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2019-06-24 23:39:13 UTC

matt u got lucky?

2019-06-24 23:39:37 UTC

I think you're a dipshit who can't interpret statistics. More people are alive, so of course more people are killing themselves. On that same note, that also means more people are seeing psyches. There's bound to be an overlap.

2019-06-24 23:39:47 UTC

oh sorry

2019-06-24 23:40:00 UTC

Means to commit suicide are also easier to access than ever.

2019-06-24 23:40:03 UTC

The rate, retard not the raw numbers

2019-06-24 23:42:39 UTC

Psychology is, by nature, very abstract. You can't expect it to be 100% effective on 100% of people, 100% of the time. Also consider that some people, especially the mentally ill/depressed, aren't going to "shop around" for a psyche that suits their needs. They'll just go to whoever their PCP recommended and if it doesn't work, oh well, time to suck start a shotgun

2019-06-24 23:43:25 UTC

Those vitamins were $30, btw. What a riot.

2019-06-24 23:44:45 UTC

most import vitamin for health

2019-06-24 23:44:52 UTC

Semen

2019-06-24 23:44:55 UTC

vitamin dee

2019-06-24 23:45:10 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/592862816336216065/IMG_20190623_224205.jpg

2019-06-24 23:45:32 UTC

u been saving that for this

2019-06-24 23:45:40 UTC

too quick lo

2019-06-25 00:35:08 UTC

Doctor said no changes necessary to gf's meds so full steam ahead.

2019-06-25 01:01:05 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/592881919457493001/dead-rat-3.0.gif

2019-06-25 01:21:36 UTC

Bullshit. My sister just announced that she's pregnant.

2019-06-25 01:21:49 UTC

So great, now I get to be second place.

2019-06-25 01:31:47 UTC

Get fuckt lad, this is what you get for not marrying.

2019-06-25 01:31:49 UTC

<:alismirk:230784726615588865>

2019-06-25 01:32:30 UTC

@Deleted User she's not married either, you stupid faggot

2019-06-25 01:32:35 UTC

Wait, she's engaged.

2019-06-25 01:32:39 UTC

God damn it.

2019-06-25 01:33:24 UTC

>shotgun wedding

2019-06-25 01:33:30 UTC

Fair enougg

2019-06-25 01:33:34 UTC

No

2019-06-25 01:33:41 UTC

She got engaged before she became pregnant

2019-06-25 01:33:52 UTC

They've been a couple for like, 3 years now

2019-06-25 02:10:25 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/592899370320527360/18uiny995pi7ojpg.webp

2019-06-25 03:07:55 UTC

how do i get an invite

2019-06-25 03:08:00 UTC

to csg discord

2019-06-25 03:13:03 UTC

Are you retarded? You're in it

2019-06-25 03:16:00 UTC

@Magnius | \โŒ | This server prohibits invites from being sent. Your message has been deleted.

2019-06-25 03:16:46 UTC

thanks!

2019-06-25 03:26:18 UTC

CSG reviews down for maintenance, I see

2019-06-25 03:27:34 UTC

Gf shifted forwards right at the moment of climax and I had to lunge forward so as to not waste my seed

2019-06-25 03:27:47 UTC

And my leg cramped up really really bad

2019-06-25 03:28:50 UTC

So you jumped on your phone to let us know?

2019-06-25 03:28:51 UTC

<:madman:589105474226618384> mfw

2019-06-25 03:28:53 UTC

Understandable

2019-06-25 03:29:12 UTC

She's downstairs cleaning up now, I'm basking in the afterglow

2019-06-25 03:29:30 UTC

Don't worry, I'll let you guys know every detail of what happens

2019-06-25 03:30:54 UTC

Explain to me why you want a kid

2019-06-25 03:35:38 UTC

He's not polish so that's a driving reason.

2019-06-25 03:36:16 UTC

I'm sorry, I am just incredibly upset right now. This fucking coffee machine dispensed me hot chocolate without sugar

2019-06-25 03:37:09 UTC

If this was Japan the machine operator would have commited sudoku and allowed the company's CEO chop off his head

2019-06-25 03:38:33 UTC

Carry sugar packets with you

2019-06-25 03:39:47 UTC

@Deleted User you hypocritical faggot

2019-06-25 03:40:03 UTC

You're gonna bitch about how coffee vending machines are haram

2019-06-25 03:40:07 UTC

And then use one

2019-06-25 03:40:19 UTC

Get Fucked, I hope it's full of black mold

2019-06-25 03:41:10 UTC

This one gets serviced reguarly.

