wait joh nhasnt tried circus peanuts

<:thonk:288060975775612929>

I forgot, I'll get them later

John how the Fuck can you hate freedom this much

They're fucking gross tho

agreed

If John comes back and says he likes circus peanuts, we'll know for sure that he's being a contrarian

Oaths made while drinking are the most solemn of all.

Also aren't they just marshmallows?

Like I won't love them but I'll probably find them agreeable enough.

No.

This Fucking guy

"i havnt purchased them but i already disagree with matt"-Johnfrum 2019

They're banana flavored, you know.

Like is a very broad term is what I'm saying

You signed yourself up for fake marshmallow texture with fake banana flavor.

Don't forget the lil smokies.

>litle smokies

is he gunna wrap them in puff pastry

What a good idea.

Hey, that was my idea

Pawp clearly said it first smh

pigs in a blanket are onne of those nice finger foods to treat yourself with

>wow they make food rather then buying the frozen version

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do you think people buy the prepacked deviled eggs john

Yes

<:thonk:288060975775612929>

I work in a cafeteria. Yes. They do.

Yeah when i worked in the supermarket they did

It's not a lot of effort but it's more effort than it's worth unless you're spending someone else's money

2 for $1.19.

i always grabbed the expensive organic smoked paprika tho

so they tasted actually kinda okay

Deviled eggs are so good.

I'm going to make them into beans and franks

>beans and franks

Beans and mini franks

I bet John likes his beans in a BBQ based sauce 🤢

God no

I refuse to order beans and franks in restaurants for that reason always using incredibly sweet causes for no reason.

🤔

Ordering Franks and beans at a restaurant is on the same level of childishness as ordering a PB&J

Above that but slightly below mac and cheese

When I worked at the pizza place, the amount of times I got Bitched out by moms with 6 year olds because we didn't serve chicken tenders

Bitch it's an Italian place

<:angeryturt:538725038346731540>

What pizza place doesn't serve chicken tenders?

Oh fuuuuuck you

It's not like it's a real restaurant, fuck you matt.

<:angery:518855299277520923>

I want an anchovy and pineapple pizza, please rinse the anchovies, well done and chicken tenders.

Always used to preemptively take the saltine crackers off the table when I saw a family with a baby coming in

Fuckers "occupy" their kid by having them crunch crackers all over the table

>it's an Italian place you plebs
>fucking crackers on the tables

😂

Some cunts were ballsy enough to ask for them back

@Deleted User crackers for the Italian wedding soup 😏

Fucking love Italian wedding soup 😩

@Deleted User will your fake ass bogus wedding have Italian wedding soup

Isn't it normally served with toasted breadcrumbs and not stale crackers?

Poor John.

Born to argue, but doomed to lose

@Deleted User

Do you put toasted breadcrumbs on wedding soup or crunch up crackers on top?

Inb4 non-answer like "I don't eat soup"

That is exactly like porco

How can one man be so wrong

i could go for a broccoli cheddar or baked potato soup

Buffalo Chicken soup

iv never had it but that sounds top tier

It doesn't

Fried things don't go in soup

Fried things shouldn't come pre tossed in sauce.

how is buffalo chicken soup fried

<:thonk:288060975775612929>

Wouldn't it just be spicy chicken soup then?

wait do you ONLY fry your buffalo chicken dip johnny

What the Fuck?

I ask for it on the side.

It's not fried, John.

So it's just spicy cream of chicken soup

It's basically diced chicken and tomatos with rice in a cream based soup with hot sauce

Add it to your list, dumbass

<:woah:333623269674713098>

That's not buffalo chicken in any sense of the word

That's like people putting hot sauce into shredded chicken and calling it 'slow cooked buffalo chicken'

mmmm slow cooker buffalo chicken dip with cheese

@Deleted User and hot dogs aren't made of dogs

Such dishonesty

This is john

https://www.reddit.com/r/gifsthatkeepongiving/comments/bgotft/guy_attempts_to_do_a_cool_trick/

>booze >cigs >stupidity

Why would I set fire to good liquor. And I don't smoke anymore.

What's it been, a week?

Daily remember that John will tell you he hasn't drank in weeks, when he was drinking less than 12 hours before

It was 8 days so it was more than a week

matt your misunderstand johntime

1 johnday is 1 real hour

also that gif is always funnyn i love it

Mfw there are people who will tell people they've "quit" smoking after only a week without a cigarette

I was doing fine for two years before that

<:kms:327934280619655179>

Almost as bad as fatties telling everyone they're on a diet after only a few days

Telling Niggas they're eating healthy when they still have the taste of last night's Burger King in their mouth smh

Burger king is a complete meal for optimal health, everyone knows this

For me, it's the McChicken

I think I'm gonna work nice and slow today.

https://gfycat.com/jaggedhonoredjaguar

Who the fuck are these pants made for?

https://www.sheplers.com/on/demandware.static/-/Sites-master-product-catalog-shp/default/dwd32f73ae/images/048/072048_89_P2.JPG

https://www.sheplers.com/dw/image/v2/BBCT_PRD/on/demandware.static/-/Sites-master-product-catalog-shp/default/dw9e176e64/images/048/072048_89_P1.JPG?sw=980&sh=980&sm=fit

@kontroll the same kind of person who'd wear this putrid fucking jacket

Sweet.

That thing made me convulse.

