Yea, but you don't like anything that's good, so it stands to reason you'd like things that suck @johnfrum

They tend to be very good at whatever they do and have an autistic deadpan humour that keeps rolling unlike the english who stop and expect you to laugh.

i've met three dutch people, one is a soyboy, one is pretty normal but lanklet, and one is a 195 cm tall girl

'nuff said

so average height then?

yup

tall women are 😩

she's also suicidal, which feels kinda dutch

Too bad my gf is like 5'4"

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can't imagine how bad that must be matthew, when your gf is taller than you

don't know how you cope

i'd rather have short and thicc over tall and thin for women

opposite for men

short dont even look like women

most of the time

Nevermind. She's 5'1"

Huuuuuuh

I'm 6' even

if its less than 5'5 its a no go from me

with short i don't mean underage or midget short

i just mean, well

150-160

thats 1.5 times midget short

imagine ur son becoming midget cause u married 150 girl...

Huuuh

its ok i think i saw on the news that height is fixable thru surgery now

manlets applause

Hopefully my super-potent cum will overpower my gf's shortness genes

just leave it outside a foster home in a little basket if it's a boy

huohhh

i hope so too for ur son;s good

or just buy nord female cum

i dont member the word for that

Uh

Females don't have cum

i mean the cells

whatever it is

@porco learned that the hard way

Eggs, you idiot

did he get pissed

yes eggs

my brain is full of atmospheres cause exam tomorrow...

He got pissed ON and swallowed trap cum

my mom is nordic and she's 164 ish, better watch out

Luckily he escaped before the scat-play started

He's Italian, not German. @sdeck would've loved to have a trap drop a steamer on his chest

Greeks confirmed to be lizard people

Lizardmen always pay their debts

lizardmen are kind

The Greek, not so much.

@sum The Rising of the Shield Hero is pretty decent, after the first episode. It starts to play into the Isekei Harem trope thing, then whips in the other direction real quick

The main character gets #MeToo'd

Pigarchu

I want Sailor Lasagna to become an actual thing now

!answer should I kms

Wolfram|Alpha did not understand your input

!answer should I kill myself

1-800-273-TALK 8255

Guess that's a no

I'm safe for another day

Inb4 Wolfram Alpha sends the IP that request came from to the police

Police arent in the business of stopping your god given right if suicide

I can attest to the contrary, John.

If you tell the cops that you or someone you know is about to kill themselves, they will bust down the door and take you into custody.

I mean, not to be a downer. But yeah

it's basically swatting

suicide is technically illegal in most nations

in the UK it's not

but you're not going to get prosecuted for trying to kys

Damn police state and damn social nets for stopping suicide.

I mean, you won't do jail time, but hospitals will hold you against your will until a judge mandates that you have to undergo treatment.

So no, it's not necessarily illegal, but they WILL imprison you and force you to live.

>you tell them someone you know will kill themselves
>they will bust down the door and take you into custody

What about the guy killing himself?

The sentence was worded strange. I think you know that.

Yeah, generally you dont want to have a guy who is nuts, thinks he has nothing to lose and has a weapon into general population until you figure out if that might possibly be turned outwards

Also suicide is legal in the US, matt

Since like the 90s

It is legal, but there are ramifications to attempting it.

they'll force you into treatment

Fair enough

John, go to a doctor, say "I'm going to kill myself", then try to leave.

Sad cunts need to git gud or stop bothering people.

You won't make it to your car.

therapists and doctors are required to violate confidentiality right

if you say you're suicidal

in a few states now they can take away your guns if someone says you're a tad crazed

Voluntary euthanasia should be legal and should be a service hospitals can choose to offer.

McSuicde

I dont agree

Doctors will push people towards euthanasia

I doubt that.

I think it should be allowed only if the patent gives express, notarized consent and is allowed a waiting period

Maybe having the possibility on the table would make people who otherwise wouldn't think of it do it, but I don't think doctors would encourage it.

https://nationalpost.com/news/canada/denied-assisted-life-by-hospital-ontario-man-is-offered-death-instead-lawsuit

I dont know what came of the threat of a lawsuit

Okay but we're talking about policy in REAL countries like America

lul

If I were seriously considering kms, I don't quite know how I'd do it. Guns are too messy and I don't want to skew statistics.

lol

i'd probably do it with helium

Maybe I'd go on a luxury cruise and jump overboard on the return trip.

Drowning?

you seriously wanna fucking drown?

So as not to leave a mess for someone else.

theres a reason why people kill themselves with guns

its really easy

theres literally no time to contemplate once you do it

What do I care? I'd want to die regardless. What's 5 minutes of pain when I've already decided that life as a whole is painful?

