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2019-05-23 11:17:31 UTC

Mmm
i love drinking glass shards

2019-05-23 11:18:20 UTC

Reminds me of an old video

2019-05-23 11:20:35 UTC

@Mereck if it's the same video I'm thinking of, the sound was very similar when it popped

2019-05-23 11:23:23 UTC

probably the largest BBS

2019-05-23 11:28:34 UTC

@Julian I was answering Billy on the "drinking glass shards" so I really hope you're not thinking of what I'm thinking of otherwise you should probably seek medical assistance instead of typing here

2019-05-23 15:13:20 UTC

Cool, I'm shitting right now too

2019-05-23 15:16:54 UTC

browsing is the most comfy way to spend your time on the toilet

2019-05-23 15:21:11 UTC

My dog is shitting atm as well

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/581139572659060747/IMG_20190523_1819102.jpg

2019-05-23 15:21:17 UTC

based

2019-05-23 15:48:34 UTC

Dogs always look so worried and uncomfortable when they're shitting

2019-05-23 16:01:56 UTC

They always look to you for protection

2019-05-23 17:14:40 UTC

fucking jesus

2019-05-23 17:14:54 UTC

every civ in my game just declared war on me in the same turn

2019-05-23 17:15:37 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/581168369961533442/unknown.png

2019-05-23 17:17:34 UTC

at least you've not got Ghandi trying to nuke you

2019-05-23 17:19:26 UTC

i just want to get a domination victory <:blobconfounded:427568418107949090>

2019-05-23 17:19:59 UTC

what the hell did you do to annoy them all?

2019-05-23 17:20:21 UTC

btfo spain and zulu

2019-05-23 17:20:23 UTC

did you post nsfw in the wrong channel?

2019-05-23 17:20:26 UTC

lol

2019-05-23 17:20:42 UTC

its not fucking fair <:deletdis:560200664794398741>

2019-05-23 17:21:41 UTC

my old friend sweden even betrayed me

2019-05-23 17:21:47 UTC

kike ai

2019-05-23 17:21:56 UTC

you got cucked by the cucks

2019-05-23 17:41:55 UTC

defense holding up pretty well <:blobsweats:427568683003412505>

2019-05-23 17:46:35 UTC

o fuck, the gooks are knocking <:blobsweats:427568683003412505> <:blobsweats:427568683003412505> <:blobsweats:427568683003412505> <:blobsweats:427568683003412505>

2019-05-23 17:56:16 UTC

You forgot to leave โญ:star:โญ:star:โญ review

2019-05-23 17:57:46 UTC

i walk a lonely road..

2019-05-23 17:59:40 UTC

>tfw conditioning squirrels to enjoy being pelted by things by alternating small pebbles and peanuts

2019-05-23 17:59:50 UTC

Why did I spend my lunch break on that

2019-05-23 18:05:07 UTC

>John is recreating *Willard*

2019-05-23 18:09:25 UTC

That's an obscure one

2019-05-23 18:09:41 UTC

Also I would never kill my squirrel friends.

2019-05-23 18:11:04 UTC

Neuter and carefully curate the population to prevent burden if I gain full control and can use them to commit crimes, sure. But never kill.

2019-05-23 18:22:05 UTC

train them to find money

2019-05-23 18:22:25 UTC

if they have money, give them more peanuts

2019-05-23 18:23:03 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/581185342711922688/IMG_20190523_202103.jpg

2019-05-23 18:23:06 UTC

Who crt?

2019-05-23 18:44:44 UTC

I cut a sandwich and it kinda looks like a pussy

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/581190799652290591/20190523_134417.jpg

2019-05-23 18:44:49 UTC

Mods, no ban plz

2019-05-23 19:04:51 UTC
2019-05-23 19:05:55 UTC

I'm safe from him, he doesn't know what a Pussy looks like

2019-05-23 19:21:16 UTC

Been a while since you got laid, Matthew? At least you're buying chink shit and not consuming thots as if they were products

2019-05-23 19:22:50 UTC

I've literally never had sex, or seen a woman in person from a distance less than 30 feet

2019-05-23 19:27:02 UTC

both of those facts being due to his 30 ft radius

2019-05-23 19:35:46 UTC

Since when did we get emotes

2019-05-23 19:37:54 UTC

<:thonk:288060975775612929>

2019-05-23 19:38:30 UTC

Forever?

