It's not like Windows is any better in ram management

best free pdf viewer? dont wanna use browser

Sumatra

thx

Google assistant in Poland?

@Phatique foxit reader or sumatra are the best

yeah foxit is nice

sumatra is nice if you compile it yourself and disable the DRM shit

>check my chrome usage

>2.5 GB

bros....

@Phatique What OS?

I would say evince if you're on Linux.

windblows but sumatra is nice, just what i needed

Jesus those jokes are terrible

I mean they're not jokes, they're uh, riddles

i have about 40 chrome tabs open

and chrome uses 2GB

Kek @sum

i only have 10

>having more than 25 tabs

A U T I S M
U
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@sum yeah assistant for poland rolled out last week or something

very recent

zajebiste kurwa mać

<:benis:239668961011040257>

Huohh

(ja nie jestem polakem)

Watching american movies with Japanese dub is as cringy as watching anime with English dubs

Maybe even more

@Millwood dubs > subs

Maybe if you're retarded

You don't have to read

Who wants to read

@Matthew get revenge on her. Let out your own sneaky rancid fart, sneak out of bed and turn the lights on. If you're lucky she'll bury her head under the covers.

>assistant in polish

Ok Google who's in the attic

@Semi Truck mc Clusterfuck d e v i l i s h

https://i.4cdn.org/g/1548242740658.jpg

Why do people wrap cable around controllers like that, make it stop

Because it's an efficient way to store the cable?

it ruins the cables in the long run

It's 100% fine unless you do it too tightly and strain the connecting point

it looks tight though

smarter to wrap the cables with a rubber band or something

It works on must controllers I used but using ps as example, I leave a little cable on top, than route it to the back of the controller and then wrap around the handles under the analog sticks

Like this

stupid

Ur stupid

This is the based way to wrap cable around controller without straining the cable

Stupid euros can't even wrap their controllers right

>without straining the cable

what

you're making the exact same bend

how usable is the Ryzen 3 2200U IRL?

2 c / 4 t

i think not straining the part near the enclosure

is it good for shitposting on 4channel and do some light dev work?

I'm consulting my brother on getting a new laptop

Yes that's the weakest point after all

and I'm suggesting him the cheapest E485

because all he does is use reddit

and some light web-dev

Shut up pig nobody cares

*puts matthew on the to be banned list*

depends what kind of webdev i guess

just get him a threadripper

futureproofing dear

I don't think they made laptops with threadrippers

maybe some Alienware

or that Taiwanese whitelabel manufacturer, I forgot the name

they used to make i7-7700K laptops

some 19" monster laptops

forgot the name

clevo?

yes exactly

no

yes

yes

right

clevo

I bet even if they are currently not building one, if you give them a large enough order, they are going to slap a TR on a laptop for you

https://www.clevo.com.tw/clevo_prodetail.asp?id=1130&lang=en

`15.6” FHD 144Hz Refresh Rate Panel`

imagine having a 144 Hz laptop

imagine buying into the 144hz meme

price//

at that point just why

like

you're not gonna be pulling much of that thing's max output without overheating unless you water cool it

and you cant do that in a laptop that needs to be moved around

also a 15.6" 4k screen would be the fucking worst shit ever to actually work on unless it's so close to your face it hurts

what

!!answer_test merkel curve

!answer_test chink curve

😦

!!snswer_test mao curve

!!answer_test mao curve

the _test commands only listen to me

sad

wolfram has some really odd shit

!answer seconds passed since 10 seconds ago

10 seconds

!answer seconds passed since 2019-01-01 00:00:00 UTC

1.96 times 10 to the 6 seconds

and then some odd calculations

!answer seconds passed since 2019-01-01 00:00:00 UTC / average penile length in cm

about 129873 seconds per centimeter

which then makes complete sense but...

