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2019-09-02 17:56:41 UTC

Fee is usually $3ish then the tip is something like $5 depending

2019-09-02 17:56:41 UTC

ask him to fix your car while he's there

2019-09-02 17:56:53 UTC

Which would probably be double what I'm paying for the actual food

2019-09-02 17:58:59 UTC

Not tipping your driver for any reason other than poor service is a dickhead move

2019-09-02 17:59:29 UTC

Obvs I wish tipping weren't a thing at all, but it IS, so...

2019-09-02 18:04:05 UTC

I thought tipping underlines freedom

2019-09-02 18:04:20 UTC

๐Ÿฆ… ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ

2019-09-02 18:04:32 UTC

Weak bant

2019-09-02 18:04:42 UTC

you didn't say the word

2019-09-02 18:05:17 UTC

if you have a cute server, make sure you give her the tip

2019-09-02 18:05:26 UTC

You didn't bring up America first, I did

2019-09-02 18:05:34 UTC

Therefore it isn't O B S E S S I O N

2019-09-02 18:05:59 UTC

There are rules to this kind of thing

2019-09-02 18:06:04 UTC

youre O B S E S S E D, matt

2019-09-02 18:06:08 UTC

you need to chill out

2019-09-02 18:06:13 UTC

Gf is gonna be mad if I go to taco bell without her

2019-09-02 18:06:19 UTC

I'll have to destroy the evidence

2019-09-02 18:06:24 UTC

what you get

2019-09-02 18:06:50 UTC

push me
and then just touch me
till I can get my
OBSESSION

2019-09-02 18:06:58 UTC

I'm gonna get 2 of the triple double crunchwrap boxes @Billy Yum Yum Two-By-Two

2019-09-02 18:07:12 UTC

taco bell sounds good right now

2019-09-02 18:07:16 UTC

Sub out the hard tacos for soft

2019-09-02 18:07:18 UTC

but its never as good when i get there

2019-09-02 18:07:29 UTC

becasue they phased out all my favorite things

2019-09-02 18:07:32 UTC

And then maybe some stuff off the value menu

2019-09-02 18:07:37 UTC

I am so hungry

2019-09-02 18:07:53 UTC

like that chicken chalupa

2019-09-02 18:08:06 UTC

where the tortilla was made of chicken

2019-09-02 18:08:09 UTC

it was so tasty

2019-09-02 18:08:27 UTC

i only got it like once before they discontinued it

2019-09-02 18:09:06 UTC

If money were no object, I'd get a bunch of Chalupas

2019-09-02 18:09:17 UTC

chalupas are really the best thing

2019-09-02 18:09:25 UTC

But since money is very very much an object right now, It's value menu all the way

2019-09-02 18:09:49 UTC

my OG favorite at taco bell was the volcano burrito

2019-09-02 18:09:59 UTC

i would always get that, it was so dang good

2019-09-02 18:10:17 UTC

for real, when they discontinued it, i basically stopped going to taco bell

2019-09-02 18:10:35 UTC

Who picked up the slack

2019-09-02 18:10:35 UTC

i used to go on the regular for that volcano burrito

2019-09-02 18:10:43 UTC

uh

2019-09-02 18:10:55 UTC

its more spread out between places now

2019-09-02 18:11:03 UTC

since i no longer have a mega favorite item

2019-09-02 18:11:37 UTC

and i dont actually eat fast food *that* much

2019-09-02 18:11:49 UTC

like twice a month

2019-09-02 18:12:15 UTC

How do you have like 50 lbs on me then

2019-09-02 18:12:29 UTC

because I eat garbage food literally every day

2019-09-02 18:12:36 UTC

instead of a sweet tooth, i have a carb tooth

2019-09-02 18:12:45 UTC

Pasta boi'

2019-09-02 18:12:54 UTC

You ever eat ketchup chips?

