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2019-06-24 20:36:50 UTC

you should try constructive criticism about his shitty posts good sir

2019-06-24 20:36:52 UTC

No u

2019-06-24 20:36:56 UTC

@dee the "q" is also under debate, as some people claim it's queer, whereas others claim it's questioning

2019-06-24 20:37:14 UTC

@Iren Masot I think I saw it on blebbit

2019-06-24 20:37:38 UTC

@Julian You betray us with your plebbit treason <:blobconfounded:427568418107949090>

2019-06-24 20:38:01 UTC

๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜”

2019-06-24 20:38:31 UTC

<:angeryturt:538725038346731540>

2019-06-24 20:39:13 UTC

<:pepeturt:499291994649133067>

2019-06-24 20:39:21 UTC

We have to kill Julia, it's terminal

2019-06-24 20:39:30 UTC

๐Ÿ”ซ

2019-06-24 20:39:30 UTC

@Julian ๐Ÿ”ซ

2019-06-24 20:39:49 UTC

let's ask Fatthew to do it

2019-06-24 20:40:19 UTC

@Matthew Can you even carry your firearms, though? <:handlet:589221995686920208>

2019-06-24 20:40:21 UTC

his gun left me literally shaking when I saw a photo of it yesterday

2019-06-24 20:40:30 UTC

he hides them in fat folds

2019-06-24 20:40:38 UTC

His thumbs left me literally shaking

2019-06-24 20:40:44 UTC

His gf is inconsolable

2019-06-24 20:41:04 UTC

i was shacking and crying also

2019-06-24 20:41:05 UTC

shaking or quivering when his thumb tickled your prostate @Iren Masot ?

2019-06-24 20:41:11 UTC

๐Ÿ˜ณ

2019-06-24 20:41:16 UTC

@Iren Masot yes, but not at work because It's a federal facility

2019-06-24 20:41:21 UTC

I had to console his gf all night

2019-06-24 20:41:47 UTC

no euthanasia at the hospital?

2019-06-24 20:42:02 UTC

That implies Americans can afford it

2019-06-24 20:42:18 UTC

๐Ÿ’ธ ๐Ÿ’ธ ๐Ÿ’ธ

2019-06-24 20:42:31 UTC

I'm just going to die when I get sick

2019-06-24 20:42:43 UTC

>

2019-06-24 20:43:02 UTC

<:implying:589103384699863050>

2019-06-24 20:43:12 UTC

We have an emote for that Matt

2019-06-24 20:43:15 UTC

<:implying:589103384699863050>

2019-06-24 20:43:21 UTC

Imagine not having elder God tier insurance on the tax payer dime

2019-06-24 20:43:22 UTC

I'm laffin.

2019-06-24 20:43:23 UTC

<:handlet:589221995686920208>

2019-06-24 20:44:20 UTC

>being too poor to give handouts

2019-06-24 20:44:53 UTC

tweak it

2019-06-24 20:45:09 UTC

T W E A K I T

2019-06-24 20:46:46 UTC

!answer length of matthew

2019-06-24 20:46:49 UTC

2019-06-24 20:46:53 UTC

!answer length of dee

2019-06-24 20:46:54 UTC

2019-06-24 20:47:12 UTC

RIP <:FeelsBadMan:589103983558393857>

2019-06-24 20:49:56 UTC

im long

2019-06-24 20:50:44 UTC

Matthew is words long <:alithink:327930371796893698>

2019-06-24 20:50:48 UTC

What does that mean?

2019-06-24 20:51:01 UTC

new testament

2019-06-24 20:52:00 UTC

is a refurb ThinkPad T540p worth getting?

