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2019-09-11 16:31:38 UTC

can't wait till someone makes the twin towers into an anime girl and lewds them

2019-09-11 16:44:12 UTC

I've already seen a picture of the terrorists crashing into the Twin towers as anime girls and lewded

2019-09-11 17:30:28 UTC

fucking moving stuff in rain btw

2019-09-11 17:30:35 UTC

helped neighbor to move

2019-09-11 17:30:45 UTC

>leather sofa >in fucking rain > 4th story

2019-09-11 17:30:47 UTC

ffffffffffff

2019-09-11 17:59:29 UTC

I just cut the tip of my thumb off

2019-09-11 18:00:06 UTC

@Matthew Dr. Matty please save me

2019-09-11 18:00:39 UTC

Show me

2019-09-11 18:01:15 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/621404908113100807/0911191100.jpg

2019-09-11 18:01:29 UTC

Why did you do that

2019-09-11 18:01:37 UTC

Your thumb isn't Jewish

2019-09-11 18:02:08 UTC

I felt like I was trying to show you up by having such big hands

2019-09-11 18:02:26 UTC

So I tried to shave them down a bit

2019-09-11 18:02:37 UTC

Epic

2019-09-11 18:03:05 UTC

Is it an actual large amount of flesh you lopped off?

2019-09-11 18:03:18 UTC

Like "I need a doctor to reattach it"?

2019-09-11 18:03:53 UTC

It's enough where I literally don't feel it

2019-09-11 18:04:21 UTC

inb4 banned for gore

2019-09-11 18:04:44 UTC

<:poggies:593577289074081823> <:poggies:593577289074081823> <:poggies:593577289074081823>

2019-09-11 18:04:50 UTC

Rip fingerprint

2019-09-11 18:05:39 UTC

Tbh you probably just need an anti-styptic and wrap it up

2019-09-11 18:05:51 UTC

But yes, RIP thumbprint

2019-09-11 18:06:00 UTC

I'm standing here holding it above my head till it stops bleeding

2019-09-11 18:06:08 UTC

yep pretty much that clean bandages 3-4 times a day

2019-09-11 18:06:14 UTC

But it's being stubborn

2019-09-11 18:06:24 UTC

probly some <whatevertheycallit tissue between>

2019-09-11 18:06:28 UTC

Aren't fatties supposed to have circulation problems?

2019-09-11 18:06:40 UTC

It shouldn't have bled at all smh

2019-09-11 18:07:06 UTC

Well my heart rate is up, so it's squirting pretty good

2019-09-11 18:07:07 UTC

πŸ˜’

2019-09-11 18:08:13 UTC

just close it by searing and continue your day πŸ€”

2019-09-11 18:10:33 UTC

A Dr visit won't actually accomplish much, honestly

2019-09-11 18:11:01 UTC

Anti styptic and wrap it up

2019-09-11 18:11:09 UTC

Be more careful next time

2019-09-11 18:11:30 UTC

I didn't go to the doctor when I cut into my little finger with an angle grinder, I'm not gonna go for this

2019-09-11 18:11:54 UTC

and heres the point where you learn that you should be walking to local medical center already and stop listening internet

2019-09-11 18:12:17 UTC

i mean only person who suffers from your choices and stupidify is you~

2019-09-11 18:14:32 UTC

t. Also missing part of a fingerprint

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/621408253292838912/20190911_131136.jpg

2019-09-11 18:15:36 UTC

It won't stop bleeding, what a pain in the butt

2019-09-11 18:17:58 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/621409116019228676/IMG_20190910_174921.jpg

2019-09-11 18:18:09 UTC
2019-09-11 18:18:28 UTC

Go to a doctor, or you don't care?