2019-09-02 18:12:58 UTC

no

2019-09-02 18:13:03 UTC

that sounds odd

2019-09-02 18:13:19 UTC

Canadian delicacies

2019-09-02 18:13:21 UTC

Is that stupid fucking eurospeak for French fries?

2019-09-02 18:13:44 UTC

No potato chips

2019-09-02 18:14:03 UTC

ive eaten a potato chip with ketchup on it, like when i have a grilled cheese and ruffles, some of the chips will fall into the ketchup

2019-09-02 18:14:28 UTC

they taste ok, but ive never had a ketchup flavored chip

2019-09-02 18:15:07 UTC

for a while 7-11 had hot dog flavored chips

2019-09-02 18:15:17 UTC

i got those a few times, they werent half bad

2019-09-02 18:16:01 UTC

they mostly tasted like mustard, with only the slightest hot dog flavor

2019-09-02 18:16:28 UTC

like if you didnt see the packaging you wouldnt be able to tell it was there

2019-09-02 18:17:42 UTC

@Matthew correction, calling fries chips is purely britspeak and they're not gonna be euro for long

2019-09-02 18:17:48 UTC

<:smug:589103776699252887>

2019-09-02 18:18:22 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/618147726953152620/screen-shot-2011-08-30-at-5-34-43-am.png

2019-09-02 18:19:14 UTC

I had some pizza flavored chips this weekend

2019-09-02 18:19:36 UTC

I'd imagine it's the same

2019-09-02 18:19:52 UTC

ive had pizza flavored combos and pizza flavored pringles, both arent terrible

2019-09-02 18:20:05 UTC

but neither of them taste like hot dog chips

2019-09-02 18:38:10 UTC

The mission was a success

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/618152708792254553/20190902_133714_HDR.jpg

2019-09-02 18:50:31 UTC

I've...hit a snag in my plan

2019-09-02 18:50:37 UTC

I can't eat all this food.

2019-09-02 18:51:13 UTC

I will save half of it, give it to gf, and present it as a thoughtful gift to her

2019-09-02 18:51:34 UTC

Who else here D E V I L I S H ?

2019-09-02 18:51:57 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/618156177238261790/d_e_v_i_l_i_s_h.png

2019-09-02 18:53:56 UTC

๐Ÿ˜ˆ

2019-09-02 18:54:13 UTC

you thoughtful piece of shit

2019-09-02 18:57:17 UTC

I can transmute low-quality fast food into possibly a handjob

2019-09-02 19:06:53 UTC

dear matthew you dont need to hide the fact that you care for your waifu

2019-09-02 19:06:55 UTC

we all do

2019-09-02 19:07:12 UTC

I've never hidden that I care for her, dummy

2019-09-02 19:07:23 UTC

But I didn't buy this taco bell for her, I fully intended to eat it all

2019-09-02 19:08:20 UTC

so you subconsciously bought more than you eat to let her have some

2019-09-02 19:08:21 UTC

how cute

2019-09-02 19:08:58 UTC

ha ha he likes a girl, what a homo

2019-09-02 19:09:53 UTC

also @Tervy , i think youre right

2019-09-02 19:09:54 UTC

becasue

2019-09-02 19:09:56 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/618160702615715840/unknown.png

2019-09-02 19:09:59 UTC

he bought two drinks

2019-09-02 19:10:03 UTC

yep

2019-09-02 19:10:15 UTC

Each of the $5 boxes comes with a drink

2019-09-02 19:10:31 UTC

yeah and you bought two becasue you inteded to give her one

2019-09-02 19:10:38 UTC

from the start

2019-09-02 19:10:57 UTC

What kind of soda

2019-09-02 19:11:05 UTC

baja blast

2019-09-02 19:11:36 UTC

I don't understand

2019-09-02 19:11:52 UTC

Am I being bullied for NOT cramming myself with food until I was sick?

