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2019-11-15 00:23:38 UTC

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2019-11-15 00:45:08 UTC

Who's buying the weeb books

2019-11-15 00:49:42 UTC

What the fhckt

2019-11-15 00:50:08 UTC

@Droidbot why does your country even have states. It's a fucking island. Unify

2019-11-15 00:50:41 UTC

nice try bring bong

2019-11-15 00:50:47 UTC

wales will never surrender

2019-11-15 00:50:58 UTC

neither with ireland or scotland

2019-11-15 00:50:58 UTC

Wales is the only part of britania that's good

2019-11-15 00:51:15 UTC

The Irish should just massacre the Brits again

2019-11-15 00:51:19 UTC

I fucking hate the brita

2019-11-15 00:51:27 UTC

why

2019-11-15 00:52:03 UTC

For involvement in world was one and setting up all the dominos in world war two

2019-11-15 00:52:27 UTC

are you a burger or what

2019-11-15 00:52:31 UTC

cause usa has done worse tbh

2019-11-15 00:53:10 UTC

The only country who won world war one was America. But the French and Brits slamming there dicks on the table and demanding Germany get screwed as hard as it did literally setup the situation for world war two.

2019-11-15 00:53:22 UTC

And people *at the fucking time* saw it like that

2019-11-15 00:53:47 UTC

tbh germany should have won the war

2019-11-15 00:54:43 UTC

No one should have won. Everyone should have just gone home. Germany was just crippled. And produced to get shot in the other leg.

2019-11-15 00:54:53 UTC

And then look what Happened

2019-11-15 00:55:43 UTC

well what should be done in the modern day

2019-11-15 00:56:27 UTC

The modern world will never setup another world war two situation again. Not easily

2019-11-15 00:56:39 UTC

World war one setup could happen again. Fucking nato

2019-11-15 00:56:56 UTC

no no i mean what should be done about the current conflicts

2019-11-15 00:57:07 UTC

china is going around waving its dickk

2019-11-15 00:57:11 UTC

the middle easy is fuced

2019-11-15 00:57:39 UTC

Bitch. There's a thousand ways to skin a cat. ten thousand ways to interpret the economy. And a million ways to solve a rubix cube.

2019-11-15 00:57:51 UTC

There is no easy path. Everyone has an opinion

2019-11-15 00:58:36 UTC

i wanna know yours

2019-11-15 00:58:39 UTC

If china manages to solve Hong Kong. Then that's good for china. If they don't. The Chinese could potentially revolt. Which will probably cause a worldwide recession

2019-11-15 00:58:45 UTC

The middle East doesn't matter

2019-11-15 00:58:50 UTC

Pull troops

2019-11-15 00:58:53 UTC

Ignore it.

2019-11-15 00:59:01 UTC

Drone strike if needed

2019-11-15 00:59:36 UTC

and israel

2019-11-15 01:00:45 UTC

There are other issues globally to worry about them people bitching

2019-11-15 01:01:22 UTC

you would make a great un representative

2019-11-15 01:02:01 UTC

No I wouldn't. I would immediately have the un forces triple in size. And make the un actually operate as world police.

2019-11-15 01:02:29 UTC

Sanctions would crush the chinks. Then probably spend most of the time trying to unify and fix Africa

2019-11-15 01:03:47 UTC

@Windatica dear is it true that you hump pillows

2019-11-15 01:03:54 UTC

Im also highly bloodthirsty. So I can't get into politics

2019-11-15 01:04:17 UTC

You let that accusation fly by so easily that it might just be true

2019-11-15 01:04:19 UTC

@Pawp you like bodily fluids, got it

2019-11-15 01:04:22 UTC

no, pillows are for placing head upon not for crotch stimulation

2019-11-15 01:04:37 UTC

@Windatica you got an onahole tho?

2019-11-15 01:04:55 UTC

So you're not interested in a @Matthew Daki?

