lol imagine drinking

That is rich from you, billy

found my old rice tbh

Still don't remember you

It's okay deets

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Wait are you the guy who's blender exploded on him?

no

the true power of linux

Arch virgin

i havent used arch for like a year

Poor John. DOCTOR'S ORDERS to put down the bottle, but still denies that he has a problem

I cri

mayvbe alcohol doesnt mix well with hrt pills

I did not consider this.

I've never seen John, but I bet he's pretty! 😊

bet he cute

Mirin' @Deleted User's cute tushie

Shut up matt, they are seeing if external factors might affect my blood pressure.

Did you tell them about the server where you get bullied and gaslit into thinking you have an alcohol problem daily?

That might affect your blood pressure tbh

Have you tried not having high blood pressure?

Yoga?

Fasting, or prayer?

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just b urself bro

What game is that

yeah I think I left before the off-topic purge, thats the only post of mine I could find

think thats dragon ball

@Tribit please skip the foreplay and rename @dee to deets

please not again

man that computer memory flash dongle is good, still working it today

Keep porn in nsfw, retard @dee

its not porn

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I will speak to your mother and ask her opinion then, young man

Spank him

@Matthew do something about that cancer on the states of us

Ever feel like hungry for air

@Millwood don't be O B S E S S E D

Problem solved

like wish you could just bite it but then you try and its unsatisfying

npc meme bad<:angeryturt:538725038346731540>

Something really does have to be done about it tho, street shitting levels are reaching India levels there

This is from a couple months ago and it's getting worse

Picture for ants

@Matthew stop being OBESED

@Millwood please have sex

Cant rn

I wish I could, actually

Sad brokedick euro

I'd be O B S E S S E D too if I were as pathetic as you

los creaturas...

Being you must be a real bummer @Millwood

Nah

It's pretty chill

Could be better ofc, but it's not bad

Nice cope

Boy, I hope that game doesn't end up sucking.

It sure would be a shame if a company overhyped and overpromised on a product

I wasn't excited for it before but now I hope it's good

Look at matt not enjoying something before it's out

I hope it's good. I'm just prepared for it to be shit

Games with stupidly long dev cycles don't tend to turn out well

Unironically the game that caught my eye the most was Minecraft Dungeons

But that's probably because I'm on an ARPG kick right now

Plus, I'm a filthy casual now. Games that require hundreds of hours of my time and memorizing books of lore are 🤢 to me these days

1$ vodka

@Deleted User <a:baw:445145710015545355> <a:baw:445145710015545355> <a:baw:445145710015545355>

Inb4 "grrr I hate Applebee's"

Imagine getting killed at an applebees

Imagine liking applebees

Applebee's is perfectly acceptable family dining on a budget

5/10 restaurants are a valuable staple

They aren't

If you're on a budget eat in

Don't sustain a chain of sad family restaurants

Better choice: leave the sadsacks at home and enjoy a decent meal with friends who don't complain about *everything*.

I am wonderful company

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Yes, John, I'm sure you make everyone around you look really, really good.

Unlike your dysfunctional family and probably to a lesser extent you I can contain my autism in company.

so many have fell

many more are bound to follow

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Tfw not even on the list

@Deleted User also,
>has to be someone he's not to be bearable in public
>acts like this is a strength

O I am laffin

Sorry, John, not everyone can be blessed with natural charisma like myself.

Everyone acts differently in diffrent situations around diffrent people the concept there is a true self that you are suppressing is a modern one mainly pushed by autists and retards

if I reveal my power level in public I'd be socially quarantined

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can't be worse than whatever's happening right now though

@Deleted User That's one hell of a cope, dear.

You act exactly the way you act here at work?

Or with your family?

Eh

Of course. I threatened to rape my boss today.

>doubt

I said "Hey Lauren. If you don't get my reports printed right Meow, I'm gonna pin you down and fuck you."

And she said "ha ha, Matt, you scamp, you! I'll get those printed asap!"

Matt posting cringe I see

@basker dear, is that a penis? In a non-nsfw channel?

Looks like you're the cringe one here.

@Hiruzen tfw not even on that list

I thought Black Mirror was supposed to be good

This acting is horrid

Or is This kind of those shows I'm supposed to look past the wretched performances to focus on the stories and concepts?

never liked blackmirror

Well, even brainlets are right sometimes I suppose

If I understand properly, each episode is its own self contained story, so maybe I'll like other episodes.

yea

each ep is a mini story

The acting doesn't get better @Matthew

I liked the premise of the first episode, but the acting was bad. I feel like if I read it as a written story, I'd have loved it.

