rebellious cunts

theyre even worse when riding scooters

Fucking scooterscots

@Billy Yum Yum Two-By-Two and when you obliterated their heads with your tire, you know damn well who's side the court will take

exactly

as if LA wasnt insane enough

everyday on the way home from work there is a guy standing on the side of the street, in full clown makeup and outfit

waving at cars as they go by

https://twitter.com/BBCPolitics/status/1179761005645176837

<:handlet:589221995686920208> tried using a firehose

Gf just posted our official baby announcement, she drew this herself

april fools baby

those ducks are lacking a bit of fat

also ducks tend to have more than one duckling

also it looks like the two ducks were trying to drown the duckling and it is now running for its life

lol

true

>Yfw matts kid is born 4/20

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hitler 2.0

or not

Lmao

depends on the day he's born on

It's expected on the 7th of April

so 7/4/20

God your wife is weird

closest you can get to 6.9/4/20

>not enjoying telling people about the baby

you disgust me john

Who hand draws a baby notification? A message stating gender, expected delivery and a link to a PayPal or Amazon wish list is all that's needed.

just had a thought

now I have a fitbit I can see how much wanking off increases my heartbeat

how can you be so wrong

Check it out guys

John doesn't like something

what's new?

he ***what***?!

not on that hes saying "I dont like it and how dare she not also ask for money"

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Poor John, so pragmatic.

!answer pragmatism

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Yeah I think that works

Speaking of kids my nephew was over last night, hes great

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Great at what

At killing chickens.

at giving high fives currently matt

and repeating the animal sounds i tell him

he points out hsi elephant block and goes "elephant, toot toot"

and he goes roar roar when he points out the lion

Does he know what the fox says

elephant, brap brap

he doenst have any fox toys

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Spbloot

Prooooot~

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I don't believe you

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I should take a day trip to philly

holy shit guys

?

i randomly turned on my broken ps2

and it works again

Phat or slim

phat

What was wrong

it would turn on, but wouldnt load games

Juts load games off the hdd the laser is dying

from disc *or* hard drive

>or hdd

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yeah man

i had no idea what to do, so i jsut stopped using it

but it randomly works again

Open it up and clean out the dust in it

the hdd and all that stuff is new

i only installed it a few months ago

it jsut one day stopped working

i took it all out and reseated everything, still nothing

I cant be assed to trouble shoot a ps2, just sell it on craigslist for $20 and buy a new phat off ebay

well i dont need to get a new one now

since it work again

>since it works again

>not selling a questionable ps2 to get one with zero issues

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maybe if i could get a new one for less than $50

they are selling for way more than i thought they would

if it dies *again* ill pick one up

https://www.ebay.com/itm/Black-Original-Sony-PlayStation-2-PS2-Fat-Console-Only-With-Cords-SCPH-30001/183981709959?hash=item2ad62a1a87:g:2BUAAOSwENZdkl1v

Litearlyl $30

and youre literally retarded

there

https://www.ebay.com/itm/PS2-Playstation-2-Fat-Console-ONLY-Tested-Working/274037508497?_trk

$40 wiht free ship

but still

you can just check craiglist

like i said, im jsut gonna keep using mine until it dies for real

in the meantime ill keep an eye out for a cheap one for a backup

And just for fun, here is a photo of it running on my 5" crt with fucked up colors

I found it at a yard sale for $10 and it is clearly dying

Geometry is awful and everything is green

Oh man, soul caliber on game cube was great.

I think

It was

I can't remeber actually, I just remember that my cousin cheated somehow and I'm still mad at him.

honestly i kinda want a ps2

but id have to hunt down a slim, ideally

slim sucks

get a fat, you can easily hack those

load games off a hard drive

i have the most nostalgia for the chunky ps2 though, owned one as a kid and it got stolen when i left it at my dads place

i only have one physical game for my ps2, smuggers run, because i couldn't find an iso of it

i have one physical ps2 game still

simpsons hit'n'run

hell yeah

the best game

the BEST game

I own a copy for Xbox and play it on my 360

Droid

if your getting a slim get a premodded slim

adding a chip is a bitch

phat is best cuz you can hdd load them

yeah

Actually best is a early modded slim ps3

lmao early ps3

i dont want ylod

No no not early ps3 , early slim ps3

good luck getting one for a good price

still has ps2 sw emu??