2019-06-25 03:41:34 UTC

Apparently not, if the sugar is empty <:pepesmug:589101277879992339>

2019-06-25 03:41:56 UTC

Might just be a malfunctioning dispenser

2019-06-25 03:42:23 UTC

>eating sugar

2019-06-25 03:42:30 UTC

You disgust me

2019-06-25 03:42:33 UTC

>being polish

2019-06-25 03:42:35 UTC

Same

2019-06-25 03:43:03 UTC

Useless kcals smh

2019-06-25 03:43:09 UTC

Never forget that this is what happened after ONE MISSED DAY of maintenance

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/592922707746881546/20190620_160403.jpg

2019-06-25 03:43:58 UTC

What's that

2019-06-25 03:44:22 UTC

Semen harvesting machine at the hospital I work at

2019-06-25 03:45:23 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/592923270513426443/64329970_495186774554613_1080531179452497920_n.png

2019-06-25 03:45:55 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/592923403531452446/Dads_a_faggot.jpg

2019-06-25 03:47:46 UTC

>gay with kids

2019-06-25 03:48:23 UTC

I can see why most people didn't want anything more than civil unions if the fags think this is a funny pun.

2019-06-25 03:48:44 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/592924114197676043/soon2.jpg

2019-06-25 03:50:31 UTC

@Deleted User look up the article and read the "and then everybody clapped" bullshit, if you want. I was actually surprised it was a real article

2019-06-25 03:52:51 UTC

It exists

2019-06-25 03:59:15 UTC

God, my leg still hurts

2019-06-25 03:59:58 UTC

At least I'm not the one who has to sleep in the puddle <:pepeclown:589105718947217430>

2019-06-25 04:49:37 UTC

Pricing release for RPi4 in New Zealand

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/592939434408804382/Screenshot_2019-06-25-16-22-07-173_com.facebook.orca.png

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2019-06-25 04:49:45 UTC

Spoiler, we getting fucked here

2019-06-25 04:49:54 UTC

>tfw everything is an import

2019-06-25 04:50:30 UTC

It's about USD$11 more than the American pricing

2019-06-25 04:57:47 UTC

RIP

2019-06-25 05:01:58 UTC

Would probably still buy one

2019-06-25 05:02:02 UTC

Or ask for birthday

2019-06-25 05:02:19 UTC

Depending if RetroPie can make use of the added system resources

2019-06-25 05:27:53 UTC

yeah i wonder if it will be able to handle harder emulation now

2019-06-25 05:28:04 UTC

like the 3d consoles

2019-06-25 05:41:46 UTC
2019-06-25 05:41:56 UTC

rip

2019-06-25 05:42:01 UTC

@PoliteSuka wow it's US$1.5 more expensive

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/592952621845839911/unknown.png

2019-06-25 05:42:08 UTC

you're really getting ripped off i agree

2019-06-25 05:42:14 UTC

OA 720p barely sustains 45fps

2019-06-25 05:42:27 UTC

Better than the ~30fps the Pi3+ did

2019-06-25 05:43:04 UTC

But still garbage, especially versus shit like the Jetson Nano

2019-06-25 05:45:56 UTC

people playing the _but it's $X more expensive than in America_ card is getting so repetitive

2019-06-25 05:46:11 UTC

american prices are excluding VAT, GST, whatever you want to call it

2019-06-25 05:46:25 UTC

while almost all other sensible countries have all taxes already included in the list price

2019-06-25 05:49:34 UTC

@Goz3rr what fucking exchange rate is that

2019-06-25 05:49:37 UTC

here's the european price, i'm hereby revoking your oceanian price complaining priviliges

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/592954535446577172/unknown.png

2019-06-25 05:49:49 UTC

Exchange rate is 3:2

2019-06-25 05:49:50 UTC

that's not an exchange rate, that's removing GST from the price

2019-06-25 05:50:13 UTC

@Droidbot that's the part that's holding me back right now

2019-06-25 05:50:47 UTC

They want to continue with these """""open"""" GPUs but they're dogshit

2019-06-25 05:51:25 UTC

What's the point of a performant CPU paired with a GPU so terrible I'm fairly sure 2011 Adrenos could outpace it