I mean

kudos to them for having loads of constants

Their language processing is pretty good yes

The bot uses the "simple answers" api so it's a bit lacking

!answer seconds passed since epoch

1.55 times 10 to the 9 seconds

Yes that's a bit weird, if you ask seconds passed since, it shows this format. But if you ask

!answer current unix timestamp

1548265804 Unix time

It writes it out

!answer average penile length in china

No short answer available

huh

heh I bet the answer would be pretty short though

!answer average Asian penile length

The average length of an Indian erect human penis is 13 centimeters according to a 2007 study by Promodu and others

indian <:deepthonk:326852766884560897>

!answer average chinese penis length

Wolfram|Alpha did not understand your input

>Indian
>13 cm

13 cm is still short

It won't answer this because wolfram fears the chinese government

!answer average African penile length

The average length of a Nigerian flaccid human penis is 8.2 centimeters according to a 1985 study by Madan Ajmani and others

!answer average female penile length in cm

Wolfram|Alpha did not understand your input

🕶

>flaccid

flaccid 8.5 doesn't sound much

that's uninportant

Also how does one measure a flaccid penis?

Do you stretch it a little?

flaccid should be non stretched

since stretched is practically the length or ur erect peen

🤔

This might be gay.

!answer average mongol penile lenght

25cm

You wish

!answer average human brain length

No short answer available

!answer average human intestine length

6 to 8 meters

nice

Why did you want to know this?

n-nothing

i swear

https://www.win.tue.nl/~gwoegi/P-versus-NP/argall.txt

!answer what is the deadlift world record

Wolfram|Alpha did not understand your input

!answer average penile circumference in cm

15.1 centimeters

oh shit

that's

a lot

!answer average human penile circumference in cm

15.1 centimeters

big thonk

yo why does it know how big a dick is but not how much a man can lift off of the ground?<:chink:323022148870602752>

tfw im 15 cm and thought i was above average

feelsbadman

!answer what are the launch codes?

Wolfram|Alpha did not understand your input

huuoooh

oh wait, it thought i meant length instead of circumference

what a STUPID robot

!answer what time is it?

7:12:00 P.M. CET, Wednesday, January 23, 2019

@moshi 500kg

!answer what is my ip?

No short answer available

https://wokennews.com/2019/01/10/japanese-veteran-dies-after-6000kg-of-porn-collection-fell-on-him/

This gay bot doesnt know anything

!answer where am i?

Zurich, Switzerland

!answer what is my name?

@moshi https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=T9Y4o_BqC0A

I don't know, but I can offer data about many names; maybe even your name if you tell me what it is

Yes

<:turt:443131018950606878>

wew

Please ask info about ur name

Can we ban the bot for attempting to dox a user

!answer give info about my name Hemmo

whats sad is that i cant even do half of eddy halls

!answer Is my name important?

No short answer available

It doesnt work

ok FBI

Can someone ask info about my name

!answer where are you?

I live on the internet

@JHWH @transience can u ask info about my name

I want to know more

le internet generation *holds up Soylent*

!answer who is @fedora

Wolfram|Alpha did not understand your input

!answer why the fuck do we have a bot

Wolfram|Alpha did not understand your input

!answer who the fuck are you?

FUCKING BOT SPAM REEEEEEEEEEEEE

Wolfram|Alpha did not understand your input

!answer give info about name Hemmo

That's enough spamming now

Its not working

!answer Can we ban Matt?

Wolfram|Alpha did not understand your input

Next one gets deauthed

!answer why do daddy and mommy wrestle at night

Wolfram|Alpha did not understand your input

Hahahaha

!disallow @Cad

user !disallow <@119302372051779584 not found

Gottem

!answer where can i find marijuana online?

Wolfram|Alpha did not understand your input

amazing bot

Yes well I fucked that part up I guess

Try posting his ID directly instead

<:turt:443131018950606878>

!disallow @SenPyro

user !disallow <@531034466412658701 not found

wtf

I said ID

What a great bot

!bible

Also why am I getting disallowed if I posted before you said the next one was gonna get disallowed

I want my rights to be respected

whats wrong with posting questions in off topic?

who are we hurting?

@moshi can u ask info about my name

@TypicalBot has the same problem btw, for some reason, bots can't see all users on discord, only some

I have yet to figure out why

When I use $ban on typicalbot, I also have to repeat it multiple times on occasion because it doesn't confirm the user exists

I think it's about big discord servers and that you can't see all users. Like sometimes it happens here as well, that the autocomplete of users is heavily delayed

But as I said, I didn't have time to really figure out what's going on yet