That's the one with the memory implants, for those of you following along.

Just do what I do and read the wiki summary

the copy brain one?

Much better than watching third rate actors stumble through an episode

@basker the one where people are scrubbing through their memories like youtube and the main guy is O B S E S S E D with finding out if his wife is having an affair

oh yea

i kinda pick through the episodes

the army/monster one is alright

I'm just gonna watch them sequentially and drop whichever ones seem shit

theres a future talent show one thats good

I watched one while I was in Kentucky with my brother that had Miley Cyrus in it that was absolutely awful

dont know that one

Also, I am stricken by an intense melancholy right now. Gf stayed home from work today sick, and the first thing I did when I got home was bitch that nothing got done around the house, then I watched TV until just now. Just noticed that she put up this thingy by the front door and now I feel guilty for being such a prick

Huuuuuuh

Curse my few personality flaws

LOL

nice letter tho

or card

She gave that to me on Valentine's day, which means she rooted through my desk to find it

I'm fucked, aren't I

buy her some flowers

as a random suprise

Thanks boomer

She should know better than to expect you to keep every scrap of paper she gives you

But I do

https://youtu.be/SpnSNPg-giU

I don't get the problem, just get her flowers then that seems to fix most things

I still have my prom corsage and the letters we used to write back in the 9th grade

That's sweet

The problem is she spent time today putting together a "I love Matthew" shrine and I stomp in the door and start complaining

Huuuuh this sucks

Oh

Maybe I'll wake her up with a backrub and apologize

rub her ||feet||

Then again, I'm only in 2 of those pictures, and Stamper is in 3.

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Well, I don't feel guilty anymore.

I owe nothing to someone who's so obviously taken the dogpill.

go buy the dog a bone

She knows you care for stamper more than the cat if it's still alive

Then again again, I actively resist having pictures taken of me. Maybe she just didn't have enough for the collage.

Maybe I will surreptitiously replace one of the dog pictures with one of myself and see if she says anything.

I'll get to the bottom of this in no time at all.

@basker also, feet are disgusting and if you ever suggest that again I'll fucking glass you, cunt.

ill floss on your corpse

I'll outlive you and live a fulfilling, happy life

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/2FcgrOTY9Ao/maxresdefault.jpg

That doctor appointment on the board is for prenatal care. We'll probably be actively trying to get pregnant by the end of next month. Get dabbed on, cumlet

if you don't even notice your wife's shrine to you, then my shrine to you has no hope

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I don't have a wife

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i say wife because its shorter than typing out "the lady you aren't married to but are having a baby with"

Gf is two letters, fucko

would it be better if i said fiancé?

Make this mistake again and you'll have rather large handprint on your doughy ass

wife

wife

wife

wife

A glutton for all things, even punishment, eh?

your common law

its true, i am a masochist

@basker Minnesota isn't a common law state, BITCH

oh i thought it was federal thing

im a canuck

sorry for your loss

"canuck" is an anagram for "an cuck"

<:pepestressed:327933525124841482> canadians are always so rude

All Canadians are rude trannies, gotcha

Why do you even care if you'll pay even more for child support

Once a kid enters the equation you may as well get married

can I get a divorce

eyyy raptors won

I was working when it happened, whole bar was chanting 'lets go raptors' and even the chefs were watching the game

Then I got cut early because everybody remembered it's a work night and nobody in Canada parties right bcz it's expensive

oy I haven't been in here for w hile

@Cad it was a tense game

I understand how the Canucks feel, because us kiwis have done something similar in the Australian NBL

https://youtu.be/1Ch9PlvRihM

Don't think we won since, but we went on a 4 from 5 championship streak

@AilurusNOx#3003 not even 7 minutes later
AilurusNOx#3003 has left the server.

lol

what happen

We were evaluated, and found lacking

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new emojis thanks to our Discord(tm) Nitro(R) Boosters(patent pending)

clowns are gonna get us banned homie

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die a clown or honk long enough to become a clown killer

@Tribit who dat

scroll up a little more

I had a conversation with him about Warframe when he was on another name

oh

Missed that one completely

well he was here a year ago

whoever that was

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At the doctor's rn

I hate this atmosphere

<:implying:589103384699863050> being sick

Not sick I need a refill prescription

@Windatica >not bringing back the :imgay: emoji

Isn't it gay month? <:thonk:288060975775612929>

i don't have that, ask tribit

I don't either

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Why do we even keep you people around?

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Oh god no

Oh god yes

Now we're definitely not adding that as a emote now

Thanks fags

Mods fags

@Julian @Millwood @dee thanks to you, too

>he believed mods would add that