you can bend it rather far into a banana shape before anything combusts

he could drive nail tru it from screen side

that activates fire

so it burns all the evidence hes trying to get rid off

Midori is a fucking idiot.

Guys i m on fire and my face is melting off

next time give better instructions

i mean heat is probly fastest way to destroy phones memory chip

so that it cant be recovered properly anymore

buut stiiil~

tho yeah, if you wanna just break it to shit, take it outside, put it on the pavement, and drive a large nail right through it as Tervy said

and walk away

chemistry will take care of the rest

*

after that tell your friends its last time and suggest them starting using proper burnerphones from there on

yeah, next time i will ask about the battery first

and drop all contacts to those low lifes ~

this is pain

i m trying to remove it with knife and screwdriver

shit does not go easy

🤦

i m wearing 3d cinema glasses

no joking

in case chemicals would go to my eye

Wow, it's a good thing we're not allowed to say *"fucking kill yourself"*

it did not work well from back side, now i ll try remove lcd screen

and go from that side

Just get a fucking axe and get on with it

fucking glue, this is real ass to do

Yeeep. It'd sure be a shame if someone gave @𝕄𝕚𝕕𝕠𝕣𝕚 *the forbidden advice*

Stick it up his ass?

matthew is in love with me

@babish no, he welcomes that

oh shit guys

penetrated the battery

it made sparkles

It'll start swelling and eventually explode, put it in a jar of water and close if.

matthew is trying to kill me

I did the same with a PSP battery once.

someone else pls

If I may ask

Why didn't you wait for the battery to be flat ?

i have no idea of the battery state

it is not my

You didn't try to power it on?

You really are a moron.

ok, maybe i should ve done that one

Maybe

i just thought it is gonna be quick job

What kind of voltage and intensity are we talking about anyways ? Genuinely have no idea

i ll try to look at it

nothing of that sort on it

just qr code

(you)

Your life should have been a quick job.

gosh, i m now worried because it is penetrated, should maybe get some dirt from outside and submerge it in it

but it is raining

Why are you like this

Did you fall into a frozen lake when you were younger

i did

it was very scary

Can't you just pry it off with something ?

i really do not have tools at hand, but i ll try to check around

any of you know of the mythical yang

Or throw it hard enough at the wall

he stuffed a 1200 dollar goretex jacket in the toilet

found hammer

just getting vibes off of him

but what i want is that thing that holds stuff

drank a protein shake and did 10 kg curls, then joined a /fit/ discord

like lobster arms

Just hammer it until it's gone

may have shit on his lawn

can't remember exactly everything, but it's probably true

tbh why i was so gentle with it in first place, is because i wanted to make keychain with the chipset or camera

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What does a phone camera cost on Ali ?

not sure but the keychain was like 7 bucks

Ah yes, better to burn your face off to save the money

Fun fact, a phone battery, when fully charged, has, 1/10th the energy of a grenade

yeah, isn't as predisposed to send out shrapnel into your face though

>surrounded by Glass on one side, aluminum on the other

>no shrapnel

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maybe as raw energy before pressure buildup

Just got served at chic Fil a by a guy who looked almost exactly like one of the guys from a YouTube series about a cult

https://youtu.be/uFw0b8t4ICM

guys it is done! i finished the job with some paper towels

aftraid for my hands

thanks for playing, meet you in next ERP

God, you're such a mook

https://twitter.com/JedRose17/status/1191687961756094464?s=19

https://www.thesun.co.uk/tech/10273812/man-fitbit-explode-wrist/ warning contains nasty graphics

but hot damn that must have hurt like hell

not superior Chinese Xiaomi Fitband quality

first mistake

what mi band are we on anyway now? 4?

yeah 4

hmm

im still waitting for first bluetooth earplugs to catch fire

at least those can be taken off way more easily

Should have bought chink, what a brainlet

Looks like a handlet, too

What are the differences between the versions of the Mi Band 4?

NFC/Global/CN/RU/whatever?

@Tervy 😏

not that i was wrong

yeah, considering that Xiaomi can't skirt on data protection law

chinese (nfc) one has indeed nfc, xiaomi AI thing less battery and other stuff like that

NFC would be useful if google pay works

and not alipay/wechat/etc

only with wepay

versus the global (international whateveR)

also hope that the music control isnt native to xiaomi's app

and can work with poweramp

fitbit the one that was bought by google?

