Oh, It's another episode of "John applies arbitrary definitions to things".

I usually don't feel like fucking around making sandwiches for breakfast

It's no more work than it'd be to make yourself eggs, sausage, and a slice or two of toast. You just...stack them. Brainlets, I swear.

I don't feel like cutting tomato and shit

I just pop cereal into a bowl and add milk

These days I just eat toast with butter or jam or rice with miso

Slow down there, Martha Stewart

Nobody is cutting tomato and shit

It's egg, cheese, and sausage. Nothing else.

I do when I make sanwitches

It's a...breakfast sandwich...

Tomatoes are a necessary part of a sandwich you fucking retard

@Billy Yum Yum Two-By-Two explain a breakfast sandwich to these fucking people

I think I'm enjoying a nice grilled tomato with breakfast

Butter, ham, tomato sometme add lettuce or slice of cheese

Oh, It's another episode of "matt applies arbitrary definitions to things".

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Btfo

Nice comeback, john

You're not being very cute right now, John.

I try not to be

Usually, you fail.

A breakfast sandwich is a sandwich made out of breakfast things, like pancakes and sausage

Hash browns and eggs

Bacon

Tomato?

Tomato is for lunch

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Well, that settles it.

King Calorie has spoken.

Why would you put hash brown into a sandwich?

Have you ever had a grilled tomato?

I love grilled tomato.

It's just not something I'd eat for breakfast.

My favorite food is seafood Alfredo. I would never eat it for breakfast.

Here, John. Have a picture of your waifu and be calm.

I told you ishi is the better charecter in that series

I know what you told me.

But I also know the truth.

Nice projection

Poor John.

What nonsense are you coagulating in your head as to why I am a sad person for not 'waifu'ing her?

It was a general statement

Grilled tomato is a breakfast food btw, youre eating things wrong.

That's nice, honey

why would you grill a tomato

at 5 in the morning

To prove someone on the internet wrong.

<:thvnk:332928260004642827>

My whole life I have had tomatoes grilled for breakfast

why would you
That's a waste of time

Just eat it raw

Suck it matt

> diner food

Gross

Doctoring images, John? This is just shameful.

Speaking of diner food, have ypu ever been givem the option of crispy or soft pankakes there?

No. Crispy is how I make it when I make them myself tho

Thats nice, honey muffins, now scroll to the right instead of lying

Got good screencap app?

No, but I reserve my right to doubt

Try it for breakfast, matt. I find it helps cut a rich and heavy breakfast

@Deleted User

<:wholesomethonk:373550351082848267>

I'm glad you care enough to download a screen cap app

I wonder why google chooses to lie to you

You never asked me to scroll to the left

I went the extra mile, too. This faggot pajeet app baked an ad into the end of my capture, so then I had to use a different faggot pajeet app to trim that part out.

Think your phone has aids now

Hey, you downloaded the file.

Gg no re.

<:thvnk:332928260004642827>

Doesnt discord open the file in its own player?

<:thonk:288060975775612929>

@Jake explain yourself

That's a gassin

despite all my rage

rat is short for ratthew

@Semi Truck mc Clusterfuck bad Semi

@Matthew

<:blobsweats:427568683003412505> <:blobsweats:427568683003412505> <:blobsweats:427568683003412505>

@Tribit rude

@Semi Truck mc Clusterfuck no u

Gay

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/446785446379257889/599234997664219186/pbs_twimg_com_media_D_NwGutUYAA2.jpg

anyone else share in map autism?

Cubanosss

nice shoes anon

I personally like the table

the speakers box u mean

I think its a cut up tuborg mat

Spoiler alert, he lived without injury

bruh

The engine design, The way his arm was positioned, and his big helmet made him get wedged right before the choppy bits

But he probably never went near a jet again lmao

@Lefteris >when the reason your economy is shot is because the chinks have been stealing all your money

is this loss

@Matthew https://youtu.be/h6nSY_HuWaU

bruh they been selling 1 cent for 60 cent

but i guess its not just 1 coin

my diarrhoea is gone

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@Tribit OMG

Freddie Freaker and chinkshit manufacturing, my two favorite things

how bout food

or america

America isn't a thing

It's a way of life

preach

Also, fat people like me don't love food

We eat indiscriminately and without thought

That's why we're fat

@spaqin

Man, my asshole is itchy today

braphog mug buy

wait this is not google

@Tribit

😆

😐 ha. Ha.

@Matthew https://youtu.be/GL-Wpjqq9Lk

@Deleted User didn't they show that in Over The Garden Wall?

