smol sip

i thought it looked like a rifle at first

You fucking people lmao

baby's first gun license

Wonder if gf would like the name Zero

Like in

Zero Two

zero the dog from nightmare before christmas

As in, Zero Ultra <:boomer:480046032546168863> <:boomer:480046032546168863> <:boomer:480046032546168863>

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She didn't like the name Zero

would you actually name your kid Zero

Wouldn't you?

no

its fucking autistic

I mean, so are you, so...

its not a username

Life is just a simulation bro

God I imagine all the bullying a kid named Zero would get

`Does Zero stand for the amount of good genes your parents passed down to you?`

``is zero the amount your parents love you ``

<:hms:311152554618912768> lmao

`zero is the amount of kids your parents wish they had`

Kek

Whatever happened to the dad and son?

Disappeared in prison?

Out on bail, awaiting trial

They'll walk

Name him Dante for the Dante from devil may cry series

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Name him sip

Zoro

https://media.tenor.com/images/c2bf0866c2b60cbd524d200db0e45f83/tenor.gif

I'd like to change my answer

Call the child garfield

Pepe

Is banggood not as good as aliexpress

And is aliexpress the best to go to

they have some thigns you wont find on ali but generally I find ali to be better

Youtube is this fucking bad these days, huh

it has always been

I NEED THE ADVICE OF A HARDCORE CHINESE PERSON

we no hardcore too heavy

I am getting into cooking, I recently bought a Wok, it was advertised as "Spun Steel", it's a small wok and cost me £6 / $8

Question; is a 'Spun Steel' wok the same as a 'Carbon Steel' Wok?

when I search 'carbon steel vs spun steel wok' all I find are results for 'carbon steel vs stainless steel'

the sticker on my wok simply says 'Spun Steel', it seems pretty good quality for the price, it's a dark grey almost black colour

spun wok is how its made (spinned metal instead of cast)

it tells nothing of its quality nor material really

okay, how do I know if it's Carbon Steel or Stainless Steel or some other kind of Steel?

without destructive methods at home ? taking a picture and letting other people guess

but generaly carbon steel is more dull/matte finish

where stainless is left more shiny (sadly these days they do make coating to shine for carbon steels too)

and ofc if its not magnetic then its made from some other steel what does have more chromium nickel core properties*

I have seen stainless steel pots before, it looks nothing like those

I will do a magnet test and take some pics in an hour or so..

i mean if it reads just spun wok hell it could be aluminium ... (tho im not sure if anyone spins aluminium specialy to woks... so i doubt)

no it said 'Spun Steel'

anyways god fucking damnit, I found a teeny tiny sticker under it, "non stick coating"

I wasted £6 on this fucking wok

what's the fucking point in a non-stick coated wok

@Millwood

Lmao

@Speshu https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vsthDhOodDs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VfxkrrndtMQ

ez

@Speshu you can use a scouring pad to scrub off the non stick coating

@Matthew https://twitter.com/FReanimated/status/1164682919295606784?s=19

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2019-08-23/google-doesn-t-want-employees-debating-politics-at-work-anymore

reminder to not* look at reviews when you're looking for syringes on amazon

Having access to clean syringes is a good thing, no matter how you slice it

true

I don't need them to be too clean though

for epoxy

I SWEAR ME FUCKING GOD that my doggo has some fucking blades and spikes hidden somewhere what she keeps cutting herself up .. her pawn has yet another mysterious wound this time on the fucking TOPSIDE ...

like how the fuck bitch

@Tervy https://youtu.be/HbvYeLxMKN8

@Matthew <:sorryforwhat:592062550099755013>

<:bearChonk:537095689830662144>

@Pawp what's good my man

Just an average friday, reading a new novel, wth a movie playing in the backround

@Kimichiboi didn't you get banned or something?

@Pawp nice bro. Did I tell you I'm gonna be a dad?

Oh You did, how did johnfrum take it

He died

Hasn't been seen for weeks

@Deleted User

Oh Shit

Kids not even born yet and hes already being a deadbeat uncle

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classic Matt already forgot about me <:FeelsBadMan:589103983558393857>

You are a literally who

very cool

why did the condom break?

