``The captain could also restrict the amount of alcohol to be issued to particular individuals or classes of people. The most likely class would be the boys, who would then be paid for their unused portion. The individuals would be those being punished for some minor crime; in this case they would not receive the value as they could have used that to purchase drink from someone else. In such a situation the ‘no drink’ order would probably have involved their being moved to a separate mess for the duration to prevent their usual mess-mates sharing with them. Those who, for their own reasons, did not want alcohol, could refuse it and receive credit; it is likely that many of them took it and used it, as would many others, to pay debts or purchase favours from their shipmates. The same would have applied to tobacco: alcohol and tobacco have always been valuable commodities in closed communities.``

>when daddy takes away your sips for a day

>don't even get to sit at the adult table

it's not fair!

is that johns book?

I'm glad you're enjoying the book, matt

I'm not enjoying the book, faggot.

I'm enjoying your company.

God, I need to unsubscribe from demo ranch.

He jumped the shark a while ago

And that's sweet matt

If we were on a ship I would trap birds for you and only charge half of what it's worth in tobbacco

It's not even how schlocky his vids are, or the skits or whatever. It's how he cries about YouTube demonetizing his vids, as if he isn't a rich trust fund baby any way.

Sounds bitter

It's just a little cringy to start your video off with a skit about how youtube is demonitizing your videos, then have the video feature yourself dropping $14,000 on a full auto uzi

It might just be a friends post registry dealer sample

No, dear, he literally went to an auction and filmed himself bidding on it

lmao

but don't you get it

more money is better

less money is worse

but wait why bid on the uzi then

hmm

Because he isn't hurting for money, and never has been. Bitching about youtube not paying him is just posturing.

i guess

every youtuber does that recently

SOME youtubers are genuinely hurting for money, though. They put a lot of time and effort into their videos, they get the views, but youtube shafts them regardless for political reasons.

It's a shame because some of them made genuinely great stuff and now can only do it part time.

Exactly. But not Demo Ranch. This is a hobby for him and always has been, so to whinge about monetization (in between plugging his merch and buying more guns) is just cringy

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/489563795304349719/594512115033833478/image0-113.jpg

took me while to realise

kek

Fuck

@Matthew you just deemed 90% of this server to be homosexuals 😩

I don't think I'd be wrong in that assertion

suck my dick fag

Wow, it's not the end of pride month, don't be so eager little guy

Wow I'm gay???

I mean, aren't you?

im looking around for browsers

what's a good browser to use

im checking out Brave and Dissenter

Just keep using firefox or chrome, and stop drinking /g/ Kool-Aid

im liking dissenter so far

it's pretty much chrome but with things built in

Dissenter ain't just a plug-in?

that's a fork of the brave browser

how to tell glow in the dark cia niggers that you are shitposting online and want to get partyvanned: dissenter

Haha it's just for privacy bro I'm not doing anything sketchy haha I don't like ads

my dad won't give up on internet explorer

despite also having chrome and opera (wat) installed

i guess i should make him one of those raspi pihole things ey

Y- you mean Edge, right?

😦

windows 7

no edge

<:rolf:589102490696548371>

you can't pick your family

Dissenter is only as secure as not getting shut down by ToS of another site.

If you're saying things that could get you v& like threats against people that are somewhat credible you should probably stop

I use brave on my phone and I like it.

That's nice, honey

Oh, I have honey installed too. Fight me

>local 7-11 is shut down for the moment
Let's play a game of immigration violations, selling cigs to kids or robbery

I choose "health code violation in the icee machine"

That wouldn't shut the whole thing down unless a rat wound up there, they would just lose thier food licence.

Maybe the minimum wage worker didn't show up, and the barely above minimum wage manager was like "lol I ain't coming in either"

I don't think the dead eyed pajeet at 3 in the morning has a choice between coming in or eating.

That's not nice to say.

You don't debate it being true.

I'm not a liar, John.

fatties have poor self control

checks outs

<:blobconfused:589100793420972042>

What did he mean by this?

@androidcrawler I think you know this already, but you're not very smart.

laundry-chan come back

@Deleted User way Ahead of ya

I accidently linked the vid I was watching

But why is your dryer still broken

Gf's parents want to buy the new one, so we're waiting on them

Besides, it's fairly comfy.

This heat is doing wonders for drying my shit quickly, too.

And since we have another 10 hours of sunlight, I can do a shit ton of laundry today

Gonna grill with friends, too

Meanwhile all these pussy midwesterners are hiding inside

>fatty immediately thinks of bbq

lmao what a ham planet

I have air conditioning and the mosquitos cannot find me here. Also I appreciate the download link you spoon fed me, matt I do t even need to go outside to borrow it.

Absolutely pathetic bantz

Probably honey select

No, it's a browser extension that automatically applies coupon codes.