2019-06-25 05:51:34 UTC

Better than the closed source MALI crap that they put in the orange pi that I have

2019-06-25 05:55:28 UTC

If Nvidia drops Jetson Nano prices RPi4 will be in trouble

2019-06-25 05:55:38 UTC

At $60 the Jetnano would be amazing competition

2019-06-25 06:00:10 UTC

the $40 atomic pi is half decent

2019-06-25 06:00:17 UTC

it has an Atom x5-Z8350, 2GB RAM and 16GB eMMC

2019-06-25 06:00:26 UTC

but don't expect to be able to buy one in a few months

2019-06-25 06:37:33 UTC

Should I run pfsense on atomic pi or get a cheap mikrotik

2019-06-25 07:17:57 UTC

wouldn't you want two NICs for that

2019-06-25 07:40:14 UTC

Yeah for firewall 2 nics and enough juice to push 2x 1gb nics is kind of must for home stuff

2019-06-25 07:41:45 UTC

So V1000 udoo bolt stuff, pc-engines 2D2( or 3) , somw rarer NUCs

2019-06-25 08:05:34 UTC

It depends on how high the speed is you get from your isp

2019-06-25 08:06:18 UTC

Else you could do some magic with a layer2 switch and clever VLANing

2019-06-25 08:06:29 UTC

And 1 nic

2019-06-25 08:50:05 UTC

<:soy:589104157248585749>

2019-06-25 10:40:14 UTC

@Magnius sure if you happen to have nearly free managed switch what happens to have those functions on it (not all cheap L2 ones are greated equaly) and in those cases you would still have multiple NICs (on the switch) but using only 1 to back and forward to firwall just hindering your throughput incase isp every upgrades your speed

2019-06-25 12:02:02 UTC

Good morning gamer girls

2019-06-25 12:02:28 UTC

Show me your fucking knockers

2019-06-25 12:28:35 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/593054936829526047/IMG_20190624_223832.jpg

2019-06-25 14:04:01 UTC

holy shit hipster chad dilemmas

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2019-06-25 14:29:48 UTC

what the fuck am I reading

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/593085442237136927/unknown.png

2019-06-25 14:30:02 UTC

holy shit i hate americans

2019-06-25 14:31:30 UTC

another guy being like "oh i like this picture, how can i emulate that style? i got a contax t2, do i need an slr for this?"

bitchass nigga you got a 2k$ camera and you're wondering how to shoot pictures? holy shit I wish I were so rich I could just drop 2k on something that kinda seems fun but I don't exactly know how it works or what I'm doing

2019-06-25 14:34:14 UTC

sigh

2019-06-25 14:34:17 UTC

stay poor euro

2019-06-25 14:37:25 UTC

i'll get a zorki 4k, that will be $15, and i'll spend the remaining 1985$ on film thank you very much

2019-06-25 14:41:57 UTC

@spaqin O B S E S S E D

2019-06-25 14:42:11 UTC

Stay poor, idiot

2019-06-25 14:42:17 UTC

@Lefteris also, pay your debts

2019-06-25 14:43:09 UTC

i've never denied that i'm autistic

2019-06-25 14:46:39 UTC

@spaqin upload those shots onto instagram!

2019-06-25 14:47:25 UTC

i was thinking about making insta

2019-06-25 14:47:32 UTC

but then i realized i will be alone and unpopular there too

2019-06-25 14:47:37 UTC

i'm not opposed to that

2019-06-25 14:47:50 UTC

i'm opposed "what settings should I use for least compression" question posted in analog q&a

2019-06-25 14:56:25 UTC

if u have good enough photos just send them to popular pages

2019-06-25 14:57:24 UTC

/r/analog is pretty straight up saying my photos aint good

2019-06-25 14:57:46 UTC

but then i'm often baffled at what gains popularity there

2019-06-25 14:57:48 UTC

fucking thots

2019-06-25 14:57:55 UTC

i'm never paying for a model in my life

2019-06-25 14:58:24 UTC

i'd prefer to keep my photos people-less if possible

2019-06-25 14:58:42 UTC

to think i could waste resources such as developer or fixer on frames with people in them

2019-06-25 14:58:43 UTC

ugh

2019-06-25 15:26:24 UTC

True @dee

2019-06-25 15:26:54 UTC

Anyway, how are you guys doing?