2019-11-15 01:04:58 UTC

no i need to work on my grip strength

2019-11-15 01:05:42 UTC

@PawpI've been dodging politics all day fam

2019-11-15 01:05:50 UTC

<:kizunaStare:385945680688054283>

2019-11-15 01:05:54 UTC

Smart move matty

2019-11-15 01:06:00 UTC

All these vets are super assmad about the impeachment inquiry

2019-11-15 01:06:09 UTC

Are they all pro trump

2019-11-15 01:06:14 UTC

Duh

2019-11-15 01:06:42 UTC

Are you sure they arnt Russian plants <:gachigasm:592062549181202459>

2019-11-15 01:07:02 UTC

Cuz that's what everyone on Reddit thinks anyone who supports Trump is

2019-11-15 01:07:04 UTC

all of you are super gay and homosexual

2019-11-15 01:07:10 UTC

i am going to bed

2019-11-15 01:07:21 UTC

@androidcrawler show me a picture of your cock, faggot

2019-11-15 01:07:30 UTC

nah

2019-11-15 01:07:31 UTC

not yet

2019-11-15 01:07:36 UTC

we dont know each other well enough

2019-11-15 01:07:37 UTC

Damn straight. Coward.

2019-11-15 01:07:39 UTC

>implying he has a magnifying glass with a camera attachment

2019-11-15 01:07:54 UTC

yes i am straight

2019-11-15 01:07:56 UTC

unlie u

2019-11-15 01:08:24 UTC

He doesn't even have to hold his peepee when he uses a urinal, it's not long enough to deviate from straight ahead

2019-11-15 01:08:50 UTC

why dont you give pawp a mouthful then

2019-11-15 01:09:11 UTC

Gladly.

2019-11-15 01:09:28 UTC

@Pawp ride your bike over here so I can poke your tonsils

2019-11-15 01:09:46 UTC

Nah m8. It's like. Cheap as shit. I'll fly and Uber around

2019-11-15 01:10:06 UTC

Don't tell me you're a tonsil-let

2019-11-15 01:14:33 UTC

@Pawp because it divides areas of the country that have different climates

2019-11-15 01:14:56 UTC

<:chinese_think:323022148870602752>

2019-11-15 01:15:10 UTC

NSW is balanced
QLD is warm
VIC is cold
SA is cold
WA is balanced
NT is fucking hot
TAS is cold

2019-11-15 01:27:36 UTC

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2019-11-15 02:22:50 UTC

Yup, South Park back to being my favourite Anime

2019-11-15 02:32:09 UTC

> Blast off!

2019-11-15 03:21:36 UTC

This manwha is subverting exactly 0 of my expectations and it's pissing me off

2019-11-15 03:33:53 UTC

@Goz3rr 1. The certbot redirect cucked my nginx settings
2. Because it's easy

2019-11-15 03:40:08 UTC

ohhh fuck i feel dead

2019-11-15 03:44:24 UTC

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2019-11-15 03:50:26 UTC

<a:rip:445145165934493696>

2019-11-15 03:50:40 UTC

Hang in there

2019-11-15 05:04:20 UTC

<a:02yayyyy:473291839202394113>

2019-11-15 05:21:11 UTC

<a:vvLULZ:467003825283268630> my ex might be pregnant by her best friends husband

2019-11-15 05:21:13 UTC

Amazing

2019-11-15 06:00:40 UTC

lmao this guy on /g/ bought a dual core i5 imac

2019-11-15 06:00:43 UTC

with a HDD

2019-11-15 06:00:55 UTC

for 1050 british pounds

2019-11-15 06:44:51 UTC

แต˜สทแต˜ oh fuck แต˜สทแต˜ แต˜สทแต˜
แต˜สทแต˜ แต˜สทแต˜ แต˜สทแต˜
แต˜สทแต˜
แต˜สทแต˜ แต˜สทแต˜ Fuck sorry guys
แต˜สทแต˜ แต˜สทแต˜ แต˜สทแต˜ แต˜สทแต˜
แต˜สทแต˜ แต˜สทแต˜ sorry im dropping
แต˜สทแต˜ my uwus all over the แต˜สทแต˜ place แต˜สทแต˜
แต˜สทแต˜ แต˜สทแต˜ sorry

2019-11-15 11:09:13 UTC

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2019-11-15 11:35:16 UTC

<:blobsweats:427568683003412505>

2019-11-15 13:09:20 UTC

Huuuuuh

2019-11-15 13:17:16 UTC

<:rolf:589102490696548371>

2019-11-15 13:47:15 UTC

@Matthew you keeping on keeping on?

