Wow, shaming people for thier lack of skill is so uncharacteristic of me

mmhmm.

It tastes fine. That's the best part about breakfast. Even if you fuck up, it still tastes good

It's 1 in the afternoon

Somewhere, I'm sure.

its only 10am here

Is John LARPing as a Hong-Kong citizen?

he licked so much lead paint of his chinkshit he mutated into a chinaman

See, if someone corrects a mistake and you keep going woth the joke it only makes you look foolish

You not knowing what time it is is a joke all its own.

I see breakfast and I think morning or at least not degenerates pretending it's not lunch

Lunch is 2-4 PM

Dinner is 6-8

fourthmeal is 10-2

I'd find where you said I arbitrarily form things to strict definitions but that would make me a hypocrite

I'd say a 3 hour window for each meal in 18 hours of wakefulness is not "strict"

sometimes i have dinner at 9pm

Lunch starts at 12 and moves to 3 who starts lunch at 2?

Me. Today.

No, you didn't eat breakfast

No, I just ate breakfast.

And it's midday

i have lunch at 10am, since i start work at 6, during the week

I began cooking at 11:30 and finished at 12.

Wow

So the pot roast I make is actually breakfast

This is very autistic of you, John.

how you making that thing john, throw it in the slow cooker?

I missed it.

Yes,

noice

I cooked it with the *Intent* of it being my breakfast, therefore it was.

what about breakfast for dinner

It's dinner.

Hence it being called Breakfast *for dinner*.

I havent had beef in a while. I kind of hope the trades war woth China keeps up so pork prices don't rise through the roof. Apprently swine fever wiped out at least half thier pigs.

The sausage I buy is frozen in a tube for $2.50\lb.

There's one there for $1.99\lb, but c'mon, I have standards.

Johnsonville is like $6.00 which is LOL

Even with a 30% tax and the increased cost of shipping and paying for US meat they are still buying it out of desperation

Having the screws put to china is unconditionally a good thing.

We'll see how much they are willing to take if they think they can leverage the election one way or the other.

Anyway, I cannot wait to pressure people into drinking hot beer.

Why, another funeral coming up?

what

hot beer?

why

Isn't Mead supposed to be hot?

fuck

Spiced hot beer was a thing and I intend to make it a thing again.

now I want mulled wine

guess I'll visit Toulouse this christmas

i could really go for a nice, room temperature glass of tap water

cold sip is all I have

onto my last can

It's still too warm for spiced drinks

i put half a glass of iced tea into the freezer last night

should be nice and hard by now

just like me

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<:sorryforwhat:592062550099755013>

imagine getting hard from a bunch of guys talking

i dont have to imagine it

<:crotch_grab:589212926066556929>

im living the dream

imagine needing literally no encouragement to start gayposting

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Domesticated foxes should hit the market this decade

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currently watching two old men fight

The good fighting where they are tiered of living and both wants the other dead or tonstop living or the sad fighting of elderly drunks

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pure autistic joy

Mentally retarded cannot consent to relationships

Is that how you cope?

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according to a UK court they can't at least

It does track tbh

I understand the reasoning.

I want to play lego LOTR now

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I want to play stronghold crusader.

I always felt bad beating the fat Arab.

He seemed nice.

"the fat arab" is what I call me peepee.

I enjoy beating him.

@Matthew

That's a big oof if true

replace cleaner with sip and snack supplier

vending engineer

Vending Clerk

@Semi Truck mc Clusterfuck I was watching that this afternoon on tv <:thinkturt:498925089224654859>

feel hot 1 g1 style mech planet warrior hot wars! soldiers!

@Julian I'm watching the trilogy atm

watched the hobbit trilogy on thursday

man i love bootlegs

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/406543780385390602/622836329301934110/dhl4vzkjvnm31.png

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My quicksilver knockoff sunglasses came in Friday

"quicksiker" and they were pink

Not the colour I ordered

its not the color you wanted, but its the color you deserved

you probably look nice in pink

Low hanging fruit but true

@basker pics

get a full pink work uniform

pink steel capped shoes

pink shirt

pink work trousers

pink sunglasses

I don't have them rn

these

?

