@Julian this is borderline zalgo shit

Wait there's more

Žčš

we have ž

all of those actually

who ů here

Only ó

But we have ż and ź

ąćęłńśóźż

windows key + . or ; opens up the windows emoji picker

∰

📈

I hate how there's a one second delay before the emoji picker opens

Its been straight crashing my app

🐱‍👓

🍜🍜

Emojis dont crash my discord, trying to pick it does

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Weirdly enough using a mobile browser in desktop mode works fine.

Dab on mobile shitters @Jake

Just dropped off my comforters and bedsheets at the laundromat.

That place is gonna reek of cum and sweat for hours.

It's cute you think that anything not literal shit will phase them or even register in a couple min

the air displacement for those places is like the entire shop needs to have the air replaced every 2 min.

https://twitter.com/AnimeSquidy/status/1182959283635458048?s=09

@johnfrum relax, Autismo, I was just being gross.

You relax, I was being autistic on purpose.

traditional American conversation

@Cole fuck you

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*now* its a typical American conversation.

@Matthew shoot me

hey matt, have you ever tried to par boil fries before frying?

make it really American

it is really annoying to fry twice

No. I very rarely fry things, and when I do, I do it real simple.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4AFc65fl0I

No place makes good fries anymore, it's depressing

I really like Rallys/Checkers fries.

never had them

Oh fug

My Firefox account has been synced on gf's laptop for months

My browsing history, all my logins

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go get a kale smoothie mattew

The game's up, guys

I'm gonna be killed

and you got her pregnant too

get ready for that child support

its a stabbing gallery of chavs

is that the guy who recently received a full facial transplant

It's @transience after being ravaged by HIV from his sinful lifestyle

>sinful
smh

_shakes your hand_

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but you said smh

@Cole be nice, English isn't @androidcrawler's first language.

it was a play on words

you fat arse

can you imagine getting through your entire education without worrying if you are going to get gunned down like animal or not

I can

gunned down by what

pls

america is bigger than europe so naturally there will be more gun violence

you are supposed to loo at ratios not numbers

besides school shootings are rare and are reported on

A little gun violence never killed anyone

whereas in bitch ass europe they hide violent crimes to preserve their narrative

uk is a major example

state funded propaganda

@androidcrawler can't hide school shootings same with terrorist attacks, you've been downing one too many red pills there

i was talking about knife attacks boyo

So? Those still make the news

what about acid attackks

and honor killings

Those too?

Plz don't argue with Tribit, he will ban you <:blobconfounded:427568418107949090>

I see

are you abusing your authority @Tribit as @Matthew alleges?

You're still here aren't you

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So no

that is not proof tbh, you could be getting off by selective abuse

you could have just said no

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but you went the, you are still here by my power! (moustache twirl)

>america does not have a higher number of school shootings per capita compared to european countries

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You'd still find a way to be a argumentative little bitch about it even if I said just no

did you now eu includes turkey too?/

what business does turkey have in the ru

Mongols invented the Parting Shot @Tribit, are you surprised?

err eu all they do is bitch

uh huh @Tribit im a bitch now? or a potential bitch?

@androidcrawler turkey isn't a member of the eu

Hooouuuh

something change?

No they can't get their basic human rights in order to become a member of the EU

On 26 June 2018, the EU's General Affairs Council stated that "the Council notes that Turkey has been moving further away from the European Union. Turkey’s accession negotiations have therefore effectively come to a standstil

Doesn't seem likely with how Erdogan has been increasingly getting more aggressive towards the EU

You'd know that if you got your news from more sources than just shit /pol/ spews

I dont even go to pol

Right

constant new world order bullshit tbh

its like a monkey with a hammer, everything is a nail to them

Bet that sounded smarter in your head

run matthew

before i nail you

IMAGINE MY SHOCK 👄

l-lewd

also

can anyone tell me what is going on where

is the guy in the suit getting married? blessed?

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Hey modboy

How's you

👌

<:kizunaStare:385945680688054283>

My knee is in so much pain.

