Last Marvel movie I saw was Ant Man lol

do you think drug addicted mothers should be required to take birth control?

No

The government shouldn't be able to force anyone to do anything, you bootlicking faggot

wew projecting much?

the government should be allowed to step in when necessary

as long as it benefits ME

Filthy euro opinion.

>not being an individualist in the current year

their children will be a burden to the tax payer and not contribute anything to society

muh morals

Yes, look how well that has worked out for bongland. Personal liberties are a meme, lads, we don't need em!

https://www.fastcompany.com/90346224/microsoft-word-is-getting-politically-correct

pretty cool

it scans your documents for any words that might be politically incorrect

and suggests replacements

If you're intoxicated you're not allowed to make big decisions like those, can't believe you don't get this matthew..

I've heard some real dipshit opinions from you, but forced sterilization for a group you don't like is up there

They're doomed for failure

think of the great nation of America

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kkERSYPLzqc&t

you probably think vaccines shouldn't be mandatory either for attending schools

smh

Nice false equivalency

You really should consider finding a hobby that isn't being obsessive about others

Not very respectable tbh

So, do you?

>it's dawn again and he's still here

I would be upset but that requires expectations

dont remind me

His mother should've taken birth control

Can you get more wholesome boomer than this

Literally mailing articles to people on forums via post in 2015

<:wholesomethonk:373550351082848267>

That is wholesome.

I wonder what happened to that kid who was found eating dried spray foam

who the fuck gives a shit

move out

Unless there wasa follow up with pics of the checked food it's bullshit

Would people really do that?

Go on the internet, and tell lies?

Wait, people don't put their chips in the fridge before consumption?

No, and you don't either.

>mom found the warm chip sock

<:pepestressed:327933525124841482>

they're much crispier if you keep em in the fridge

would recommend

Literally not how it works.

No shit, that's the joke

my mouth says otherwise

<:alithink:327930371796893698>

He's not joking, John, he's just actually retarded.

if something tastes better

I want to say hello to the birds of Belgium, they are singing a sweet song and telling kimchi he is a worthless person

don't talk shit if you haven't tried it

I'm talking about chips after you've opened the bag already

Am I mistaken, or did Pringles used to sell potato chips that had been dipped in chocolate?

<:woah:333623269674713098>

Some 'people' used to

https://www.fastcompany.com/1796306/what-were-they-thinking-swoops-hersheys-chocolate-oops

Their categorization as human was corrected and they no longer

Lays had some really bad flavors as well yuck

https://hips.hearstapps.com/del.h-cdn.co/assets/15/45/480x252/gallery-1446489504-delish-pringles-milk-chocolate.jpg?resize=480:*

Weird.

That is degenerate.

does this even classify as a pizza anymore?

@Deleted User

Fuck you

But also, is that a Pizza still?

Pizza is a state of mind, really

it is in the shape of it but just seems like a big cookie

Damn it I already brushed my teeth

Craving a pineapple and anchovy pizza

<:sadmitu:331056421342806026>

You won't trigger me tonight, John.

>fruit >topping >on a pizza

Huuuuh, always count on the idiot to take the bait.

I know it's bait

It's nit

anchovy is nice tho

good taste john!

Bell peppers are okay and so are sundries tomatoes but pineapples arent?

Hypocrites all of you

Do you like Olives on your pizza?

Not really

What about tomatoes

Sliced

Kind of pointless

Yeah, dumbass, they're round

it's like eating Tomatoes with ketchup

<:wholesomethonk:373550351082848267>

You know what really confuses me, putting fried things on pizza

Doesn't enhance the experience of either one

I have never seen this before. What do you mean

You don't like fries on your pizza?

Just kind of gross

poor you

dutch delicacy

<:deletdis:560200664794398741>

I will get you banned again, you freak

>doesnt like frikandel on pizza >doesnt like chips put in the freezer

Well geeeeee matthew.... you're really missing out on this exquisite cuisine

And you're missing out on a good night's sleep

Get outta here

Pretty sure Domino's also has the chocolate pizza

yummy

https://www.jpost.com/Diaspora/Did-this-ancient-Jewish-scholar-introduce-the-world-to-pizza-589438

Why, of course!

I can't believe it took so long for Windows to add Mounting ISO files natively

Thank god the days of using Daemon Tools or Alcohol 120% are over

Nintendo game "Kyle the Yoshi"

Love to play this game on the Nintendo. Big world and lets you travel the world as Kyle the Yoshi... He could transform into wonderful forms and would make me very happy for me and my parents. Would like to play again but cannot find the gamedisc in my cabin.

