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2019-05-23 05:08:04 UTC

an insult to jojo

2019-05-23 05:08:06 UTC

@Deleted User he was already retarded and blind in an eye,what could I have made worse

2019-05-23 05:08:29 UTC

anyways, I've thought about things recently

2019-05-23 05:08:33 UTC

and I've concluded

2019-05-23 05:08:41 UTC

maybe I just don't deserve to be happy

2019-05-23 05:08:47 UTC

<:googlethink1:328536264292827139>

2019-05-23 05:08:54 UTC

*cough*

2019-05-23 05:08:58 UTC

I don't think you are doing this right

2019-05-23 05:09:11 UTC

<a:doot:511686461683138580>

2019-05-23 05:09:18 UTC

Nah, you made a mistake, I don't think you are a bad person, but young and prone to letting your dick do the thinking.

2019-05-23 05:09:19 UTC

maybe it's just my fate to be sad all the time

2019-05-23 05:09:21 UTC

Hiru, Bantz aside, if you're feeling emotionally compromised, you should seek help.

2019-05-23 05:09:38 UTC

Nah, they'll dose him up and make it worse.

2019-05-23 05:09:41 UTC

Actual professional help

2019-05-23 05:09:49 UTC

I already go for counselling twice a week

2019-05-23 05:10:04 UTC

Don't use anything smaller than 9mm, brainlet brains are easy to miss.

2019-05-23 05:10:04 UTC

@Pawp but....*I am the professional*

2019-05-23 05:10:06 UTC

Get a better counselor

2019-05-23 05:10:40 UTC

it's nice having someone to talk about your problems for sure

2019-05-23 05:11:04 UTC

I just use my gf for that.

2019-05-23 05:11:09 UTC

๐Ÿ˜

2019-05-23 05:11:21 UTC

must be nice, huh...

2019-05-23 05:11:44 UTC

It can be. I think we're heading into a rough spot tbh

2019-05-23 05:12:09 UTC

at least you were given the opportunity for a relationship

2019-05-23 05:12:18 UTC

huuuuuuuuuh

2019-05-23 05:12:21 UTC

Oh, you had one too.

2019-05-23 05:12:31 UTC
2019-05-23 05:12:32 UTC

ok imma dip, this baww shit is getting too much for me

2019-05-23 05:12:48 UTC

yeah, maybe I'm not cut out for this whole interaction thing

2019-05-23 05:13:03 UTC

so I'm just concentrating on research and development

2019-05-23 05:13:32 UTC

@Pawp Don't use that emoji.

2019-05-23 05:13:35 UTC

if I can't help myself, I can at least help others through my work

2019-05-23 05:13:50 UTC

It doesn't belong here, don't give it legitimacy.

2019-05-23 05:14:00 UTC

Discord added more emjoi slots. Where are the non shit mods to prune emojis and add more good ones

2019-05-23 05:14:18 UTC

Porco is dead because he got married.

2019-05-23 05:14:29 UTC

he did?

2019-05-23 05:14:31 UTC

holy shit

2019-05-23 05:14:32 UTC

when?

2019-05-23 05:14:37 UTC

Matt4mod

2019-05-23 05:14:41 UTC

<:woah:333623269674713098>

2019-05-23 05:14:45 UTC

He married his chink gf.

2019-05-23 05:14:48 UTC

@Deleted User congratulations!

2019-05-23 05:15:29 UTC

I would've unironically attended if he sent an invite tbh

2019-05-23 05:15:33 UTC

<:wholesomethonk:373550351082848267>

2019-05-23 05:16:07 UTC

It was a meme wedding

2019-05-23 05:16:09 UTC

maybe one day I'll do the same for you guys

2019-05-23 05:16:14 UTC

So you missed nothing

2019-05-23 05:16:23 UTC

Because it meant nothing

2019-05-23 05:16:25 UTC

<:angeryturt:538725038346731540>

2019-05-23 05:16:43 UTC

assuming we're all still alive by then and I haven't an heroed

2019-05-23 05:16:50 UTC

John. I actually need your advice

2019-05-23 05:16:50 UTC

<:blobstop:427568773143330829>

2019-05-23 05:17:01 UTC

Do not joke about kys

2019-05-23 05:17:13 UTC

We make those jokes FOR you

2019-05-23 05:17:26 UTC

Yeah. No real suicide jokes plz

2019-05-23 05:17:29 UTC

I thought it was AT me

2019-05-23 05:17:30 UTC

haha

2019-05-23 05:17:32 UTC

haaaa

2019-05-23 05:17:35 UTC

ha.....

2019-05-23 05:17:36 UTC

Yes, pawp?

