ABORT ROOM MATE

i just washed a pain and it was right behind her right

you ever talk to someone you know is metally handicapped

i talked super slow

#AfterBirthAbortions4All

"what...are..you...doing'

her - making eggs

me -

'why does it smell so bad. are you microwaving them'

I think you their's better fish to catch myth

>microwaving eggs

wtf

her - 'yeah, its quicker, less mess'

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remember when someone literally

30 secds ago

said just that

is she fat by any chance

there you go

autist

yeah ofc she is

i'm going to microwave some eggs for breakfast in an hour

Where's Gordon Ramsey when you need him?

sjw hair?

purple

nah

well shes fat

she only knows how to consume

She's probably a fat acceptance retard

myth get out before she puts you in the microwave

illl never forget standing therea nd looking at the pan on the stove, the back at her, then back at the pain, and so on

and was like 'you know it takes 40 seconds. thers a pan literaly right there'

her - "oh this is better"

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

u should try it

id rather microwave her

but thanks

are you talking about your gf myth

yeh

wtf

no thankfully she doesnt exist

dump that hoe

oh

this is the romm mates gf

oh ok

rip

when you watch too much anime

so you hear this beached whale in the night

wonder if u can soak eggs in some kind of lime juice or something to soften the hell after hard boiling ait and get some calcium with that protein

Why did we make a new server again?

hard eggs are tasty

dude creator

Wait...
*How do autists fugg?*

let me tell you a story

hard boiled *

So many tans

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So one night, they had just got together. maybe two months shes been coming over. My pc desk is literally next to his bed wall mind you my room mate hasnt slept in an actual bed since bush was president. also around the same time he last brushed his teeth. so my pc desk ir right against the same wall as his 'bed'

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myth where are you living

california?

Lemme guess... "Something" was banging the wall over and over again making it vibrate ur desk?

so i have my ear buds in and im doing my thing.

then i notice my monitor starts to shake

hmm really makes me think

and im like

'ok'

the infrastructure of the city weakens every time she moves

so i take them out

@ftwtech <:FeelsComfyMan:356316472240373760> henlo

and i hear some fuckng autistic fattie being plowed harder than an anmish field in april

😑😷

RIP MYTH

so im you know, giggling and waiting for it to be over

right around the time i tink its about to be over, mind you i can hear everything

horrific

i text him 'finish her

1 minute later after the noise stops

this motherfucker texts me back

'flawless victory'

NI🅱🅱A WTF

😷😷😷😷

i swear to fucking god this happpened

this is like one of those youtube prank videos

its fake as fuck

ive told it like 5 times dude

yo so he checked his phone while he was about to cum

no when it was over

Who checks their phone straight after fugging? The fuck kinda ni🅱🅱as u live with

Thots > Beached Whales

ur room mate sucks

B E G O N E T H O T S

atleast thots have one thing

looks

beached whales are sluts but their ugly

their existence is sustained by beta males

everything you said is retarded

My room mate is the best

Non existent