Anyone else to play "Kyle the Yoshi"?

what

is that a bootleg yoshis island?

Literal cave man talk

Wew, I was almost as stupid as a euro for a second

obsessed

<:turt:443131018950606878>

@gecho wanna die?

<:deletdis:560200664794398741>

<:alithink:327930371796893698>

Don't think I won't

I'm crazy as fuck and I have nothing to live for

dont do it matt

you have your whole life ahead of you

Gay

your whole gay life, sorry

its fine matt, people are ok with you being gay these days

wew he projected so hard it's affecting himself

🇺🇸

🦅

<:boomer:480046032546168863> 😎

<:boomer:480046032546168863> 😎

<:tipsfedora:383326576609329162>

BUT FIRST

Hmm people want me to use wechat

But I don't want that botnet on my phone

🤔

yet u use furrycord

<:radturt:499289662641143808>

@Millwood Post a pic showing how you hold the n64 controller pussy

spoiler alert, if it isn't like this you're doing it wrong

15cm long thumb

N64 controllers do not have pussies

I also already packed up the N64 so I won't take any more pics

https://soundcloud.com/clownworldpodcast/9-notre-oh-man-god-dame-w-alia-hassan-sam-campbell

@Matthew

Pipeline Punch is along with Zero Ultra in the shittiest tasting monster flavours

If it's got a nice looking can it's usually what they blew the budget on

>zero ultra

>shittiest tasting

m8, I reckon your tastebuds are just fucked

Zero ultra is ok

I like me some mango loco

only hamilton sip allowed

I'm about to go buy some sips and lunch tbh

good morning everyone

i hope you are having a lovely day

@Matthew get me some sips too

What's your flavor, babe?

I don't think they make cum-flavored monster, so second favorite?

hey matt

😂

do they still make blue agave full throttle?

back when i drank sips thats waht i would drink

but that was like 10 years ago

I don't think the store I go to carries it

i should see if they have any next time i go to the store

Have they finished widening your doorways so you can go outside?

not yet

Just run really fast at the door and burst through like the Kool-aid man

it will probably work

the last time i had a sip it was so awful i poured it down the toilet

it was a rockstar punch

truly awful

Rockstar Zero Ultra has a really nice berry taste

Or is it "Absolute Zero"?

I forget.

what is the best sip, ill get one when i go to the store next

My favorite is still just <:boomer:480046032546168863>

But that's probably because it's the easiest to find besides full-fat monster

have you ever tried those java monsters

im not sure what to expect from one of those

is it monster with coffee in it?

it cant be right? that would be disgusting

I hate Coffee.

@Tribit here's your sip bro

(Handlets BTFO)

killer citrus <:alithink:327930371796893698>

Yeah, it's an anagram for "mods are gay"

Rude

fuck just cracked my note 5 screen top left corner

Ha

Brainlet

*How*

Do you not have a screen protector?

Fell out of my trousers pocket

while getting out of car

screen protector yes/no?

never

Wow

Yeah, he dropped it from his trousers. Then his glockenspeilen fell on it.

first time I've cracked my phone too

wouldn't have happened with a screen protector frien

Sweetheart, this phone cost me only $160 I can live with a crack which isn't in the display itself

I'll upgrade again next year anyway <:alithink:327930371796893698>

Wouldn't have happened if you were properly rested fren

phone too big for my pocket fren

just floops out when getting out of resting position

Stop wearing girl pants, faggot

shut up!

@Kimichiboi, more like Kimichisoi

I'm fucking so mad right now!!

Yeah man I'm clowning on you epic gamer style

Got my lunch cookin

that's a plastic bag

We /diy/ now

might repair the screen myself since only the top glass got damaged

Careful, dear

/diy/ is not for brianlets

Accidents do happen dear

my iq is still higher than yours <:alithink:327930371796893698>

Dear, iq is not calculated by counting your teeth

sweetheart it has been tested

>his iq was so questionable that he had to have it tested

Yours is room temperature while mine is in the triple digits 🤔

O I am laffin

Takes tests to verify I'm a legitimate genius

Wish I was a simpleton like you. 😔

Being a genius among the dutch means not having to wear velcro shoes, so I'm not impressed, sweaty.

You mean wooden shoes

Dear, that is an offensive stereotype

guys

talk sense

you have been shitposting for quite some time

isn't it time you talked about something more

constructive?

Shut up, mongrel

Sorry, Mongol

blow me