Shieet

Gonna get 25 killstreak and nuke Putin 😎 zoop

Tfw ww3 will be india v china

too much hoi4

Tfw europe doesnt get involved

Md 😎

Lava tanks. Ice tanks will also be invented.

Nah it probably would be

Space tanks. Horse controlled tanks.

I played md the other day

Mmm

beautiful

juden

There was this spider I got in my room just now, this bitch just shot into the cup like a ninja, I thought it was sleeping but I guess not.

i thought you said like a nigga

had me worried there

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https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scientology:_A_History_of_Man

Ew

We didn't come from Apes

You’re correct. Mankind didn’t come from apes.

Apes and mankind came from a common ancestor

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yakub_(Nation_of_Islam)
PREACH

@Nermal actually the CHLCA was an ape, evolution states man came from ape, not chimp, which is the common misconception

Guys wtf. Some weird shit just happened. I was washing up cutlery and dishes like normal and the door of my fucking microwave just opened by itself. WTF.

im guessing this a stab at correlation between man and ape?

https://www.facebook.com/IdiocracyNewsMedia/videos/461931767661925/

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@Nermal no , apes come from chimpanzees. Men come from men

>apes come from chimpanzees
ok bud. I'll leave you to defend creationism, but please, please leave zoology to the zoologists.

Most High, all powerful, good Lord,
Yours are the praises, the glory, the honor,
and all blessing.

To You alone, Most High, do they belong,
and no man is worthy to mention Your name.

Be praised, my Lord, through all your creatures,
especially through my lord Brother Sun,
who brings the day; and you give light through him.
And he is beautiful and radiant in all his splendor!
Of you, Most High, he bears the likeness.

Praised be You, my Lord, through Sister Moon
and the stars, in heaven you formed them
clear and precious and beautiful.

Praised be You, my Lord, through Brother Wind,
and through the air, cloudy and serene,
and every kind of weather through which
You give sustenance to Your creatures.

Praised be You, my Lord, through Sister Water,
which is very useful and humble and precious and chaste.

Praised be You, my Lord, through Brother Fire,
through whom you light the night and he is beautiful
and playful and robust and strong.

Praised be You, my Lord, through Sister Mother Earth,
who sustains us and governs us and who produces
varied fruits with colored flowers and herbs.

Praised be You, my Lord,
through those who give pardon for Your love,
and bear infirmity and tribulation.

Blessed are those who endure in peace
for by You, Most High, they shall be crowned.

Praised be You, my Lord,
through our Sister Bodily Death,
from whom no living man can escape.

Woe to those who die in mortal sin.
Blessed are those whom death will
find in Your most holy will,
for the second death shall do them no harm.

Praise and bless my Lord,
and give Him thanks
and serve Him with great humility.[3]

Pater Noster

*breathes in*

Jews

*inhales*

Are niggers

Inhales the ash

Of the Jews

@Nathwat11 go fuck your self

Jews aren’t funny

Kys chinky

*exhales*

Your mum in bed is

@Nathwat11 sorry but you spell nam wrong is “your mum.

How old are you?

Cause she has a smashing pair of tits

19

Mum jokes aren't exactly mature

Your probably a 13 year old loser with nothing else to do @Nathwat11

The fact you're saying that proves you're not 19

HEY

Did you two pay your shekels to Isreal?

Hey @Weissest

Finally a white person

You a woman

This chinky is a fuckface

Stop being a faggot @martinmun

You know how the EU thinks they help the 3rd worlders by letting them in massive hordes? They're taking away the workforce of 3rd world countries, which will make sure they will never improve.

There is nothing funny abuout faggots

Accepting temporary migrants for education is pretty virtuous

Faggots are people too

Objection

So they can go back to their own country and help fix it instead of creating a brain drain

Take in Muslims in your house @TheEthicalAtheist

Time after Time

And let them bang your wife as much as they want @TheEthicalAtheist

I have a girlfriend. None of you do.

Muslin rape gangs 10/10

@martinmun wtf

@martinmun Do you bang a lot?

Yeah more that you

Is she goth?

She likes to give me what she calls a dirty rag

The Bible states sex outside marriage is a sin @martinmun why haven’t you married her?

^

She has a dick

Therefore she is a he

Meaning no marriage

SINNER!

Yes she has a dick what’s the problem

This is a Christian server mind you, we do not brag about fornication.

Well I fuck like you play mincraft

So not at all?

I don’t play minecraft

No just the occasion along up the hole

<:PepeChill:378748692741750794>

I’ve hd me pussy than all of you coined@

@martinmun Engrish prease

LMAO

U got done fucked up

Fuck off virgin @฿ⱤɆӾł₮ɆɆⱤ

This kid

Smh

RUDE!

The only sex you can get is from the conservative parties fucking pigs

@martinmun Stop being a whore.

Martin lives in a whorehouse

I bet you have all the STD's imaginable.

Corinthians 6:9–10

Why is your ego so big that you come in here to talk about your sex life?
What are you trying to win?