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I ordered the red ones but got the pink

tbh I need to get some new sunglasses

my current ones are all beaten up by road grit

are they really polarised? @basker

Stop falling face-first on the road

I only did that once when extremely drunk

otherwise, it's from cycling in wet weather

spinning wheel flicks the water droplets filled with grit into my face

I don't have the little picture to tell

so I wear sunglasses to stop said grit from going in my eyes

luckily the one time I actually flew off my bike I only got a black eye

Why not wear goggles?

and a few deep gashes on my arms and legs

I have sunglasses

I don't have goggles

Buy goggles?

this

nah

Rec Specs

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get these @Semi Truck mc Clusterfuck

gay

buy a car instead of a bicycle

perfect for you

no u

Cycling is hella gay

thiiis

a lot faster than driving when you're in a busy city

These

cyclists are some of the most obnoxious people

The lenses flip up too

if the purge were real, Bicyclists would bne my #1 target

@Matthew hold me daddy

try and keep up you fat cunt

Easily, because I have a car

TIL semi can ride a bike faster than a bullet

kek

try getting your car into a tight alley

Semi doesn't know what a bullet is 🇬🇧

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you wouldn't be able to shoot me

I'd stay in a gun free zone

I used to trailbike until I realised I can pretty much walk faster than I could bike and I eat shit less often

damn right

I also have knives and a machete, and a cudgel

have i showed you guys the cudgel I made?

can't use them in the UK

oi! bin that knoife!

we dont want to see your cock, matty

(dm me tho)

whats it say?

Don't worry about that.

deluxxx fuck mk viii

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I made it when I was 15

thats actually your dildo isnt it

It was someone's

that would explain why the tip is much darker

Until it was his

It isn't my dildo

It's whomever breaks into my house's

did it really take you 8 tries to make a stick

imagine using actual weapons to defend your house

instead of improvised traps

No, mk 8 just sounds better

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unfortunately my landlord didn't allow me to build a punji pit under the front door carpet

>renting

Lol

what a shit landlord

yeah

doesnt he know that would only increase the property value

Imagine unironically paying 1.5x market value per month to live somewhere, and having nothing to show for it at the end of your lease

Very brainlet

Meanwhile, my home has already accrued $100000 in equity over the last 6 years

It might even be worth 1/3 of whatever shitshack @Billy Yum Yum Two-By-Two lives in

probably

left or right 🤔

left

the light is handy

Right

Aren't they all illuminated and one is just labels

right if they both have lights

they both do

then right, it looks nicer

Almost time to head to the shop to figure out what I'm getting for lunch

Something light since I had a big breakfast

blt

😮

That's actually a good idea. I already have Texas Toast for the bread, so I'd just need the LT

...and the bacon

So I have the bread.

haha

well thats a start

This new phone is quite nice for reading manga

Now I don't need to lug my tablet around, I can just flip the screen out whenever I want to read. The seam is a little annoying, but it's a worthwhile tradeoff

Tachyomi can't display one page on each screen, though, so I have to settle for having one big page with a seam in the middle.

Okay, time to go. BLT and maybe I'll get some tater tots to bake

what phone frien

sounds like a folder of sorts

@Julian https://www.backmarket.com/tested-and-certified-used-zte-axon-m-64-gb-black-unlocked/31604.html#?l=2

oh

lord

why

@Julian one of them (I think left) has a blue backlight that is even all around the watchface, but turns off as soon as you let go of the button

the right one has a green LED in one of the corners that lights up for like 2-3 seconds after pressing, but it's a very uneven light

Yeah illuminator has the better backlight

But I dont really care about the backlight, even the basic one is good enough for me

@Julian it's comfy

But the moment I drop it it'll explode

Why not get a tablet like a normal person

https://twitter.com/topyfox/status/1173217719124029440?s=09

@johnfrum because I already have a tablet. It's a pain in the ass to have to go get it from my locker at work.

just memorize every page of a manga and remember them when you want to read it

Another "just good enough to not get a fine from the city" lawn mow

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doggo seems to be enjoying it

He's pissing

thats how dogs enjoy things, ya goof

*"why you taking a picture of me peein"*

Here you go, silly boys

jesus

that chunky foot