2019-05-23 05:18:15 UTC

Also John. I'm going to my sister's wedding in fall. I'm going to buy a flask or two. What's a good drink to put in it so I can get intoxicated but not too fucked up so I can still eat all the good food

2019-05-23 05:18:19 UTC

<:thinkturt:498925089224654859>

2019-05-23 05:18:27 UTC

Also can I trust a chink flask

2019-05-23 05:18:29 UTC

How much do you weigh

2019-05-23 05:18:39 UTC

190lbs

2019-05-23 05:18:45 UTC

everclear

2019-05-23 05:18:48 UTC

lmao weightlet

2019-05-23 05:18:53 UTC

Weightlet

2019-05-23 05:18:58 UTC

<:thinkturt:498925089224654859>

2019-05-23 05:19:09 UTC

Stick to apple juice, little guy

2019-05-23 05:19:25 UTC

but I'm 160 lbs so I can't really talk shit

2019-05-23 05:19:28 UTC

<:pepeturt:499291994649133067>

2019-05-23 05:19:34 UTC

<:thvnk:332928260004642827>

2019-05-23 05:20:20 UTC

anyhow, now that this is over, I have 4.5 more fun and engaging years to look forward!

2019-05-23 05:23:25 UTC

Hmh.

2019-05-23 05:23:31 UTC

Checked the C: drive on my Windows computer.

2019-05-23 05:23:46 UTC

C:\PORN\ is just sitting there.

2019-05-23 05:23:54 UTC

Well?

2019-05-23 05:23:57 UTC

Let's see it

2019-05-23 05:24:05 UTC

Oh, I'll see it alright.

2019-05-23 05:24:07 UTC

๐Ÿ˜‰

2019-05-23 05:24:20 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/580989372250324992/unknown.png

2019-05-23 05:24:34 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/580989430916055044/e55.jpg

2019-05-23 05:24:50 UTC

Heh, Pornlet. @kontroll

2019-05-23 05:24:58 UTC

nah

2019-05-23 05:25:01 UTC

he just has

2019-05-23 05:25:08 UTC
2019-05-23 05:25:12 UTC

oooooh

2019-05-23 05:25:16 UTC

that was a good one

2019-05-23 05:25:23 UTC

clappu clappu

2019-05-23 05:26:15 UTC

@Matthew It would be silly of you to assume that it is my only porn folder.

2019-05-23 05:27:14 UTC

I only have about 20GB of waifu material

2019-05-23 05:27:46 UTC

huuuuuuuuuh

2019-05-23 05:28:36 UTC

I was merely taken aback by its existence. Especially in that location.

2019-05-23 05:32:46 UTC

@Pawp they all give a weird flat taste if you leave anything in there for more than a couple hours against your body, I would reccomend just getting a glass flask of vodka and calling that a day.

2019-05-23 05:33:06 UTC

Or not be sneaky drunk and enjoy whatever terrible mistake you think your sister is making.

2019-05-23 05:33:39 UTC

Glass flask. Hell no. My nephew would break that shit

2019-05-23 05:33:50 UTC

is it a dry wedding? why do you need to sneak in booze?

2019-05-23 05:34:03 UTC

Don't give your nephew a flask, retard

2019-05-23 05:34:26 UTC

I'm drinking during the long ass ceremony and the fact that I'll be there dealing and helping the whole time

2019-05-23 05:34:41 UTC

>dealing

2019-05-23 05:34:49 UTC

Inheriting the family meth business?

2019-05-23 05:41:42 UTC

<:thvnk:332928260004642827>

2019-05-23 05:42:22 UTC

He...deleted it. What are you dealing. @Pawp

2019-05-23 05:42:38 UTC

<:rooBONK:504025121791672330>

2019-05-23 05:42:42 UTC

Anyway, vodka in a generic stainless flask you boil in water and then use coarse salt with a touch of water.

2019-05-23 05:42:53 UTC

Seal and shake it around

2019-05-23 05:43:07 UTC

Empty and let air dry

2019-05-23 05:43:13 UTC

Thanks John. Knew you'd know best

2019-05-23 05:43:35 UTC

I actually don't own a flask, this is just how I clean my canteens

2019-05-23 05:43:44 UTC

That I keep water in

2019-05-23 05:50:18 UTC

..

2019-05-23 05:51:31 UTC

I added the last part because I knew you would say something

2019-05-23 05:52:01 UTC

and I knew you expected a response

2019-05-23 05:52:10 UTC

I was only trying to oblige

2019-05-23 05:52:13 UTC

"vodka is mostly water it's fine"

2019-05-23 05:52:18 UTC

Or something

2019-05-23 05:52:45 UTC

For some reason I'm craving a double Chocolate brownie with cream cheese icing

2019-05-23 05:52:46 UTC

What an odd observation of expecting an expectation

2019-05-23 05:52:57 UTC

Like chess but we are both morons.

2019-05-23 05:53:03 UTC

King me.

2019-05-23 05:55:51 UTC

Anyway matt

2019-05-23 05:55:59 UTC

You want some stolen government property?

