Someone on /tg/ did the math and it would take some tens of thousands to live

or something like that <:brainlet:589104479887032330>

ive had a headache since like 2016, constant drinking is what keeps me going tbh

hydrate

🌬 🍑 💨

Dee dying of a tumor

too much anime

🌬 🍑 💨

Brilliant

brap

🌬 🍑 💨 👃

fixed, you're welcome

brrrrrrr

appppp

**SKFFF**

Gf texted me and told me to wait to cook my brunch, said she'll cook it for me when she gets home in an hour

Isn't it lunch then? <:thinkjojo:333980344044879872>

Yes, but that's okay.

Because now I don't have to cook it myself.

pancake extra braps please

https://youtu.be/T_vRbBRPr3c

Wish me luck boys, fixing my bike today

🚲

Fuck bicyclists

God I hate them

uwu ride with traffic and follow the path of least resistance

Most cyclists would rather make a point

they fuck up traffic to say "fuck cagers"

and then I die when someone runs me over in anger

lmao iren

i gotta remove the freewheel myself

i just ordered the tools

The ones that ride in the middle of the street at a constant speed don't bother me

It's the ones that go in loopy lines and weave in and out of parked cars

The ones who occupy the lane when they don't need to are the ones who suck the most

<:brainlet:589104479887032330>

the ones driving on the street when there's a bike lane deserve death

And since they're using their own, physical effort to move themselves, they have a rather "No cop no stop" attitude when it comes to stop signs

>looping in and out of parked cars
I duck out of traffic to let cars pass, if that's what you mean

>stopping at stop signs

lmao stupid burger

Don't fucking do that unless you want to win a doorprize @Iren Masot

Just ride in the street at a constant speed

That gets me killed the most 😂

If you're gonna ride in the street like a car, you better follow the same rules as a car, faggot

and same speeds 😎

Mattie I get cut off and swerved at if I'm in the lane

I don't want to die

I want you to die

:c

There's no pleasing everyone

This coffee tastes really odd <:blobsweats:427568683003412505>

I just used cocoa powder, sugar, milk, a little salt and vanilla

and it tastes like, I dunno

meat

or something... <:blobthinkingeyes:427568214579609601>

should've added coffee

shoulda added meat

The coffee was an assumed ingredient

and without the coffee it's a bomb-ass hot cocoa

why would you add anything but milk to coffee

Because mocha

peasant 😂

@spaqin what bike?

free

Do tell c:

idk

it has parts

\🤔

and shitload of free play on the rear wheel

this emote does not work on win7

I'm bombing around on my dead-ass grandpa's beach cruiser

RIP madlad 😢 7

o7

He was an accountant who made mad bank, and bought this cheap piece of shit back in 1987

I tried to like it but it's literally Wal-Mart tier 😂

it rides

and was free

dont complain

So much so I had to throw the original wheels and fork into the trash, and it's still giving me shit <:rolf:589102490696548371>

I have maybe fifty hours into keeping it going

@spaqin You don't understand, I ride my uncle's old Stingray from when he was a kid

I love fixing old stuff

This one is just <:rolf:589102490696548371> 🔫

Imagine being a bike snob

Very gay

<:FeelsBadMan:589103983558393857> Any one else would have thrown it away

Also

Imagine not riding in traffic

Imagine not just driving a car

Or taking the bus

Imagine having a water content of only forty percent

🤔

Only real reason to bike in the year 2019 is for exercise or for fun

Cycling in The Loop is fun

Move to Chicago

i wouldn't commute on bike

>moving to the worst city in the USA

LOL

maybe if it were like 5km tops

Imagine me on that beach cruiser, bombing the ass off of peasantry traffic

That was literally me just now, oooh

I was at UIC so it was a ten minute ride to Millennium Park, tops 😂

\😂

Spaqin share bike pls

cba to take pics

gnite

<:FeelsBadMan:589103983558393857>

pls

@Iren Masot Wait, do you literally live in Chicago?

I didn't think it was possible for me to like you any less.

bike is for wage slaves

Hmmm

Do I live in chicago?

<:alithink:327930371796893698>

Now that I know you're a Chicagoan, I literally want to crush your throat

You're just jealous my shooting spree is a statistic instead of news

Do you even own guns?

CAN you own guns?

Poor Gunlet.

Still jealous.

