I mean the old one

The 80s transformers movie?

*you got the touch*

*you got the* ***powaaaah!***

Don't forget, it was a horrible TV show first

And it was so popular that it got a movie

I used to collect transformers

I still have a few on my desk

And by a few I mean 5

Because they're one of those combiner sets that connect into a big ass robot

Just got home, here is a pic

looks good

i love transformers

Same

Bionicles are better though

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hgXZkxhZnt4

That's a beautiful thing

Opinels are comfy but overrated given modern options

Give me a good, similar priced alternative

The butter knife in your kitchen

There's not really, for 7ish in your fake money you have a very solid knife that really doesn't care how you sharpen it because it's so slim

It's jist that people will rave about it out performing knives 5 times it's cost, which is dubious at best

Opinel really cool and all but if you get it wet the wood expands and makes it really hard to open for a good while

big downside of you wanna keep it clean

It's a decent, cheap knife. That's all.

The edge requiring absolutly no technique or skill to get really sharp is a good bonus too.

I keep having these drunken fantasies about buying their No. 13 <:blobsweats:427568683003412505>

tfw can only carry no. 4 here

@Iren Masot do it and I will praise you as a god

I saw it in a store

it's ridiculous

and so fucking funny

Is there a discord server out there that automatically rename everyone to "anonymous" at joining

Everyone become Anon just like on 4chan

youd think random user behind random name would not be random enough

you want to make it absurdly hard to read too

0/10 sense on that one

then people would just use thier profile pictures as idents

like now

^

Currently on a server where a madmin renamed everyone to 'oyster' as a parting gift

Things get hella confusing real fast

okay oyster

Goyster

My freddy freaker shirt is coming today

easy solution make a key for yourself and part from channel

then join back and tadaa your nickname is gone

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/578929905975164939/616317907894272038/DXTKYGBX0AA_A9W.jpg

If anybody is monitoring my computer, they now have a record of me typing out the lyrics to Baby Got Back while troubleshooting my old keyboard.

Vocaroo a couple lines, homie

owl got chicken legs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQBl2wmsZ7I

yeah I play games on my smartwatch

https://www.varusteleka.com/en/product/soviet-enema-pot-with-mouth-pieces-surplus/53555

<:thvnk:332928260004642827>

Are you getting one?

one goes in your ear, one goes in your mouth, and one goes in your butt, dont get them mixed up

nothing beats a good enema

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https://lbda.net/DHQ.png i totaly agree with you there droidbot

screenlet

screenlet

>who keeps software fullscreen

>2019

Monky

Me and the gf

even Alfred the chimpanzee has Asian geeaff

what's your excuse, Anon?

Don't know what to talk about

My "game" with grills is as dead as this chat

chink deals aren't what they used to be

chinks killed the chink chat

Gay mods killed this chat by killing all the retards

Now there aren't any funny people to keep the chat moving

UWU

Okay, *most* of the retards.

Same thing happens when I try to talk to Asian geef

I'm still here because i have a special property that most retards don't have
*restraint*

You will never see me doing stuff like, posting links to beastiality, a thing that multiple people have been banned for, apparently

<:shrugg:418233961203105812>

It's a euro thing. They love themselves some animal fucking.

And they claim themselves superior

mods they're abusing the euros help

>check chat
>americans obsessing over euros again

_Matthew is typing..._

>mention euro beast obsession
>two immediately emerge and start character assassination

@Millwood this looks like oc

My my my

How suspicious

Yeah friend's using it

@Matthew <:deletdis:560200664794398741>

>come on chat
>american immediately obsesses over us being on chat

we have to go deeper

@Millwood >bestiality is mentioned
>thousands of miles away, Millwood's ears perk up
> "I need to check discord"

>american mentions bestiality in presence of Matthew because he reminds him of it
>matthew tries to frame it on euro

fucking landwhales also counts as bestiality matthew

Matthew counts as bestiality

he called u fat @Matthew

<:GWempDab:404075913605677105>

<:implying:589103384699863050> bestiality is mentioned
<:implying:589103384699863050> @Millwood's Soviet era monitoring hardware springs to life
<:implying:589103384699863050> he excitedly gets on discord
<:implying:589103384699863050> no bestiality here
<:implying:589103384699863050> Enraged and blueballed, he lashes out at his friends

>Soviet era monitoring hardware

Chernobyl is not running anymore...

makes sense why Millwood moved to Japan

Fukushima is up

Uvb-76 certainly is however

<:thonkang:327933449597878312>

The b stands for Beastiality

@Millwood when were you going to tell me you're a KGB operative

I cannot disclose any confidential information

@Matthew Ultra Violent Beastiality - (Kill count)