5 minutes of drowning will make u rethink things

Nah, suicidal people tend to be pussies about pain

almost immediately your bodies adrenal gland will take over and you'll be fighting for your life

Not a whole lot I could do one way or the other out in the open ocean.

dude just use a gun

People are found suprisgly often in the open ocean.

Again, why leave a mess for someone else?

because you're dead

Its called the tides you fucking atheist

I'm fat, I'll sink real quick.

Fat floats

gotcha, you wouldnt admit that you were fat

🤔

will u be my fat gf before u go?

We're already discussing possible suicide methods, you don't have to up the edgeometer by being a fag.

I thought you were a girl

sorry I dont like fat guys

How is being a homo edgy?

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homo 🤢

Walking the razor's edge by exposing yourself to disease...yes, homosexual behavior is the ultimate thrill

Fucking shit that disgusting smelly assed pole will pay for this.

What have you done, John

The song is still stick in my head.

Which

https://youtu.be/BgQ8sa0HPtQ

Kys John

Just use a gun lmao

2-5 shots from your glock outta do it.

Its shameful, I suspect govt backed programming

we're posting gay music now?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRs93JeZJTU&feature=share

This is considered kosher on this server now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdrTIipvjKA

@jared that is aggressively medocore to the point of being offensive

not gay enough?

Hmmm. Knowing the gay mods here I'D be the one who gets banned for brapposting.

https://youtu.be/5DCGQ57ykME

it's from some kiddy mahou shoujo

Real shamful weeb hours https://youtu.be/zGgBk3icgi4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DneosWsZEDk

what do you think about this symphonic band arrangement

I swear japan is going to one day grow out of early 2000s rock rap

But it hasent happened yet

https://youtu.be/5WM3tg4MuvM

Step up your shame game

world is mine is a good song

it's not 'gay'

u have to post something esoteric and bad sounding

Okay

"Ur life"

GOTTEM

kys

i fucking found it johnfrum

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55AalrbALAk

World is Mine probably offends John's good Christian sensibilities.

denpa is the genre is that we were looking for all along

I literally cannot follow it because of the agressive weebshit that doesnt make any sense and the annoying droning generic vocaloid track

watch the older animation

that one that matt posted sucks

idk what you mean by aggressive weebshit

Of course he posted the inferior version because that one has brighter colors and more waifus.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WfRuubO7WT0

decent cover esp if didn't like the screechy vocaloid

Fuck I've got 8 degrees in living room

it was 'feels like -10' today from the wind chill

Europoor literally too impoverished turn on heat

Sad!

It's the original version you dip

really

John you have to put ** there so it italicizes

i dont believe you

*Sad!*

I don't have Central heating here @johnfrum

I bet it's warmer outside

Poor euros!

*Sad!*

Time to sit down in kotatsu @Matthew

Y-you don't have a kotatsu.

Indon have central hwating either but my house isnt hovering above freezing.

Says John with his obviously shivering fingers.

>centigrade

i meant -10 F

It's southern house build with intent of lowering the heat in summer, I guess

Still don't understand why not have central heating like yurop though, a sea bottom pipe for gas from ruskies couldn't be that expensive

millwood where do you live

I'm in Japan now

Just call up dutch royal shell and retake the oil

are you a weeb?

Yes

Oh, i forgot yoire in Japan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHneGHUbDiE

Do they sell 240 volt kotatsu heaters there?

enjoy housefire

Doesn't look too be on fire

I want to go to Japan when I turn 18

I used a kotatsu a

Wait

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alone cuz i hide my pwr level

Mods

fuck off

No one actually cares but its a silly thing to announce.

i didnt go around saying IM UNDERAGE BAN ME BAN ME

You kinda did

😦

@Millwood tell the japanese national grid to stop being retarded and use american 120v instead of thier weird 110v

anyway

I'd tell them to use 240v and Euro plugs instead @johnfrum

Euro plugs kinda suck though

John just wants cheap kotatsu parts

Euro plugs are way better than jap filmsy shit

I honestly wouldn't mind 240v kotatsu heaters elements

thats really odd

half of the country if 50hz and the other is 60

Its way cheaper to step up voltage on standard shit like 120-240 but for things like 120-110 it gets obscure and expensive

I should have bought two kotatsu heaters

its ok because they have anime

Fucking cunt sister took it and doesnt deserve the heat. Hope she didnt burn down her house tho.

@johnfrum

😬

Weird, mine said 110v

Hold on, I got the manual somewhere

says that japan is 100v

100 and 200

Nvm, it is 100v

That's the kotatsu heater

in olden times they just rubbed feet together

cant believe this place has devolved into a kotatsu heating technology trading post

They are comfy

Not going to watch this but

the reason is that she uses 'anime' as a crutch and refuses to learn classical technique and style

fuck these wannabe artists