The only ones I can't really laugh along with are the ones where fatties ARE at the gym, working out, and still get mocked

Does fit still have a thread for fatties losing weight too?

Unless they have a ham hock in each hand or something lol

yeah there's /fat/ and /fph/ but i find /fph/ a lot more convincing

also i guess /fast/

so we're just playing worms against each other now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhnsaZW1YNY

*Bring me a higher love*

Just spoke to a co-worker who's had bypass surgery and got the most Gainz Goblin advice ever. Like "oh, you should have a cheat day to reward yourself for sticking to it", "you should eat whenever you feel hungry"

lmao

💯

he surely knows best

damn

@Lefteris more like 400 and rising smh

>needing a bypass surgery to lose weight

fucking americans

Would you help her make a greentext?

No

REEEEEEEEEEEE

https://youtu.be/cpyquNOuWLA

@Julian thanks

thank u mr grips

thank u mr grips

https://twitter.com/3ohBlack/status/1123396200391217154?s=19

bully chinese tourists

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/409811294926012436/573243378209390612/1556740140919.gif

>niggers being niggers
Colour me surprised

Too bad chinks weren't armed

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/198661036683821056/573289392605495303/1556750248534.png

A boomer boomer

Wait.

>.40 S&W

Lol

@Matthew turns out the girl was just using me as leverage to get closer to my friend

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oof

i'm never letting my fucking guard down again

@Hiruzenabsolutely BTFO

thanks matt

good to know

@Hiruzen don't let this turn you into a redpilled incel, dear

I was already long redpilled

eh, plenty of time to get a gf later

i'm gonna focus on the postdoc meme route and fall entirely for a research oriented career

Volcels are just salty incels

@Hiruzen just install grindr

Might as well tbh

Just remember

It's not gay if the 2 guys don't love each other

one day

Coca cola

Mine is so lame

My brother is "Daddy Fizz", and that's fuckin sweet

I'm "Lord Taste"

I'm "Duke Skipper"

More like "Dick Sucker"

"Mister Strong"

hell yeah

tfw Lord Skipper

@Speshu generally speaking, Chinking the chinks never works, really. You can't bullshit a bullshitter.

The whole reason this server exists is to find non-bullshit stores and products to prevent chinking.

guess I'm "Prince Fizz" (fucking gay)

For fuck's sake lmao

I've been having a red line down the center of all the video files I've been trying to play for days now

I thought my GPU was shitting the bed

But no, I had just accidentally enabled "demo mode" for different post-processing effects in my GPU software when I was trying to get HDR working

demo mode made the red line?

like this?

exactly

did it look different on either side?

lol no

too bad, that would have been neat

like playing a game with the left side on high quality and the right side on low

I do not want to have to replace a 400 GPU right now, so I'm glad I'm just an idiot instead

just buy a replacement on ali

it wil be jsut as good

Tfw have enough in savings to buy a gangster tier gpu, but I'm being responsible and saving it for our trip to Kentucky

get that 2080ti my dude

Gf would probably legit kill me if I blew my savings on more gaymen shit

>trip to Kentucky

Nice

its where we all want to go

the state of unbridled spirit

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This chink novel I'm reading is so fucking good. I'm laughing so much

what is it

I'm not saying cuz some cunty fuck here would spoil it since I have seven thousand more pages to read

And. The last one I read which was good was panlong dragon

Tho I recommend the early chapters of tales of demons and gods more

its not chink but i read this book

it was pretty good

its pretty off the wall

That cover art is the most terrible book art iv ever seen

you should see his other books

Also. People don't understand Cthulhu.

He's not supposed to be the final boss

He's supposed to be like. The fuckin doorman. A foot soldier.

Rip

i wouldnt really hold it against this book, its not trying to be authentic with its mythos

here is another book by the same guy

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good shit my dude

well the vampire one

i havent read ass goblins yet

here is the description of the vampire one

*"Franz and Lola are vampires in love. They live in a cottage near the sea with their little vampire baby. Burn Girl is a lonely girl who walks along the bottom of the sea, constantly on fire. The water doesn't put her fire out or soothe her burns. It only makes her feel like she's wearing an itchy wool sweater. Bruno is the buffest vampire. He is building Muscle Island, a floating fortress comprised of mussels. The Vampire Science Council has been working for centuries to prevent the depletion of their arctic planet's blood supply, but the blood has finally run out. Cyrus Lugosi's friends want to slaughter him as part of a ritual sacrifice that will raise Cthulhu from his tomb at the bottom of the sea. There are just two problems: The closest thing to the Necronomicon they've got is a unicorn coloring book, and Cthulhu is more interested in his quest for the perfect hamburger. Their fates will converge when Cthulhu Comes to the Vampire Kingdom."*

so as you can see Cthulhu is portrayed pretty accurately here

Yeah. Trash.