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/593099812119773193/IMG_20190625_144356.jpg

2019-06-25 15:28:29 UTC

kek

2019-06-25 15:30:52 UTC

not all females do that dick

2019-06-25 15:31:01 UTC

are you female

2019-06-25 15:31:07 UTC

self centered people do that

2019-06-25 15:31:17 UTC

which includes all females and few men

2019-06-25 15:31:53 UTC

now that i think about it only ugly women dont include themselves in the picture

2019-06-25 15:32:35 UTC
2019-06-25 15:32:45 UTC

yes, fat women only put their head in

2019-06-25 15:32:49 UTC

/ short

2019-06-25 15:41:53 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/593103583642255521/1513502129367-1.png

2019-06-25 15:53:32 UTC

ncie

2019-06-25 15:54:55 UTC

you did well

2019-06-25 15:58:18 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/593107716302700556/65316039_2316918251909475_3662770379434229760_n.png

2019-06-25 16:04:56 UTC

<:brainlet:589104479887032330> "women are such whores, they always shove themselves into every picture they take!"
"...and if they don't, that means they're ugly!"

2019-06-25 16:05:07 UTC

**please** have sex.

2019-06-25 16:07:50 UTC

your gf has brainwashed you

2019-06-25 16:07:58 UTC

do you remember swallowing any blue pills recently

2019-06-25 16:10:59 UTC

Your gf has.....

2019-06-25 16:11:03 UTC

Wait, shit

2019-06-25 16:11:09 UTC

i wish

2019-06-25 16:11:26 UTC

chuj

2019-06-25 16:11:38 UTC

twoja stara

2019-06-25 16:11:58 UTC

oh that's just 'ur mum'

2019-06-25 16:32:07 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/593116225387626511/image0-1.jpg

2019-06-25 19:39:20 UTC

Imagine complaining about a pre-warmed

2019-06-25 19:45:27 UTC

pre-warmed toilet seats are the best awkward feeling

2019-06-25 19:45:49 UTC

Oh god, that's a bad warm

2019-06-25 19:46:01 UTC

Getting a cavity filled, by the way

2019-06-25 19:46:30 UTC

American diet killing my teeth <:blobconfounded:427568418107949090>

2019-06-25 19:46:33 UTC

define both cavity and filled

2019-06-25 19:46:45 UTC

<:buttstuff:551647604044333071>

2019-06-25 19:46:56 UTC

Tooth cavity, tooth filling to fill the hole

2019-06-25 19:47:09 UTC

@Matthew my thought exactly

2019-06-25 19:47:10 UTC

Imagine a pothole

2019-06-25 19:47:31 UTC

Matt be nice in front of the kids

2019-06-25 19:47:47 UTC

You know the doctor prescribed a limited semen intake

2019-06-25 20:39:12 UTC

PB Tech isn't going to stock the 1GB RPi4

2019-06-25 20:39:35 UTC

Only the 2 and 4GB models for NZD$80 and NZD$100 respectively

2019-06-25 21:38:52 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/593193420206637087/unknown.png

2019-06-25 21:39:41 UTC

is that a description of your current action?

2019-06-25 21:40:31 UTC

the ">" is very important to your meaning

2019-06-25 21:45:51 UTC

thats nice dear

2019-06-25 21:46:59 UTC

because discord a shit

2019-06-25 21:48:51 UTC

: )

2019-06-25 21:49:05 UTC

: )

2019-06-25 21:49:29 UTC

B^)

2019-06-25 21:57:38 UTC

nice gameboy game my dude

2019-06-25 21:58:02 UTC

>posting warez

2019-06-25 22:45:06 UTC

Hard berliner sipp

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/593210087162773514/IMG_20190625_230514.jpg

2019-06-25 22:53:49 UTC

Pfand on cans

2019-06-25 22:53:50 UTC

Disgusting

2019-06-25 22:59:21 UTC

never had canned coffee

2019-06-25 22:59:23 UTC

iwonder how its like

2019-06-25 23:16:18 UTC

it's ok

2019-06-25 23:16:30 UTC

usually tastes creamy and sugary and fake but addicting anyways

2019-06-25 23:16:41 UTC

Very guilty pleasure type drink

2019-06-25 23:16:49 UTC

Espresso monster sounds like death and I need it

2019-06-25 23:28:35 UTC

๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ˜ค

2019-06-26 00:26:12 UTC

@Billy Yum Yum Two-By-Two no Silence of The lambs on your server? I cri

2019-06-26 00:26:55 UTC

Oh

2019-06-26 00:27:06 UTC

I forgot all about that movie

2019-06-26 00:50:29 UTC

@Cad if it's like java monster, avoid it.

