@bap why did you leaved

@Matthew heckler and koch

:)

What do you think about d4 so far? I think I'll stay with path of exile, that generator-spender gameplay just is not me.

but they are already dead.

oh shit forgot to spoiler warning

emphasis on explainaplotbadly

@[Warrior of Ferocity] Shugesh more like Broke and bankrupt

Man, that was bad.

It didnt even have an h or k amywhere near it

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My feet are so blown out

You sat down and shitposted here for most of that, dear.

🤣

No, I stood around and shitposted.

And also, due to my work experience, I handled the Catering setup, maintenece, and teardown

Did you at least dance before your wife left

the virgin stand in corner and browse phone vs the chad dance with the ladies

The ladies involved his drunk mom.

No

I did the YMCA with my mom. And she was stone cold sober, she was just really wanting to dance. She can't drink ever since she got her gall bladder removed.

And you didnt dance with your wife.

I will make note of this

She never wanted to dance. She's pregnant.

>not dancing with your kid

heartless

I told you, John. Stop trying to live vicariously through me.

Go get your own woman to dance with, you loveless cunt.

Wait, so when you said she wanted you to dance, she just wanted to see you dance , alone?

When did I say gf wanted me to dance?

Ah. "J keeps trying to get me to dance"

Yes. She wanted me to go dance out on the floor with my brother and mother.

Poor matt, he did all that work and he still has to drive

Yeeeup. 5 AM tomorrow. And we lost an hour tonight

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Isnt that a good thing?

That I did a 12 hour wedding, then only slept for 5 hours after? No, nigga, it sucks

It'll be good tomorrow, but today it sucks

You volunteered to help out, slut.

Why wouldn't I? That's my brother.

And his creepy staring wife.

Tsundere is a bad charecter trait

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That's how brothers are to each other.

I was pushing his drunk ass into his car so he could consummate his marriage last night

And this bitch, this absolute whore

Tells me he booked the suite at the same hotel as us.

One floor above us. The same room number.

Why?

Thank God he was too plastered to actually do it. Cunt.

Christ.

Wait, two floors. He's on 4xx, and I'm on 2xx

But still. He's a large guy, he could've made some noise

Doubt but okay

being big runs in the family <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

but no one runs in the big family

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How shameful he got so drunk he couldnt scar matt with the plap plap

That would have been the perfect capstone

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when you get chinked by the chinks
https://youtu.be/mV9stqH5Iqk?t=18

Shut the fuck up, you retarded whore.

^ so true

everything that artist has done is hon-tier

wtf does hon tier mean

French?

Hon Hon Hon

a hon is someone like the tranny who raged about pronouns at gamestop

an irredeemably male, most often old, tranny

But what does Hon mean?

actually it is just hon-ey, nothing complicated hon.

So it's hun?

is it nun?

bad pun?

yes, the type of person that calls people hun

Hun, like southern ladies say?

i heard paxiti's art branded as "transgender propaganda" lol

i got some trans propaganda in my pc

i ll post it

trans people are heroes

aren't KSG's expensive

and not great shotguns to begin with

it looks nice, bulky things look futuristic

great shotgun to solve sudoku

i love the sub2000

from kel-tec

@onoderaSecurity looks cool though

@Matthew you try the hellcat yet?

not sure if i poasted here already https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNM-Xmbh5tI

The KSG has an application. Mainly fun, around 600-650 on the used market

@onoderaSecuritynot yet

gotta buy them cheap aliexpress guns

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Ksg is huge because it has two mag tubes, so it can hold like 15 rounds at a time

7+7+1

In an ideal world there would be more chinkshit guns in the US, but they sold a bunch of shit to bikers and gangsters in the 80s and got pp slapped for it.

Chinkshit guns are out, brazil guns is the new bling

>taurus

>r taurus

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Yeah I wish you could still get norinco guns in the US

@Matthew

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I failed no nut november 9 times(and that is just today)

if i did not fap every hour i would have to visit doctor and get some of those "anti depression" drugs

It would have been funny if I said ***"the only doctor you should see is Dr. Kevorkian"*** but that would be very mean of me, so I won't do that

wtf

ultimate coomer

NNN is easy

just don't tickle your pickle

@Matthew found a tshirt I'm sure you'll love

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/32957937453.html

Matt is busy

He is on a 69 hour road trip

i m going to do big mistake, i ll buy some of those china-style clothes like from kung fu movies and regret it

somebody stop me pls

Fuck you @Matthew

I fell off my motorcycle and hurt my knee and shoulder

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@Pawp how badly, post pics

Not badly.

My knees scraped but isn't bad.

