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an insult to jojo
@Deleted User he was already retarded and blind in an eye,what could I have made worse
anyways, I've thought about things recently
and I've concluded
maybe I just don't deserve to be happy
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*cough*
I don't think you are doing this right
<a:doot:511686461683138580>
Nah, you made a mistake, I don't think you are a bad person, but young and prone to letting your dick do the thinking.
maybe it's just my fate to be sad all the time
Hiru, Bantz aside, if you're feeling emotionally compromised, you should seek help.
Nah, they'll dose him up and make it worse.
Actual professional help
I already go for counselling twice a week
Don't use anything smaller than 9mm, brainlet brains are easy to miss.
Get a better counselor
it's nice having someone to talk about your problems for sure
I just use my gf for that.
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must be nice, huh...
It can be. I think we're heading into a rough spot tbh
at least you were given the opportunity for a relationship
huuuuuuuuuh
Oh, you had one too.
ok imma dip, this baww shit is getting too much for me
yeah, maybe I'm not cut out for this whole interaction thing
so I'm just concentrating on research and development
if I can't help myself, I can at least help others through my work
It doesn't belong here, don't give it legitimacy.
Discord added more emjoi slots. Where are the non shit mods to prune emojis and add more good ones
Porco is dead because he got married.
he did?
holy shit
when?
Matt4mod
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He married his chink gf.
@Deleted User congratulations!
I would've unironically attended if he sent an invite tbh
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It was a meme wedding
maybe one day I'll do the same for you guys
So you missed nothing
Because it meant nothing
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assuming we're all still alive by then and I haven't an heroed
John. I actually need your advice
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Do not joke about kys
We make those jokes FOR you
Yeah. No real suicide jokes plz
I thought it was AT me
haha
haaaa
ha.....
Yes, pawp?
Also John. I'm going to my sister's wedding in fall. I'm going to buy a flask or two. What's a good drink to put in it so I can get intoxicated but not too fucked up so I can still eat all the good food
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Also can I trust a chink flask
How much do you weigh
190lbs
everclear
lmao weightlet
Weightlet
<:thinkturt:498925089224654859>
Stick to apple juice, little guy
but I'm 160 lbs so I can't really talk shit
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anyhow, now that this is over, I have 4.5 more fun and engaging years to look forward!
Hmh.
Checked the C: drive on my Windows computer.
C:\PORN\ is just sitting there.
Well?
Let's see it
Oh, I'll see it alright.
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nah
he just has
oooooh
that was a good one
clappu clappu
@Matthew It would be silly of you to assume that it is my only porn folder.
I only have about 20GB of waifu material
huuuuuuuuuh
I was merely taken aback by its existence. Especially in that location.
@Pawp they all give a weird flat taste if you leave anything in there for more than a couple hours against your body, I would reccomend just getting a glass flask of vodka and calling that a day.
Or not be sneaky drunk and enjoy whatever terrible mistake you think your sister is making.
Glass flask. Hell no. My nephew would break that shit
is it a dry wedding? why do you need to sneak in booze?
Don't give your nephew a flask, retard
I'm drinking during the long ass ceremony and the fact that I'll be there dealing and helping the whole time
>dealing
Inheriting the family meth business?
<:thvnk:332928260004642827>
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Anyway, vodka in a generic stainless flask you boil in water and then use coarse salt with a touch of water.
Seal and shake it around
Empty and let air dry
Thanks John. Knew you'd know best
I actually don't own a flask, this is just how I clean my canteens
That I keep water in
..
I added the last part because I knew you would say something
and I knew you expected a response
I was only trying to oblige
"vodka is mostly water it's fine"
Or something
For some reason I'm craving a double Chocolate brownie with cream cheese icing
What an odd observation of expecting an expectation
Like chess but we are both morons.
King me.
Anyway matt
You want some stolen government property?
John what is it and how much
HUOOOOOOOOOH?! YouTube recommended some Canadian cuck looking fella and whatever "cooking" show he has going on.
"Let's make bootleg Nutella!"
But in the process he made some hazelnut butter. I remember eating that shit as a kiddo and being unable to find it as I grew older simply because I didn't know what it was.