2019-05-23 19:47:27 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/581206583241998367/IMG_20190523_144649.jpg

2019-05-23 19:47:32 UTC

Manlets BTFO

2019-05-23 20:11:02 UTC

fucking can't get this screen off

2019-05-23 20:11:16 UTC

Included plastic tools already worn as fuck

2019-05-23 20:11:44 UTC

what else can I used to get between the body and screen itself

2019-05-23 20:13:08 UTC

Are you the facemask dude

2019-05-23 20:13:22 UTC

That doxed like last year

2019-05-23 20:14:10 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/581213307747303435/1539948330744pol.jpg

2019-05-23 20:21:50 UTC

@Kimichiboi chinks use some really thin wire or something

2019-05-23 20:22:01 UTC

Or thread

2019-05-23 20:22:07 UTC

You get the idea

2019-05-23 20:22:33 UTC

Cram it into one edge and slowly "saw" it down by moving the wire left and right

2019-05-23 20:22:49 UTC

Also use some heat

2019-05-23 20:22:56 UTC

From a hair dryer or something

2019-05-23 20:24:04 UTC

Fishing line

2019-05-23 20:24:18 UTC

im not seperating the glass from the lcd

2019-05-23 20:24:31 UTC

just getting the screen out of the body is so fucking difficult with these shit quality tools

2019-05-23 20:24:44 UTC

im still at step 1 and i'm getting mad <:angery:518855299277520923>

2019-05-23 20:26:35 UTC

guitar puck I got with it broke when I tried this

2019-05-23 20:26:40 UTC

๐Ÿ˜ก

2019-05-23 20:29:03 UTC

Yeah the shitty $2 tools are really bad

2019-05-23 20:29:37 UTC

trying with playing cards rn but they always fucking break before I get to the corner

2019-05-23 20:29:41 UTC

ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

2019-05-23 20:29:50 UTC

Reee

2019-05-23 20:30:03 UTC

DDD:

2019-05-23 20:30:04 UTC

Just get a screwdriver ;)

2019-05-23 20:30:14 UTC

๐Ÿ‘€

2019-05-23 20:30:20 UTC

too frisky

2019-05-23 20:30:36 UTC

just get a wedge

2019-05-23 20:30:46 UTC

<:thinkturt:498925089224654859>

2019-05-23 20:31:53 UTC

dont have any fingernails to get inbetween it too

2019-05-23 20:31:58 UTC

fucking chinkssssss

2019-05-23 20:33:34 UTC

@Julian would you say a flat head screwdriver is safe enough to not damage the glass?

2019-05-23 20:33:37 UTC

๐Ÿ‘€

2019-05-23 20:37:24 UTC

@Kimichiboi you know what would have prevented this right

2019-05-23 20:37:30 UTC

mods....

2019-05-23 20:46:55 UTC

You know it's true

2019-05-23 20:48:19 UTC

<:alismirk:230784726615588865>

2019-05-23 21:16:52 UTC

shouldn't have cheaped out on prying tools

2019-05-23 21:20:19 UTC

alternatively,

2019-05-23 21:20:29 UTC

stop being cheap and pay a wagie to fix your shit <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

2019-05-23 21:21:14 UTC

i have more extremely helpful information

2019-05-23 21:51:26 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/581237783461625856/0uhpzpjx6tz21.png

2019-05-23 21:52:21 UTC

>see huawei shilled in the commercials for cheap

2019-05-23 21:52:40 UTC

Lmao, poor bastards that'll buy one now

2019-05-23 21:53:13 UTC

@Matthew thanks I hate it

2019-05-23 22:08:44 UTC

Good job maty

2019-05-23 22:13:09 UTC

Not my pic

2019-05-23 22:17:47 UTC

These hands are impervious to damage

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/581244412860825600/20190523_171725.jpg

2019-05-23 22:22:12 UTC

Everyone thinks it is until you get a staple to under the thumbnail.

2019-05-23 22:23:12 UTC

I split my thumbnail the night Nani rekt stamper, the nail regrowth finished a couple weeks ago

2019-05-23 22:37:37 UTC

Was interesting to watch the damaged portion move across my nail like a glacier tbh

2019-05-23 22:38:48 UTC

yeah, that's pretty comfy to watch

2019-05-23 22:38:59 UTC

happened to me a few years back

2019-05-23 22:39:15 UTC

stabbed into my thumb whilst sharpening a knife

2019-05-23 22:41:14 UTC

God finishing.com is genuinely great to read, everyone is knowledgeable and polite

2019-05-23 22:41:40 UTC

Is it a forum

2019-05-23 22:41:48 UTC

Yes, also most replies were made in the early 2000s so everyone is probably also dead now

2019-05-23 22:42:50 UTC

Thank God we through the week, now on to enjoy the weekend.