Is there a timestamp for the turkey actually pulling the wagon

Yes, thats what I thought of

What pissed me off is theres no vids of turkey pulling wagons

@Matthew <:brainlet:589104479887032330>

>said the mod

least I'm not a janitor

Being an advanced form of faggot doesn't make you not a faggot

CLEAN IT UP JANNY

Chinkshit in off topic

He does it for free

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYa9rSWa6aY

@Tribit hey man I know we joke around a lot, I just want to make sure you know that I mean everything I say and I don't respect you

@Matthew struck a nerve huh could be argued that mods are the same thing just without the refilling of coffee machines <:smug:589103776699252887>

Try again in English

Absolutely seething

@Matthew 😘

Don't make me give you the forbidden advice

How do I achieve pure sex look like this

Not have cursed genetics

More like have blessed genetics

Are all Dutchman uggos

Not all, I guess

Just you, then?

Plenty uggos just like anywhere, really

I'm not Dutch

@Matthew no need, still love u even though it's not mutual

I love you only in the most physical of ways

Very gay

When someone says 7 foot alligator I hate having to do the mental converson to like a 4 foot alligator

Why the fuck do people include the tail

You stupid bayou faggot, who cares

There's more important things to think about. Like how you can play as Peach in the new Nintendo mobile game

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Waifu fags arent human

Also, the tail counts, since it's the tastiest part

https://youtu.be/lzCpYB2M7T4

<:rolf:589102490696548371> <:rolf:589102490696548371> <:rolf:589102490696548371>

Manlet rage

They got a tall woman to interview him

<:madman:589105474226618384>

Him: "That man twice my size attacked me"
Also Him: "wanna step outside?!"

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/other/heres-another-sign-the-us-dollar-is-too-strong-burgers/ar-AAEeqrq

You can't make this stuff up

Man, I could go for a white castle slider

Nobody eats just one slider.

Why not?

one slider, onion rings amd a small drink

By "one" you mean "two", because they usually come sold in sets, right?

Its been a long while, maybe

@onoderaSecurity u r a handlet <:smug:589103776699252887>

he figured it out just now 🙄

HEY

no being gay with the mods

Want me to be gay with you?

no

just dont be gay

you're not my type

besides, delicate, affeminate hands are better for working on PCB's

(Petite Cocked Boys)

tfw have big hands and thin fingers but also have parkinsons shake

why even live

To spite handlets

parkinson shake is a pretty common gaymer antisocial shit

is it? i can't solder for shit since i shake like a retard

maybe its trainable tho idk

>shaking like a nervous small-breed dog

I laff

i've seen a lot of peeps shaky hands

i dont drink lots of caffeine and im in good physical health

so idk

meditate

i do already

Dilate

"dilate" and "have sex" are the zoomer's "based" and "cringe"

god my amazon recommendations are such a mess

audio gear, memory cards, network cards, and seemingly random cdss

Shut up, Discord Tranny @Windatica <:pepesmug:589101277879992339>

we're gay not trans please get it right

based aquantia though, they admitted the only difference between 10g-gamer and 10g-pro is the black pcb

and $20 price tag

not everyone needs to dilate

This is true

The Greek are already dilated enough

🦐 is kil

huuuuuh poor shrimp

Fuck vegans

@Phatique I don't disagree, but why

they always claim to have the moral high ground when they themselves are morally inconsistent and cant argument well for their believes.

okay but what happened to you today to prompt this outburst

Shut up matt

Go back to bed, John.

I'm 6 highballs into this afternoon and ready to go racing

Just joking, I'm still on a teetotaler streak

>he says this, forgetting that he's been denying his alcoholism this entire time

I really need to sell a bunch of my stuff, I have no idea where I get some of this stuff

The cat's out of the bag, john

Teetotler is different than being on the wagon

One of my friends ghosted me for our plans today, and since it was a group activity, it all fell apart

I want to be mad, but I know the dude's life is a wreck so

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Why would you make the flake the lynchpin of your plans?

Unless you planned this

Because 3 people going down tubing down a river is friends having a good time

2 is just a gay date

You can be gay with multiple people

But on the plus side, look what I got working

A productive day, after all.

john

are you drinking again

Is it a separate occurance of drinking if he never actually stopped?

tfw I'm literally recreationally playing a japanese anime porn game, but john is still the one everyone is disappointed in

but maybe that's because they expect more of john <:blobconfounded:427568418107949090>