2019-11-15 13:47:36 UTC

It's a daily struggle, dear

2019-11-15 13:47:45 UTC

Oh, you mean Death Stranding.

2019-11-15 13:47:49 UTC

Such is postman life

2019-11-15 13:47:58 UTC

Ehhh. I haven't played in like 2 days.

2019-11-15 13:47:59 UTC

Oh you didn't get it lel

2019-11-15 13:48:18 UTC

Beginning to think I got Kojima'd

2019-11-15 13:48:57 UTC

Oof

2019-11-15 13:49:04 UTC

Hido Kojimbo does it again

2019-11-15 13:49:39 UTC

I started chapter 3 and it really opened up, contributed to some highways and unlocked more shit

2019-11-15 13:50:02 UTC

Deliveries themselves are stale but other shit is fun

2019-11-15 13:50:20 UTC

I got absolutely buttfucked by a lion bt

2019-11-15 13:50:28 UTC

That was first time seeing one

2019-11-15 13:52:18 UTC

just remember to be afraid of monsters under the bed and all is well

2019-11-15 13:55:10 UTC

.... What?

2019-11-15 13:55:17 UTC

Shut up, you stupid Finn.

2019-11-15 14:16:22 UTC

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2019-11-15 14:25:33 UTC

Lmao

2019-11-15 14:29:40 UTC

>deliveries

2019-11-15 14:29:45 UTC

so that's what this meme was about

2019-11-15 14:39:31 UTC

postnl is great

2019-11-15 14:39:43 UTC

china to poland in 2 weeks

2019-11-15 14:58:53 UTC

>I have peepee poopoo grenades

2019-11-15 14:59:06 UTC

<:unamused:549769370663125002>

2019-11-15 14:59:14 UTC

What the fuck is this game

2019-11-15 15:20:30 UTC

>does not know about the spoopy bed monsters >girls laughing.waw

2019-11-15 15:22:10 UTC

Why do you always say everything in the most stupid possible way

2019-11-15 15:22:14 UTC

Who did this to you

2019-11-15 15:25:16 UTC

No wonder they had @onoderaSecurity replace you. At least he can be understood, even when his mouth is full of penis.

2019-11-15 18:07:23 UTC

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2019-11-15 20:47:43 UTC

<:curt_dab:602814222338097152>

2019-11-15 20:57:21 UTC

huh now you can search for your oldest posts on discord

2019-11-15 20:57:27 UTC

as one of the first people in this server

2019-11-15 20:57:33 UTC

I should have taken power when it was offered

2019-11-15 20:57:34 UTC

oh well

2019-11-15 21:08:37 UTC

Who honestly wants to be a moderator

2019-11-15 21:09:29 UTC

"hey spend time out of your day looking at this server"

2019-11-15 21:09:40 UTC

"for free"

2019-11-15 21:26:00 UTC

But that power trip potential!

2019-11-15 21:26:45 UTC

Be like @Tervy and accidentally boot almost every user without running your plan past the rest of the moderation team!

2019-11-15 21:27:07 UTC

The possibilities are endless!

2019-11-15 21:27:34 UTC

dear please understand

2019-11-15 21:27:38 UTC

tervy has german ancestors

2019-11-15 21:27:59 UTC

booting almost every user is tradition in their family

2019-11-15 21:28:01 UTC

<:benis:239668961011040257>

2019-11-15 21:28:10 UTC

if only you knew

2019-11-15 21:29:39 UTC

ffs

2019-11-15 21:29:45 UTC

appropriate reaction image

2019-11-15 21:30:12 UTC

Das boot

2019-11-15 21:44:16 UTC

It's disspaointing how small they are in real life

2019-11-15 21:45:25 UTC

<a:vvLULZ:467003825283268630>

2019-11-15 21:45:57 UTC

Jesus john

2019-11-15 21:46:00 UTC

<:blobsweats:427568683003412505>

2019-11-15 21:46:21 UTC

What do you need paawp

2019-11-15 21:46:37 UTC

Going to ghost us for another couple months

2019-11-15 21:47:52 UTC

That's rude John.

