

Yes

I use absurdity to keep normies out

Sodium chloride

Wait

tfw you can't do organic chemistry

sodium chlorine

Yea

probably shouldn't go to dinner at that guys house

"did I chlorinate the chicken enough?"

have u guys ever pissed gass

gas*

I’ve syphoned it but not pissed it.

no I eat gas

i'd say if you're expelling gas from your genitals it's time to see the doctor

Like an abbo

are you a slime mold

tell the truth

Who

do u ever just chew on a little block of iron just so u can get a good amount of it in ur system

@Kraftzmann the Free don’t get teste 😀

you don't piss gas you fart it dumbo

i got teste

oh i got teste

did u know humans have gold in them !!

i got teste.... i got adrena.... i got y chromo

in their teeth

dat teste bantzzzz

ye

https://media.giphy.com/media/MGYDMnfpZmIcE/giphy.gif

Do you remember this episode

so we probably won't see anything about what's in the files until tomorrow but it looks like there was a 2nd shooter