matthew no personal pictures

you know the rules

weak bantz

That was pretty lame, yes

God damn that sucks

fire up the bulldozer mr lech

they should have just used a 50 cal bmg to blow the guy

no need to blow up the house

just one shot

kaboom

i wonder what insurance companies said ?

if any

you should use your mouth to blow the guy, he could give you one shot too

fuck off homo

<:alismirk:230784726615588865>

I am 110% hetero

"pay your deductible and we'll fix it" @Tervy

The house getting fixed wasn't the issue, it's the fact that the cops didn't pay for it

the quote for $400k is stupid btw

the entire house wouldn't be worth close to $200k, and if it was the majority of the cost would be the land

Not really. Building a new house would be likely cheaper, but repairing a heavily damaged one could cost more

400k is like a riverside mansion here in South 3rdworldica

no one is more hetero than me, I can gurantee it

it was a mistype

pls delete

suuuure

too late

Freudian slip

srsly tho it was in jest

just a joke

i really am hetero

I wrote it on purpose to make a funny joke

guys?/

So gay he can't even keep his story straight smh

Oh so you are joking that you are hetero?

no

I made a joke about accidentally typing that i was homo, and then corrected it later

it was a ruse

>merely pretending

it's ok to be gay, just stay away

😋

I still want to try that sonic curry

http://is2.4chan.org/gif/1572325018907.webm

anytone picked anything up in the halloween steam sale

on steam?

yeah

@Matthew are you bulgarian ? tell the truth I won't hold it against you

i didnt find anything good, the sale is even shittier than the usual crap steam sales

yeah this sale is so meh

https://www.massenomics.com/shop/yeah-buddy should i get this shirt

sounds like an american bottled water product

it is

i dont really get it, but yes, you should

@foxhunt I'm Estonian, you idiot

the steam sale is *so* meh that i bought games on GOG instead

some classic spook games that i never got to play back in the day

carrion looks nice

then why are you posting aziz

I played the suffering, its pretty good

if a bit dated

hopefully it holds up, i never got the chance to play it when i was a kid, so im gonna play it now

you can shift between first and third person, just make sure to go to pc gaming wiki to get the sound fix

in some cases the sound is shit or missing

thanks for the heads up

im currently replaying fallout 3 and NV

so the switching from first to third will be a common link

fo3 seemed so great as a kid, but later i realised how bland it really was

yeah its not as good as it could be

but im still really enjoying it

nv is great, even better if you unlock the deleted content

but damn the strip unlocked can consume a lot of resources

it helps that my favorite thing to do in games is wander around aimlessly, and thats what you do in fo3

I do not play any games lately but rimworld was pretty nice. There are tons of mods for it too.

too bad they could not flesh out the legion more

also this fallout-like game was released i think it is called outer worlds

and it was a bug ridden mess cause bethesda was in charge of QA

and scored great reviews

are you gonna check out outer worlds

yeah thats it

made by the guys that made new vegas

it seemed too colourful

too saturated

plus i dont think the team is the same anymore

the name is but the people are not as far as i know

just lower your saturation then

i m curious about the story

will buy it on torrent

its the colours

if it is good i ll also buy it elsewhere

they try to make an alien world but everything is raindow colours

i havent played it but my friend that has it said it kinda feels like NV

thats not how alien life works

you cant just take a rainbow palette and splash it on everything

yeah aliens dont have colors, how dare they make them colors

maybe they tried to score some points with those borderlands fans

you dont get it, you cant just make everything rainbow coloured

it has to be consistent

thats like taking a dog, making it yellow and saying boom alien

i dunno i kinda like how colorful everything is

its a nice change from fallout where everything is brown/green

i think fallout writers are working on pillar of eternity 2

tbh im really not into fantasy

y-you are!

not particularly

guys, what do you put in your sandwich

i m leaving to shop soon, got no food left

like, i can enjoy fantasy games, but i find them inherently less interesting than modern or sci-fi games

smoked meats

cheese

iceburg lettuce

lettuce tomat bacon mayo turkey

>mayo on smoked meats

well for me sci-fi and fantasy games are the same thing.
instead of dark elf you get dark alien elf
instead of magic sword you get ultracarbunium light saber

the mayo goes on the bread not the meat

alright, smoked meats sound good

cow or pig?

pig

got it, see you later

mix pig and bird for tasty sandwich

or pig and more pig

you cant really go wrong here

>pig

>not rabbit

Billy can't catch a rabbit.

thats why god invented guns

And then you decided to live in Cali.