Yes

if only microsoft bands were cheaper

tho i guess garming vivofit2 is equaly tolerable looking

(like id wear one ever~)

SPEAKING OF have they yet hacked those xiaomi bands to be less malwarey

i think there's a "tools and mi band" app that extends functionality somewhat and i think there's some FOSS app

but to hack the band itself? nah

i could use just foss /opensource app for it not necessary hacket watch i guess

something that does not call home evertime it thinks i have epilepsy in bed

https://github.com/Freeyourgadget/Gadgetbridge

mite work for you

ahh gadgetbridge is still the GoTo thing

nice

i wish they would add more views to miband, like i would want to change the light of my xiaomi led bulb from my wrist

i dont know if it is the goto thing

i havent used it in years

but it does have miband4 support

so clearly its still alive

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

https://lbda.net/CBp.png

oh huh wow

they fucking hermetically sealed that thing or what?

goddamn chinese

its kind of sad that pebble died

a company that promised the world to power users then did a complete 180

but i guess they gave enough support to show larger players that "these markets exist"

just like oneplus

good riddance

yeah if only some company would ever look at us powerusers on anything

we are just hinderance even if we happen to fix all their shit on their githubs :D

hiring fa/g/gots would not be a good idea

just give us /r/oot

im glad that xiaomi at least allows bootloader unlock as opposed to huawei and whoever else

For now :/

they'd be shooting themselves in the foot if they would take that away lol

sure the direction they take with xiaomi is more "wholesome consumer uwu" but to sweep away the power user/geek consumerbase of India, Central Europe, etc. would be suicide

not to mention all the mainlanders in Shenzhen that tinker too

Which company refused to shoot itself in the foot?

Apple?

Google?

Blizzard?

enlighten me pls

@onoderaSecurity pebble was based

why were they so based anyway? were they just affordable and e-ink was in vogue or what

e-ink IS pretty cool tbh

Because they pretty much owned the market, they could afford to be based

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Gay twink mod hands

Many such cases.

i thought i'm the tranny mod
gay twink is adequate tho

cute hands, imagine them massaging your penis gently

onodera i m in love

Go get lost in the mountains for three days again.

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milk chocolate broke, dark chocolate woke

white chocolate is a joke

is milk chocolate actual chocolate

hmmmm

White chocolate is very tasty, but it is not real chocolate

😵

hersheys isn't even real chocolate

Dark chocolate melts well for cozy hot winter drinks

I love super dark chocolate

cocoa powder + hot milk + honey though 😳

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Gf is putting up Christmas decorations

dark chocolate + milk + espresso + cocoa dust on top after foaming the milk

I love making big gay coffee drinks

so i took apart screen part of the phone, and the liquid part of LCD is not just name.

i got it all over me but washed it away with soap

kek

Tell your gf to stop

Cite terrategin warnings on cheap Chinese chintz

@johnfrum

Not including the dog, that little basket of shit was $50.

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Well, that is still decent price

... Shut up, retard

You're joking?

$50? for that?

The dog looks like the most expensive item in it

and it's not even included in the price

I can imagine 5$ for each part in some "1 dollar store" where nothing cost less than 3 dollars.

so 50 is still not so bad

I can buy all that garbage at a dollar store here for under 10 probs

Your wife is embezzling miney

i guess u got better dollar stores then

She of all people should know the cost of handicrafts

Dollarama's are pretty sick

it would be around 30$ here from dollar store 20$ supermarket

dog is nice, very nice mouth

love that tongue

Half of butter cookie tin : 2$ and I get cookies
Two plant pots : 3$ probs
Ugly bungee cord looking handles : 2$ for a bundle
Fake tree : 1.50 probs

Dog : priceless! Look at that cute face

8sensei is down again? reeeeee

>people actually browse 8kun here

subhumans

of course it's fucking down you troglodyte, its hosted by some ruskies two klicks out from the north korean border @𝕄𝕚𝕕𝕠𝕣𝕚

bruh, i need hgg to be alive and well

only these people are autistic enough to translate hentai games for free

Honey Select and Koikatsu are the only games you need

Anything more than that and you're a pedophile or a masturbation addict

he's probably the former

why not both

Hrs probably both. I worded it poorly. They're not mutually exclusive

those 3d character creators are just not my thing.

i want it with 2d art

2d>3d

You are truly disgusting

thank you mate

he's strangely picky about his chink porn

8kun is mostly an outlet for wignat fuckery and QAnon fuckery

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

He's just mad that Honey Select and Koikatsu don't let you make child characters (without mods).

hope wheels digs it a grave already

Matthew there is nothing wrong about wanting to have sex with 598 old vampire.

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how big does spider need to be to bite you, from what i understand most of them will not penetrate your skin deep enough to inject any venom

i caught spider only as big as my thumb and now i m deciding between toilet flushing him or letting him go, maybe he can catch some mosquitoes for me

the answer is don't take any chances

It's Midori. Him getting bit and dying is a good outcome.

Matthew do not worry, i will outlive you and your children.

yes you would outlive him but are you happy you would continue to struggle with that shit existence while he enjoys the sweet embrace of death

No kid log ORUTOU iplyiuyp

I dropped my fucking phone.

i tried to understand what you mean

and it was just you dropping your phone

that is how little faith i have in americunts

you wouldn't happen to be named linus irl would you now ?

That was fuckin dumb

of course it was

this is /csg/ after all

@Matthew https://youtu.be/EDMxOeDagXc

i put the spider on my soft beatiful skin and annoyed him a bit, no bite