2019-05-23 05:56:14 UTC

John what is it and how much

2019-05-23 05:56:22 UTC

HUOOOOOOOOOH?! YouTube recommended some Canadian cuck looking fella and whatever "cooking" show he has going on.

2019-05-23 05:56:27 UTC

"Let's make bootleg Nutella!"

2019-05-23 05:57:10 UTC

But in the process he made some hazelnut butter. I remember eating that shit as a kiddo and being unable to find it as I grew older simply because I didn't know what it was.

2019-05-23 05:57:13 UTC

Is this the Barry video. That guy is british

2019-05-23 05:57:17 UTC

<:rescWtf:558364472398315550>

2019-05-23 05:57:18 UTC

No.

2019-05-23 05:57:48 UTC

It's hard to argue which one is more cuck looking, but the Barry mong turns my stomach.

2019-05-23 05:58:06 UTC

who?

2019-05-23 05:58:07 UTC

The channel used to be called my virgin kitchen.

2019-05-23 05:58:14 UTC

*oh*

2019-05-23 05:58:14 UTC

Friend of ashens.

2019-05-23 05:58:18 UTC

that guy

2019-05-23 05:58:22 UTC

Oh thatneber seen that guu

2019-05-23 05:58:31 UTC

And not clicking so I'll never see him again

2019-05-23 05:58:38 UTC

What kind of a cucked channel name is "virgin kitchen"?

2019-05-23 05:58:42 UTC

Like... jesus fucking...

2019-05-23 05:58:50 UTC

Also. What a cunt for not jarring the homemade Nutella

2019-05-23 05:59:32 UTC

He has kids and a pretty cute wife too. Barry mvk guy. He rebranded his channel to something less obviously trollable.

2019-05-23 05:59:35 UTC

>nutella is mentioned
>billy hops back on the chat after saying he is done for the night

2019-05-23 05:59:59 UTC

Go to bed billy, lying is unbecoming of you

2019-05-23 06:00:08 UTC

John make brownies

2019-05-23 06:00:25 UTC

No, I don't eat sweets after 8

2019-05-23 06:00:30 UTC

What is it about Nutella that brings out the retard in women?

2019-05-23 06:00:39 UTC

I get acid reflux

2019-05-23 06:00:45 UTC

>not letting the brownies cool overnight

2019-05-23 06:00:55 UTC

I didn't say eat then all John tf

2019-05-23 06:01:12 UTC

>baking something and not eating it warm

2019-05-23 06:02:09 UTC

>not wanting to coat your brownies in icing

2019-05-23 06:03:10 UTC

>not just dipping a warm brownie in a warm bowl of icing

2019-05-23 06:04:02 UTC

I'm not trying to impress anyone

2019-05-23 06:04:26 UTC

huh, i didnt say i was going to bed, i was jsut leaving the chat will hiru stopped being depressing

2019-05-23 06:04:42 UTC

also i dont eat sweets

2019-05-23 06:04:49 UTC

im a salty snack guy

2019-05-23 06:05:29 UTC

I am really debating playing hat in time but if I don't like it this will be ruined

2019-05-23 06:05:41 UTC

its only 11pm, i have another 5 hours before i go to sleep

2019-05-23 06:05:43 UTC

John a hat in time is genuinely good

2019-05-23 06:06:26 UTC

It is genuinely good

2019-05-23 06:06:28 UTC

The only gripe I have with it is that the dlc Levels are catered towards high level players

2019-05-23 06:06:48 UTC

And I'm not about to get good ad speed running a hat in time to figure that shit out

2019-05-23 06:06:49 UTC

It's not the best game in the world, though, so don't put it on too high of a pedestal

2019-05-23 06:07:37 UTC

if you want a hat in time to feel like the best game ever, play a few hours of yooka-laylee before starting

2019-05-23 06:07:55 UTC

I hope it gets a sequel that leans more heavily onto the sm64 bandwagon with more levels and such

2019-05-23 06:07:56 UTC

Ugh.

2019-05-23 06:07:57 UTC

Or I can play a bunch of flash games

2019-05-23 06:08:18 UTC

If I want to know how bad things really can be

2019-05-23 06:08:52 UTC

Best flash game you ever played?