Bill
Ride or die.
Firebird '69
Bikers for life

2019-05-23 22:43:15 UTC

That's like 90% of the posters, it's great

2019-05-23 22:43:30 UTC

Forum boomers are pretty comfy tbh

2019-05-23 22:44:34 UTC

probably, yeah

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/581251154961498132/unknown.png

2019-05-23 23:21:14 UTC

if the price is right, i ll gladly buy huawei

i need notebook for my mom, to play sims 4

thinking 'bout it, maybe i ll just give her my pc, and upgrade to zen 2

i heard the computech or something like that, presentation is next week

2019-05-24 02:12:14 UTC

Well time to unsubscribe to codyslab

2019-05-24 02:12:24 UTC

He's lost it

2019-05-24 02:20:05 UTC

i havent watched any of his vids recently

2019-05-24 02:20:09 UTC

whats going on?

2019-05-24 02:27:21 UTC

Mental break he is deciding to document on his main channel

2019-05-24 02:27:31 UTC

oh boy

2019-05-24 02:34:55 UTC

His gf left him and now he's a wreck

2019-05-24 02:37:16 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/581309716471349278/2019-5-23_21-37-7.PNG

2019-05-24 02:37:26 UTC

Also, *Imagine the smell*.

2019-05-24 02:38:05 UTC

i was about to say he could probably do better than her

2019-05-24 02:38:16 UTC

but ive changed my mind

yeah, i was like "how did this autismo get gf"

now the world is in balance again

2019-05-24 02:39:20 UTC

He said "copper is a pretty good anti-microbial", but it got cut off.

2019-05-24 02:39:33 UTC

He wears copper chainmail everywhere he goes.

did not know copper is too

2019-05-24 02:39:41 UTC

oh god

2019-05-24 02:39:48 UTC

dont remind me about the chainmail

2019-05-24 02:40:05 UTC

Cooper might be am antimicrobial but it still stinks when in contact with human oils fucking Christ Cody fuck

2019-05-24 02:40:37 UTC

Well, this is what happens when you get YouTube famous as a kid.

2019-05-24 02:41:06 UTC

It's a good anti-microbial in the sense that if you make a doorknob out if it, it'll be a hostile environment for germs. It doesn't stop you from smelling like a farmyard and sweat

2019-05-24 02:41:12 UTC

And be a socialist atheist

2019-05-24 02:41:18 UTC

i usually only watch the videos of him doing the real sciencey stuff so i miss most of the autism

2019-05-24 02:41:29 UTC

i guess he is worse than i thought

2019-05-24 02:41:37 UTC

Most of it was science stuff until the recent vids hit

2019-05-24 02:41:45 UTC

Like until this week

i even enjoyed to watch him mine stuff with explosives, it was pretty chill

2019-05-24 02:42:02 UTC

Joke's on you, John, he follows like six different Latter Day Saints twitter accounts. I don't think he's atheist

2019-05-24 02:42:31 UTC

yeah the mine videos were cool, gardening was real comfy too

2019-05-24 02:42:50 UTC

i liked the smelting stuff too

2019-05-24 02:43:55 UTC

his gfs face bugged me tho

2019-05-24 02:43:57 UTC

His video on his secondary channel was kind of concerning today

2019-05-24 02:44:02 UTC

something was off about it

2019-05-24 02:45:29 UTC

"Hey, just so you guys know, I pace around my house for extended periods of time, I don't have internet access at home, I don't bathe regularly, my girlfriend just left me, and I'm suspended from my college and in debt! Thanks for watching, see ya next time!"

2019-05-24 02:45:40 UTC

*royalty free electronic music*

well at least he is not danger to other people

imagine that he knew how to make explosives or something

that would be distaster

2019-05-24 02:46:29 UTC

what the heck happened to cause all this shit

2019-05-24 02:46:37 UTC

suspended from college and gf left?

2019-05-24 02:46:41 UTC

what the hell happened

2019-05-24 02:46:41 UTC

Seems it.

2019-05-24 02:47:37 UTC

Oh, and the police raided his shed because he had radioactive materials.

2019-05-24 02:47:55 UTC

<:blobthinkingeyes:427568214579609601>

matthew, give me name of one person that does not have radioactive materials.

your comment makes no sense

2019-05-24 02:48:31 UTC

He had a lot more than the average guy, it seems

2019-05-24 02:48:36 UTC

he had like, uranium or some shit

2019-05-24 02:49:15 UTC

I wonder why he's on academic suspension

2019-05-24 02:49:19 UTC

yeah me too

2019-05-24 02:49:25 UTC

thats waht i really want to know

but still, was there snitching involved, or did they just see youtube channel, it makes me curious now

maybe it was his gf the whole time

throwing sticks under his feet

'till the defeat

2019-05-24 02:50:27 UTC

You get on academic suspension from underperforming in grades

2019-05-24 02:50:29 UTC

Oh, it means he was doing shitty on his classes

2019-05-24 02:50:36 UTC

Christ matt

2019-05-24 02:50:50 UTC

did she do the autistic equivalent of a false rape claim, telling the cops about his stash of radioactive material?

