imagine drinking coke and peanuts

Who puts cheese on Apple pie

cheez nuts

@Tribit @johnfrum does. Because he's an animal

And you say I am an intolerant curmudgeon

I've never called you a curmudgeon.

I'm heterosexual.

Huh

is that guy named pawp

oh boy i have just the thing to show him

@Pawp just for you

https://www.redbubble.com/people/patricianlobstr/works/30544540-sniff-wojak?p=pouch alright who is going to buy this

@Matthew

Anyone know of a good **digital** gift up to 10 euros?

vidya aside

Toothpick crossbow and an extra set of limbs

digital, johnathan

iTunes gift card

Idk lol

You can probably pierce a LCD screen with a tooth pick with 4 layers of limbs

A game

Nice edit, fag @Julian

@johnfrum

One of my fucking garage door extension springs broke.

@johnfrum I just added formatting so that blind drunk fags like you could see it

Also do you mean digital as in electronic or digital as in e-whatever

e-whatever

Is this something I should fix myself, or is this a professional job?

Professional unless you are very confident in working with a spring that has several thousand foot pounds of power

Just fix it yourself.

>several thousand pounds of power

It's an extension spring, not a torsion.

The fuck?

It has no energy when the door is open.

Oh, I can't read tonight

John has over designed doors ready to murder people

Really pushing those h h Holmes vibes

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John plz respond

I'm literally at home depot right now

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When one of those torsion springs goes it doesn't sound pleasant to be around. An extention sounds like an easy diy job

Also why are you at home depot if youre not sure you want to replace it yourself

Just scrap it and get a Chinese smart garage door opener that has a hidden microphone in it

Because home depot is only 5 minutes away

And if one failed, the other probably isn't far behind.

My mother in law has intervened and said she'll handle it. Merry Christmas to me I guess.

Nice

They don't even have the springs, it looks like.

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Do you just walk into home depot without a plan of what you're going to buy?

I live 10 min from mine but I always double check on the website and then a call so I'm not inconvenienced going there and coming back

John lives 10 minutes from a home depot. Gotcha.

Paint factory superfund, home depot. Apple pie with cheese.

Soon, John.

Not all cleanup orders are superfunds

Oh?

Superfunds are actually pretty rare because of how extraordinarily fucked things have to be

Mmmhmm, mhhmm.

So, is yours a superfund or no?

Matt, if I wanted a wall to feign interest in mundane things I would call any number of family

What's the weather like in your zip code?

My backup laptop died. Fuck

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It updated the bios onna fresh windows install and won't boot now

Amazing

Windows can't update your bios, dipshit

@Matthew https://youtu.be/-G6e6bU2D-g

I have extension springs, not torsion

fug

I know matt

This laptop is cursed

I have no idea where it grabbed a bios update from

@Matthew https://youtu.be/Z2trIEm06Ic

Im pretty sure the mobo was broken before this

@Tribit ty but that guy is very, very soy

I know right

basado

danny phantom best cartoon after spongebob fite me

bros... I cant find my chink folding chopsticks

I last used it to eat noodles

now I cant eat noodles

Use your hands like a londoner

You guys think chink 3m tape will be fine to secure USB hub to PC case?

It should be coming off no probelm if I decide to remove but i have a white case so don't want it to leave marks or anything

i used painting tape to fix my iphone cable

painting tapes are aesthetic

if it leaves marks you can clean it anyway

ever cleaned a spot after intel sticker on your laptop?

Nope

I don't give a shit about them so I just leave em be

Was just wondering if it won't leave some kind of discoloration or smth

@Millwood BRUH

HOLD UP

lemme link

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thanks bot

I have this

when you need to take it off

it's like peeling bubblegum

Hmm

not like 3 years old bubblegum under the class desk

Interesting

but like

if you put your gum aside for a few minutes

and then try to take it off

it stretches but comes off clean

this tape does just thst

that

hey guys

should i jack off?

Sounds good

I should get some

Of that tape

😳

yeah I'll get some jack off too

aw man

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@Cole come back

hello

<:wholesomethonk:373550351082848267>

is your real name jack

group masturbation begins in 30 seconds

Not me I need to go

@Rusty what do you mean begins I'm already finished

Cole do I go with 2 144 hz monitors at 1080p or 2 60fps 1440p ones

lemme finish inside you homie @Cole

144hz 1080

Matthew is that way -> @Matthew

Or better get one of each for different gayms

Im asking cole Millwood

@Pawp fuck do I know I have one 1080p60

<:xok:641389392824369173>

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owned

Oh. Right. Cole's a weenie

Yes but his opinion isn't revelant

this

wait what @Millwood

c'mere

Neither is mine but that's not the point

Oh no. Cole's gunna rape you

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Cole ain't got shit on me

Did I miss group jackin

I'm ready

He's a Czech. He's got that autism strength

I know where he lives

😩

Don't make me come there, vole

alright neighborhood eh Millwood?

don't tell me you didn't check on street view

Would meetup and drink Bernard with/10

In front of of your apt building

What the fuck guys

@Matthew assist me brother

@Rusty I'm gonna feed you my cum

so long as you provide a hole

@Pawp will be my surrogate hole

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Can't this week. Im in the process of ruining someone's marriage

at least wine and dine these hoes first @Matthew

Whores don't get foreplay

whores get the chores

Fuck

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@Pawp make sure you pull out

Imagine ruining your marriage just to fuck a raccoon-eyed night guard with brain problems

Very brainlet

@Cole no need. She'd happily cuck her husband with my kid

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>racoon eyed.

Wow. Rude matt

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Am I wrong

Yes

No, I'm not.

Illl have you know I get plenty of sleep. Usually at work. So I don't look like that

Your eyes are so sunken in that you look like an Oblivion character after hitting the random slider too many times.

lmao

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Anyway. Life's good

No, it's not. But keep fooling yourself.

The light at the end of the tunnel is just a train, dear.

<:wholesomethonk:373550351082848267>

Shit

I wish my laptop didn't die. I could have drawn at work

Instead you'll be trapped with your awful thoughts

<:madman:589105474226618384>

Nah I'll just write on my Mac instead

I don't have awful thoughts are work

@Pawp think about the marriage you're ruining

all your thoughts are awful

poor other dude

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All your thoughts are @Phatique

Won't be the first cole

at least let him know Pawp

<:kizunaStare:385945680688054283>

Why?

text him

tell him his wife is fucking around

don't tell him you're fucking his wife <:pepelaugh:615974280706129941>

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be a bro and let him know from a burner phone

Inb4 pawp isn't fucking her either, he's just taking her out to dinner, is he's a cuck too

sugar daddy from bodyguard pay?

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Bodyguard? More like parking lot guard.

mall cop

Less than a mall cop

Pawp Blart Mall Cop

He's not even Tactical

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I bet he's never even chased someone.

bet he got chased by a raccoon on his night patrol

IV had to run at work

When I thought the building I worked at was on fire

kek

Ran around the entire building to make sure some grandma didn't leave eggs on the stove

some asshole left the fireplace screen saver on?

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sniff sniff

The fire system was bad. So i got lots of ot that week

I smell female

mmmmmmmmmmmmm

female particulate

i have coomst

I saw a magizne about guns and girls yesterday, titled pure combat or some shit, in metal slug font

<:coomer:636305222347522067>

Made me realize they have everything after all

There was a girl in full combat uniform and m16 or some shit on cover

<:blobsweats:427568683003412505>

Now the real question is, shouldn't buy a sip?

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Be a sip free man, just like me

have sips in moderation

No. No Sips.

dont be a self control-let like matty

Centrist fuck.

have tea sips

make green tea

good caffeine