What you do to it

https://preview.redd.it/cf8c18xq4ux31.png?auto=webp&s=8de612ce389b20d68262a1ef1615ab42aab69735

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/335477646618001418/643015390674288660/Capture_2019-11-10-04-06-44.png

@dee who are you and why do i have you blocked? You must have done something really stupid to make me do that

>announcing blocks

RENT FREE

i made u my bitch matthew

I'm honestly not able to remember

this accounts sort of new like

but im pretty sure I was here with this one too

You have 1000+ posts here. From looks of things, I blocked you because you're painfully fucking stupid and type like a 13 year old.

wow toxic

😷

@Matthew he showed you dee's nuts

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Damn gottem

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@Sad Did you go solo?

yeah

and no, not on all hikes

Im buzzed

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John. Being social is bullshit

It *is*

But I refrain from being on my phone in gatherings

seems you don't have the same wherewithal

Bitch. I was in the foodline

I'm sitting in a Discord full of British people discussing about how fireworks are dangerous, should be banned and you should need a license to use them to not endanger kids playing on the street

and they're keeping to pronounce license as loicense

the memes are so real

oh, they're not pulling the "my dog pisses all over the place and attacks any children around him whenever there's a loud noise" card?

that's weird, anti-fireworks retards usually pull that card

yes also that

there was something about a dog

but it was mostly about children

People should teach their dogs to deal with fireworks

happens once a year but if you baby them you get dogs with PTSD over it

if you have a dog that can't handle fireworks and you can't take precautions for that then you should not be allowed to own a dog

its annoying

i've heard fireworks for like the past two weeks

Imagine trying to make everyone in the neighborhood stop having fun because your dog is neurotic

Smh

imagine matthew actually exercising

i now its a fantasy, but just imagine

back off matthew

or face tonys wrath

Dear, If I were ashamed or self conscious about being fat, I'd simply have lied about it and said I was normal sized or a 6'8 gigachad

we deduced that from your hands

if ur dog cant behave u shouldnt have it

if you cant behave you should not have dog also

saw some dog drag its owner across a road and full on attack a cat

great dane?

nah some stubby piggy looking one

power on it tho

what about those small ones

chuewawa

they are tiny but act like they are big bears

chihuahua

chee hua huaaa

sounds like the sound in those karate movies

thanks @gecho

some place in mexico if im not mistaken

i bought 24 bottles of lemonade for 8 bux

neat

they're normally 2 bux each

Hoe veel tattas hebben we hier?

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blijkbaar al 2

Ik ben geen nederlander, lol

@SpaceCadet hey bitch, English only here.

ok, fuckwit

Achmed, terug naar eigen land aub

The store sold me expired Kefir.

I am very mildly upset. I'll return it tomorrow

For once I have to agree with you

I feel parmesan got more expensive.

Kefir is good

Who the fuck are you? I don't give a shit what you like.

We were all strangers at one point

@johnfrum it did, I think.

Damn inflation.

A pack of hubbabubba used to cost 1.57 at my local bagel store and a yahoo was .75

We're all friends here, but that doesn't mean I have to like everyone.

Hey you're the one that is writing about buying expired kefir

Why should anyone care?

I remember when a bagel was 50 cents

Shiggy diggy

This server is my personal blog.

Those were better times

Well step aside Matt

Its our now

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Man, I hate buying gun related shit. Its almost as bad as medical shit.

A 500 lumen light is 70 bucks used.

Components are probably China sourced anyway

Exactly, so just buy the chinkshit.

You should be redpilled on this by now.

You pay for QC, the few airsoft chink gun lights I've dealt with in tinkering for friends had fucked up seals or just rattled loose.

Like maybe O-Light who just stright import and maybe qc check but at the price its only like 20 bucks diffrent

QC isn't worth a 300% markup

Meh, similar airsoft lights with non shill reviews that say it hasent fallen apart on airsoft duty are like 30 bucks

I'm too lazy to actually take it off if I go to the range.

Wait

You dont even have a light on your bersa.

Why would I? Why would I need a light AND A laser?

>gee I sure like not knowing what i'm shooting at

>gee this 1mm beam is totally useful if someone is moving around

Also you cant even mount a light to it.

Matthew as per usual not very welcome to strangers infiltrating his PRIVATE chat channel

Hes just shy

He will nip at strangers but if you have treats he'll cuddle up

John

Hey John

Die.

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@SpaceCadet delete that shit in <#287939846662651906> unless you want JANNIES to sperg out

Are the jannies dutch?

Oh NVM I get it now

hot deals is only for deals

haha i bet those ameritards must be seething right now

just look at all my facts and knowledge