2019-05-23 06:09:01 UTC

heli attack 3

2019-05-23 06:09:42 UTC

When I think of flash games the first that comes to mind is rhe courage the cowardly dog one

2019-05-23 06:10:05 UTC

Motherload

2019-05-23 06:10:18 UTC

This guy gets it

2019-05-23 06:10:42 UTC

I liked orisanals

2019-05-23 06:11:03 UTC

he just seems like a nice old man

2019-05-23 06:11:07 UTC

onslaught td 2

2019-05-23 06:11:10 UTC

who just recreates recipes

2019-05-23 06:11:23 UTC

Onslaught 2 TD, fams

2019-05-23 06:11:24 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/581001215236767764/latest.png

2019-05-23 06:11:28 UTC

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

2019-05-23 06:11:37 UTC

๐Ÿคœ

2019-05-23 06:11:45 UTC

๐Ÿค›

2019-05-23 06:11:51 UTC

๐Ÿ™

2019-05-23 06:12:46 UTC

The music was genuinely great

2019-05-23 06:13:58 UTC

Pee is stored in the balls

2019-05-23 06:14:13 UTC

oh fuck

2019-05-23 06:14:21 UTC

blast from the past, matt

2019-05-23 06:20:24 UTC

Kids these days will never know the terror of waiting 10-15 minutes for their flash game to load, only to find out that it SUCKS

2019-05-23 06:21:57 UTC

Or worse. Only to get part way there in one to have it crash

2019-05-23 06:22:47 UTC

>tfw wasn't allowed to use the family computer for games so had to play school or church approved ones

2019-05-23 06:23:54 UTC

i remember trying to jam clay into the buzzer so the dialup sounds wouldn't wake up my parents when i snuck onto the computer at night

2019-05-23 06:24:22 UTC

it never worked so i would just close the computer cabinet while it was connecting and cross my fingers

2019-05-23 06:26:12 UTC

remember when people had to use the phone but you're online?

2019-05-23 06:26:13 UTC

haha

2019-05-23 06:26:15 UTC

good times

2019-05-23 06:26:25 UTC

Remember when AlbinoBlackSheep was active?

2019-05-23 06:26:27 UTC

fuck

2019-05-23 06:27:00 UTC

remember watching flash videos?

2019-05-23 06:27:01 UTC

haha

2019-05-23 06:27:05 UTC

What was that Niggas name

2019-05-23 06:27:08 UTC

those stick figure fights man

2019-05-23 06:27:20 UTC

Zekeyspacelizard?

2019-05-23 06:29:06 UTC

Never forget

2019-05-23 06:42:01 UTC

These are awful and I'm glad they are dead.

2019-05-23 06:45:28 UTC

i forgot that egoraptor wasnt always big gayโ„ข

2019-05-23 06:45:53 UTC

@Deleted User I mean, yeah. But we're almost 30 now, dude. They were cool back in the day

2019-05-23 06:46:06 UTC

The only egoraptor thing I think iv seen are the first few sequalitis videos

2019-05-23 06:46:13 UTC

And I agree with matt

2019-05-23 06:46:24 UTC

How bitter are you that you were getting fingered by your priest while I was playing sick flash games?

2019-05-23 06:46:31 UTC

It was a cool way for young artists to get good and show off there talents

2019-05-23 06:46:44 UTC

Rather then now where it's Tumblr people shilling for commission's

2019-05-23 06:46:49 UTC

I wasn't allowed to watch these so I have no attachment to them

2019-05-23 06:47:04 UTC

What's gay about him now anyway

2019-05-23 06:47:20 UTC

He's gratingly wholesome.

2019-05-23 06:47:50 UTC

Spends of a lot of his time on social media thanking fans for support.

2019-05-23 06:48:11 UTC

very annoying

2019-05-23 06:48:29 UTC

He should send dick pics to his fans like a real pro

2019-05-23 06:48:47 UTC

Like a real pro(jared)

2019-05-23 06:48:59 UTC

i think his girlfriend has downs

2019-05-23 06:49:03 UTC

See, we did it? You set up the joke and I finished it.

2019-05-23 06:49:13 UTC

Now let's never do that again.

2019-05-23 06:49:13 UTC

her face is flatter than any chinks

2019-05-23 06:49:16 UTC

Apparently his nudes were not even that good

2019-05-23 06:49:53 UTC

Who, his skinwalker wife wearing 6 lbs of makeup?

2019-05-23 07:00:34 UTC

why thank fans for support

2019-05-23 07:00:48 UTC

Just fucking make more content as a thank you you ungrateful fuck

2019-05-23 07:01:05 UTC

Want praise but don't wanna work? Just say thanks to their thanks

2019-05-23 07:01:13 UTC

Thanks, Matthew.

2019-05-23 09:44:16 UTC

what imageboard is he using back there

2019-05-23 11:00:42 UTC

Could be anything tbh

2019-05-23 11:01:32 UTC

BBS are still a thing in Asia

2019-05-23 11:15:30 UTC

Motherfuck

2019-05-23 11:15:58 UTC

Was restocking shelves, moved a box of bottles and one managed to pop the fuck off somehow

2019-05-23 11:16:40 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/581078039082041364/USER_SCOPED_TEMP_DATA_MSGR_PHOTO_FOR_UPLOAD_1558609816388.jpg_1558609820873.jpeg

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2019-05-23 11:16:53 UTC

Yay for free roomtemp beer I guess

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