How many times did you get hassled for money by bums on the way to take that picture?

Went to chicago for a funeral once and god damn, was that city disgusting

damn that gun looks good mat

I'd love to see it pressed against the back of your skull

Matt in a bad mood because gf can't cook

RIP pancakes 🥞

And my smol boi

Wow shiny spheres, just like on my GeForce 256

omg a gun im litrally shacking and crying rn

think of the children

wtf

Are those bullets next to the gun.

Bullets kill people

This is not okay

@Iren Masot try getting better pedals for the bike, they make a massive difference

🤔 those rubber chonkers are okay so far

I've got some nice metal pedals. One side is regular pedal, the other is a clip for my cycling shoes. Stops my feet slipping off when I'm going 50kmph

Like, I get your point but those are free, and I don't want to $$ on this one. I think I'm going to run it for a bit longer while I get something else together that can run cargo.

The clips are great

But getting used to them is shit

I'll keep it in mind for that next bike I'm building

Keep in mind if you're getting pedals like that, you'll need the shoes to go with, but regular metal pedals are good too, last a lot longer. I replaced my plastic pedals that were falling apart with them

If you do go for clips, go for mtb clips and not road clips, because the road ones are flush with the shoe, whereas the road ones aren't, so you can't walk about in road bike shoes.

What kind of bike do you have?

A mountain bike converted to an electric, and a road bike, though the road bike has the same pedals as the mountain bike

I've built a track bike but am too fat to ride it comfortably right now 😂

and have my uncle's childhood Stingray that I ride around town because you can't convince me to make sense

How fat are we talking?

230, 240 <:blobconfounded:427568418107949090>

At least that number is Freedom Units

Lmao fat titted bitch

In retard units or kilograms?

Matt won't tell us how much he weighs

So about 100-120kg

I've said it many times you idiot @Iren Masot

I'm 280

!answer 240lbs to kg

Matt I don't treat this server like some kind of Reddit feed

<@&209260592911876096> is ghost of porco gone too?

probably under maintenance

uh WHAT

it should be not down

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

@pigbotv2

Gay mods gay bot needs it's daily semen refill

its*

Don't bother, Matt has too much fat in his brain to remember that

I'm a fucking supermodel in comparison

feels good, man

You're not too far behind by the sounds of it

@Iren Masot not too fat to cycle on your track bike, I went from 95 kg to 85 by cycling about 15km a day on my road bike

@Semi Truck mc Clusterfuck Don't tell anyone, but I think the fit is wrong, too. I don't know what the fuck I'm doing <:brainlet:589104479887032330>

The frame size?

56 cm

How tall are you?

I'm...tall. Yup, tall. Not manlet size.

5'10"

LOL

if u google proper bike size for height and stuff it will show u everywhere what to pick

MANLET MANLET

5'10

lmao what a manlet

Oh no <:blobconfounded:427568418107949090>

secret's out

So your frame size should be right

Maybe a little bit on the small size

I've done the Google thing but the fit still doesn't seem right. I've kind of shelved that in favor of getting less fat on a more forgiving ride for now.

Imagine being short AND fat

o i am laffin

The weight is real <:FeelsBadMan:589103983558393857>

The only reason why you have big hands is because the fat had nowhere else to go @Matthew

Literally not how that works, but whatever helps you cope

Matt

you

weigh

280 pounds

literally Chung

What's your waist size, dear

69 <:rolf:589102490696548371>

<:madman:589105474226618384>

<:CRYINGEMOJI:476230103332814878>

: !answer 240lbs to kg

!answer 240lbs to kg

Naisu

!answer 15km to miles

<:thvnk:332928260004642827>

!average height of american

Brainlet

!answer average height of american male

Delete me, you won't

!answer average height of american

MANLETS BTFO

wot

!answer 167 centimeters to feet

!help

Above average 😎

!answer 1 mile to meters

!Answer average height of European

>european

>no answer

<:rolf:589102490696548371>

Did it die again?

caps

!answer average height of European

@Matthew idiot

Euros confirmed for manlets

>meters <:chinese_think:323022148870602752>

>nearly two thousand meters

Only 1.7 KM tall

No big

😎

compared to American 2.3

My dick's 2.3 km long, tru fax

proo

f

>just post dix pix!!!

"no"

🎐

🎐

He can't post dick pix because he's underage