DOUBLENIGGER

nigger ^ 2

Anyway, how come garter holsters have the grip pointing up when it would make more sense pointing down

Oh wait

It would be pointing at you the whole time then

John, sweaty, I think it might be time for you to go to bed.

sweaty?

i get sweaty if i drink too much

John gets sweaty if he DOESN'T drink.

john you gotta cut down

alcohoics have a hard time getting accepted on the liver recpeient list

That's why I'll go to China and buy one

>buying a chink liver

dear friend

Then eat it to gain it's power

>buying a chink liver

Dear

Wow

eat matthews ass to get the power of shitposting

His powers are weak

Potion drinker, cease these games.

Can't even initiate and keep up an argument about frozen desserts.

Hey would sweetened frozen cheese count as ice cream it is frozen, has sugar and milkfat

https://youtu.be/OpOmmSiUNyw

@Deleted User no, it would be sweetened and frozen cheese.

You are really, really bad at this.

I just wanted to share a parmesan ice cream recipe so my friends can savor the flavors and aromas of the 18th century.

Well, your friends aren't here, fag.

<:blobconfounded:427568418107949090>

https://youtu.be/N_Tex2AN3rI

fuck

That's a good one.

thats my favorite courage episode

The Katz theme is good, too.

I liked the one with the squids

https://youtu.be/jt3zmsVAakQ

i need to rewatch courage, its been like 10 years

I have the whole thing on my plex server, it's comfy

nice

still no response

not even a seen'

@Hiruzen 's femoid friend: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eeMEK2SgtF4

is my qt a covert ops frigate

http://games.chruker.dk/eve_online/item.php?type_id=11578

<:sadmitu:331056421342806026>

I'm so hungry

make something good

https://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16834235193

this laptop looks perfect for the price

Too bad for the 8GB(soldered?) and the gaming looks, but yeah else that seems pretty ok

if you could upgrade that to 16 gb

it'll be nice

if its soldered that sucks

but does asus do that?

should be fine

but the 8 gigs are soldered as implied

will it dual channel?

apparently there is 120hz model for bestbuy from that same laptop

"br7n6"

and they are 45% NTSC panels anyway according to some

performance wise they are awesome

ryzen and 1660 seems like the perfect sweet spot performance/price wise

oof

Today's project is gonna be cleaning out my garage

@Matthew your second project should be putting up some drywall or shit on the inside

14 inch pizzas

they so huge

it looks like a garage for young abducted females

like damn a even a single slice

fukin big

@androidcrawler >14 inch is big

l m a o

I had 50cm pizza yesterday

sorry, I forgot I was dealing with amerifats

Lmao

@Cole it's a detached garage

I almost didn't fit through the door with that shit

@Matthew do you murder females inside

Why would I waste time or money insulating it

that's a garage?

looked like an abandoned hobo junkie corner tbh

clean that shit up

Yeah, it's literally big enough for my car and not much else

>electric lawn mower

>being so fat you need electric mower

just use a manual mower

@androidcrawler it isn't electric.

afraid your heart will give you?

the mower

androidcrawler only mows lawn with a scythe

The mower is a gas mower. You're a real brainlet, my man

@Matthew nice fridge parking

Why would you even think it's an electric <:googlethink:328536447219138561>

>burning fossils to cut grass

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/273125615228420096/572045111899193386/2rdkbw.png

androidcrawler irl

>not having a goat eat it all up

WHERE'S YOUR HEAD AAAAAAAT

Imagine not having a detached garage

>imagine being so fat you need to use a gas powered lawnmower

what are you

fucking norwegian?

you seem to be really OBSESSED with people using gas

no

I am not obsessed

Someone called me? <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

can't imagine why people wanna inhale burning fumes just to cut grass

when you can get some exercise using a manual power mower

sdeck, are you really some posh european guy

or just a skinny soy boy from "modern europe"

Describe your home right now.

dark

The fuck is either of those?

dark?

lives in a cave

oh i mean theres this idea of the suave eu guy

like the one in your pi

pic, and then theres a lot of eu guys who are really just like those whats the word

those drunkards in england

what are they called

Hooligans?

Monkeys?

No, really. Describe your home. How big is it? How many rooms? Do you have a garage, or a lawn? You're not a salty poorfag, are you?