Is this the Barry video. That guy is british
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No.
It's hard to argue which one is more cuck looking, but the Barry mong turns my stomach.
who?
The channel used to be called my virgin kitchen.
*oh*
Friend of ashens.
that guy
Oh thatneber seen that guu
And not clicking so I'll never see him again
What kind of a cucked channel name is "virgin kitchen"?
Like... jesus fucking...
Also. What a cunt for not jarring the homemade Nutella
He has kids and a pretty cute wife too. Barry mvk guy. He rebranded his channel to something less obviously trollable.
>nutella is mentioned
>billy hops back on the chat after saying he is done for the night
Go to bed billy, lying is unbecoming of you
John make brownies
No, I don't eat sweets after 8
What is it about Nutella that brings out the retard in women?
I get acid reflux
>not letting the brownies cool overnight
I didn't say eat then all John tf
>baking something and not eating it warm
>not wanting to coat your brownies in icing
>not just dipping a warm brownie in a warm bowl of icing
I'm not trying to impress anyone
huh, i didnt say i was going to bed, i was jsut leaving the chat will hiru stopped being depressing
also i dont eat sweets
im a salty snack guy
I am really debating playing hat in time but if I don't like it this will be ruined
its only 11pm, i have another 5 hours before i go to sleep
John a hat in time is genuinely good
It is genuinely good
The only gripe I have with it is that the dlc Levels are catered towards high level players
And I'm not about to get good ad speed running a hat in time to figure that shit out
It's not the best game in the world, though, so don't put it on too high of a pedestal
if you want a hat in time to feel like the best game ever, play a few hours of yooka-laylee before starting
I hope it gets a sequel that leans more heavily onto the sm64 bandwagon with more levels and such
Ugh.
Or I can play a bunch of flash games
If I want to know how bad things really can be
Best flash game you ever played?
heli attack 3
When I think of flash games the first that comes to mind is rhe courage the cowardly dog one
Motherload
This guy gets it
I liked orisanals
he just seems like a nice old man
onslaught td 2
who just recreates recipes
Onslaught 2 TD, fams
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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The music was genuinely great
Pee is stored in the balls
oh fuck
blast from the past, matt
Kids these days will never know the terror of waiting 10-15 minutes for their flash game to load, only to find out that it SUCKS
Or worse. Only to get part way there in one to have it crash
>tfw wasn't allowed to use the family computer for games so had to play school or church approved ones
i remember trying to jam clay into the buzzer so the dialup sounds wouldn't wake up my parents when i snuck onto the computer at night
it never worked so i would just close the computer cabinet while it was connecting and cross my fingers
remember when people had to use the phone but you're online?
haha
good times
Remember when AlbinoBlackSheep was active?
fuck
remember watching flash videos?
haha
What was that Niggas name
those stick figure fights man
Zekeyspacelizard?
Never forget
These are awful and I'm glad they are dead.
i forgot that egoraptor wasnt always big gayโข
@Deleted User I mean, yeah. But we're almost 30 now, dude. They were cool back in the day
The only egoraptor thing I think iv seen are the first few sequalitis videos
And I agree with matt
How bitter are you that you were getting fingered by your priest while I was playing sick flash games?
It was a cool way for young artists to get good and show off there talents
Rather then now where it's Tumblr people shilling for commission's
I wasn't allowed to watch these so I have no attachment to them
What's gay about him now anyway
He's gratingly wholesome.
Spends of a lot of his time on social media thanking fans for support.
very annoying
He should send dick pics to his fans like a real pro
Like a real pro(jared)
i think his girlfriend has downs
See, we did it? You set up the joke and I finished it.
Now let's never do that again.
her face is flatter than any chinks
Apparently his nudes were not even that good
Who, his skinwalker wife wearing 6 lbs of makeup?
why thank fans for support
Just fucking make more content as a thank you you ungrateful fuck
Want praise but don't wanna work? Just say thanks to their thanks
Thanks, Matthew.
what imageboard is he using back there
Could be anything tbh
BBS are still a thing in Asia
Motherfuck
Was restocking shelves, moved a box of bottles and one managed to pop the fuck off somehow
Yay for free roomtemp beer I guess
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