2019-06-24 20:52:02 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/592819248703995904/unknown.png

2019-06-24 20:52:14 UTC

t. knows nothing about laptops

2019-06-24 20:52:56 UTC

<:pepewot:589100642820161551> will matt forgive my sins

2019-06-24 20:53:57 UTC

theyre chonky

2019-06-24 20:55:36 UTC

what screen, theres some high res variants iirc, depends what your spending vs whatever else is available to you and your usage

2019-06-24 20:56:00 UTC

idk I'm just looking at maybe buying a decent laptop that can last me a few years

2019-06-24 20:56:10 UTC

just a maybe tho

2019-06-24 20:56:28 UTC

this one's 1920x1080p

2019-06-24 20:56:58 UTC

its pretty big if you want a laptop for taking around

2019-06-24 20:57:34 UTC

my main problem with most laptops tbh

2019-06-24 20:57:38 UTC

Buy an iPad Pro

2019-06-24 20:57:40 UTC

ez

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fr

2019-06-24 20:57:51 UTC

if I go for the smaller ones, the price goes up dramatically

2019-06-24 20:57:58 UTC

x200 is so comfy for moving around

2019-06-24 20:58:03 UTC

@Iren Masot what's a computer XD

2019-06-24 20:58:16 UTC

I have an x230T

2019-06-24 20:58:19 UTC

nice ๐Ÿ‘Œ

2019-06-24 20:58:20 UTC

its small enough, great kb and has that solid box feel

2019-06-24 20:58:46 UTC

the x200 barely looks any better size-wise to the T540p lol

2019-06-24 20:59:00 UTC

its like 12.stn inch

2019-06-24 20:59:13 UTC

vs like 15+

2019-06-24 20:59:21 UTC

>looks
>online pictures

2019-06-24 20:59:30 UTC

look up the physical dimensions <:brainlet:589104479887032330>

2019-06-24 20:59:48 UTC

please be patient he has autism

2019-06-24 20:59:55 UTC

Oh no

2019-06-24 20:59:56 UTC

<:FeelsBadMan:589103983558393857>

2019-06-24 21:00:05 UTC

<:brainlet:589104479887032330>

2019-06-24 21:00:26 UTC

do you use good software cole?

2019-06-24 21:00:37 UTC

c-chrome

2019-06-24 21:00:48 UTC

yeah I dunno I'll probably end up not buying a laptop like the other 100 times I looked at them, I don't really have a use for a laptop tbh

2019-06-24 21:00:51 UTC

or bloat like windows or anu other functional software

2019-06-24 21:01:00 UTC

Laptop is top cozy

2019-06-24 21:01:01 UTC

get one

2019-06-24 21:01:06 UTC

I am a Windows user, yes

2019-06-24 21:01:11 UTC

if u got a pc ur fine

2019-06-24 21:01:12 UTC

browse in bed or on the couch

2019-06-24 21:01:16 UTC

don't want linux

2019-06-24 21:01:20 UTC

or out somewhere if it has a good battery

2019-06-24 21:01:30 UTC

cringe

2019-06-24 21:01:31 UTC

yeah I have a decent enough desktop, though I want to upgrade next year

2019-06-24 21:01:40 UTC

A cheap lappy is like 200 or 150 for a sweet used one

2019-06-24 21:02:00 UTC

if ur usa u might be lucky

2019-06-24 21:02:07 UTC

@Iren Masot I have a brand new Mi Pad 4 so I feel like I wouldn't use the laptop as much, my main use is just consuming media and shit

2019-06-24 21:02:19 UTC

cheap, small, older thinkpads go cheap af

2019-06-24 21:02:23 UTC

Ooooh, okay then. I guess a tablet is okay too.

2019-06-24 21:02:26 UTC

>usa
ha

except it's eastern europe ๐Ÿ˜”

2019-06-24 21:02:37 UTC

I just don't like Android so much for big screen stuff

2019-06-24 21:02:50 UTC

i use mine for typing shit with fresh scenery or stuff in bed

2019-06-24 21:03:08 UTC

it's the 8 inch tablet, Android is fine for 8 inch, anything bigger it's.. uh.. well, it has it's limiations

2019-06-24 21:03:20 UTC

10 and higher I'd probably prefer the new iPad OS to be completely honest

2019-06-24 21:03:35 UTC

I just mean stuff about the user interface, like the

2019-06-24 21:03:36 UTC

uh

2019-06-24 21:03:39 UTC

twitch app

2019-06-24 21:03:40 UTC

u sure do know about handling inches

2019-06-24 21:03:48 UTC

<:pepewot:589100642820161551> don't judge me

2019-06-24 21:03:57 UTC

twitch app๐Ÿ˜‚

2019-06-24 21:04:28 UTC

<:zoomer:589103833095995402> I watch Twitch. Don't you?

