No

I had a slice of cucumber today

No you didn't

yes I did

That was a pickle

you're a pickle

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I'm fixing a leak in an office building gym, and I saw this behind the reception desk

Who needs a shelf for your pc when you have a medicine ball

true

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9j0lWkgtZY

Tfw already failed NNN

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<:gachigasm:592062549181202459> 💦 <:cheeks:587075636250542080>

Got the big succ last night after a steak dinner

Is that different from the little succ

The little succ is when you pester your gf into giving you a bj, and she's not into it

You'll nut, but it won't be a good nut

Nothing worse than a bad nut

>when you nut and your orgasm high is immediately replaced by apathy

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I prefer post nut supreme relaxation

damn

that ending A for NieR Automata

Where even if you aren't tired you feel like you could just drift off

true

a good wank helps you sleep when you're restless

I prefer ending K @Semi Truck mc Clusterfuck

Usually I'm envigorated by beating off, but succ puts me to sleep

With succ you can relax

For fap you gotta work it

I am an active participant when I am receiving succ. I don't just lay there like a dead fish

@Billy Yum Yum Two-By-Two
>After speaking to Jackass at the Desert Camp, eat the Mackerel Fish.

is her food that bad?

Quite the opposite

@Matthew yeah but you aren't pumping the biceps the whole time, I mean

But maybe that's just me

I take the buff Correll approach where I flex in front of the mirror the whole time

it's not really the biceps you're pumping when you're having a wank though

Get some fancy footwork in too

mostly these 2 muscles benefit from masturbation

You gotta flex the ceps when you jack it, my dude, what else you gonna look at

your mum

Maybe you but I prefer not to look at me own mum

Fucking ROASTED

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<a:spook:512151358556864514> straight dooted on <a:spook:512151358556864514>

@Billy Yum Yum Two-By-Two

@Matthew <:fuckyou:418691939286908928>

https://youtu.be/jhzzQd5hdCM

Why don't you get out of that ehhhh jabrony outfit and we'll settle this right here

https://youtu.be/qPJvGMYxDPs

Now I miss Aniki.

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Is it weird that I actually cried when I found out he died

Wrestle in Peace, Aniki

I bet the Clintons were involved, somehow

They usually are

Also for a brief moment I thought you said Flintstones

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https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/589629381442404363/631240360357527552/10e99a1c1a2fd167a77ca56cbcc8ed54-imagegif.gif

@Billy Yum Yum Two-By-Two I bet the flintstones did this

I fucking knew it

Do y'all have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Jesus Christ?

The tie and shirt patterns don't match

Matttyyyy

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Straighten your tie. Wheres your gun holster

Also. Why are Matt's hands two different colors

Nice slip on shoes get some proper dress with lases

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@basker what are you, some kind of /fa/ggot?

What's wrong with slip-on shoes tbh

I'm not the groom. Nobody is looking at the groom's brother, smh

Is your brother a handlet matt

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And absolutely disgustingly strong grip strength

my grip is so strong that i could crush egg.

@Pawp nope, he actually has slightly larger hands than me

Break him matt.

There can be only one

And my dad's are larger than both of ours

is your dad's hand bigger than my penis?

most people's hands are

📽

my penis is twice as big as my hands

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/193843017117990912/640049266806751253/c959c0d2-c439-48d4-b097-40024c6b493c.png

@𝕄𝕚𝕕𝕠𝕣𝕚 my baby's hands are larger than your penis, so your hands must be microscopic

matthew, not this time

you can call me ugly, poor, or even blue.

it could be all true

but my dick is big and you would love to taste it

@𝕄𝕚𝕕𝕠𝕣𝕚 prove it

we could arrange that, we will calculate airport that is halfway from me to you and meet there, you will give me blowjob on the toilet

That's right, bitch. Put your money where your mouth is.

with pleasure

hey that edit was unfair

Life is unfair. You should know that already, from being cursed with a babydick.

matthew i know one of us can not even see his penis, but it is you not me.

👌🏻

I can see my peepee just fine, my man. Thicc and juicy, and all for you

fellow black folks here, did your favorite "legal" streaming services go down recently? Many did, so i was curious what is left at this point
osplayer, gounlimited and vidlox is up at the moment

I don't stream stuff

I torrent it like a normal human

normal human in 2005 maybe

slskqt

today some of us even play games thru services, and delay is just perfect

👌🏻

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seems good

Best version of the 1911 really

that is very nice rifle

It hurts to look at

except the .45acp i do not see issue with it

Nothing wrong with 45

you could shoot me in to head with that and it would not even stop my pizza cutter attack

you would be dead in seconds

also for rifle that is just shit taste.

