Lose some weight while you're at it, very appealing offer, no?

I have been losing weight, but not on purpose

don't get malnourished bro <:pepewot:589100642820161551>

Not what I mean

I've been eating less shit, and I've cut <:boomer:480046032546168863> out and MOST soda, so I've been dropping a bit of weight

But I'm not doing it TO lose weight

<:thonk:288060975775612929>

Don't die pawp

im not going to die john

why would *I* die

barring hitting a deer on my way to work and spinning out into a tree

Banjo still hasn't showed up on the E shop...

..eshop?

Yeah, Nintendo

I wanted to play as Banjo in smash

oh nice

I don't like Banjo's movesetw

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/578936299910856707/618995201033109504/The_Shitstorm.webm

https://www.lovebakesgoodcakes.com/circus-peanut-jello-salad/

Jesus

Unkind of want it out of morbid curiosity

It sounds disgusting

fucking hell

worst sleep ever and early wakeup

same but with life

meanwhile finns at aliexpress

there might be still hope in this world

>FI
hmmm

for the record. not me

my blue one is still in my "to buy list"

yup, womanspreading is a real thing

half the seats on this train are taken by women's purses

just ask to sit there even if there is space somewhere else

you know. . be dick for idiots

I did but they should just put their bags on their lap or on the floor the moment they see people looking for seats

Same way I offer my seat to the elderly or disabled

basic politeness to your fellow citizen

indeed

i tend to automaticly keep my bag or backbag on my lap on public transits (and sit on the window size instantly too...)

fuck people

(((spreading))) the brand everywhere I go

Darn it

I wasn't using enough sugar

Lots of /our brand/ esteps on the train

seems handy in comparison to shitty foldable bikes

esteps?

Those electric scooters

https://twitter.com/BruhMoments__/status/1169285877547376640

@Cole your daily wisdom is :
> England is closer to Africa than New Zealand is to Australia.

@Tervy the idea of it was to determine the best breeding pairs of kiwifruit vines to develop new cultivars that are resisent to PSA disease

That fucked up our kiwifruit industry proper

time to do same to bananas

aka, a fuckton of table manipulation and input sanitisation

ok I think this source code doesn't have my real name to it

you can view this one

#notthatinterested

:D

oh well

my brain is way too tired

to learn anything

and it's in R

cursed shitty short sleep

these variable declearations are wacko as fuck

instead of = you use a fucking <- arrow

@Tervy didn't know this, ty

(also newsealand is iirc larger than egland

yeah i just learned that shit today too

i guess i have always known it as i have played with map projections

but never actualy "knew knew" it until now

the size of japan but 25x less the population

https://blogs.blackberry.com/en/2019/08/our-commitment-to-bb10-and-some-changes-to-blackberry-legacy-services

this is really fucking impressive

theyre continuing to support bb10 into 2020

Not sure if it's really that impressive, Apple basically does the same

well thats one way to call their intentional slowing down of the older systems

yeah but they last sold a bbos10 device in 2015

5 years of support is... more than apple tier

I guess that's what the business meme buys you

Oh my god

Figured out, ON ACCIDENT, that the PC port of FF9 has cheats built in to it

If you pause the game and press the shoulder buttons, you can give yourself invulnerability, Fast Forward, Max damage, or turn off enemy encounters entirely

I don't need 3/4 of those, but that Fast Forward is a fucking godsend for leveling

And it's implemented well, in that it doesn't speed up the music, so it isn't ear-rape

Oh nice

You mean the remaster right?

Whatever they're selling on steam for years now

yeah same shit is baked to all remake FFs afaik

It's very handy

https://twitter.com/nichegamer/status/1169606305709010946

what the fuck

lmao footfags

i didn't realize this back in the day

<:barf:356908385020542977>

Fell in love with my tutor but today was her last day

Get her number?

forget her

get her

What are you, gay?

@makhar#2929 it's just like my Japanese anime!

yikes matt

@Cole

@Matthew

@Cole

does a spontaneous erection count as moving

It was imperceptible to anything lesser than an electron microscope, so I think you're good

@Matthew

@Tribit only spics and boomers care about KoF/Fatal Fury

Prove me wrong

||you can't||

Don't disrespect Terry in this house

Or what, gay mod? <:smug:589103776699252887>

mod a🅱use

Exactly right

So which is it? Are you a spic or a boomer?

spoomer?

<:30yo:589183955752845332>

https://twitter.com/co__txt/status/1162303713920335872

Found @Matthew

<:garf:547116014865874965>

https://twitter.com/CityMinneapolis/status/1169717976817442816?s=19

👀

I love cheese pizza

https://twitter.com/RandallOtisTV/status/1169731252469063683?s=19

its messed up man, i was talking to my brother in law and it came up that i wash my ass in the shower, and he looked at me like i said i like to stomp on baby kittens

I soap my asshole so thoroughly

https://youtu.be/zyud11pz40s

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/619214990896922639/IMG_20190904_221019.png

@basker

matt want to see somthing super cringe

im in a server with an actual degenerate

What?

