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2019-06-24 00:36:06 UTC

Huh, chewing ice cubes is bad for your teeth apparently

2019-06-24 00:36:12 UTC

But how bad exactly

2019-06-24 00:36:21 UTC

says who?

2019-06-24 00:36:26 UTC

Dentists

2019-06-24 00:36:26 UTC

"""dental experts""""

2019-06-24 00:36:36 UTC

who profit from selling you teeth shit u dont need

2019-06-24 00:36:38 UTC

I'm aware as a

2019-06-24 00:36:43 UTC

Oh you're midori

2019-06-24 00:36:56 UTC

It's like chewing rocks, John.

2019-06-24 00:37:00 UTC

Ice is hard.

2019-06-24 00:37:12 UTC

Actually no

2019-06-24 00:37:16 UTC

He's still here

2019-06-24 00:37:18 UTC

<:thvnk:332928260004642827>

2019-06-24 00:40:23 UTC
2019-06-24 00:40:38 UTC

What's the moh's hardness of rock candy

2019-06-24 00:40:41 UTC
2019-06-24 00:41:05 UTC

We're pinging mods today <:thenk:329322130804047872>

2019-06-24 00:41:18 UTC

Tervy isn't a mod

2019-06-24 00:41:29 UTC

๐Ÿ˜‚

2019-06-24 00:41:30 UTC

Not here anyway

2019-06-24 00:41:31 UTC

huh

2019-06-24 00:42:52 UTC

And I pinged him because I had a question that would be in his field of expertise

2019-06-24 00:44:10 UTC

ur boyfriend coming over?

2019-06-24 00:45:25 UTC

Rock Candy is tervy's field of expertise?

2019-06-24 00:45:28 UTC

๐Ÿค”

2019-06-24 00:46:34 UTC

ur mom is ๐Ÿ˜‚

2019-06-24 00:47:12 UTC

Pitiful.

2019-06-24 00:47:49 UTC

Just like ur dick lol ๐Ÿ˜‚

2019-06-24 00:48:49 UTC

Yes, tervy was a cook or something

2019-06-24 00:49:13 UTC

I'm watching a man describe his asshole as "happy"

2019-06-24 00:49:15 UTC

Cooks aren't the same as confectioners.

2019-06-24 00:50:29 UTC

Pretty much the same thing

2019-06-24 00:50:36 UTC

Are you upset I didn't ask you?

2019-06-24 00:51:33 UTC

No, because I'm not a confectioner either.

2019-06-24 00:51:40 UTC

What kind of question is that?

2019-06-24 00:52:47 UTC

Just checking

2019-06-24 00:53:58 UTC

nerd

2019-06-24 00:58:28 UTC

Also, I would assume that Rock Candy varies in hardness depending on how it's prepared

2019-06-24 00:59:34 UTC

dislike that stufg

2019-06-24 00:59:40 UTC

real sticky

2019-06-24 01:00:20 UTC

My favorite candy is those strawberry things with the filling

2019-06-24 01:07:08 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/592521055961350165/IMG_20190623_200627.jpg

2019-06-24 01:12:11 UTC

Found a review for the candies by your wife @Matthew

2019-06-24 01:12:22 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/592522374033833994/Screenshot_20190623-211143.jpg

2019-06-24 01:15:41 UTC

I'd be insulted if I wouldn't absolutely eat 2 pounds if that in a single sitting.

2019-06-24 01:16:50 UTC

You cant tho

2019-06-24 01:17:18 UTC

You need at least 3 minutes sucking per candy to get that goo effect

2019-06-24 01:17:18 UTC

How do you figure

2019-06-24 01:17:18 UTC

>2 ounds

2019-06-24 01:17:20 UTC

what candy

2019-06-24 01:17:30 UTC

this is key information john

2019-06-24 01:17:38 UTC

@Pawp the strawberries

2019-06-24 01:17:44 UTC

With the gooey center

2019-06-24 01:17:52 UTC

THOSE?

2019-06-24 01:17:54 UTC

I FuCKING LOVE THOSE

2019-06-24 01:18:08 UTC

Everyone does

2019-06-24 01:18:14 UTC

They are the best candy

2019-06-24 01:18:54 UTC

You know what candy i miss that fuckied died

2019-06-24 01:18:56 UTC

creamsavers

2019-06-24 01:19:03 UTC

the fruit flavored life savors

2019-06-24 01:19:04 UTC

so good

2019-06-24 01:19:07 UTC

Fucking cream savers

2019-06-24 01:19:53 UTC

Are those actually gone?

2019-06-24 01:19:56 UTC

Never liked them

2019-06-24 01:20:06 UTC

John, shut up.

