He doesn't know

HoneySelect\UserData\chara\female(male)

I'll have to install wideslider to get those thighs and legs

And those *hands*

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And those tiny titties.

And the head.

Huh. Proportionally she's fucked, huh

youre a pioneer

nobody has made her yet

Try liteyears

still nothing

I'll do my best

Her waist is tiny too.

And arms.

This might look pretty eldritch by the end

!answer eldritch

if she ends up looking too fucked up you could always make her human form

Not better, maybe worse

it would at least have normal proportions

Dear

Please look again

Anyone playing Bloodstained?

>40 for a 2D game

All my hype evaporated when I see that price

yeah it looks cool but im not gonna get it till it gets a decent discount

@Matthew *more* normal, at least

Normal people don't play honey select

who is buying things

<:implying:589103384699863050> buying Honey Select, or any H-Game for that matter

Who do you think I am, @Billy Yum Yum Two-By-Two?

there seems to have been a misunderstanding somewhere, and I'm not sure what you think i said to you

I'll get it once it goes on sale or something I guess

It looks nicer than what I expected

@Billy Yum Yum Two-By-Two you misread the sentence

i said more normal in reference to the proportions of her human form as compared to the robot form where her feet are spikes and her waist is smaller than my wrist

what did i misread, because im lost

What are you talking about? The Marina thing was weeks ago, we're past that

this is why im asking, because im lost

what were you referring to when you said

Oh, Buying H games

The message directly above it. Dumbass

but i never mentioned buying h-games

*you* did

You were the subject of comparison, not the recipient of the message

oh i see

it was a bit ambiguous

No, you're just a brainlet with no reading comprehension

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sometimes i have trouble when there is no inflection

That's Common among people on the spectrum.

@Billy Yum Yum Two-By-Two keep engaging with me so I can keep spanking you.

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i got a record in the mail today

a howard the duck 45

But that movie was shit.

i know

and the theme wasnt good either

but now i have it on vinyl

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i watched the movie a week ago, and i think it contained jeffrey jones' best performance

wew

@Matthew *and* she's haunted by the ghost of her sugar daddy

quite the closer to her story lol

women are the worst

worse than ghosts?

ghosts have a logical reason to haunt you, also you can reason with them and find compromises

*>reasoning with ghosts*

>reasoning with women

what do you think is less likely to work?

ghosts

woman detected

*ghost detected*

Incel AND retarded, what a treat

Friends

>incels and retards

nevermind i made the right call by being dead for a week

Another breakdown ~~pussy~~ fren? @Pawp

nah

I spent a lot of time thinking about metaphysical rthings @Matthew

where do you stand on the ship of theseus

It's gay

Like everything greek

>gay

do you even know what it is john

you fucking cunt

In the metaphysics of identity, the ship of Theseus is a thought experiment that raises the question of whether an object that has had all of its components replaced remains fundamentally the same object.

Gay Greek shit

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its not the same thing

its a different thing

Sitting at your McJob pondering questions street-shitting homos had thousands of years ago is pretty gay tbh

@Pawp this came up for me when thinking about teleportation

teleportation is physicallyimpossible

yeah, but its the same thought experiment

however this is a question relating to people

people change

how much does a person change

before y ou let them be considered a diffrent person

with teleportation, you cant magiacally be somewhere else

you walk into the teleporter, you are destroyed

and out of the other end walks an exact copy of you

but its not you

you dont exist anymore

CGP grey did a video on that

im not familiar with this video

watch it

this one?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQHBAdShgYI

yea

yeaaaah

im not keen on being teleported

he said all the stuff im worried about

Pussy

eat my asshole, matt

Present

billy id be more worried about a teleport function scanning memories and brains then i would be of it deleting the current me

@dee if teleportation existed, that means humans would have perfected replication tech, meaning you'd be living in post-scarcity world

"Value" as a concept would not exist

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if you could draw

you could be rich just by drawing furry art

imagine that

if you drank too much they could teleport you a new liver

probably right into your body

If @Deleted User has his entire digestive tract replaced due to the ravages of alcoholism, is it still his digestive tract?

@dee thats pretty much how its assumed it would work
even with there being a scenario where the deconstruction fails, and there are now *two of you*

If only for a split second

what

john can die of alcoholism then we just teleport a new one in

>wanting john dead

no, we want john *alive*

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poor john

😦

holycrap this movie is so long`z

i was going to say we can force john to live by implanting some kind of kill switch where if his heart stops beating it will detonate a bomb in the body of every person he loves

but

well im sure you san see the flaw in my plan

Yeah, I'd die

can a man with no heart love something?

@Billy Yum Yum Two-By-Two okay, gf went to sleep. Time to make Marina Liteyears in Honey Select.