2019-09-11 18:18:55 UTC

It's a waste of time. All they're gonna do is disinfect and bandage it

2019-09-11 18:19:07 UTC

That's all things he can do himself

2019-09-11 18:19:11 UTC

rip thumbprint

2019-09-11 18:19:28 UTC

Yeah literally nothing a doctor could do could prevent that

2019-09-11 18:19:41 UTC

Maybe you can super glue it back on! <:moon2BRAIN:579519319776428042>

2019-09-11 18:20:05 UTC

Totally <:brainlet:589104479887032330>

2019-09-11 18:20:17 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/621409700495491091/IMG_20190910_183057.jpg

2019-09-11 18:21:08 UTC

godtier fiskars

2019-09-11 18:21:29 UTC

also clear that solder up

2019-09-11 18:21:39 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/621410043283243019/IMG_20190910_183426.jpg

2019-09-11 18:21:46 UTC

Find the slice you cut off and tape it back on

2019-09-11 18:22:05 UTC

It's not solder, it's some black goop stuff, and it's dried solidly in place

2019-09-11 18:22:20 UTC

pimoroni fanshim

2019-09-11 18:22:21 UTC

niice

2019-09-11 18:22:27 UTC

@Iren Masot that actually could have worked if he slapped the skin flap back on immediately

2019-09-11 18:22:30 UTC

and their weird case ?

2019-09-11 18:22:40 UTC

Yeah, great stuff

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/621410294404481043/IMG_20190910_200322.jpg

2019-09-11 18:23:00 UTC

But now that he's wrapped high-lint towel around the wound, there's no way that isn't gonna scar up like a motherfucker

2019-09-11 18:23:55 UTC

I lost part of my right ring fingerprint when I burnt it on a candle when I was like 5

2019-09-11 18:24:18 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/621410709640708096/0911191120.jpg

2019-09-11 18:24:20 UTC

We good

2019-09-11 18:25:36 UTC

@Iren Masot what made you buy fan instead of LIRC or whatever it is case ?

2019-09-11 18:26:19 UTC

Is that the big passive heat sink?

2019-09-11 18:26:49 UTC

yes one fo these

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/621411343043395635/FLIRC-case-open_700.png

2019-09-11 18:27:08 UTC

apprently its FLIRC

2019-09-11 18:27:55 UTC

fanned ones get you to 40-50 where as flirc is around 60 if you dont OC iirc

2019-09-11 18:27:57 UTC

I doubted that would keep things cool enough; did you ever look up benchmarks with that thing? I just got the fan shim and didn't bother.

2019-09-11 18:28:05 UTC

Oh

2019-09-11 18:28:21 UTC

gimme sec i find it

2019-09-11 18:28:26 UTC

There was some other reason I didn't like the flirc

2019-09-11 18:28:31 UTC

πŸ€”

2019-09-11 18:28:42 UTC

Honestly can't remember why.

2019-09-11 18:29:30 UTC

Even with the fan running full blast during benchmarks, it won't go under 58Β°

2019-09-11 18:30:07 UTC

I haven't looked into overclocking yet, but I suspect I lost the silicon lottery hard.

2019-09-11 18:30:21 UTC

remembered the temps bit off

2019-09-11 18:30:33 UTC

whatever close enough in this case

2019-09-11 18:31:08 UTC

Where's that bench from?

2019-09-11 18:31:36 UTC

it was some dude on top of /r/raspberrypi

2019-09-11 18:31:38 UTC

(what the hell do they mean by "Noctua"?)

2019-09-11 18:31:43 UTC

i can find the blog post if you want

2019-09-11 18:31:51 UTC

Blog me up

2019-09-11 18:31:57 UTC
2019-09-11 18:35:23 UTC

there you go

2019-09-11 18:35:48 UTC

Oh, he means a literal tiny Noctua fan

2019-09-11 18:35:51 UTC

Thanks

2019-09-11 18:35:59 UTC

yeap on some custom 3D print case

2019-09-11 18:36:11 UTC

still outputting that 50-60DB whiiiiiir

2019-09-11 18:36:37 UTC

The pimoroni fan shim is damn quiet

2019-09-11 18:36:43 UTC

heres the chinese "armor" cases

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/621413835433312267/ss91vvijiii31.png

2019-09-11 18:37:14 UTC

Could have just gotten that or the FLIRC <:brainlet:589104479887032330>

2019-09-11 18:37:20 UTC

@Billy Yum Yum Two-By-Two how did it even happen?

