it happened before that came out

Well that's his own stupid fault then

should been a time traveler instead of a farmer

I've got over 350 (or was it 250?) apps that I've slowly gathered since late 2017. Just going through every one of them, one at a time. There's some good stuff in here. Some total trash, too.

phone apps?

Mostly just games from F-Droid that I wanted to experience the crustiness of.

How?

How do you get that many apps and not want to kill yourself every Time you open your phone

For the most part, I went through F-Droid and gathered any app that looked interesting, but never actually tried most of them out.

I just organized my shit, jesus.

https://twitter.com/premydaremy/status/1166600374125584385

Is this supposed to impress me?

No

kk

mario maker one sucked because it was all crappy music and auto-mario levels instead of stuff that was actually fun to play

is two going that same way?

Yes

RUN TO THE RIGHT WHILE CRAZY SHIT JUST BARELY MISSES YOU

<:brainlet:589104479887032330>

truly awful

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7JyjZI3LUM

Real art hours

Brainlets will try to convince you this is cringe

*You're watching the family learning channel, and now, Angry Ticks Fire Out of My Nipples*

i looked at the clock and it was 911

is that bad luck

Nah, just hang in for 4:20 😎

ill miss that by 20 minutes

https://tenor.com/vmQ1.gif

i remember that being popular but i was never super into it

i was also the only person at my school that wasnt totally in love with south park

https://tenor.com/uQkA.gif
Only finest, Highbrow humor for you, I'm sure.

nah i like dumb shit

i just wasnt into those specific things

and it seemed like they were universally loved

ftr, I don't like south park either

Bro South Park

You gotta be some kind of faggot to like that shit.

It's torture.

It's very topical

If you haven't been surfing reddit and reading all the hottest TMZ tabloid news, you won't really get the jokes

i get all my news from /csg threads

...there are still threads?

uh

*no*

none threads

The're here and there but dedicated trolls hang over new threads like harpies, spamming "Chinese Shopping General"-s and zero-effort "/csg/ lol" until no one wants to touch it any more

Why do people have to be such faggots

its one of life's eternal questions

The best part about 4chan is being able to totally abandon threads when someone out-classes you in an argument

But then someone use it to just shitpost and derail threads for no personal benefgit

the best part is the <:you:265281777168416768>s

The other day, I derailed a thread on /k/ by implying George Zimmerman was in the wrong for killing Trayvon.

It was *beautiful*.

wew lad

Juicy dopamine (you)s, sought desperately by election tourists who no longer have an election to shitpost over

Not everything is /pol/.

how is /k/ doing these days

i havent visited in a while

Everything is /pol/ if you bring up anything tangentially relatable to an election cycle issue :^)

@Billy Yum Yum Two-By-Two It's all Russian cope threads

i used to be a boner-fied kommando

rip

It's slowly being nibbled out of cozy status by trolls picking apart its foundations. Has been, and always will be, infested by the /pol/ tinfoil hat demographic.

>cali-cuck
>kommando

Choose ONE

It's on its way to being the new /tg/, which has collapsed into a pile of General threads with dry, dusty deserts of thinly-veiled troll threads in-between. Even character art threads are getting thin.

i own more guns than you, boyo

Matt, he could still shoot you with an AR-15 in state lines.

@Billy Yum Yum Two-By-Two Is that right, *boyo*

In any case, trolls are trying to pick apart /k/ now, like that one faggot storming about, screeching about how Gun Jesus is now a Satanic Communist who wants to grab all of our guns.

it is, boyo

is that guy still around, i remember him

Do you mean /k/ or Forgotten Weapons?

the guy calling ian a commie

Forgotten Weapons is based, he just isn't fun at all to listen to

Also some asshat who habitually spams any new cardboard crap that China rolls out to try and look relevant.

Oh, the guy calling Ian a commie looks like they finally ran out of good will with the /k/ community; I don't see his faggot threads any more.

Probably moved on to some other fresh and exciting trolling.

In any case, Ian is still being based and carrying on, and some bitch is still trying to seem upset.

i havent checked on his vids in a while

i should see whats new

Is Carnik-Kon still dead?

I'm too baby lurk to know who that is, sorry

oh fuck

i miss carnik-kon

his videos were tippy top

I've on-and-off lurked since 2014 but don't know all the ins and outs. I'm nogunz to begin with, dude. <:pepeturt:499291994649133067>

https://twitter.com/CarniKCon/status/581423286707462144

Wonder if J would like the name Dugan.

Or Ashley.

Dugan is shit, what the hell?

dugan is a good name

You're shit, cunt

Prepare to be bullied to death by-proxy, nevermind what your kid would go through

>he got bullied so much that bullying is all he considers when thinking about child names

whoops

you got me

https://tenor.com/vJQq.gif

devilish

If I were phoneposting, I'd actually have a devilish pepe

There we go

I get so comfy-feeling, thinking of having a son named Isaac

Calling him Izzy for short

<:wholesomethonk:373550351082848267>

named after your favorite character from digimon

*Never say that again*.

😈

I think gf reads these logs when I'm not home, and she can't know.

