its like £2.99 a month

was good

Also comment ce va is not a direct translation of "How are you". It's informal. Ahhh.

i hate french but reading it is easy tbh

i have read a few journals in french and not needed to translate much at all

i'll just use my homie chinks for practice

Comment allez vous is the formal way btw.

Stupid French.

@🚂Quatroking🚂 (🇳🇱) same!

i think i live with two sisters

i cant tell

one calls the other meimei a lot

which is little sister

and ive heard jiejie too

which is older sister

but they dont look alike

idk if they use it as a friend term, i think i know how to ask in chinese

rip

@Blackpill Dispensary nah bruh they call each other sister and brother all the time even tho they're just friends

but little sister is disrespectful a lot

either that or they're cousins

older sister is fine

but calling them lil sis is supposed to be lack of respect

ça va?

they could be cousins

ca va bien?

one is legit called hermoine bruv

HERMOINE

Oui!

her moi ne?

the other chinese one left last week tho, he was called schu lmao

moy neh

schu

bruh a friend of mine is called Cruise because when he chose his name he was really into Mission Impossible

LOL

schu xi and xui i think

their english names are great

I still can't get over how the French pronounce tunnel. "toonal"

toone

and he didn't realize that first and last names are switched in the west

ah yeah thats a big shock

so for years he thought Tom Cruise was actually Cruise Tom

kek

kek

biggest one here is my campus has a duck pond, a massive one, full of swans and the chinese assume they are there for eating lmao

ㅋㅋㅋ

LOL

they usually dont believe me when i say they are protected by the queen

I shop for dogs at the pound

ㅋㅋㅋ kekeke

😢

ㅋㅋㅋㅋ

isnt that korean laughter?

not chinese

THE CHINKS THINK THE SWANS ARE FOR EATING? You can't make this shit up,. LMFAO

웃

when I went to an open air museum last year with a group of chinese students they were mesmorized by a bunch of goat

@฿ⱤɆӾł₮ɆɆⱤ yep

I feel like eating a dog now

swans are a delicacy

哈哈哈哈

they never saw goat in their lives because they're from shanghai

you guys eat swans

DISGUSTING

no

I’ve had beijin/peking duck

Do they just drag Swans out of the lakes and ponds in China then?

it’s really good

but u can imagine tho, they assume all the ducks are for eating lmao

Swans are illegal to kill here

@฿ⱤɆӾł₮ɆɆⱤ more like farmed swans

not wild

i've prepared peking duck myself, takes fucking forever

@Darkstar only certain types of swan actually

thats a misconception

??

Well can't they tell the difference in the UK then?

they come out with this cart

yeah but they think we maintain lakes for like eating

and you watch them cut it

the chinese here cook with SO many veg it makes me feel like a pleb

@🚂Quatroking🚂 (🇳🇱) I just order mine from the Chinese place. Imagine wasting time making it omegalol.

also difficult to tell them i dont eat meat

had to go through each animal and be like wo bu chi

@฿ⱤɆӾł₮ɆɆⱤ i just like cooking

faggot

wow!

我不吃肉

ez

I like cooking as well. Like I said I made the bomb korma yesterday.

@LiT potato no they dont get it tho

they'll be like ji?

niu

I want to make some toffee apples for Halloween.

like listing each animal as if they might not count

they think yu isnt meat

fish*

i was playing minecraft for 4 hours

@฿ⱤɆӾł₮ɆɆⱤ why not order the toffee apples from a halloween store. imagine wasting time making it omegalol.

dumb ass kenyan fuckhead

stupid magma block in ocean sucked my diamonds but i got it back!!!!

>Halloween store

brb going to the supermarket to buy soda

>making toffee apples

just buy it off tesco u retard

kys

disgusting

tesco has toffee apples

The shops make too small fucking apples.

I like my toffee apples to be BIG.

yeah like the dick you swallow

So then I can lob them at trick or treaters.

if i was to kill myself id go on your ego and jump down to your iq!!!!!!!!

@🚂Quatroking🚂 (🇳🇱) Yeah well. You smell like big mac secret sauce.

jajajajajajaja

one mans big peener is another mans small peener

@฿ⱤɆӾł₮ɆɆⱤ when you burp it smells like elmers glue

and when you fart it smells like coyote

Fuck BOP

Bigtch

elmers glue smells good though

hurrrrr bop gang SHUT THE FUCK UP
this meme was made by RAPE

@🚂Quatroking🚂 (🇳🇱) I bet you're so fat then when you get up the Earth gets pushed down a few centimetres.

i bet you're so brit you use french spelling for centimeter

fucking idiot

hahaha. Your country is going to be taken out by rising sea levels. hahaha.

<:FeelsSmugMan:356316580143169536>

Haha

Also annex Belgium plz

Belgium <:GWcorbinHolyFuck:384871347756728321>

hahaha your country is already taken out by rising muslim levels

Your country was the only country not to go more right wing in its recent election. EEEEYYYYYYYY.