2019-06-24 21:04:35 UTC

@Iren Masot i didn't check but I can almost bet that the twitch app for iOS is miles better than Android

2019-06-24 21:04:47 UTC

!lenght of csg

2019-06-24 21:04:49 UTC

ok cringe

2019-06-24 21:04:52 UTC

fuk

2019-06-24 21:04:57 UTC

!length of csg

2019-06-24 21:05:04 UTC

<:GWczeAngryCry:402867151465086981>

2019-06-24 21:05:10 UTC

It's just that there are miles less settings and functions on the mobile app than there are on desktop

2019-06-24 21:05:16 UTC

and other apps have the same problem

2019-06-24 21:06:06 UTC

imagine not just using astral projection to watch shows in bed

2019-06-24 21:06:13 UTC

Android is kind of a toy operating system, unless you like command line Linux or shelling a Linux desktop environment inside Android

2019-06-24 21:06:30 UTC

Imagine not having your tulpa narrate the footage to you

2019-06-24 21:06:33 UTC

ok so basically

2019-06-24 21:06:36 UTC

๐Ÿ˜‚ kids these days

2019-06-24 21:06:57 UTC

android is fine for phones and tablets

2019-06-24 21:07:16 UTC

Tablets ๐Ÿ˜

2019-06-24 21:07:18 UTC

sadly google is working pretty hard to kill any kind of tablet use

2019-06-24 21:07:21 UTC

TABLETS <:smug:589103776699252887>

2019-06-24 21:07:31 UTC

your expecting a full desktop experience out of a mobile focused os tho

2019-06-24 21:07:32 UTC

imagine

2019-06-24 21:07:36 UTC

just for one moment...

2019-06-24 21:07:40 UTC

t a b l e t s

2019-06-24 21:07:53 UTC

Imagine if it had a keyboard, dude

2019-06-24 21:07:53 UTC

Running a toy operating system, no less

2019-06-24 21:07:57 UTC

dont have or use one, good laptop suffices

2019-06-24 21:08:07 UTC

pinetab looks slick

2019-06-24 21:08:35 UTC

Like what if there was a manipulation ability where instead of moving your hand across the entire surface of the screen you can simply move your finger a couple cm

2019-06-24 21:08:54 UTC

Maybe in the future, maaan

2019-06-24 21:09:04 UTC

X60 tablet is comfy

2019-06-24 21:09:09 UTC

@Deleted User You will burn for your practice of witchcraft

2019-06-24 21:09:19 UTC

the blasphemy of suggesting such things

2019-06-24 21:09:20 UTC

๐Ÿ”ฅ

2019-06-24 21:09:42 UTC

problem is core2duo is really pushing it for modern encodes

2019-06-24 21:09:51 UTC

I don't know why people fetishize touch screens so much, trackpads workโ„ข

2019-06-24 21:10:01 UTC

trackpads are shit

2019-06-24 21:10:09 UTC

Oh god, the trackpad on the x230

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is so bad

2019-06-24 21:10:13 UTC

I'll glass you, you fucking cunt.

2019-06-24 21:10:25 UTC

it's like a set of 100x50 points of detection

2019-06-24 21:10:27 UTC

i like trackpads more than the Thinkpad Nipple

2019-06-24 21:10:31 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/592823898752548864/shut_up.png

2019-06-24 21:10:38 UTC

i disabled mine since all it does is move my cursor and fuck everything up mid type

2019-06-24 21:10:48 UTC

The nipple is so much better, but the touch pad is basically Playskool

2019-06-24 21:10:48 UTC

clit master race

2019-06-24 21:11:08 UTC

dee ๐Ÿ™ me

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red nipp master race

2019-06-24 21:11:34 UTC

@Matthew <:30yo:589183955752845332>

2019-06-24 21:11:41 UTC

the new ones really arent the same

2019-06-24 21:11:42 UTC

i feel like a fuckin potato when i use the nipple because i know i can use the trackpad quickly and more accurately but having the trackpad activate when i accidently palm it is probably more annoying