2019-06-26 00:50:32 UTC

Disgusting.

2019-06-26 00:51:21 UTC

bad taste

2019-06-26 00:51:33 UTC

java mosnter is the worst shit I love drinking

2019-06-26 00:53:19 UTC

Were you the one that suggested it?

2019-06-26 00:53:30 UTC

Fuck you, that was a waste of 2 dollars

2019-06-26 00:54:50 UTC

You said you wouldn't like it from the get go, why did you even buy it

2019-06-26 00:55:02 UTC

Just so you can complain?

2019-06-26 00:55:07 UTC

No, fuck YOU

2019-06-26 00:55:51 UTC

I was ambivalent about it and when someone highly recommended it I tried it

2019-06-26 00:56:08 UTC

Do you think I do things just to hate on them?

2019-06-26 00:56:35 UTC

You know the answer to that.

2019-06-26 00:57:35 UTC

I give my honest opinion on things.

2019-06-26 00:58:22 UTC

What you give are what are called "hot takes", and they're dumb.

2019-06-26 00:58:42 UTC

Like when I told my sister that if I didn't like this retarded cold noodle she highly recommended she would pick up my tab but I did so I graciously accepted the loss.

2019-06-26 00:59:10 UTC

I could have easily and convincingly lied.

2019-06-26 01:01:10 UTC

I don't take you for a convincing liar.

2019-06-26 01:01:16 UTC

And I don't mean in the good way.

2019-06-26 01:01:46 UTC

You can be an unconvincing liar in a good way?

2019-06-26 01:01:56 UTC

Yes.

2019-06-26 01:02:09 UTC

"How could he have lied, he seemed so honest!"

2019-06-26 01:04:31 UTC

That's the worst kind of liar tho

2019-06-26 01:05:33 UTC

Says you.

2019-06-26 01:10:04 UTC

Wait that's not being a good convincing liar that's just not looking like a liar

2019-06-26 01:35:14 UTC

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2019-06-26 01:35:17 UTC

stay classy installgentoo wiki

2019-06-26 01:56:01 UTC

It rubs the lotion on its akin it does this whenever it's told

2019-06-26 01:56:40 UTC

Also, my peepee has earned a night's rest

2019-06-26 01:57:02 UTC

Gf has been saddened by watching *When the Wind Blows*

2019-06-26 01:57:32 UTC

She's about to take a pregnancy test, though. I think it's too early.

2019-06-26 01:58:00 UTC

3 weeks after the date of unprotected sex?

2019-06-26 01:58:56 UTC

My gf is a human, not a cephalopod

2019-06-26 02:02:25 UTC

But yes, not pregnant.

2019-06-26 02:15:01 UTC

Lmao she's all upset. It takes the average couple like, a year to successfully get pregnant. Why did she think one roll in the hay would do it

2019-06-26 02:16:12 UTC

Because idiots don't have unsafe sex just once.

2019-06-26 02:18:19 UTC

It isn't when it's for the purpose of adding one more based huge handed American to the world.

2019-06-26 02:19:05 UTC

His name will be Isaac Porco ||Redacted||, and he'll be handsome as fuck.

2019-06-26 04:28:37 UTC

Do you guys know of a good wifi router to buy?
I think my old one starts to fail.

2019-06-26 05:22:25 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/593310075481882624/yeet.mov

2019-06-26 08:05:38 UTC

@Thorax, Crash'n Burn model features you need from it ?

2019-06-26 08:07:02 UTC

@Tervy should be working fine for 5-6 years at least.
Thought of getting another 20โ‚ฌ tp link router, since it's at least 3 gens old.

2019-06-26 08:07:15 UTC

Maybe that's the issue <:GWsetmyxPeepoWeird:405337568155009024>

2019-06-26 08:08:19 UTC

most like wireless ? AC-wireless ? how many Gig ports ? cloud bullshit needed ?

2019-06-26 08:10:42 UTC

Bruh. I am a fucking normie when it comes to feature.
It has a wps Button? Check this out.
I think at this point, just buying the newest gen of that line would be enough.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/593352425700851733/JPEG_20190626_100945.jpg

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2019-06-26 08:11:16 UTC

I am running only on mobile data at this point

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