You want to try it out? I'll bring my 45

deal, but there is no respawn irl, so do not cry after you find yourself reincarnated as toilet spider

i ll bring my pizza cutter

>toilet spider

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vzdyt to znas, dlouhe sexy nohy.

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You will be the toilet spider, my friend

This is not some anime, you do not have magical powers to stop my violent pizza attack. You can consider yourself already not alive.

That's the thing, you can't kill one who is already dead inside

Checkmate atheists

Its for a later SBR project @Matthew

Hey guys, so i can buy 10in1 gamebox made of wood with chess, lady, backgammon,mancala, mint, halma, snakes n ladders, do not be angry, solitaire and dies for 20$ that sounds pretty good to me, what do you think

will you get 40 hours of fun out of it

probably two

What is "do not be angry"

we call it "do not get angry dude"

What do humans call it

in word for word translation

@𝕄𝕚𝕕𝕠𝕣𝕚 nvm i read it as "gameboy" and was wondering what kind of chinkery gameboy romfucker is that

that is official name for it here

Show me a picture of do not be angry

https://youtu.be/ruK0qQuYugQ

if its massive properly designed wooden box with separate boards and what not

yes

i dont see why not as long as the boxes lock inside it

so its sane to carry

http://sc02.alicdn.com/kf/HTB1xbIXaLvsK1Rjy0Fiq6zwtXXad/Deluxe-10-in-1-Chess-Checkers-Tic.jpg

and does not fall apart everywhere

it looks like this

~~Hey does anyone have the picture with the office full of indians making johnny johhny kids videos? I need it for an argument.~~ nvm found it

the one i can get is little better looking but same design

@𝕄𝕚𝕕𝕠𝕣𝕚 seeing the shit prices <https://www.amazon.com/Real-Wood-Games-10-IN-1-WOODEN/dp/B01KTRB4XU>

i would not say its good deal

unless its handmade or some shit and really good quality :P

well i can buy it locally for 20 bucks

shipping for that amazong one is 50$ for me

well, it is handmade but not that "craftmanship" tier

i mean it was handmade by some poor guys in poland

then its totaly up to you if you see the value in it

it is more up to my friends really, i love chess and lots of other tabletop games

but to play against yourself is boring

what is good gift for 3yo gurl, something big and hard to eat?

apple

@Mr. G lemme see that shit man

macbook maybe?

@Billy Yum Yum Two-By-Two

no the fruit you dipshit :D

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uff, that saves me some money

or you could give her, her first opinel

@𝕄𝕚𝕕𝕠𝕣𝕚 a jawbreaker

dude, there are cops watching

what is opinel

Knives from south of France

It's a brand of pocket knife

They got chinked to hell and back because they never trademarked the Opinel name

!bot define opinel

i guess this is not how to discord

guess i ll have to take you up your word guys

the only bot here died a long time ago

i bought vegan "diablo" salad, it does taste like picture of jesus christ on cross.

@pigbotv2 we miss you

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!define sadness

**minecraft music playing**

@Tribit is it disabled, or am I getting the symbol wrong

tm t t tm

do not bully tribit, it is christmas or something today

fuck if I know

!answer population of Kuweit

f

!quote (leviticus 27:4 KJ)

!bible

never mind

that one was disabled after this chat got too holy for the fagot mods

sad

!help

nope

!commands

not even a list of commands

PigBot.BotCommands.PostCommand
PigBot.BotCommands.AnswerCommand
PigBot.BotCommands.ReplaceAliReflinkCommand
PigBot.BotCommands.ReplaceGBReflinkCommand

!answer what is love

nope

!answer answer

!answer penis

What do you think about cleaning your ears with the ear pick?
Some people told me that you make it only worse doing so, but i think it works well, i also put knife in my ear to scrape the walls well.

i guess its okay if you dont push the earwax inside, instead of taking them out

you need to do some motion i mean

well, i could not possible know if i did that, but i get your point

maybe it woul be better to use only those wax suckers that you set on fire on one side

no need, your ears should be letting that extra wax out but sometimes you can have some water getting through there

which can make u deaf for a few days

and will get hard when it dries, blocking your ear

etc

i use some hydrogen peroxide when this happens

other than that, u dont need to do anything special, just wash the ear lobe

wow

i never tried to not clean my ears for more than two days, i even enjoy doing so but maybe i will give a try now
sometimes i hear those strange sounds, voices, door knocking and whistle, maybe they will go away

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https://youtu.be/cyIEUBrlfaw

so epic, 360 degree vr experience

it feels like being in his concert, i bet sound was as bad IRL too

i can almost smell those sweaty americans around me

damn boooi, he has some moves

Friend you are visiting some wrong pages

what the fuck are you visiting

Sure pedo

what's going on

why's midori browser getting china'd?

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matthew doxxing his family

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Actually, none of mine are in frame.

Actually, I guess they are my family now.