past the YLOD but still has semi ps2 hardware in it

and with cfw its accesable ye

cause theres a couple games i wanna play

@Billy Yum Yum Two-By-Two Slim is easy to hack too tho

but where do you load the games from

slim cant have an hdd

simpsons hit n run, gt4, gt3 a-spec, jak and daxter, gt-concept

slim can have hdd lol its just weird

you can do usb on slim

and just cardmod

usb is S L O W tho

also droid why jak and daxter on ps2 when theres a ps4 port which is comfy

the original is the best, tbh

or ps3 or vita ports if your weird

i have my fat modified to use SD cards instead of an HDD

though i might pirate the vita port

>best

Jak 2 and 3 were leagues better games than the Original Jak and Daxter

fight me

keeping in mind, the performance is awful

Jak 2 is the worst, jak 3 is the bst, and jak and daxter is in a league of tis own and an entirely diffrent genre then the rest

sd cards load nice and fast, no slow ass hdd

jak x is also pretty fucking sweet

ive just got massive nostalgia boner for my old ps2

sucks that ps2 emu is shit, especially on arm

>mfw vita flopped so hard were never getting a ps2 handheld by sony with a nice emulator like the psp was

I'm still surprised Xbox emulation is still such dogshit

so salty

@Pawp its sad, really

Og xbox?

the vita got some really fuckin cool ports

like

direct-from-ps3 shit

like the whole NFS MW 2012 game, with 2xMSAA that can be switched on with mods

there's also a really nice bounty up at the moment for a ppsspp build that uses the vita's built in psp soc in conjunction with the vita cpu to do native resolution psp emulation with high accuracy

i hope that vita emulation becomes a thing at some point becasue there is only one vita game i want to play and i dont want to buy a vita for one ame

which game

and it's already in the works

soul sacrifice

https://vita3k.org

@Droidbot dang, soul sacrifice isnt even *on* the compat list

you could try it if you have some spare time then update it

oh man, the only game listed as playable is

http://zeus.dl.playstation.net/cdn/UP9000/PCSA00092_00/oXGzyIDnNsPBrcybeSrUkndsQxYCHVIgakWMQCsQfRMDJtmruiadEJMSNcxhWQBqBirQnLfnpbgxHoMdRlqhZYrtXRGqnKNiCBnxJ.pkg

That'd be the Soul Sacrifice USA package

if you want to give it a shot

yeah ill give it a try, thanks

but since it's big 3D shit I doubt it'll get too far, not much is implemented on the GPU side

yeah the compat list doesn't exactly inspire confidence

but thanks for the heads up, i was unaware of this project

np

>not expecting the easily portable game to be the easiest to emulate

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the vita cpu isnt too complex but the gpu is some obscure imagination pos and the apis are a mess

gotta love when they use literal black magic to make Shit work

Love you og xbox

just buy a pstv for cheap

@Billy Yum Yum Two-By-Two

what

no

here, i made this

Why can't you be like vasili? @Pawp

>john wants me to be a furry

<a:MONKERSHAKE:466689565868949524>

I want you to be a cat

That's not a furry

That's just a cat

So you want me to get shot outside of your house

absolute disgust

Don't forget to brush your teeth

I don't shoot cats

>when any of this happens

Don't remind me

So many of the old forums with the intresting shop have like 120x300 jpgs Google managed to catch but photobucket killed everything else.

There's not even a good lesson in this beyond the internet is not really forever.

@Matthew

Dentis over .. Clean papers much wow

@Matthew

What do get when you cross a mentally ill loner

with a society that abadons him and treats him like trash?

I see you've watched Joker

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/531274440466759711/606225937704419348/image0.gif

Just came back from the Kinoplex

the what?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kinoplex

multiplex there instead is just fancy term for theatres what have more than 1 room for simultaneous shows

(TIL)

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/newsbeat-49933003

if he wasn't gay to begin with he wouldn't have bought an iphone

God help me

I actually enjoyed an Isekai manga

<:PepeSad:569936737271414814>

https://kissmanga.com/Manga/Kumo-Desu-ga--Nani-ka

https://twitter.com/Oddly_Pleasing/status/1179745464285106176

https://twitter.com/Joaquer/status/1180014571869720576?s=19

@Matthew only 3 hours left

I'm so scared

He's really gonna say it

@Jignx for Fattest and largest bass <https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Supa-bass-motherfucker/4000067019423.html>

Bassed

It's weird seeing people subbing to YouTube premium just to get rid of the ads

people do that?

I sub to Google play music, and YouTube Premium is included in that

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Oh no, I must have left that server

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