to be fair, being trash doesn't mean its not entertaining

and plus its only 160 pages

Frog cult

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@Matthew you'd fit right in

Hi friends

how is everyone doing here

its been a while since I didn’t order chinkshit

@Deleted User 🤔

Somewhat ironically, it's always athletes who seem to have crippling self esteem issues

Bantz are a normal part of any competition, and these pussies cried to the media?

lmao irl sonic has nikes

shoulda had soaps

>maccas higher than hungry jacks

heresy

absolute madcunt

Where is Jack in the box?

It's a weird list

I wouldn't call Buffalo Wild Wings a fast food place

I see, you're a fast food conessiour?

love how subway is in shit tier only due ???

tho i know there is huge local differences on subway quality soo~ kind of understandable

If McDonalds is B tier, i'm thankful that most this stuff isn't present at my place

Mac is ok

I wonder how taco Bell is like

@Millwood it tastes good but you know damn well how cheap it is

Someone once tweeted at them something like "literally all of your menu items are lettuce tomato beef and cheese, so basic!" And they responded "Yeah, where's YOUR multi billion dollar business?"

Very based tbh

@Matthew We all know why Taco Bell is popular

Because their main product is laxatives ;^)

@StickyDonutHoles DUDE

WEEEEEEEEEEEEED

What

Xdd

Pub food > fast food chains

youre not wrong

@Semi Truck mc Clusterfuck how much does it cost for food and a pint up there?

Ay yo hol up

Are you saying that food cooked in an actual kitchen is better than fast food?

What a fucking shocker

@Matthew Who are you and what did you do with Fatchew?

@StickyDonutHoles what do you mean?

|| most if not all fastfood restaurants have actual kitchen too ||

|| at least here even subway has its own preparation kitchen ||

@Deleted User uni pub, so a fiver

@Tervy || You know damn well what I meant||
||you're a pedantic faggot||

||must be US Thing those kitchenless restaurants <:benis:239668961011040257> ||

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But it was right in front of him

Poor comrade losing sight

sigh

@Sdeck37 stupid German

He can't decide

>not the white version

Stupid burger

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@Hiruzen are you still sulking about the bullet you dodged?

it feels like I'm missing something

like a major quest point

also, she's not dating my best friend, but my best friend is dating another girl that looks like her

....

how are you not holding up bro

i'm telling you its like I've been memed, big time

i'm kinda glad i haven't kept up with your story

but you'll be fine

you're just a virgin on a racist discord server, it can't be that bad

What did you even mean by "she used me to get close to my best friend"?

i was mistaken

different girl

Are you sure you didn't just misread signals and get shot down?

different girl that looks similar

fuckin' arr rook same memes memeing myself

anyways, it does feel like I'm missing out on something important....

very important

but I can't put my finger on it

what year are you

1st year (neophyte) tier

that aint important then

already people are dropping out like flies

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first year yeah they will drop out like flies

Unless you're totally hideous, you will eventually find yourself in a relationship

Don't AVOID talking to girls or being social, but don't orbit either

dont say it like it's a fact of life m8

>unless you're totally hideous

well fuck

You're a sadboi, it doesn't apply to you @spaqin

then include that in your theory

Okay, "Hideous" can mean physically or mentally

if you avoid being social you end up like meeeee

and you dont want that

although pretty soon i wil gain wizard powers, that that will make up for everything

Don't be so hard on yourself

you're /csg/'s thicc king

im going to be a grand wizard

what level is required for grand wizard

Apparently Planetside 2 got a big update, so I'm, gonna give it another try

inb4 it's still the same broken game

you have to be a regular wizard, but also be a racist to get to grand level

oh

sounds like ill get both titles at the same point

maybe the girl's just a narcissist

thats what girls are yes

join me brother spaqin, together we can rule this realm

but i'd rather not

yeah i understand

if you change your mind ill be around

but if i actually do by a chance