Wish me luck

godspeed

@Billy Yum Yum Two-By-Two off to a great start fam

indeed you are

print her face and put it on your girlfriend's sleeping face

and then have sex with her

ezy

It's all shaping up, lads

seems to be going well

the fact that you're pushing for her deformed look is admirable

This is going to be the hardest nut of my life

i need to see if i still have it installed so i can add this character when you finish it

yep its still there

I think this might be as good as it gets

Might fiddle with the head size and shape

as good as it gets is right

Peak female performance

because its *perfect*

If you use this character, know that only handjobs are allowed

well naturally

Okay, now how do I share this with you

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a yandere character immediately snagged me as soon as I went to go see how it looked in action

it happens

have fun being murdered

characters are .pngs

Is that that turbothot from those shitty steam games?

*yep*

haydee

there might be a

too

That's the wrong Haydee, dear

https://files.yande.re/sample/d33ccd6a1d58ff0eae745108e01d1b3a/yande.re%2030763%20sample%20gankutsuou%20hayd%C3%A9e%20matsubara_hidenori%20the_count_of_monte-cristo_%28edmond_dant%C3%A8s%29.jpg

robo-haydee

Anyway, that was a waste of 30 minutes of my time

hope you beat off to it, you sicko

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go beat off to that

have fun

*shake shake*

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This is just too erotic

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https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/408396868456939521/594243499486871563/FB_IMG_1561746383584.jpg

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https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/578936299910856707/594253377903263746/1555306273861.webm

That won't be dated at all in less than 5 years

What, the gun? @Deleted User

Yes

And your creepy game

But that's already like a decade gear old

I didn't make Honey Select, John.

I never accused you of having a brain

Could've been a good bant, but you butchered the wording.

It's the thought that counts

I didn't give you permission to reply to me. Listen, it was entertaining, first. Hell, it was actually funny.

But now I'm getting the feeling that you actually think that you're on my level. From the day I was born, I was destined for success, you little shit. I was brought into this world by a software engineer and and a prominent actuary, both of Norwegian descent. From the moment that the fucking curtains were raised, I was set to dominate the STEM fields. And because I had guardians that actually cared about me, I flourished. Pretty soon, I was placed into a special school of correspondence, specifically I.M Gelfand's school for gifted children in New England. I not only reached my parents' expectations, but I passed them with flying colors. I had raw talent. I was fucking better. I was surrounded by 6th graders, many from Hong Kong, whom were smarter than half the posters in this fucking thread. And now, where am I?

In MIT, getting my double BS in Electrical Engineering and Physics, with a Stanford-Binet tested IQ of 147 at age 17.

Get this through your head: you are nothing. I am worth more than your entire goddamn family. I'm smarter than you, better looking than you, taller than you, wealthier than you, and more employable than you. While you type out another post to get cheap laughs, I'll be simultaneously working with the brightest minds in the world and fornicating with my beautiful girlfriend. It gets on my nerves when people pretend to be better than me.

Know your place, you fucking vermin. Never, ever reply to my posts, again.

Shut up, retard

Some pasta for you matt

"You can hit me, look! Don't tell mom, c'mon, It wasn't even that hard"

I remember one time I threw a pillow at my sister and forgot it had a speaker inside it, and it blacked her eye really badly

that was a bad day.

I remember when I was almost hanged on a tree from trying out the absolutely nigger rigged swing my cousin made in the middle of the woods.

im gonna ask the obvious question, why was there a speaker in a pillow

Because it was a pillow that had a speaker built into it

i see

That's dumb matt

I didn't build it.

Someone bought it.

Or asked to buy it

i cant imagine a speaker pillow that is capable of giving someone a black eye would be very comfortable

And it wasn't me.

Anyway, there is absolutely nothing good on the radio

I tried to do an old trick that helped me sleep by flipping through the channels with my eyes closed and it was just garbage for 20 minutes

are you trying to talk to ghosts?

No, he wants to go to sleep.

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I know what you need, John.

Still off the booze for now. Too lazy to go to the store.

I might sip a little something something tomorrow.

93 degrees out, perfect day for grilling

Perfect day to stay inside or be at the library

couple shots of vodka in your <:boomer:480046032546168863> matt?

My request for Feeding Nelsons Navy came through and it's ready for pick up

Stupid midwesterners don't know how to enjoy a perfect summer day.

@Deleted User Downloaded that just now, just to see how much of a boring cunt you are

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Where?

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http://booksdescr.org/ads.php?md5=3ee599635d7d1bff23682c84a2709419

Also never ever ever mix sugar free drinks and alcohol @Billy Yum Yum Two-By-Two

It's absolutely disgusting

i dont drink sips or booze so i dunno