2019-06-24 01:20:06 UTC

tasted vaugly like vomit

2019-06-24 01:20:26 UTC

They shut the brand down years ago but i think they still make the strawberry ones

2019-06-24 01:20:43 UTC

which is annoying because i liked raspberries

2019-06-24 01:21:23 UTC

They still sell cream fruit hard candies

2019-06-24 01:21:24 UTC

@Pawp what were those granola bars that had candy bits in them?

2019-06-24 01:21:31 UTC

Just not that brand

2019-06-24 01:21:31 UTC

Kudos

2019-06-24 01:21:52 UTC

>acceting a sub ar knockoff of a candy you want

2019-06-24 01:22:02 UTC

right one of my keys isnt working

2019-06-24 01:22:19 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/592524876791808010/917FIilPuTL._SY550SX354_SY550_CR00354550_PIbundle-5TopRight00_SX354_SY550_CR00354550_SH20_.jpg

2019-06-24 01:22:31 UTC

It's "p"

2019-06-24 01:22:42 UTC

THOSE

2019-06-24 01:22:42 UTC

yeah

2019-06-24 01:22:43 UTC

Give it the stepdad treatment.

2019-06-24 01:22:52 UTC

Hit it real hard.

2019-06-24 01:23:06 UTC

Creamsavers was the knockoff, retard

2019-06-24 01:23:26 UTC

Nah its both my p key on my laptops keyboard and the usb one plugged in as well

2019-06-24 01:23:33 UTC

Has American candies ever tasted better than thier original counterparts?

2019-06-24 01:23:52 UTC

@Pawp did you bind it to something for gaymen?

2019-06-24 01:24:03 UTC

No, its some weird software quirk

2019-06-24 01:24:13 UTC

ill figure it out tomorrow

2019-06-24 01:24:55 UTC

No time like the present.

2019-06-24 01:25:25 UTC

eh, too much work

2019-06-24 01:25:35 UTC

ill just copy paste it till i leave for work

2019-06-24 01:28:07 UTC

you know matt

2019-06-24 01:28:44 UTC

some other food things i miss are dominos Mac and cheese breadbowl, it was so fucking good. and they got rid of it,

2019-06-24 01:29:03 UTC

im still angry that they removed and fucked u the chicken kicker recipe

2019-06-24 01:30:54 UTC

@Deleted User @Pawp what flavor am I having tonight

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/592527037768532110/20190623_122955.jpg

2019-06-24 01:31:29 UTC

!VOTE rasberry

2019-06-24 01:32:26 UTC

>sherbert

2019-06-24 01:32:43 UTC

Just throw it all out, worst ice cream

2019-06-24 01:32:50 UTC

no fun john strikes again

2019-06-24 01:32:58 UTC

But it isn't ice cream.

2019-06-24 01:33:03 UTC

It's sherbet.

2019-06-24 01:33:09 UTC

<:thvnk:332928260004642827>

2019-06-24 01:33:17 UTC

Did we have this conversation before?

2019-06-24 01:33:33 UTC

You can be wrong more than once, John. It isn't illegal.

2019-06-24 01:33:47 UTC

damn my foot fell asleep

2019-06-24 01:34:01 UTC

@Pawp that happens if I take too long of a shit

2019-06-24 01:34:11 UTC

dont die matt

2019-06-24 01:38:18 UTC

You're not the fucking boss of me

2019-06-24 01:45:48 UTC

Sherbet is shit, get a nice gelato

2019-06-24 01:56:32 UTC

I already have the sherbet, you idiots, it's literally a 3-choice question, no write-ins

2019-06-24 02:11:57 UTC

I'm writing in Gelato, and penciling in a vote for Mickey Mouse during out next election

2019-06-24 02:12:26 UTC

Fite me cunt

2019-06-24 02:14:38 UTC

Orange @Matthew

2019-06-24 02:26:49 UTC

Thank you, John.

2019-06-24 02:26:53 UTC

It was delicious.