My shoulder hurts like a bitch. But shouldn't be fractured

nice

when I came off my bike when cycling drunk, I needed stitches in my knee and had scrapes and bruises all over my body

Still, you should see someone to make sure theres no tendon damage.

Best to get it looked at sooner than later.

Also what did you to to cause such an unexpected but inevitable spill?

When I fell it felt alright right after. Then I woke up next morning and not a single part of my body didn't hurt

Amazingly nothing was broken though

Issues with downshifting and breaking n

I was only going 20 mph. Still. Hurts Less now that I iced it

I got almost hit by a car once (just scraped by it) and was filled with adrenaline for the rest of the day

So maybe thats why you didnt feel anything

@Pawp good job, dipshit.

Now show us your fucked up bike.

my legs be so fat that my old pants cut bloodflow in to my legs

https://i.imgur.com/bnxp3Fk.png

matthew embrace me

seen on google maps

i became one of you

My bike is actually fine matt

I only leaked a little gas on the pavement

My helmet didn't even get scratched.

https://twitter.com/jivke/status/1190848608381202433?s=19

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Thanks for being concerned matty

You did this to yourself, retard

I have created over thousand anal plugs
unknown to pleasure
nor known to sex

somebody help me or i ll end up in local cring compilation

Had to do about 100km like that when I crashed. Used the back of my foot to shift up and kicked the shit out of it to shift down. Kept it as a helmet hanger when I replaced it.

Your not wrong matt.

@𝕄𝕚𝕕𝕠𝕣𝕚 can you shut the fuck up, please? Nobody wants to give you attention

But I still don't regret getting a motorcycle yet

yay attention, this is what i needed matt

my fix

more attention for me, i can not get any more wet

https://twitter.com/creameu/status/954853346921369600?s=19

Go to nsfw, matt

This is just sad and gross

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Even in real life you cannot escape over priced chinkshit

Which is why I take solace in cute cartoon girls.

Dont look at porn in public you degenerate.

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Neither one of those were pornographic.

Show them to anyone and ask if its pornographic

I'm sorry you were so aroused.

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@Pawp likes cute girls, right?

Ye. Cute girls are life fuel

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@Matthew get me a copy of dragon warrior monster 2 on ps1 if they have it

Why don't I get you a set of training wheels instead, you incompetent bitch

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@Matthew pick me up a copy of bonecraft if they have it

@Billy Yum Yum Two-By-Two how about I pick you up a lapband instead, you tubby cunt

@Matthew how about you give me a lap*dance* instead, stud

@Billy Yum Yum Two-By-Two oh hell yeah

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an old chinese lady invited me to eat at her place with her family

but im lazy to go out on a sunday

Don't want any old Chinese food?

You'll be eating pussy in multiple ways.

reminder that the Norf FC meme is a reality

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/411546454021111808/635518760333213707/unknown.png

Tfw 12 hour drive again tomorrow

@Matthew what are those japanese games doing there

Being sold

$15 for a Gameboy cart of Harvest Moon

can find one on eBay for $4 with freeshipping from Japan

yikes

Maybe they shouldnt leave a 100 yen sticker on something they're trying to sell for $10

Look, Autismo, I just thought it was neat seeing Japanese games at a flea market in Kentucky

I wasn't vouching for it being a good price

Hey

I thought it was neat too

no need to get all uppity about it

did you buy the blue M&M at least @Matthew

No, it's the green M&M I want to fuck

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https://kissmanga.com/Manga/Apollo-no-Uta

Oh nice

>character impressed by the mcs massive iron balls because he robbed a fucking dragon

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This new novel so goos

Good

```"It includes new rules to make exporting to China cheaper and easier, the highest level of commitment to environmental standards China has made in any free trade deal, and giving the vast majority of wood and paper trade to China preferential access over the next 10 years.

That will include some processed wood products, for which the forestry sector had been seeking tariff cuts.

In return, New Zealand will adjust visa rules for some jobs here, including tour guides and Mandarin language teachers, but the overall number of visas allocated will not change."```

That's epic

that endline

__overall number of visas allocated will not change__

lel

Ok but it wont

It just gives more allocation to teachers and tour guides

We allow 800/yr

nice recommend

Is this the greatest trade deal of maybe all trade deals ever?

depends on specs and how easy it is to install your favorite ubuntu flavor on it

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@PoliteSuka chrome books are never worth it

No matter what you do these things will always slow down

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⛽ 🔥

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Orange man bad.

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This sip isn't as good as the regular and orange ultra

Looks bad

Yeah

Tastes like you'd expect a blue drink to taste

Like disappointment