2019-09-11 18:37:26 UTC

No regrets though, the fan is nice.

2019-09-11 18:37:30 UTC

(and yes armor case does hinder wifi connection a bit but not that badly)

2019-09-11 18:37:45 UTC

yeah i have heard only good things on fanshim

2019-09-11 18:37:48 UTC

This is for a wired PiHole in the first place.

2019-09-11 18:37:54 UTC

its good enough for many

2019-09-11 18:38:08 UTC

Inb4 dull knife

2019-09-11 18:38:25 UTC

I didn't want the CIA to be able to identify me by my fingerprints @Tribit

2019-09-11 18:38:36 UTC

lol come now

2019-09-11 18:38:45 UTC

<:shitimsorry:592062550091366540> My daddy taught me a way to not slice my skin, by using a fresh blade instead of a shitty one.

2019-09-11 18:38:45 UTC

what's the *real* reason

2019-09-11 18:38:49 UTC

Almost sliced a finger off cutting a bagel, that was nice.

2019-09-11 18:38:52 UTC

<:brainlet:589104479887032330> if its the real reason

2019-09-11 18:39:03 UTC

@Iren Masot you're not supposed to put your finger in the hole

2019-09-11 18:39:06 UTC

bet that turbo nerd was building gundams again

2019-09-11 18:39:11 UTC

those fingerprint scanners scan darn well and deep on the layers

2019-09-11 18:39:18 UTC

I know that now, Matt <:brainlet:589104479887032330>

2019-09-11 18:39:38 UTC

@Matthew it was an extremely sharp knife, it happened on the first cut after changing the razor blade

2019-09-11 18:39:53 UTC

Took a god hand nipper to his thumb

2019-09-11 18:40:02 UTC

It almost looks like a whittling injury

2019-09-11 18:40:06 UTC

@Iren Masot with pihole your cpu usage probly wont be even 2% due pihole

2019-09-11 18:40:10 UTC

Were you whittlin'?

2019-09-11 18:40:17 UTC

I was basically whittling

2019-09-11 18:40:17 UTC

its only DNS parsing after all :P

2019-09-11 18:40:26 UTC

It's also for jewtube @Tervy

2019-09-11 18:40:30 UTC

<:brainlet:589104479887032330> <:brainlet:589104479887032330> <:brainlet:589104479887032330>

2019-09-11 18:40:43 UTC

Cutting cured deck coating off of a roller frame

2019-09-11 18:40:44 UTC

if its for peertube then yeaah it might get tad bit more than just 2% :P

2019-09-11 18:41:05 UTC

Could be as high as five <:mirin_head:589212110542602240>

2019-09-11 18:41:15 UTC

Using a razor knife

2019-09-11 18:41:53 UTC

The blade slipped

2019-09-11 18:41:56 UTC

<:radthonk:318079469376110597> Now cut all of your finger prints off so the FBI can't identify your corpse

2019-09-11 18:42:44 UTC

After all the fingers on one hand I would be unable to cut off the rest

2019-09-11 18:42:59 UTC

Too slippery

2019-09-11 18:43:01 UTC

<:brainlet:589104479887032330>

2019-09-11 18:43:08 UTC

I fixed my post already

2019-09-11 18:43:11 UTC

bandsaw it is

2019-09-11 18:43:31 UTC

I have an angle grinder

2019-09-11 18:43:44 UTC

I could put on the sanding wheel

2019-09-11 18:44:09 UTC

apply face

2019-09-11 18:44:14 UTC

to prevent facial rego

2019-09-11 18:44:21 UTC

Good idea

2019-09-11 18:44:23 UTC

Hmm

2019-09-11 18:44:43 UTC

Do you think the sell those face print masks on Ali?