She also doesn't know I like the name Naomi because of Metal Gear Solid

Which is also why I floated the name Natasha

Nah, named after his favorite roguelike

The Binding of Matthew

named after is favorite video game character

dead space

I also like the name David, but her brother is named David, so that's a no go

it gets weird if your kid shares a name with someone you know, they feel a weird entitlement

name him david sr

I'll name him Mei Ling

i would go with sigint

Vulcan

Brrrrrt for short

BERT

my name is Vulcan, but you can call me Bert

this is perfect

makes sense to me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvIJvPj_pjE

is it legal to name a child a-10 warthog

dang you posted it before me

jsut go all in and name him GAU-8

Vulcan would be fucking cool, do it or no balls

yeah i vote for vulcan, with the nickname of bert

it just works

Bert is a little too Sesame Street, really

damn, name police here

Here's my fucking badge, bitch <:blobstop:427568773143330829>

@Matthew make sure you pick a name that wont remind iren of anything, or he will get upset

I suggested Isaac, and gf was like "...From Golden Sun?"

wait, you suggested it *just now*

?

Reminding me of your filthy male privilege 😡

No, this was like a year ago

oh

your wife and iren would get along, both are name police

damn, i almost said my name

you almost got me matt

but not this time

J gets weird about names. She shot a ton down because she knew someone with that name back in high school, and they were Mean/Stupid

Ahhh, yes, "Retard" 🍷 <:moon2BOO:596980171370659859>

<:wizorblaugh:334498925061079040>

It's Billy you fucking moron

OH SHIT

HOW DID YOU KNOW

I picked a new one :^)

ARE YOU SPYING ON ME

You live in california, you were spied on from the start

yeah but at least

they

uh

hmm

Isaac isn't a mean person name, unless they have some kind of mental problem.

iw as going to say they have the best intentions

but i know thats not true

tfw gf will never accept Bert

Have you tried Vulcan?

She is not a commando

Your son could be killing communists in twenty years :^)

I got work in 8 hours so I'll catch you guys later

Have a good night

Die

Rude!

<:cunt:598978653191405578>
<:garf:547116014865874965>

Etheric Synthesizer (Theremin-like synthesizer) - https://f-droid.org/app/net.sf.ethersynth

Best app for Android, hands-down

Fuck your Facebook

Huh? Billy left, dude. I sure as fuck ain't staying around to talk to *you*.

I dropped that for future generations to enjoy, don't be pretentious

b-baka

I mean, it's clear your wife has a list.

Her list included "Wren", John.

Has she taken up an intrest in tracking old bullies and learning marksmanship from the trunk of a car?

Like the Washington sniper?

Nice, were on the same page

Also wren? Like the bird?

John, I read about serial killers like...a lot

No animal names

Yes, like the bird

That'll encourage furry

She also floated Robin

Why not groundhog or forget me not or Posey?

This is my daughter, rhododendron

Please be patient with her

So your wife wants animals and you want vidya games

Can i name my son Wirt

>rasing a fucking poetry dork

No thats a visit from cps

Don't act like you didn't relate to Wirt, John.

I see through you.

I don't, I relate to the youthful exuberance of Greg.

<:shiggy:587729624323194896>

Don't be so gay, John

🔔 the ringing of the bell compels you

have you ever had hot beer?

It's almost time to rewatch that.

Meh give it another couple months

I don't drink beer, John

I would reccomend you get a kotatsu but you have a whole 'reason to be safer' thing now.

I've found a reason for meeeeee

to change who I used to beeeeeeee

I dont know what that song is but no.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fV4DiAyExN0

Man, that guy has a fucking 5head

Time for bed, cunt

The sip talk earlier made me feel like having some sip

>tfw they actually sell caffine free energy drinks

lmao

Some people sip for the flavor

Do not trust these people

I suppose it's like cola without the caffine.

It's not a really invasive process like decaffinating so the flavor is mostly the same

@Matthew Over the Garden Wall talk

Good little show

I own the OST on vinyl

https://youtu.be/55foQ5O2jXc

Fuck, I really need to get my record player set back up

I used to just have it sit on top of my receiver, but the receiver died and the new one is to short to hold the record player

JUST

pc reboots after 5ish seconds

no post either <:FeelsBadMan:589103983558393857>

have you tried installing arch @Kimichiboi

as if my day couldn't get any worse the Jehova witnesses are knocking at my door

@Kimichiboi their merch is on aliexpress lol

Pins

were some really cute girls tbh, shame

i used to have few friends doing that bullshit (these days they are sane tho...)

i randomly invited them inside once for tea/coffee with the rule of no religious bullshit unless i ask.. the dudes honored it 95% of the time (beats wandering outside in finnish winter) most of then they just told stories what they have seen as they tend to get quite different reaction depending on area where they are

good honest dudes really into soccer

You mean football

i think other one became gay and works on clothing industry currently .. and other one is translator

yes football (but i need to consider americans so they dont get confused)

Don't consider them, it's what they want

😄

_D

but yeah even tho annoying most of them are decent people too and skilled on some other stuff too

funny tho that the dude become translator only due his skillset as he wanted to be able to "share his religion" originaly

I knew a few, they were cool