Leviticus 18: 22

Yes I have SUPER TENDER DIMONDS

Biblebot is off

Can a mod remove this chink?

this chink is not a virgin though

The chink needs to leave

I am not a chink.

Not you @Weissest

@martinmun No one cares about your insecure sex life (cause it doesn't exist).

I'm talking to @martinmun

It’s more real than gta 5

@Weissest You. Are. An. Egirl.

I am not a chick nor a chink.

Gentlemen, I present exhibit "a":

<:disgustpepe:428664686201012224>

A new low

for TRS

that ho over there

Hey. I say these things because I’m insecure. I am a virgin. I can’t find a girl that likes me back. I hope @Logical-Scholar @Weissest @฿ⱤɆӾł₮ɆɆⱤ @Nathwat11 you can forgive me for my behaviour. Amen

Do not go in the club in GTA 5.

@martinmun I still don't like u cus ur a chink

You already sinned. Ask god.

@Weissest are you single

Learn how to read retard.

Why ?

She is already an egirl @martinmun Now

....and exhibit "b":

WAT

Yeah, she was all over Pefi for a bit.

She is done.

Hey idiots

Did you pay your shekels to Israel?

If not... Unsure about the future of TRS 😏

?

found a nigger

@Judge Lynch Hahaha. You big dumb.

I think Michelle Obama if runs will win definitely over the orange douchebag

ORANGE MAN BAD!!!

ORANGE = BAD

REEEEEEEE

I can't believe the US is governed by an actual orange. How did it come that pieces of fruit could lead a country?

Drumpf is done for this time guys

The Obamas will beat DRUMPF in the election!!

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I have a meme.

Can not use it at this time.

56% lol

There should be a law precluding the spouses of presidents from running

Like now

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WOW! BUT IT'S HER TURN!! @Kraftzmann the Free

They're gonna run Michelle in 2020

Mark my words

I wasn't sure before, but I am now

What makes you so sure, @Kraftzmann the Free ?

Because Hillary will never win

She's too out of touch and they know that

But at the same time it makes sense as technically the spouse could act as the shadow President to their partner technically getting them an extra 4-8 years in office. So you could end up with people pretty much having an extra 8-16 year terms.

Yea, that makes sense. Michelle automatically gets the black vote and pretty much the entire liberal/moderate vote

I think Trump will win in 2020 though, although he will lose the popular vote again

Electoral College Victory #2

I think at this point Rs are mostly always going to lose the popular vote.

Badda bing

Badda boom

Yeah, but thats only because of cluster fucks like LA and NYC

Yep

But by that point it will be too late and Trump won't have to worry about a 2nd term, so he'll be able to go after The Fed

Electoral college is necessary and I'm sure dems would feel the same way if the popular vote was usually for the dem ballot

And then it's Revolutionary War 2.0

Because there's no way they'll just let us mint a New American Dollar

Not with gold and silver backing it

It'll end up being some broader thing

A coin model for the world

And look

At that point, the cult of personality around Barack and Michelle will allow them to lead California into secession if they want to

Problematic people

It's no surprise to think that their motivation is power, plain and simple

But I think he's also a little antichrist who will ultimately be sacrificed to bring the big one here

Probably after he sacrifices his own lovely wife

Ah well

This has been "Late Night Rants with Kraftzmann"

Thank you

God bless you, Sir

Pol/tard said fugg

not epic

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/309864590156496896/499730694600392735/aVYzLOK_700b.png

lol

sucks to be him

I will be honest I look shit like 5 minutes in at the barber

alright again when finished

So if I got arrested in the middle of haircut

I'd look weird

WAIT

I just checked his passport. This does not look like him!

That’s such a good game

Have you seen the short film that inspired it?

It was like a 20 minute movie.

It’s on YouTube

What game?

Papers, Please

https://youtu.be/YFHHGETsxkE

It’s only like 11 minutes

He is making a new game

A pirate game

https://youtu.be/ZOcrvD3KN94

Could be good. There’s not a ton of pirate games out there.

haha i am loving this shadow of mordor game guys

Wtf is that

Ajao meri tamanna

How do I hide side girls from my girlfriend

>Trad

<:ThinkStare:424813165671481345>

>Chad

<:GWragChad:390321737230843905>

side girls ? <:GWseremePeepoThink:402867838580293643>

Egirls

TRS is full of egirls these days

wow

trs needs to be purged of females

***M A L E O N L Y***

what are you an incel?

hello, F E M A L E

I got one boys

i wish i was female. life would be alot easier

atleast in the west

top kek

yea I don't want to suffer from "that time of the month"

https://twitter.com/dcexaminer/status/1050095627974119424?s=21

so no ty

Infidelity is a sin @TradChad

all these women holding up their standards n shit

How do I do that

i'd be a complete golddigger

lol noob

like an incels worst nightmare

I would run as a president just to fuck with everyone

Stop being an adulterer.

Finland had a female president for 12 years

12 dark years...