2019-09-02 19:11:58 UTC

*yes*

2019-09-02 19:12:05 UTC

no we are calling you cute and caring person

2019-09-02 19:12:18 UTC

well no, but you're being bullied for *lying* about it

2019-09-02 19:12:18 UTC

Well Quit it, I am an asshole and a misogynist

2019-09-02 19:12:44 UTC

<:pepelaugh:615974280706129941>
THIS NIGGA HAS FEELINGS

2019-09-02 19:12:46 UTC

HAHAHAHAHA

2019-09-02 19:26:21 UTC

What's the difference?

2019-09-02 19:47:03 UTC

found John

2019-09-02 19:50:15 UTC

John would never admit to liking Eva

2019-09-02 19:52:14 UTC

is that an eva song

2019-09-02 19:52:25 UTC

yeah

2019-09-02 19:52:51 UTC

wouldn't be able to tell you when it appeared except "somewhere near the end"

2019-09-02 19:53:05 UTC

yeah it feels like and end song

2019-09-02 19:53:12 UTC

i never watched eva

2019-09-02 19:53:17 UTC

it's fun

2019-09-02 19:53:28 UTC

end of the season

2019-09-02 19:54:08 UTC

i feel like i might be too old to get into it

2019-09-02 19:54:30 UTC

I watched it on netflix for the first time a month or so ago

2019-09-02 19:54:41 UTC

I know a couple boomers who enjoyed it

2019-09-02 19:54:50 UTC

how much angst do i need to follow along

2019-09-02 19:55:16 UTC

You idiots, it's not from the end of the show, it's from the end of the movie titled "End of Evangelion"

2019-09-02 19:55:32 UTC

and that movie is at the end

2019-09-02 19:55:37 UTC

youre arguing semantics

2019-09-02 19:55:46 UTC

end of eva is what the ending for the show was supposed to be

2019-09-02 19:56:00 UTC

they cut it last minute because of the sarin attacks

2019-09-02 19:56:25 UTC

which is why the last episodes don't make much sense in the original series

2019-09-02 19:56:31 UTC

sarin, the antagonist from mass effect 1

2019-09-02 19:56:39 UTC

he attacked citadel station

2019-09-02 19:56:45 UTC

so the show was cut short

2019-09-02 19:56:45 UTC

lol

2019-09-02 19:56:50 UTC

yeah

2019-09-02 19:57:08 UTC

because fat anime jesus organised an attack on the metro

2019-09-02 19:57:50 UTC

like, the big robots and stuff always looked cool, the designs of things are neat

2019-09-02 19:58:02 UTC

but its the everything else that always made me not want to watch it

2019-09-02 19:58:37 UTC

I'd recommend giving at least the first few episodes

2019-09-02 19:58:46 UTC

a watch*

2019-09-02 19:58:59 UTC

ill give it a shot

2019-09-02 20:00:14 UTC

sometime

2019-09-02 21:35:26 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/618197318524469268/image0-49.jpg