2019-05-24 02:51:02 UTC

Still less debt than Cody tho so I guess you did something right

2019-05-24 02:51:05 UTC

Hey stupid, you're not good at your course material. We think it'll help if we prohibit you from attending classes

2019-05-24 02:51:18 UTC

Also Cody didn't get it taken away, he had a bunch of waste he did give them tho.

2019-05-24 02:51:20 UTC

His split with his girlfriend was amicable, he said as much

2019-05-24 02:51:36 UTC

And his gf made a video too

2019-05-24 02:51:53 UTC

she say why?

2019-05-24 02:51:55 UTC

Basically she didn't want to live in a dirt bunker in the middle of nowhere

2019-05-24 02:52:05 UTC

What a pleb, right?

they just say that stuff for youtube bucks

2019-05-24 02:52:08 UTC

*fair enough*

2019-05-24 02:52:19 UTC

girls, amirite?

2019-05-24 02:52:45 UTC

I don't think he was lying

2019-05-24 02:53:06 UTC

tfw too autistic to lie

2019-05-24 02:53:25 UTC

He took full responsibility for it, actually. He said he wasn't "fun to be around" due to his stress and whatnot

2019-05-24 02:56:17 UTC

Who doesn't want to live in a bunker tho

2019-05-24 02:56:30 UTC

Also, his gf was named "Canyon", spelled Kanyen, so... No great loss?

2019-05-24 02:56:38 UTC

plus she ugly

libtard women are weird, they dislike bunkers

2019-05-24 02:56:53 UTC

i dont get it

2019-05-24 02:56:56 UTC

bunkers are great

2019-05-24 02:57:18 UTC

...libtard ? When was her politics even mentioned, you memester

you are libtard too

2019-05-24 02:58:03 UTC

Oh

2019-05-24 02:58:03 UTC

dont you get it matt? the only way she should dislike bunkers is if shes a libtard

but i have something special for you

I m about to eat this

2019-05-24 02:58:37 UTC

Cat food, huh?

2019-05-24 02:58:41 UTC

i knew you were a dog, that jsut proves it

2019-05-24 02:59:01 UTC

He did have a furry avatar that was a dog before

2019-05-24 02:59:17 UTC

Do I want moose track ice cream, or strawberry sundae?

you mistake me for someone

but this is what i eat quite often

it is cheap, high protein, does not taste bad

looks like vomit tho

2019-05-24 02:59:42 UTC

i just ate a baconator

2019-05-24 02:59:45 UTC

That dog from touhu

2019-05-24 03:00:02 UTC

The one in the annoying techno song

2019-05-24 03:00:05 UTC

Is it going to bother you if he never owns up to it, John?

i had just this avatar and john wick before

2019-05-24 03:00:16 UTC

Not really

2019-05-24 03:00:42 UTC

<:momiji:484207805616881675>

2019-05-24 03:00:52 UTC

I've had this avatar for a while, maybe it's time to change.

2019-05-24 03:01:06 UTC

But I really, really like it.

2019-05-24 03:01:13 UTC

what is it

2019-05-24 03:01:20 UTC

Poor matt, his whims are fickle and retarded

2019-05-24 03:01:39 UTC

It's the main bad guy from Animaniacs

2019-05-24 03:01:51 UTC

oh i thought it was from kim possible

2019-05-24 03:02:13 UTC

Dr. Draken is who you're thinking of.

2019-05-24 03:02:20 UTC

yeah thats it

2019-05-24 03:02:24 UTC

kind of a similar look

2019-05-24 03:02:32 UTC

Just the toothy grin.

2019-05-24 03:02:35 UTC

yeah

2019-05-24 03:02:46 UTC

could be his silhouette

2019-05-24 03:03:00 UTC

No it's that kid from Xiaomi showdown

2019-05-24 03:03:00 UTC

I don't think he had a high-collar jacket.

2019-05-24 03:03:12 UTC

<:miclick:527149623609917451>

2019-05-24 03:03:15 UTC

i never actually watched kim possible so...

2019-05-24 03:03:16 UTC

Fuck

2019-05-24 03:03:28 UTC

My phone is retarded now

2019-05-24 03:03:28 UTC

Shaolin showdown, John.

2019-05-24 03:03:34 UTC

It's Jack Spicer.

2019-05-24 03:03:42 UTC

I lied to you, Billy.

2019-05-24 03:03:48 UTC

How could it not know such a culturally influential show

2019-05-24 03:03:53 UTC

id watch xiaomi showdown

2019-05-24 03:04:06 UTC

Spoiler, Huawei loses.

2019-05-24 03:04:38 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/581316602037796864/unknown.png

2019-05-24 03:04:56 UTC

Yeah, him.

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