The problem with that is they didn't put brass studs on it to make it look like a bad brigand costume

Mfw there's someone in this server who thinks that jacket looks good *Right now*

<:blobsweats:427568683003412505>

How tho?

who is that

wait
that must be matthew

in world of warships, american ships fire heavy AP shells

american piercing shells, which are big, fat and heavy, just like americans

really makes you think

> even while gaming, he's O B S E S S E D

America should change its name to "Big Dick", since euros can't keep our name out of their mouths smh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_i0gSGgaWJk

🇺🇸

@Jignx also comes up for "black phone dude" and "phone review"

yeah but this is funnier

https://domesticsuperhero.com/buffalo-chicken-fries/

fucking americans

but it looks so good

@Hiruzen

@Matthew obsessed

@Millwood O B S E S S E D

@Matthew OBESSED

@Millwood

Nigga I feel like pizza now

Pizza is disgusting

I hope the pizza bubble bursts soon

Man no wonder you're a sadboy

>hating on pizza

I've seen many abominations but this takes the cake

fucking hell

It's just bread with condiments

But takes more time for some reason

@Matthew did you go to the nuggetfest last weekend

@Hiruzen God no

Calling fries chips is retarded

Calling chips fries is retarded

No, chips are bagged shit you buy in supermarkrt

So why would you call fries chips

No, those are crisps

There's no such thing as crisps, fuck off

They're called crisps because they're crisp

Except like, plenty of countrirs call then chips

Fuck anglos

Fuck amerifats

That too

But anglos are the worst

Wow

They're called fries because they're fried

They're called chips because you get them from the chippie

Chippo man

hmm do I get a laptop with a GTX 1060 or a 1070

there's a $400 price difference there

enjoy your housefire <:apu_dum_dum:485873105353441293>

id go for the 1060

https://www.bestbuy.com/site/msi-15-6-gaming-laptop-intel-core-i7-16gb-memory-nvidia-geforce-gtx-1070-512gb-solid-state-drive-matte-black-with-gold-diamond-cut/6211741.p?skuId=6211741&ref=199&loc=7m8EnekPF5E&acampID=1&siteID=7m8EnekPF5E-iNgXSzeNg6kGCpgAnJuQHQ&intl=nosplash

vs https://www.bestbuy.com/site/msi-15-6-gaming-laptop-intel-core-i7-16gb-memory-nvidia-geforce-gtx-1060-1tb-hard-drive-256gb-solid-state-drive-aluminum-black/6211744.p?skuId=6211744

>getting a laptop with a 10xx series not waiting for a 20xx series one

I read a lot of stuff

the general consensus is that the RTX series is way more expensive

for a small marginal improvement

while 2018's laptops are still fantastic

>getting laptop with GPU for gaming

@Jignx why are you not getting a 16xx laptop

they're not out yet

available yesterday <:alithink:327930371796893698>

>yesterday

oh okay

so

where can I buy one

stores dont seem to sell it

https://www.computeruniverse.net/de/msi-gp75-leopard-9sd-9s7-17e221-431-439-cm-173-notebook-schwarz

https://www.cyberport.de/?DEEP=1C17-20F&APID=359&STOREID=2&cl=4383031383136323131303&bm=100&bmcl=6353037313236323131303&cp_name=Notebooks&ag_name=MSI&bk=1C17-20F

MSI PS63 8SC-003NL is for sale already here

https://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16834235193&Description=GTX%201660%20laptop&cm_re=GTX_1660_laptop-_-34-235-193-_-Product

this doesnt look so bad

if only they werent Max-Q ones

https://i.imgur.com/7NMXrzu.png

Grabbed a hot pan by accident at work. Only a cold sip can ease my pain.

<:boomer:480046032546168863>

i am professional chink whisperer

dont woo them too hard, casanova

https://youtu.be/1pt4kwFOpAg

>bouncing anime tits

>rated E for Everyone

Everyone should be able to appreciate bouncing anime tits

Everyone loves tits

therfore

E for everyone

I love rhythm games, but this looks too cringe for me

i really want some actually good switch games to come out

i have like

3 switch games

and i havent touched the switch in months

to be fair i havent touched my ps4 in months either

lads.

someone just called an ethernet jack

an RJ-45

1 v 1 me in Smash Bros bitch @Billy Yum Yum Two-By-Two

in my LEAGUE OF LEGENDS game

im literally fuming rn what do i even do

im not very good at smash

ive never been in this situation

@Billy Yum Yum Two-By-Two little pussy

i mean, ill do it

you will jsut beat me easily is all

thoughts on Elite Beat Agents?

goty

that and rhythm heaven are my favourite rhythm games

liked dj hero too <:wholesomethonk:373550351082848267>

eba and rhythm heaven are really the only rhythm games i like

the "hero" series is pretty good too

though only have experience with DJ and guitar

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9fs5ZR-KyA 😎

@Billy Yum Yum Two-By-Two c'mon Pussy boi

Let's rumble

u dont actually own a switch right?

please tell me it aint so

I own all consoles

And a gay men pc

Well, you seem like a swole guy.. Do you want to hang out some time? really wanted to play that new smash game the kids been talking about haha

No euros

@Billy Yum Yum Two-By-Two typical little bitch ran and hid

😏

Don't wanna give your scale any wrong ideas? <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

@Matthew im busy right now, ill hit you up when i have a moment

Know your place, califag. I don't come at your beck and call. You come at mine. <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

@Billy Yum Yum Two-By-Two that Taiko Drum game seems fun tho

i havent tried that one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DpzNEDfuiUM same but seems really fun