<:blobsweats:427568683003412505>

Hello guys

Yo

My friend announced he's trans and is starting hrt

Do I be supportive

absolutely @basker

Either be supportive or say nothing at all

>inb4 tranny mod

👌

why would you ask /csg/ about trans issues of all people lol @basker

I think @Matthew has it at the right end

You guys are pretty tame

Compared to a few other discords I'm in

Yeah, I'm not a retarded 4channer

neither, havent touched chans in ages

I have no idea how good you are with your friends, so I'll keep my answer on the safe side

IMO, and truly IMO, slowly ghosting is the true answer

He @ it in our discord

😂

based

Yeah but basically, if you can't be nice, be quiet

Pretty much

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/578936299910856707/616508338124881923/image0.png

/csg/ mods said trans rights

Oh, you're no fun.

I thought to myself
"*I've never actually met a trans person*'" then I remembered I dont leave the house or interact with people even when I do

There are loads of them here at the hospital

I guess a lot of vets turn into trannies?

that's the CIA injecting them with shit

it's part of a failed testing program that was supposed to multiply soldiers

just made them into trannies instead

https://www.humblebundle.com/store/dirt-rally
currently free on hb

Damn didn't expect it to be free since it's a pretty recent game and I've only heard good things about it

Already in <#287939846662651906> fam

based trannyposting in csg

Dirt rally is the best of all the dirt games by far

@basker your friend died the moment it came out as trans, next stop is full blown tankie antifa

sorry for your loss

@Kimichiboi really showing off you earned that unban huh

<:thonkang:327933449597878312>

With a bit of luck she/they might turn out alright, I wish you the best of luck comrade!

reminder that energy drinks contain high amounts of sugar and you are literally fucking your body over for those "sipps"

tfw been taking sips everyday since wow classic came out

get 3 hour sleep before wagie and then sip to last

fun fact, in Czech, "it" is the only gender neutral pronoun

get mad, LGBT

man is gender neutral pronoun in english tho

males were referred to as werfman or something

hence you will find man in practically all words

human

say that to a feminist in the face

fireman

manhole

etc

Mankind

@Cole not like you'll say anything to anyone's face

😩

fug

why you gotta make this personal, Bluetooth speaker

not again, I got the runs

Just do a 360 and neet walk away

apparently I am partly lactose intolerant, I can digest milk fine but huge quantities make me have diarrhea

How does one be non-binary AND a lesbian

@androidcrawler play awolnation run while you got the runs

@Kimichiboi who cares?

<:chinese_think:323022148870602752>

does csg have Soylent affiliate code??

is there anyone here who can digest large quantities of milk or milk products?

my only milk intake is with cereal and Coco <:soy:589104157248585749>

let me guess, that is filled with sugar too huh?

the cereal

@androidcrawler me

but

define large

I can gulp half a liter of milk and be fine

I like Kellogg's with small chocolate bits in them

@androidcrawler I can eat dairy for days. What are you, a lactose-let?

Very tasty tbh

>mfw half a liter is considered small in American cuisine

@Matthew I can drink about 1 liter a day

more than that gives me trouble

That one pic of someone inhaling a large piece of cheese still gets me

I'm sure someone has it

@Tribit whatthe fuck

I'm unable to gulp down pure milk, shit tastes awful

snorting cheese?

can I have it

@Kimichiboi whole milk, cold

yea, i drink whole milk, cold

fuck all that skim shit

skim milk=water with a distant taste of milk

if you're lucky

I always use whole milk but I really don't like it pure

hmmm

i like it with sweet stuff, cakes, doughnuts, etc

@androidcrawler have you tried soy milk?

guaranteed to make you shit even more

>refined sugar <:wholesomethonk:373550351082848267>

@Cole no, soy milk is pretty pricey

@Cole

holy shit lmao

snacc

@Tribit you lied, you said he was inhaling the cheese

🧀

@androidcrawler it's not far from it

>he

that's a skirt <:pepewot:589100642820161551>

pretty sure that thing identified as female 400 pounds ago

at that point genitals don't even matter, they are probably rotting under all those folds

omg it's boogie in a skirt!

@androidcrawler 700 blowjobs from little worms when you're trying to find the vagina

imagine the smell

<:crotch_grab:589212926066556929>

@Kimichiboi that's why she's eating cheese

so she can just blame the cheese

genius

So smart..

big body must have big brain

inb4 someone mentions the T-Rex brain to body ratio

I've always wondered how these people don't lose weight

you have to eat a fuckton to even retain that weight yet they keep gaining

just eat less lol

Food is like air to them

@Kimichiboi how do you lose weight when your breakfast consists of 8 big Macs, 12 buckets of fries and 4 liters of milkshake

and you don't move at all

drive in is everywhere