2019-06-24 04:51:52 UTC

quiet

2019-06-24 04:51:55 UTC

night

2019-06-24 04:57:56 UTC

holy night

2019-06-24 04:58:04 UTC

๐ŸŽ„

2019-06-24 05:14:16 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/592583249394532395/image0-35.png

2019-06-24 05:14:22 UTC

Take a bite

2019-06-24 05:27:05 UTC

@Iren Masot here take it iron faggot

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/592586473761669130/IMG_20190624_054021.jpg

2019-06-24 05:27:29 UTC

Wew lad

2019-06-24 05:27:35 UTC

good luck fixing it

2019-06-24 05:27:41 UTC

why

2019-06-24 05:27:50 UTC

I removed the rear wheel to examine the play

2019-06-24 05:28:18 UTC

I was unironically wishing you good luck, you said you had to fix it

2019-06-24 05:28:20 UTC

Why put it back together when I don't have the tools yet

2019-06-24 05:28:21 UTC

Oh

2019-06-24 05:28:25 UTC

Yah

2019-06-24 05:28:26 UTC

Lmao

2019-06-24 05:28:27 UTC

foo

2019-06-24 07:07:07 UTC
2019-06-24 07:07:16 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/592611686909739008/IMG_20190614_193933.jpg

2019-06-24 07:08:09 UTC

Beczuล‚ka dla przyjaciรณล‚

2019-06-24 07:09:45 UTC

Big sipp or smol hand

2019-06-24 07:10:16 UTC

Auchan

2019-06-24 07:10:26 UTC

๐Ÿ‘ <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

2019-06-24 07:10:40 UTC

Yep

2019-06-24 07:10:52 UTC

Auchan is uncanny to me

2019-06-24 07:11:01 UTC

I love that shop

2019-06-24 07:11:04 UTC

Except for LPG

2019-06-24 07:11:05 UTC

It's always set up the same way

2019-06-24 07:11:14 UTC

That is one thing I was disappointed with

2019-06-24 07:11:22 UTC

Different city, its the same

2019-06-24 07:11:33 UTC

Only the lighting differs

2019-06-24 07:11:43 UTC

Fucks my mind for some reason

2019-06-24 07:12:15 UTC

Lpg? Your auchan doubles as a petrol station?

2019-06-24 07:14:48 UTC

Nigga

2019-06-24 07:14:56 UTC

There are three auchans in warsaw

2019-06-24 07:15:12 UTC

Two of them have lpg, one has only diesel and petrol

2019-06-24 07:15:21 UTC

But their layouts differ a lot

2019-06-24 07:15:35 UTC

The one without lpg has like a quarter of "bazarek luz"

2019-06-24 07:15:42 UTC

Can't buy rice

2019-06-24 07:24:54 UTC

@Sapharanth I hope that's a 1l can abomination

2019-06-24 07:38:03 UTC

Did either of you have FAXE?

2019-06-24 08:00:04 UTC

Have what @spaqin ?

2019-06-24 08:01:10 UTC

There was this swedish beer sold in auchan that was like 1L 10%
I remember it very well because transplantation of that beer was not accepted by my body

2019-06-24 09:00:46 UTC

Oh nice

2019-06-24 09:01:27 UTC

Get a gladiator if you see it anywherr

2019-06-24 09:01:30 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/592640434480611328/AHI_434d50303131373636_2_LowRes_JPG.JPG

2019-06-24 09:17:08 UTC

Ye I think I saw that

2019-06-24 09:42:48 UTC

Tania bania

2019-06-24 09:46:53 UTC

<:30yo:589183955752845332>

2019-06-24 13:01:32 UTC

@Sapharanth<:handlet:589221995686920208>

2019-06-24 13:29:58 UTC

Less see you hold a 1l can @ยทMatthew#1575

2019-06-24 13:39:35 UTC

@ยทMatthew#1575

2019-06-24 13:40:03 UTC

dunno why yours dont work

2019-06-24 14:01:23 UTC

Discord is fugged

2019-06-24 14:01:26 UTC
2019-06-24 14:01:50 UTC

@Millwood It sure is, barely anything is loading

2019-06-24 14:02:06 UTC

discord does it again

2019-06-24 14:04:50 UTC

it wasn't their fault for once

2019-06-24 14:05:12 UTC

Discord trannies did it

2019-06-24 14:05:56 UTC

What will those tranies do next

2019-06-24 14:06:25 UTC

yeah Cloudflare route leaked a bit

2019-06-24 14:51:34 UTC

.

2019-06-24 17:45:28 UTC

๐Ÿ‘ฝ ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ’จ ๐Ÿ˜ค ๐Ÿ˜– ๐Ÿ˜ฉ ๐Ÿ‘Œ

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/592772295039385604/Screenshot_2019-06-24-12-43-51_1.png

2019-06-24 18:17:37 UTC

in space noone can here u brap

2019-06-24 18:33:37 UTC

<:handlet:589221995686920208>

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/592784413352394753/IMG_20190624_133259.jpg

2019-06-24 18:34:04 UTC
2019-06-24 18:34:10 UTC

lite

2019-06-24 18:34:11 UTC

r

2019-06-24 18:34:44 UTC

Litre is for overseas gaijin

2019-06-24 18:40:57 UTC

It's litr

2019-06-24 18:41:23 UTC

I don't even understand what dee's complaint is

2019-06-24 18:41:30 UTC

!answer length of dee

2019-06-24 18:41:33 UTC

2019-06-24 18:42:25 UTC

whatever

2019-06-24 18:44:41 UTC

boys, what's a non-fedora email provider that doesn't require a phone number? ideally something that won't go the way of lavabit.