2019-11-15 21:48:07 UTC

Im only going to be on vacation for less then a week

2019-11-15 22:15:29 UTC

What did I miss? Why is John being cunty with zero prompting?

2019-11-15 22:15:43 UTC

Going on vacation without data? Jeez

2019-11-15 22:16:36 UTC

I ordered a Xiaomi Powerbank3Pro off eBay and the fucking chink gave me a tracking number and never shipped the item

2019-11-15 22:16:51 UTC

I go out of the country 1am Monday there is no way you are delivering that now, I want a refund

2019-11-15 22:19:19 UTC

:D

2019-11-15 22:19:40 UTC

time to crash local shitstore for cheap powerbank and have explosive flight then

2019-11-15 22:19:56 UTC

speaking of shipping

2019-11-15 22:20:03 UTC

my first ever packet is coming from LAOS

2019-11-15 22:20:04 UTC

actually I could do that yeah

2019-11-15 22:20:06 UTC

<:GWcorbinHolyFuck:384871347756728321>

2019-11-15 22:20:09 UTC

i wonder what i should expect for these items ....

2019-11-15 22:20:13 UTC

MSY have 10ks for $10

2019-11-15 22:20:25 UTC

I could take a bus down to ultimo and pick one up

2019-11-15 22:20:29 UTC

๐Ÿค” ๐Ÿค” ๐Ÿค” ๐Ÿค”

2019-11-15 22:20:41 UTC

doit

2019-11-15 22:21:12 UTC

It's a long flight to Britbongland so I probably need some charge to top off my Vita and such

2019-11-15 22:21:29 UTC

are you voluntarily going to UK

2019-11-15 22:21:30 UTC

just why

2019-11-15 22:21:41 UTC

this but unironically

2019-11-15 22:22:00 UTC

partially to see family, partially to see the sights

2019-11-15 22:22:02 UTC

worst shithole EU(for forever it seems...)

2019-11-15 22:22:28 UTC

>the sights

drunk chavs and stabby arabs are sights now?

2019-11-15 22:22:42 UTC

then Germoney and Finland, then Thailand then home

2019-11-15 22:22:46 UTC

Gonna be a fun month

2019-11-15 22:22:56 UTC

foinland eh

2019-11-15 22:23:23 UTC

Yeah we have family friends there and we're stopping off in Helsinki for a couple days

2019-11-15 22:23:23 UTC

@Droidbot Thailand, huh? What will you being doing there?

2019-11-15 22:23:26 UTC

<:pepelaugh:615974280706129941>

2019-11-15 22:23:37 UTC

Chilling out and avoiding ladyboys

2019-11-15 22:23:39 UTC

<:GWcorbinHolyFuck:384871347756728321>

2019-11-15 22:24:08 UTC

ughh helsinki here i was thinkking youd go to someplace nice :<:rolf:589102490696548371>

2019-11-15 22:24:11 UTC

I had to get like 3 shots to not catch a wide gamut of diseases there

2019-11-15 22:24:38 UTC

@Droidbot I have data. But why the fuck would I wanna chat with most of you people while on vacation

2019-11-15 22:25:19 UTC

You know what that's fair

2019-11-15 22:25:51 UTC

@Pawp cause you dont have any other social contacts

2019-11-15 22:25:51 UTC

@Droidbot where will you be staying in Thailand?

2019-11-15 22:26:18 UTC

But tervy in literally spending my vacation with my hot friend. And we are going on a double date.

2019-11-15 22:26:21 UTC

<:blobsweats:427568683003412505>

2019-11-15 22:26:22 UTC

Some resort I didn't book it

2019-11-15 22:26:27 UTC

Im not John

2019-11-15 22:26:40 UTC

I don't push people away and only use them.