Chav

Ah those

garage downstairs

@androidcrawler very true picture

But yeah, I'm social conservative if that's what you mean. I wear proper shoes and buttoned shirts everyday and despise tracksuits and that shit. Doesn't mean I'm polished up like your upper pic though

track suits are fine for physical activity tbh

You know what I meant

but then again I've seen people sometimes walk around in their sleeping clothes

literally just pyjamas

I'm wearing jeans, a hoodie, and sandals lmao

>jeans

What's the matter with jeans?

didn't know you were a miner @Matthew

I find their look to be

unappealing

matthew your belly is hiding your left foot, move it a bit ahead would you dear

>can't imagine why people wanna inhale burning fumes

lmao he doesn't love the smell of burned gasoline smh

Your jeans are too long, mate

@Matthew take a selfie pic and blur out your face

@androidcrawler no u

im only wearing boxers right now

Hot

and slippers

also its kinda strange having a bigger chest

Then what are you wearing, dress trousers everyday?

kinda feel like i got tits made of muscles

yea

Only buttoned shirts I wear are flannel

they're practical and comfortable

<:boomer:480046032546168863> 😎

double pleats too

Dressing comfy > dressing for show

they are comfy

I got them custom tailored

I probably never get flannel
Feels to me like sitting on a British chair

pro tip: bamboo fiber > cotton

Imagine having such low self esteem that you have to spend a fortune to make yourself comfortable with your appearance

*Sad!*

I have like 2 button up shirts for official occasions

>imagine not spending money to have comfortable clothes made

Very brainlet

you should know fitting is key to comfort

I'm not sure what to think of bamboo fiber yet

I tried the socks, they are better than cotton

The chink shirts I tried were nice, the socks are meh. Probably meant more for girls

absorbs sweat better, does not stink, more comfortable

get thicker socks

Well duh

most of the socks on aliexpress are paper thin

like seriously wtf

Where'd you get yours?

aliexpress

If you got thicker ones

Socks on ali are always shockingly thin

Yeah the Aliexpress shit is too thin

i got 12 pairs for 13 dollars, it was actually 17 but i saved with coupons added on top of discount

so actually it was like 20-24 dollars or something

one sec lemme grab the link

So you *do* got thick ones, or were you just OK with the thin ones?

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Big-size-42-48-Bamboo-Fiber-men-sock-high-quality-business-sock-casual-socks-12-pairs/1557139750.html

i did get thicker ones

ive been looking for bamboo boxers too

with a crotch pocket is possible

Admittly those do *look* thicker than the ones I got

always check detailed pics

@androidcrawler I would post a selfie but the mods are even gayer than you, so I'd get BTFO

i am not homosexual

>Implying you'd fit on a single selfie

@androidcrawler you're not homosexual, but you're definitely gay

Time for that first sip of the day

if thats an energy drink

i am disgusted in you

of course it's a yar

*crack* **siiiiiiip**

not a yar

wow

Handlets BTFO

wait

that looks like microsoft security essentials logo

It is Matt-So-Soft Sippin' Essentials

Speaking of which, I keep finding sip cans stashed everywhere from last summer lmao

clean up your shit smh

That's what I'm doing, dumbass

Mathew too much energy drinks will definitely hurt you down the road

Yeah? So will being 280 lbs

Energy drinks are the least of my concerns

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmIUvp0e1bw

new video from god himself

is this one of his 'reverse psychology' motivational videos again

no

i think

well he aint convincing me that im gonna do anything worthwhile

we all know

Expectations were never high for you, dear

whats the official name for these poorly drawn smug political memes?

Art

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/330295536986882058/570183025074110474/astolfopeekgif.gif

wew lad

three days later, and a "no"

what the hell is going on in those premises...

are u talking about ur """"gf""""

ye

well, yes but also no

what did you ask to get the "no"

what matt said

"hey, I wanna see you, can I come over"

I have no idea what matt said fren

she replied after 3 days? 🤔

charisma stat check failed

yeah

this girl disappears from social media for days at a time

you dont have her number?

well, I took down the wrong one by mistake

I'm missing a digit and I don't know which onr

you can blame my autism for that

was it just a no

if so

rip bro

If you got a flat "no", it's RIP

after 3 days too

oof