@🚂Quatroking🚂 (🇳🇱) says a Dutch guy

<:FeelsLELMan:356316501105442817>

yea

i carry a knife with me all the time

Has the Netherlands even formed a government yet?

nigga that's a belgium meme

belgium was without a government for over a year, not us

diphole

N. Ireland still has no government <:FeelsBadMan:356316589689405440>

n ireland still has no potatoes either

@฿ⱤɆӾł₮ɆɆⱤ implying UK has a government and not a House of Traitors

UK is stupid

Cortez for president 2020

<:GWcorbinTopKek:384871333705678868>

Let's take a look at UK parties:
Conservatives - cucked
Labour - cuckmasters
UKIP - civic nationalists - cucked

???

I have nothing I can really put down on the Czech Republic.

What is your dream party Noxar?

my dream party is no parties

No p

Nvm

*_*

You said it

The only thing you can really say about czechia is its atheist

Czech Republic smells of. Big poopies.

*****_____*****

I mean

Parties are ok

But I want a monarch so the significance of parties wouldn't be the same as today

<:FeelsSmugMan:356316580143169536>

Giving monarchies actual power is big gay

I can cut you a deal, if we get the Monarchy in Britain back to full power and begin the new British Empire we can annex your country and then you'll have a Monarchy.

@Métropolice gay is the London mayor perphaps

@฿ⱤɆӾł₮ɆɆⱤ since when does British Empire care about land locked countries

That's new

TYRANT DETECTED

Rise up men of middlesex
THE LOBSTERS ARE APPROACHING

The coast of bohemia

NO TAXATION WITHOUT REPRESENTATION

HANG KING GEORGE

AVENGE JOSEPH WARREN

REEE NOW WE PAY 12% OF TAXES OF THE AVERAGE GUY IN UK ONSTEAD OF 10

GUESS ITS REVOLT TIME

US revolt was indeed retarded

@Noxar are you in the US

Nvm

No sane American would be against the revolution

Well if we take Poland and then annex Czech Republic and join it with the Polish colony, problem solved @Noxar We'll just have to nuke Denmark at the way for good access to the wider ocean.

US revolt was necessary and just
the right to liberty surpasses your right to tyranny

<:FeelsLELMan:356316501105442817>

Dang

>literally pays a fraction of taxes of what average guy in England does
>Has his piss low tax raised a few percent

NO TAKSESTN WITHUT REPREZNTN REEEE @฿ⱤɆӾł₮ɆɆⱤ

ok brb for real this time

<:GigaLul:363417447078035457>

Good thing greens are a joke party

Yes we know, the Green Party is a joke. But that Natalie Bennet was lit the most awful leader there was, she could not debate for shit.

@฿ⱤɆӾł₮ɆɆⱤ do you support the American Revolution

Green Party should rule the UK

Or would you have

She was fuckin australian

I mean the US is cool and all but I would be for retaining all our land.

Too bad lobster

Same tbh

your tea is in the harbor

@฿ⱤɆӾł₮ɆɆⱤ I would be for imperialism 2.0 on all allies

But Scotland should be free, they have a nice flag and coat of arms

But if the British Empire was to rise back up I don't think it should take the US back.

Scotland are gay
they want to be free so they can rejoin the EU

The US is too much its own thing now.

Yea

Only way you getting us is invasion

And good luck with that

British Empire can have Europe
American Empire can have North America

You think 3 times the charm works on UK? Think again

Just as long as you help us subdue Canada then we should be cool.

Canada belongs to the United States by divine right

@Punished Norm I would be for expanding control over North America

The US needs to annex Canada

United States of North America when?

I'm sorry but Canada is still part of the Commonwealth 😠

Not for much longer

@฿ⱤɆӾł₮ɆɆⱤ <:FeelsLELMan:356316501105442817>

Stars and stripes are coming

🇺🇸 🇨🇦

🇺🇸 🇺🇸

The US has 10 territories

That’s 10 potential states right there

We need to expand our empire since that’s what we are

You see the problem with you guys is you'd have it as part of the US rather than a separate colony.

Annex the entire anglosphere

We are just a non shitty empire unlike the British Empire was

But most of the US overseas territories suck.

We can make them better

🇺🇸 🇨🇦 🇳🇿 🇦🇺🇬🇧

We can make them

Imagine wasting hours on end watching anime

AMERICAN

🙏

lol

🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸🇺🇸

🙏 📿

Anime big gay

usa usa

Anime is retarded

I want my Twitter account back <:feelspepoman:385617707044962304>

If General Washington says it, it has to be true

Twitter banned me for being cool

How cool

coolest cool

Alexander Hamilton blocked me on twitter

I made the Twitter account and in about 5-10 minutes it was banned.

@Punished Norm yea was meaning to ask you about that

How is Hamilton

Also me and Thomas Jefferson are starting our lets play channel next week

@calciferalt The only tweet I posted was "I am so cool"

👳 ➡ 🛫 🛬 🇮🇳

Yes we are going to play minecraft

we will build monitcello

Then I got banned for being a "bot"