Truly a brainlet

I'm back :( cashier laughted at me, will i ever recover.

did you stutter when talking?

what

why

drop the spaghhetti?

my club card is duck taped in 6 different places and only card covers keep them together, but the code is still readable

she said "very well, hahahha"

cant you get a new one?

i could but why, this one works

get a new card

because *people laugh at you when they see it*

or clone it with your phone via nfc

that does not work here for some reason

stop using a card thats waiting to die

she has to type it manually if it is in mobile

cant she use the barcode reader

no, friend tried

thats what i do at carrefour

have the app in my phone, the cashier scans the bardoe

code

but he uses it anyway, "it is her job"

I wonder if it is because of low quality of display or why, he has xiaomi one of new ones tho, i think it should be good enough

well, what do you think about that facebookcoin libra?

will we eventually get zuckercucked in to using it?

<:nowhereToHyde:639173565786226719>

don't remind me

this onion i got is so juicy that i thought it is my sperm on my hand. i guess it will be good bottom layer for baking

wtf

yeah, it is super juicy very white substance coming from it

i'll make layer and put chicken breasts on top of it

i wonder what else could i do to make it little more interesting

i do not even have butter

onions dont juice like that

somone came in your onion

i mean i never seen onion this juicy

maybe it is quite rare

it does not look rotten at all tho

dont get the onion cum in your ass or you might get pragnent

guys could i really get stagnent just from some onion juice

better ask at yahooo "can i get pregrente from onion juice"

i know someone that became gregnant from a scallion so you better be careful

Really? Pragnarok just from scallion? Was it at least female?

no, she wasnt a girl either

so the chicken should be fine for another 4 days in firdge, if i freeze it, it should be good even for month right?

i bought a lot, i ll make only 400g today

freeze what you arent gonna use in a few days time

alrighty, chicken is baking now, i hope that balsamico is not gonna ruin it, i had nothing better to pour over it.

onions on bottom and top

woah looks dank

Cook then freeze

freeze then cook

would not cook then freeze make it too chewy?

cook and freeze simultaneously

yes

also

coook the freezer

it smells so good, i ll give it 20 more minutes, that means hour of baking.

[Wuxi] [Wuxi Bulk Mail Acceptance Center] has been recipient, embrace cast members: Xi Jia four years wtf

what

from a tracking status

I installed a bidet on my toilet

I forgot to use the teflon tape

what do you mean, you had to use duck tape to put it there??

my is not duck taped but screwed in

now your bum wont be the only thing that leaks

it's screwed in

but they included a teflon tape to put on the threads

when you screw it in

I tightened everything up

im too lazy to open everything up to tape it back

does not sound too important anyway, just leave it be

Is it an AliExpress bidet

no it's from amazon

anyways it's nice to not needing to wipe with toilet paper

just wash my butt

Yeah, it is not just nice but better too

just wash my butt

i ll gladly watch your butt

test

test

i ll gladly watch your butt

test

discord is quite interesting at times

https://tenor.com/view/bongo-halloween-drums-cat-bongo-cat-gif-15084416

Ah right, it is halloween in 2 hours now

That frown is upsetting

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/631299544830836756/639123438086258708/furry_hunter.png

the frown makes me smile

Gonna Photoshop one of the mods or John in this pic

thanks

i try to be helpful

.

igor is so good

tycho is so good

igor is better than it deserves to be

that taylor swift is real killer

no better singer than her

yeah i dont recall listening to it that much

@gecho your avatar makes me picture you as some gruff lesbian

i guess its so easy to listen too

the type that doesn't shave?

no, not that

just a bit on the

tough and rough side

not sensitive

ah, the butch type

well no not that either

just not weak or sensitive

<:thonkang:327933449597878312>

my last.fm page is practically empty

because my autoscrobbler barely works

so whenever i play music it doesn't register

what do you use?

regular last.fm windows app