Shut up retard

@Billy Yum Yum Two-By-Two same

ive been using bidets all my life

I dont understand why people have toilets without bidets?

There are legitimately people here in the US that will tell you that using a bidet is "gay"

I dunno

having shit in your ass

is that not gay?

Only if it's compacted by a pp

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EK_LN3XEcnw

@basker I unironically like that song

its s agood song

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/578911353335578647/619384511230378005/Nyasha_3.webm

@Matthew

Nobody fucking cares about your SNK garbage

You have to be a boomer

It doesn't have mass appeal unlike a modern title

@Tribit sans in smesh was a nice surprise

@Droidbot salty

Amazon sells cereal marshmallows. It's pretty great.

all i see is diabetes in that box

hey check out this cool livefeed from an oil rig off the coast of north carolina https://youtu.be/vGimsBVpuN8

my ears

@timsandtoms bad move my lad

@Pawp Probably, but only because they're in very large containers and will likely go stale.

@Droidbot https://twitter.com/DynamoSuper/status/1169660717928202243?s=19

At least they said they'd be adding more characters, too

So Terry getting in doesn't necessarily mean someone else CAN'T get in

But it DOES mean the 4th character that I prepaid for by buying the fighter pass is someone I literally don't care about, which is 2/4 now

Didn't care about Joker either

yeah but joker is at least from persona

as long as there's sans

most people into smash would have heard of persona

in some fashion

I have never played a persona game

The only exposure I have to the series is seeing a review on G4 (RIP) about the one where they summon them by <:kms:327934280619655179>

but bitch i didnt even know about fatal fury until he was leaked

like literally who

<:zoomer:589103833095995402>

wow you sent me an entire room of people cheering about it

this proves literally nothing

I knew OF fatal Fury, I've played it before, but it's been irrelevant for so long that you might as well have added Aero the Acrobat or Alex Kidd

literally the first time i heard of snk was the pure spam they used to unleash on the wii store

I'm still buttpained that it wasn't Metal Slug

Waifu Fio, ignored again...

I'm literally zoom zoom t. Droidbot

That's pretty zoomer, yeah

Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation.

@Matthew other than fio, who are some characters you would want in smash

This question is also for everyone else here

Klonoa, more Pokemon,Waluigi

How about Shantae? That'd be cool

Mostly, I just don't want "Muscular Punchy man who can also throw fire"

Zero, Tron Bonne, Shovel Knight, Knuckles, Maybe another Final Fantasy Character like Zidane, Squall, or Tidus

Or maybe Isaac from Golden Sun?

I always thought it would be cool to have these guys

The racers from stunt race fx

You could like, switch between them like you can with Pokémon trainer, and the semi truck could come in as a final smash

I think a Smash spinoff game that was just Pokemon would be cool

Jak would be a good character to add

pokemon colosseum with new mechanics

cant wait for pokemonfortnite.mp4

Imagine a smash-like game with pokemon, where instead of final smash balls, you collected enough tokens or whatever to evolve to get to full strength

That'd be sweet

Pokémon spinoff fighting game, you mean pokken?

@Billy Yum Yum Two-By-Two I mean one that doesn't suck

Is it bad? I never played it

Doesn't it like

Not use buttons or something

It's "meh": the game

I remember there being something funky with the controls

>get hire at a new it job

>day 2 a power outage kills the servers and I don't know how to get it up and the other it staff doesn't know either

Rip

lmao

Okay I fixed it

Phew

Nice

What was wrong?

he rebooted it one more time

so the clean boot fixed the auto-init scripts

<:radthonk:318079469376110597>

I wish a clean boot would fix my life

https://twitter.com/LivvyFanon/status/1170044855399194624?s=19

I found a broken YouTube link on Motorola's North American website, and just spent the last twenty minutes trying to find appropriate contact information to let them know

I don't think it's going to happen <:thonk:288060975775612929>

You can either contact tech support for cell phones or their press team, and I don't think either would give two shits

@Iren Masot you can even break websites? God damn, this is Elder-god tier incompetence

It was actually a deepfake by the sharia state

For real though, go look at the MotoZ3

zee three

whatever.

zed three

Jerking your chicken?

The slang is "choking the chicken"

I thought it was "cock and ball torture"

@Semi Truck mc Clusterfuck CBT?

Isn't that a type of sandwich

Yeah

It's Cock and Ball Torture

Damn

The gays have made it harder to make a sandwich with their thingy

You used go be able to make an LGBT, lettuce, guacamole, bacon, tomato

Now try making a sandwich with this

https://twitter.com/Virescence/status/1170160586308628485

It does HTML5 streams well

@PoliteSuka nice gameboy color bitch