1. In the beginning Carl Wheezer created the heavens and the earth.
2. Now the earth was formless and empty, darkness was over the surface of the deep, and the Spirit of Carl Wheezer was hovering over the jimmys moms.
3. And Carl Wheezer said, โLet there be croissant,โ and there was croissant.
4. Carl Wheezer saw that the croissant was good, and he separated the croissant from the darkness.
5. Carl Wheezer called the croissant โgood shit,โ and the darkness he called โnight.โ And there was evening, and there was morningโthe first day.
6. And Carl Wheezer said, โLet there be a frog picture between the jimmys moms to separate jimmys mom from jimmys mom.โ
7. So Carl Wheezer made the frog picture and separated the jimmys mom under the frog picture from the jimmys mom above it. And it was so.
8. Carl Wheezer called the frog picture โhey jimmy you want to see a picture of a frog.โ And there was evening, and there was morningโthe second day.
9. And Carl Wheezer said, โLet there be croissants in the frog picture of the sky to separate the day from the night, and let them serve as signs to mark sacred times, and days and years,
10. and let them be croissants in the frog picture of the sky to give croissant on the earth.โ And it was so.
11. Carl Wheezer made two great croissantsโthe greater croissant to govern the day and the lesser croissant to govern the night. He also made the stars.