2019-09-02 21:56:38 UTC

huh

2019-09-02 22:06:03 UTC

@Pawp I'm goin to Arby's, whatchoo want

2019-09-02 22:06:29 UTC

get one of the orange creamsickle smoothies for me

2019-09-02 22:06:45 UTC

and one of those sandwhiches with lots of roast beef

2019-09-02 22:06:48 UTC

I lied I just don't know how to start conversations

2019-09-02 22:06:50 UTC

I hate arbys

2019-09-02 22:06:58 UTC

YEah arbys is trash

2019-09-02 22:07:04 UTC

iv been to the one next to the taco bell once

2019-09-02 22:07:56 UTC

Wow

2019-09-02 22:08:08 UTC

The tacobell I went to today is also next to an arbys

2019-09-02 22:08:37 UTC

woah

2019-09-02 22:10:40 UTC

@Matthew <:blobhyperthink:427568506905559040>

2019-09-02 22:11:02 UTC

you're a funny guy

2019-09-03 00:48:44 UTC

how much torque is in that

2019-09-03 00:51:05 UTC

Probably not much for the actual straw feeding parts

2019-09-03 01:20:41 UTC

whats up lads

2019-09-03 01:26:12 UTC

I'm reading manga

2019-09-03 01:32:51 UTC

oh nice

2019-09-03 01:33:01 UTC

im thinking of getting a hotspot so i can read manga atwork

2019-09-03 01:38:17 UTC

Tachiyomi is so comfy

2019-09-03 02:52:20 UTC

<:pipe:546597686455828480>

2019-09-03 02:58:56 UTC

You can also dl the manga in advance at home. I suggest getting Tachiyomi, it streamlines everything nicely to a single app.

2019-09-03 02:59:45 UTC

tachiyomi is really the be all end all of mobile mango reading

2019-09-03 03:07:13 UTC

Except that I can't use MangaDex, except that some random posters on /a/ claim that it Just Werksโ„ข and I have room-temperature IQ if I'm having issues with it.

2019-09-03 03:07:21 UTC

<:thonk:288060975775612929>

2019-09-03 03:07:26 UTC

excuse me, sir

2019-09-03 03:07:58 UTC

i use mangadex on tachiyomi just fine

2019-09-03 03:08:09 UTC

@Billy Yum Yum Two-By-Two Do you have problems with MangaDex as a source, too? I can manually troll through New Releases from them, but it cannot return any search results for me.

2019-09-03 03:08:10 UTC

and you tried not having a room temperature IQ?

2019-09-03 03:08:15 UTC

Bill

2019-09-03 03:08:25 UTC

I'm gonna have to ask you to stand down, sir

2019-09-03 03:08:43 UTC

its worth a try is all im saying

2019-09-03 03:08:45 UTC

Lay back on the Shitpostin' Juice, varmint

2019-09-03 03:08:46 UTC

Mangadex works fine

2019-09-03 03:08:50 UTC

You are just a retard

2019-09-03 03:09:01 UTC

Drank too much Dumb Bitch Juice

2019-09-03 03:09:26 UTC

Last time I tried a Catalog Search I got nothing from them, even though I could find the manga in question if I scrolled down in New Releases far enough

2019-09-03 03:10:50 UTC

Still nothing for any searches from MangaDex. I can still get stuff from them fine, if I go to "Browse" directly from them.

2019-09-03 03:11:33 UTC

They have JoJo's Bizarre Adventures, but when I open "Browse" and then try to search them, I get back zero results.

2019-09-03 03:13:01 UTC

Hmm

2019-09-03 03:13:04 UTC

You're right

2019-09-03 03:13:08 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/618282303969296414/Screenshot_2019-09-02-20-12-48.png

2019-09-03 03:13:24 UTC

So you're a pair of dumb nogs, is what I'm getting here

2019-09-03 03:13:28 UTC

Cool

2019-09-03 03:13:49 UTC

@Matthew Explain yourself this instant

2019-09-03 03:17:26 UTC

@Iren Masot Works Fine On My System โ„ข

2019-09-03 03:18:37 UTC

Can I get a screenshot

2019-09-03 03:18:59 UTC
2019-09-03 03:23:34 UTC

Fatthew provide proofs

2019-09-03 03:23:37 UTC

you can't

2019-09-03 03:35:52 UTC

@Iren Masot i fixed it

2019-09-03 03:36:10 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/618288102305300483/Screenshot_2019-09-02-20-36-00.png

2019-09-03 03:36:41 UTC

you have to make an account on mangadex, then activate it through your email

2019-09-03 03:37:04 UTC

then in tachiyomi go to browse on mangadex and open any manga

2019-09-03 03:37:21 UTC

Ahh shit, sign up just to make a single site work

2019-09-03 03:37:22 UTC

in the top right hit the three dots and choose webview

2019-09-03 03:37:27 UTC

then sign in

2019-09-03 03:37:31 UTC

then the search works

2019-09-03 03:37:36 UTC

Also you're based as fuck for actually fixing this shit, thanks.