How so

Oh, sorry, I'm not autistic.

I give up some privacy for the sake of convenience, like a normal person.

I could never do VR porn

Seen too many dudes getting laughed at while they get filmed without their knowledge

maybe try being alone

@spaqin I'll leave that to the expert, big guy

9/10 experts recommend being alone

Matt what's your chink watch again?

I had it written down but lost it

@basker amazfit bip

Ty

Make sure you get version 3.6.0 of the app. The newer version is absolute dogshit aesthetically

What the FUCK is my arm doing

Absolutely grotesque smh

deleteposting? in my channel?

😠

@Sapharanth found a 1 litre can to compare with you

Yep, you're still a handlet

<:handlet:589221995686920208> <:handlet:589221995686920208> <:handlet:589221995686920208>

that's not a strongbow dark fruits'

shame

@gecho I got cider tho

cider is very possibly the perfect summer drink

It is

right, i gotta go and buy some right now

Besides, of course, La Croix

<:alismirk:230784726615588865>

off-brand is better

<:deletdis:560200664794398741>

but la croix has those v i b e s

<:slam:592062549806284841>

@Matthew nice 250ml can handlet

@Sapharanth nice cope handlet

@dee I don't like hard liquor, I'm not trying to get shitfaced

Who buys it for you?

Buying alcohol for a minor is very degen

minors take the alcohol themselves

exactly

@timsandtoms

<:blobsweats:427568683003412505>

I got worried

The oil companies assassinated him

And then covered up

BS

The oil companies would never do that

Thank god I don't want murica to bring me freedom just because my country has a little bit of water

your hand looks like you are a 12 year old fat boy @Matthew

@thelizard very specific comparison. You see those often?

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<:pepewot:589100642820161551>

@thelizard see, there are two ways you could interpret that:
1. You are, yourself, a fat 12 year old.
2. You are a pedophile, and a gay one at that.

You can choose whichever one you like more.

everyone who is older than 12 has been 12 at some point in history and had hands if he was lucky

What a non-answer

>the answer was too abstract for tiny American brain

No, dear. What you did was undermine the accusation that you're a 12 year old by saying that Everyone over 12 was 12 at some point. Brilliant deduction. It's a non answer.

meters in diameter

look at that burger being obsessed with the superior metric system

Also, when you say O B S E S S E D, you have to say it like so

O B S E S S E D

Imagine living rent free in someone's head

I'm sure Matt knows about that

@Tribit remember that old emoji we had that was an animated spelling of a certain slur? Can you make one that's O B S E S S E D?

Because half the population on Earth lives in his head

<:thinkturt:498925089224654859>

I don't understand.

you are all gays

except for me

@androidcrawler for you

I am the straightest person ever

I have a pair of pants hanging outside on the clothesline that are worth more than what an average mongrel makes in a week

Sorry, Mongol

@Matthew why are you so fat

He's not fat

He's just full of freedom

Because I can afford food, obviously. @androidcrawler

ouch

>he calls what he eats food

Imagine not being able to afford food

Matthew how many guns do you own ?

@foxhunt 6

He has more guns than you have brain cells

Lol

@foxhunt are you a furry

No, he's worse

is this your fursona?

He fucks animals

No

I just like cute animals platonically

Uhhh

oops

that's not how you do regex

In fact I believe furries ans lolicons should be shot on sight

Wat in the fuck @Windatica

wat

What in tarnation

what

what

in the butt

js, probably

Get your shit together man

Stop breaking the bot pls

I wish porco was here

>porco leaves
>his bot acts weirdly

I'm sure those things are unrelated

who's porco actually?

coincidence?

>who's porco

Leave the newfag alone

Why does he wear the mask

Oh man porco left

maybe next time you'll ask who's comfy

I barely remember that guy

or deets

*cumfy

dont forget to sub to his patreon

@foxhunt no man, porco straight up died

or shrimp

and donate generously

>shrimp

please stop

<:boomer:480046032546168863>

Shrimp was a turbo faggot

We don't need no homosexual french people in here

Transience is dead too

I know what is the problem with the bot

And the resident Brap-Queen

He OD'd on cum

there's only one thing worse than Americans and it's the French

It probably runs on lunix

was there every any homosexual in denail

in this group/

t. Canada

Imagine being a

FUCKING

fedora

@androidcrawler yes, you.

🍁

i am not in denail

The French are just slightly better than muricans

I remember some guy rping as american psycho bateman

>French
>better than anything

Sorry, I won't concede even that point

Transience sexual awakening was something though

he would describe his whole routine and shit

I bet he snorted too much cum and straight up died

He was like surprised how easy it was to get dick

We were calling him on his gayness eons before he admitted it to him self

who??

Yeah, who the fuck is @androidcrawler

Shut up, newfag.

no u