2019-09-11 18:46:33 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/621416310655549480/Screenshot_2019-09-11-11-45-432.png

2019-09-11 18:47:08 UTC

(thats tho actualy good

2019-09-11 18:47:19 UTC

for anyone expect current workers as mass layoffs)

2019-09-11 19:19:32 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/621424608871972892/received_2301306413516338.jpeg

2019-09-11 19:23:18 UTC

I don't get it

2019-09-11 19:24:24 UTC

the holes

2019-09-11 19:25:03 UTC

oohhh

2019-09-11 19:25:19 UTC

bulletholes 😏

2019-09-11 19:36:25 UTC

Oh yeah, those are holes

2019-09-11 19:37:05 UTC

I thought that it was something to do with freckles

2019-09-11 19:37:41 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/621429177215615032/received_516683948907121.jpeg

2019-09-11 20:01:46 UTC

<:garf:547116014865874965>

2019-09-11 22:59:41 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/621480011257610240/IMG_20190911_153148.jpg

2019-09-11 23:59:39 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/621495103479087114/silence_brand.jpg

2019-09-12 00:29:38 UTC
2019-09-12 00:30:22 UTC

@basker a spin-off comic?

2019-09-12 00:31:20 UTC

No just fanmade

2019-09-12 00:31:25 UTC

Ah

2019-09-12 00:31:41 UTC

The comic is fairly cute, so I read it

2019-09-12 00:31:51 UTC

the bully one?

2019-09-12 00:31:57 UTC

I-its not like I have a bully fetish or anything tho

2019-09-12 00:32:01 UTC

i do tho

2019-09-12 00:32:06 UTC

whats the comic called again

2019-09-12 00:32:24 UTC

"Don't bully me nagatoro"

2019-09-12 00:32:31 UTC

i keep forgetting to add it to tachiyomi

2019-09-12 00:32:32 UTC

thanks

2019-09-12 00:33:38 UTC

I just got caught up with "To You, The Immortal"

2019-09-12 00:33:41 UTC

It's really, really good

2019-09-12 00:36:32 UTC

illl add that while im at it

2019-09-12 00:36:54 UTC

The trick is actually reading it

2019-09-12 00:37:00 UTC

you thumbless cunt

2019-09-12 00:39:29 UTC

i got a lot of shit on my to read list, my dude

2019-09-12 00:39:37 UTC

ill get to it eventually

2019-09-12 00:40:23 UTC

Let me explain something to you

2019-09-12 00:40:34 UTC

If *I* tell you to read it, it jumps to the top of the queue

2019-09-12 00:44:48 UTC

it is at the top

2019-09-12 00:45:04 UTC

but also i havent read any mango in months

2019-09-12 00:45:13 UTC

so, you know

2019-09-12 00:45:16 UTC

ill get to it

2019-09-12 00:45:56 UTC

You'll get to the grave if you don't step up your game

2019-09-12 00:46:39 UTC

ill read some before i got to bed if youre gonna get so upset about it

2019-09-12 00:48:04 UTC

Literally murderous rn

2019-09-12 01:11:43 UTC

Wtf

2019-09-12 01:11:58 UTC

I am actually getting a little upset, scrolling through all these refurbished phones

2019-09-12 01:12:10 UTC

I've been getting my phone on contract and paying monthly for them for ages

2019-09-12 01:12:43 UTC

and now I find out I could get a guaranteed/warrantied phone for dirt cheap, and it's just last year's flagship

2019-09-12 01:13:10 UTC

I can get a refurbished model of my CURRENT phone for the price of what I still owe on that very same model

2019-09-12 01:13:15 UTC

smh, I've been a brainlet

2019-09-12 01:28:19 UTC

some people ttake a little longer to catch on than others

2019-09-12 01:28:45 UTC

the important thing is that you *did*

2019-09-12 02:33:58 UTC

Asian supermarkets are great lmao
Where else am I gonna find all my autism brands of instant coffee

2019-09-12 02:37:01 UTC

And the little stands selling chinkshit clothing have mispellings

2019-09-12 02:37:09 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/621534738360041485/IMG_20190911_190429.jpg

2019-09-12 02:46:11 UTC

5'8" clerk
6'0" customer

2019-09-12 02:52:27 UTC

<:poggies:593577289074081823>

2019-09-12 02:52:57 UTC

That little guy is probably feeling the strangest mixture of intimidation and arousal

2019-09-12 02:56:31 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/621539612728492032/unknown.png

2019-09-12 02:58:44 UTC

Is that the retarded comic you were shilling 2 weeks ago

2019-09-12 02:58:53 UTC

? no

2019-09-12 02:59:42 UTC

@Semi Truck mc Clusterfuck was the retard shilling some succubus manga.