2019-09-03 03:37:41 UTC

no problem

2019-09-03 03:37:53 UTC

I'll think about opening an account but really wanted to avoid it <:blobconfounded:427568418107949090>

2019-09-03 03:38:09 UTC

i didnt have an account either

2019-09-03 03:38:14 UTC

i made one jsut to see if it worked

2019-09-03 03:40:00 UTC

It's simple enough to sign in; I just really wanted to keep the number of bullshit login accounts to a bare minimum. I have a dozen or more orphaned accounts that I can't recall, kind of just guessing from the number of things I've signed up for over a year.

2019-09-03 03:42:26 UTC

you could jsut use a burner if you want, i suppose

2019-09-03 03:45:46 UTC

Tbh I just use Kissmanga

2019-09-03 03:46:10 UTC

Never even realized search doesn't work, just wanted to shit on @Iren Masot like usual

2019-09-03 03:46:32 UTC

<:wizorblaugh:334498925061079040>

2019-09-03 03:46:36 UTC

of course

2019-09-03 03:48:09 UTC

im a teemo main

2019-09-03 03:56:49 UTC

@basker did you expect someone to care? Most people here are in their mid 20s

2019-09-03 03:56:57 UTC

Nobody fucking plays league here

2019-09-03 03:57:11 UTC

is teemo a league character

2019-09-03 03:57:25 UTC

i jsut straight didnt know what he was talking about

2019-09-03 03:57:28 UTC

Yeah. I'm a Blitzcrank main.

2019-09-03 03:57:47 UTC

is that a character or are you talking about doing illicit drugs

2019-09-03 03:58:39 UTC

Guess why I gravitated towards this character

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/618293760161218620/Screenshot_2019-09-02-22-58-18.png

2019-09-03 03:59:38 UTC

don't @ me

2019-09-03 03:59:47 UTC

becasue you played a lot of chrono trigger as a child?

2019-09-03 04:00:21 UTC

Matt literal brainlet

2019-09-03 04:00:49 UTC

@basker say that to me in the jungle not in lane and see what happens

2019-09-03 04:01:01 UTC

@Matthew want to play league?

2019-09-03 04:01:12 UTC

get a room you guys

2019-09-03 04:01:28 UTC

We're talking Q, E, R, then W to pursue your ragged ass

2019-09-03 04:01:29 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/618294457380634644/1499227063873.jpg

2019-09-03 04:01:42 UTC

No, I haven't played league since 2012

2019-09-03 04:02:17 UTC

>league

2019-09-03 04:02:21 UTC

cumbrain retards

2019-09-03 04:02:25 UTC

>dota

2019-09-03 04:02:28 UTC

I was also a decent Nidea, Sivyr, and Kog'maw

2019-09-03 04:02:31 UTC

>games

2019-09-03 04:02:34 UTC

>computers

2019-09-03 04:02:37 UTC

>internet

2019-09-03 04:03:10 UTC

>electricity

2019-09-03 04:03:46 UTC

<:implying:589103384699863050> shelter

2019-09-03 04:04:02 UTC

***>living***

2019-09-03 04:04:21 UTC

i do drugs

2019-09-03 04:04:25 UTC

so i can work more

2019-09-03 04:04:29 UTC

so i can do more drugs

2019-09-03 04:04:46 UTC

is drugs slang for sucking dick?

2019-09-03 04:04:54 UTC

The song names coke specifically @basker

2019-09-03 04:05:05 UTC

ah fuck your right

2019-09-03 04:05:10 UTC

I do coke....so I can work longer...so I can do more coke...

2019-09-03 04:05:23 UTC

music is fun, isnt it

2019-09-03 04:05:38 UTC

No, never suggest that again

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