2019-06-24 18:46:24 UTC

Gmail

2019-06-24 18:47:08 UTC

:kys:

2019-06-24 18:47:15 UTC

hate gmail.

2019-06-24 18:47:21 UTC
2019-06-24 18:47:25 UTC

You said non-fedora

2019-06-24 18:47:45 UTC

smh. it needs a phone number, no?

2019-06-24 18:47:50 UTC

No

2019-06-24 18:48:22 UTC

It's an option for recovery, but you can just use a different email address for recovery instead

2019-06-24 18:48:49 UTC

oh, fair enough. thanks lad.

2019-06-24 18:49:39 UTC

<:dynoSuccess:503779430217547776> another fish hooked

2019-06-24 18:49:51 UTC

๐Ÿ˜ก

2019-06-24 18:51:53 UTC

Just install a containers plugin for your browser to keep Google, Facebook, etc in their own sandboxes

2019-06-24 18:52:35 UTC

will do lad x

2019-06-24 18:52:45 UTC

Xoxo

2019-06-24 20:16:42 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/592810355210584124/1561184015412.png

2019-06-24 20:16:48 UTC

They're turning on each other

2019-06-24 20:16:50 UTC

Nice

2019-06-24 20:21:18 UTC

that is 100% bait

2019-06-24 20:21:42 UTC

Shut up, cismale

2019-06-24 20:21:51 UTC

if the riduculous wording and those extra letters added on didnt make it obvious

2019-06-24 20:22:49 UTC

actually

2019-06-24 20:23:09 UTC

the gays apparently now call lgbt lgbtqiap

2019-06-24 20:23:32 UTC

tf that even mean

2019-06-24 20:23:46 UTC

it all means gay like

2019-06-24 20:23:56 UTC

why not just be called gay

2019-06-24 20:24:10 UTC

Name is going to grow like German combination words

2019-06-24 20:27:09 UTC

@Millwood I don't believe it. I have heard of instances of tribalism but this must just be a stunt.

2019-06-24 20:27:33 UTC

Whatever

2019-06-24 20:27:42 UTC

oh yeah

2019-06-24 20:27:47 UTC

the q means queer

2019-06-24 20:27:59 UTC

I do hope it's true and they'll destroy each other

2019-06-24 20:28:01 UTC

thats just what u call kids who acted gay

2019-06-24 20:28:23 UTC

so ur identity is that u act gay but ur not?

2019-06-24 20:28:27 UTC

just dont lol

2019-06-24 20:28:49 UTC

actual gay people might be unable to stop being into other men

2019-06-24 20:29:03 UTC

just rude

2019-06-24 20:30:07 UTC

I can't find that image using ANY reverse image search.

2019-06-24 20:30:22 UTC

@Millwood Did you come here to show off your hot new bait to us?

2019-06-24 20:30:38 UTC

Go put it on /pol/, see how many (you)s you get

2019-06-24 20:30:38 UTC

Yes

2019-06-24 20:30:41 UTC

freshly pressed b8

2019-06-24 20:30:44 UTC

Deal with it

2019-06-24 20:30:53 UTC

>pol

2019-06-24 20:30:54 UTC

Can't wait for this to be the next big meme

2019-06-24 20:30:55 UTC

No thanks

2019-06-24 20:31:10 UTC

who would think the b8man would craft such a thing

2019-06-24 20:31:17 UTC

this has been a "thing" for months

2019-06-24 20:31:18 UTC

>made bait
>doesn't want to go fishing with it

2019-06-24 20:31:25 UTC

I didn't make it retard

2019-06-24 20:31:26 UTC

this bait aint new at all

2019-06-24 20:31:34 UTC

tf iren chatting

2019-06-24 20:31:45 UTC

wait

2019-06-24 20:31:53 UTC

is it like iron or like eye ren?

2019-06-24 20:33:07 UTC

I don't know, I just banged it out on a keyboard in 2005

2019-06-24 20:33:17 UTC

eye ren tho

2019-06-24 20:33:51 UTC

๐Ÿ‘

2019-06-24 20:34:59 UTC

So what internet circles would I need to run in to know "this has been a thing for months"

2019-06-24 20:36:17 UTC

@Millwood stop posting this edgy /pol/ horseshit you stupid faggot

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