2019-09-12 03:00:17 UTC

fuck im bit on the isekai trope so hard

2019-09-12 03:00:31 UTC

<:FeelsBadMan:589103983558393857>

2019-09-12 03:01:05 UTC

Only good isekei was .Hack SIGN

2019-09-12 03:01:10 UTC

Don't @ me

2019-09-12 03:01:12 UTC

omg

2019-09-12 03:01:18 UTC

i love .sign

2019-09-12 03:01:50 UTC

All other .hacks sucked

2019-09-12 03:01:54 UTC

yea

2019-09-12 03:02:02 UTC

Especially the one with the blatant incest fetish shit

2019-09-12 03:02:04 UTC

you ever watch wolfs rain

2019-09-12 03:02:26 UTC

I am heterosexual, sorry

2019-09-12 03:02:40 UTC

its not gay

2019-09-12 03:04:27 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/621541610026565653/Screenshot_2019-09-11-22-04-16.png

2019-09-12 03:04:38 UTC

Get Fucked

2019-09-12 03:07:02 UTC

@Π½Π΅ Ρ‚ΠΎΡ€ΠΎΠΏΠΈΡΡŒοΌˆ β—• β€Ώ β—• οΌ‰ play tf2 its unironically the best mp game ever made

2019-09-12 03:07:27 UTC

Team Fortress 2 is indeed the best MP game ever made @sb057

2019-09-12 03:07:29 UTC

and you can make people VERY mad

2019-09-12 03:07:32 UTC

@Matthew fuck you

2019-09-12 03:07:32 UTC

I'm glad you realize this

2019-09-12 03:10:44 UTC

what's wrong with you

2019-09-12 03:12:20 UTC

@sb057 if you don't run grappling hook in tf2 you're a traitor to the spirit of the game

2019-09-12 03:12:57 UTC

when/if they make tf3 they seriously need to make the grapple part of every pilot loadout

2019-09-12 03:13:11 UTC

and then have cloak/stim/whatever be what you actually choose

2019-09-12 03:13:38 UTC

If you're a cloaker+shotgun you need to run the uninstall wizard on ur life

2019-09-12 03:14:15 UTC

nah bruh

2019-09-12 03:15:16 UTC

<:gang:561687242641375243> are you saying you engage in this behavior

2019-09-12 03:16:14 UTC

alternator + charge rifle

2019-09-12 03:16:25 UTC

Grappler+semi auto rifle+rapid SMG+lightning orb

2019-09-12 03:16:28 UTC

Or GTFO

2019-09-12 03:16:53 UTC

R97 if I'm feeling frisky

2019-09-12 03:17:03 UTC

Yeah I run Monarch, want to fight about it?

2019-09-12 03:17:11 UTC

Ronin is for fags

2019-09-12 03:19:27 UTC

Smh gf leaked my cummies on my side of the bed smh

2019-09-12 03:19:38 UTC

ok but let me ask you this

2019-09-12 03:19:40 UTC

what is the worst map

2019-09-12 03:19:44 UTC

and why is it complex

2019-09-12 03:20:29 UTC

I would ask you what the best map is but we both already know the answer to that

2019-09-12 03:20:32 UTC

The best map is wargame

2019-09-12 03:20:38 UTC

lies

2019-09-12 03:20:43 UTC

you fool, its glitch

2019-09-12 03:20:52 UTC

What's the tron one

2019-09-12 03:21:08 UTC

well war games and glitch are both simulation maps

2019-09-12 03:21:39 UTC

war games is city while glitch is countryside with a bunch of walls

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