<:implying:589103384699863050>

Unlike you, this babby wasn't an accident

She was using the patch until we decided we were ready

And then I knocked her up on the first fertile day, because I'm a fucking stud

Tried for less than a month before success

Average is a year

so you willingly put yourself in financial debt for the rest of your life, relationship goes down the drain etc

Still... gratz

It's okay to be a coward, @Kimichiboi, but I'm not

I didn't have a dad <:FeelsBadMan:589103983558393857>

have you both thought of a name yet?

you only putyourself in debt adn Fuck your relationship up if your not ready

anytime matt has talked about his SO it has been nothing but niceness

The responsibility, financial strain and actually finding a girl is enough for me to stay incel 4life

@Kimichiboi Isaac for boy, Naomi for girl

Got a tranny "acquaintance" named Naomi

very unique names tho

Isaac

Why not

Moses

didn't know Matt was one of """them"""

don't think matt is to worried about debt

what's a little more for the pile he already has?

at this point debt is part of American culture

glad you decided to stick to rather traditional names instead of choosing Khaleesi

Jamal

Deshawn

Laquaisha

Typical american names

Just be traditional

Name him joe-lee @Matthew

https://i.imgur.com/7r3OIv1.mp4

Has this been posted yet

What food for dinner

None for large marx if he gets his way

Is that really yours? Lol

No

Sadly

@Millwood Do you really think "Joe Lee" is a common name

No but it's a really american name

Most american name i can think of

John Johnson is an american name

🤠

Name him John after @Deleted User then

>naming your son after a pedophile

Wtf?

John is a pedo???

He doth protested too much

Blimey

He'd sperg out if he so much as saw a child in any form of media, calling it pedoshit

I see now that he was unable to control his urges

Let it be Jeremiah then

I think I'll go with Isaac

Okay

if it's a boy, which we don't even know yet

It better be

Won't find that out for 2-3 months

name him *Llewelyn*

...the City from TES Oblivion?

Is that a dark souls reference????? <:soy:589104157248585749>

is it in those games?

https://en.uesp.net/wiki/Oblivion:Leyawiin

i only know is as the guy from no country for old men

That works

If you want a tes name, nothing better than Caius

when i heard it in the movie i thought it was a cool name

I don't want my kid to have a "cool" name

Based

that's how you get kids named shit like Drogo

Le pop culture reference!!

Fuck all cool, quirky name soyboys

yeah but Llewelyn is also a actual name

Might as well call him stormwind at this point

No it fucking isn't

I have never seen anyone named that, in 28 years

Way too fantasyish

its welsh

Well, I'm not

smh

it was the name of one of the kings of wales iirc

I will name him Bluetooth

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harald_Bluetooth

@Millwood if you want a name from TES the only good choice is Crantius Colto

>Not Lifts-Her-Tail

crantius colto is the one that lifts her tail

*if you know what i mean*

Just name kid khajit

m'aiq the liar

name him discord

I told @Tribit that if he adds a music/voice channel, I'll give him the Honor of the Middle Name

Isaac Tribit *****

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/489806513393762304/614606694353338418/image0-101.jpg

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/582761383943340032/610671895586537473/1565524102773.png

fricken upload it

Just tried some Fujitsu thin laptops in store, they have quite nice deep travel for chicklet

Still chinkpad feels comfier, I think

@basker what is in the photo, its too small to read

oh is it a tool album?

>tool

Literally put it in the trash, and then put that trashcan inside another trashcan

And then set it on fire

cao ni ma

I've heard that you can only buy the CD if you buy the collectors edition, which is $80

(talking about the Tool image up there)

Those boomers really milking their boomer audience

Spare NBA Playgrounds Steam key, if any of you have bad enough taste to redeem it: L8DLT-87B9R-QMLKM

Yoinked

Thanks

I wont ever ever play it

https://youtu.be/CfbCLwNlGwU

Meh, fine by me, just didn't want it to go COMPLETELY wasted.

And I didn't want it cluttering up my list, haha

@Semi Truck mc Clusterfuck keep it up, you'll get there eventually

what was it this time faggot

@Matthew Josh Brolin was Llewellyn in No Country For Old Men

yeah?

why do people always want to give their kid names that'll get their asses kicked

Because they're retarded

Call your daughter Destiny Radiance Happiness

Llewellyn isn't too bad in Wales

He's not in whales

matthew is

No he has whales around but hes not in whales

my bad

he has a whale but isn't in Wales

is it worth it getting a 5ghz router

<:blobthinkingeyes:427568214579609601>

If you have fast internet

if you consider 80-90 megabit fast

generaly yes if you have wireless network devices what support it and are used in scenarios what need speed

for tablets and such they are irrelevant pretty much

but for laptops etc they actualy might have some benefits

I mostly use a laptop and my current phone which is mi 9t

Laptop will probably see difference unless its old like mine

On my phone I didn't notice any difference

and you wont be (hopefully) transfering such amounts of data that the benefit actualy shows

who ever does FTP/Torrents on their phone should be beaten to hell and so on and so forth

Only thing I noticed on my phone was shittier connection coverage

(obviously emerency FTP stuff is normalish)

I am more interested in streaming on my laptop and phone tbh

yeah 5.whatever ghz has quite bit worse penetration

higher freq = worse penetration?

Yes

yes*

*some exemptions apply

Cut out a coke can to strengthen coverage in one direction

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