2019-06-24 21:12:01 UTC

to the point where my laptop doesnt have it connected in hardware and i use the nipple exclusively

2019-06-24 21:12:11 UTC

pointing devices were a mistake anyway

2019-06-24 21:12:20 UTC

nu trackpoints arent as accurate, too flat

2019-06-24 21:12:22 UTC

Windatica there is no describing to you how god awful the touchpad on the x230 is; it's literally unusable

2019-06-24 21:12:34 UTC

alright let me build a collection of thinkpads like a moron

2019-06-24 21:12:57 UTC

Why do you all keep trying to convince me to use it

2019-06-24 21:13:11 UTC

nobody cares about how you use your pointer

2019-06-24 21:13:17 UTC

keep it in your pants or in the keyboard

2019-06-24 21:13:24 UTC

ok

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epic

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But i use air mouse

2019-06-24 21:13:42 UTC

I'll point at u ๐ŸŽ

2019-06-24 21:13:50 UTC

๐Ÿ’ฆ

2019-06-24 21:14:02 UTC

What is the moh's hardness of rock candy @Tervy

2019-06-24 21:14:19 UTC

It's 6.9

2019-06-24 21:14:36 UTC

The fuck i should know

2019-06-24 21:15:45 UTC

Very rude

2019-06-24 21:16:10 UTC

Break into your former uni and use thier hardness tester on some boiled sweets

2019-06-24 21:17:42 UTC

hardness tester

2019-06-24 21:18:06 UTC

@Matthew s mother

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@Deleted User told you he wouldn't know

2019-06-24 21:19:26 UTC

Never had "rock candy" but probly under 3 on shitscale

2019-06-24 21:21:00 UTC

<:FeelsBadMan:589103983558393857>

2019-06-24 21:21:27 UTC

Thw fuck even uses mohs

2019-06-24 21:21:55 UTC

Food aint no single crystal mineral

2019-06-24 21:22:39 UTC

Nor precise or anything else

2019-06-24 21:23:09 UTC

So I've got a dusty old portable TV from the eighties

2019-06-24 21:23:25 UTC

It runs at nine volts, as indicated by needing six "D" cells

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Says it takes ten watts

2019-06-24 21:23:44 UTC

So 1.1 repeating amps, right?

2019-06-24 21:24:42 UTC

The case is big enough to fit a Raspberry Pi or a Rock64 inside, but I'm having trouble finding the max current draw for those boards.

2019-06-24 21:25:08 UTC

Was thinking I could use the CRT screen to run stuff.

2019-06-24 21:25:46 UTC

There should also be space in the case for a DTV converter. I got a unit built for campers that runs off 9 volts.

2019-06-24 21:26:00 UTC

<:blobsweats:427568683003412505> This could all go to shit

2019-06-24 21:26:19 UTC

You can easily google current needs for those .. Plz dont be retard

2019-06-24 21:26:35 UTC

I mean that I searched and found a ton of posts that were unsure

2019-06-24 21:26:39 UTC

from end users.

2019-06-24 21:26:50 UTC

I'm still looking though. \๐Ÿค”

2019-06-24 21:26:51 UTC

Given you dont even find those.. Please dont touch electronics at all

2019-06-24 21:27:05 UTC

Tervy being such a downer <:blobconfounded:427568418107949090>

2019-06-24 21:27:08 UTC

Never have kids

2019-06-24 21:27:26 UTC

Indees you should not

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Save us from the bad genes

2019-06-24 21:28:47 UTC

>can't even read

2019-06-24 21:31:47 UTC

!answer what is the heaviest object in the universe

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Oh

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<:rolf:589102490696548371>

2019-06-24 21:33:40 UTC

Bantz from beyond the grave

2019-06-24 21:33:48 UTC

But the living have the last laugh

2019-06-24 21:34:08 UTC

Ease off the alcohol there john

2019-06-24 21:35:41 UTC

๐Ÿค”

2019-06-24 21:35:54 UTC

Are we still acting like I'm insulted by being called fat?