2019-11-15 22:26:42 UTC

so the chad will steal your friend and and the other girl

2019-11-15 22:26:52 UTC

and you will be left crying in lobby bar for rest of the week ?

2019-11-15 22:26:53 UTC

got it

2019-11-15 22:26:56 UTC

<:benis:239668961011040257>

2019-11-15 22:27:00 UTC

I have a work onboarding task when I'm in Germany

2019-11-15 22:27:09 UTC

I have to wake up at 1am to get on videocall

2019-11-15 22:27:11 UTC

<:GWcorbinHolyFuck:384871347756728321>

2019-11-15 22:27:11 UTC

>double date. >implying the guy is a chad

2019-11-15 22:27:13 UTC

plot twist all of them are male

2019-11-15 22:27:13 UTC

<a:vvLULZ:467003825283268630>

2019-11-15 22:28:42 UTC

**>wake up at 1am**

2019-11-15 22:28:53 UTC

its 0.30 not 1am yet good sir

2019-11-15 22:28:58 UTC

cool down you titties

2019-11-15 22:29:08 UTC

implying everyone here isn't heavily sleep deprived and awake most of the night anyway

2019-11-15 22:29:44 UTC

nah im pretty much slowly going to sleep atm

2019-11-15 22:29:57 UTC

just got stuck to message you guys and check few last things

2019-11-15 22:32:19 UTC

fuck it its friday just ruin your sleep schedule

2019-11-15 22:35:51 UTC

nah internal clock still wakes me up early

2019-11-15 22:36:02 UTC

so i rather get those sleep hours than not :P

2019-11-15 22:36:06 UTC

Poor @Cole

2019-11-15 22:36:19 UTC

>internal clock wakes me up early

I don't know this feel

2019-11-15 22:36:49 UTC

its not as bad as it used to be these days tbh

2019-11-15 22:37:01 UTC

just after kitchen job it was the worst

2019-11-15 22:38:52 UTC

@Cole my internal clock will be fucked

2019-11-15 22:39:11 UTC

I usually wake up at ~11am AEST, so it's fine

2019-11-15 22:39:38 UTC

anyway o/ later nerds

2019-11-15 22:39:45 UTC

Your an Aussie @Droidbot. Your entire existance is fucked

2019-11-15 22:39:50 UTC

night topsy tervy

2019-11-15 22:39:52 UTC

o/

2019-11-15 22:40:00 UTC

@Pawp Big if true.

2019-11-15 22:40:14 UTC

bye

2019-11-15 22:40:31 UTC

ive been playing the suffering

2019-11-15 22:40:38 UTC

to get into the thanksgiving spirit

2019-11-15 22:40:49 UTC

its pretty fun

2019-11-15 22:41:44 UTC

goodnight benis @Tervy

2019-11-15 22:42:29 UTC

@Billy Yum Yum Two-By-Two I've been playing the suffering for almost 28 years

2019-11-15 22:42:39 UTC

@Droidbot not what resort, where in Thailand?

2019-11-15 22:43:02 UTC

A speedrunner you arent

2019-11-15 22:43:12 UTC

<:blobconfounded:427568418107949090>

2019-11-15 22:43:16 UTC

Oh, bkk

2019-11-15 22:43:50 UTC

Fuck MSY doesn't have the battery banks for $10 anymore

2019-11-15 22:44:00 UTC

Aaaaaaa

2019-11-15 22:44:10 UTC

I heard the the reason so many speedrunners are trans, is that being trans is a way to speedrun life itself

2019-11-15 22:44:40 UTC

<:thonk:288060975775612929>

2019-11-15 22:46:26 UTC

<:pepelaugh:615974280706129941>

2019-11-15 22:49:40 UTC

:benis-1:

2019-11-15 22:49:57 UTC

do you guys see the emoji or just text?

2019-11-15 22:50:08 UTC

Text

2019-11-15 22:50:10 UTC

I think mobile discord is broken again thanks Jake

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