2019-06-24 21:36:39 UTC

Oh, I was cleared to drink, blood pressure is still slightly elevated regardless of alcohol or caffeine consumption.

2019-06-24 21:37:24 UTC

What could *possibly* be making you so stressed?

2019-06-24 21:38:30 UTC

> "I'm not an alcoholic!"
> specifically asks if he's allowed to drink again at his doctor's appointment

2019-06-24 21:38:36 UTC

I laff

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Well I didn't ask explicitly

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<:smug:589103776699252887>

2019-06-24 21:39:40 UTC

The doctor already knows what he wants.

2019-06-24 21:39:46 UTC

So, what're you drinking tonight, bud?

2019-06-24 21:40:06 UTC

"the cheapest vodka I could find, no plastic bottle"

2019-06-24 21:40:09 UTC

That Mi Pad 4 doesn't look half bad

2019-06-24 21:40:22 UTC

Used to being disappointed with specs when looking

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Nothing?

2019-06-24 21:40:35 UTC

I don't drink every night

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Okay, but tell the truth.

2019-06-24 21:41:15 UTC

I did go back to drinking my usual amount of coffee.

2019-06-24 21:42:41 UTC

At the doctor with gf, haven't even checked in yet because some dipshit woman in front of us is trying to give the lady an address in fucking Switzerland

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Poor porco

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@Matthew ask the dipshit for some chocolate or some gold

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Thank you

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I take pride in my shitty late night jokes

2019-06-24 21:46:17 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/592832898449539093/e0a0d71317f51070.png

2019-06-24 22:42:01 UTC

Shut up weeb

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/592846926471233537/1561323001334.jpg

2019-06-24 22:54:03 UTC

Anyone playing new CTR?

2019-06-24 23:04:47 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/592852654334672897/JPEG_20190614_120420.jpg

2019-06-24 23:17:45 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/592855917423230998/20190624_180939.jpg

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<:thvnk:332928260004642827>

2019-06-24 23:20:17 UTC

You know, since those books have come out post partum depression has skyrocketed.

2019-06-24 23:23:14 UTC

We get it, John, you don't trust doctors

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>>71577746

2019-06-24 23:23:36 UTC

that u?

2019-06-24 23:24:14 UTC

<:brainlet:589104479887032330> "did you know that once people knew how to diagnose an illness, more people started getting diagnosed with it? How mysterious!"

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we should just stop inventing illneses then<:alithink:327930371796893698>

2019-06-24 23:25:57 UTC

>Remove all illnesses from the DSM-5
>mental illness eliminated overnight

2019-06-24 23:26:03 UTC

Galaxy Brain tier

2019-06-24 23:27:14 UTC

they made transgender not a illness and fortnite an illness

2019-06-24 23:28:17 UTC

And soon insurance providers won't be required to bankroll hormone therapy. They played themselves

2019-06-24 23:28:45 UTC

The diagnosis parameters are the same, the 20% increase in anhero attempts also speaks volumes to the quackery that is the psychiatric field.

2019-06-24 23:30:32 UTC

If people are feeling worse for longer and trying to kill themselves more despite a massive increase in clinical time with mental health professionals don't you think someone is fucking up thier job?

2019-06-24 23:33:06 UTC

And your diagnosis that you disagree with has no bearing on this opinion of yours, right? Totally unbiased.

2019-06-24 23:33:07 UTC

And your diagnosis that you disagree with has no bearing on this opinion of yours, right? Totally unbiased.

2019-06-24 23:34:23 UTC

Numbers don't lie, they suck at thier job if the ultimate purpose is to fix people.

2019-06-24 23:36:00 UTC

Very bad attempt at dodging the question.

2019-06-24 23:36:30 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/592860636548038668/20190624_183036.jpg

2019-06-24 23:37:34 UTC

I don't disagree I have a bias, do you agree that if more people kill themselves despite getting more 'help' than before that the help is ineffective?

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