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2019-04-17 20:34:05 UTC

>buying the first iteration of new tech

2019-04-17 20:34:06 UTC

Lol

2019-04-17 20:34:13 UTC

why would anyone argue against larger phone screens with smaller form factors

2019-04-17 20:35:56 UTC

How big do you need a phone screen to be?

2019-04-17 20:35:57 UTC

>"Hahaha the user obviously must've done something wrong haha <:blobsweats:427568683003412505> "

2019-04-17 20:36:12 UTC

10 inch

2019-04-17 20:36:21 UTC

folds into a 4 inch phone

2019-04-17 20:36:23 UTC

perfect

2019-04-17 20:36:23 UTC

@Billy Yum Yum Two-By-Two hey fucko, it's called the Bill of rights, not the Bill of needs

2019-04-17 20:36:28 UTC

Commie shithead

2019-04-17 20:36:29 UTC

It's a phone not a movie theatre

2019-04-17 20:36:54 UTC

>sit down

2019-04-17 20:36:58 UTC

>want to read a book

2019-04-17 20:37:07 UTC

>unfolds phone into big screen

2019-04-17 20:37:36 UTC

or just to read shitty whitespace everwhere websites these days, or schematics or blueprints or or or

2019-04-17 20:37:37 UTC

Why would I want to read a book on a screen

2019-04-17 20:38:07 UTC

quite large list of uses where large phone "on demand" could be usefull

2019-04-17 20:38:27 UTC

and negate need for second or third device completly

2019-04-17 20:38:49 UTC

<:boomer:480046032546168863> back in my day, screens were 2 inches wide! And we drank it right from the hose! And asked for more!!!

2019-04-17 20:39:55 UTC

When I was a kid, I was playing with he hose, and I guy walked up and asked if I could hold the hose for him so he could take a drink from it

2019-04-17 20:40:57 UTC

He was an older guy, so I guess the hose drinking meme is true

2019-04-17 20:41:15 UTC

But he was also black, and he was wearing a fedora

2019-04-17 20:41:27 UTC

So who knows what it could have meant

2019-04-17 20:41:43 UTC

top 5k boiiis

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/568174275576594439/20190417233855_1.jpg

2019-04-17 20:42:16 UTC

What is that, devil daggers?

2019-04-17 20:43:20 UTC

yeah

2019-04-17 20:44:14 UTC

nice

2019-04-17 20:44:17 UTC

good job

2019-04-17 20:44:48 UTC

@Julian congrats

2019-04-17 20:44:50 UTC

DD is a hard game

2019-04-17 20:45:55 UTC

One time when I was young, me and my friends were at the beach, and a middle aged man asked us to bury him in the sand

2019-04-17 20:46:23 UTC

I wonder how reviewers broke their phones

2019-04-17 20:46:26 UTC

So we did, and by the end of it we had like 2,3 feet of sand packed on top of him, with only his head exposed, and he kept asking for more

2019-04-17 20:46:50 UTC

And we got really creeped out and left

2019-04-17 20:47:03 UTC

thats freaking weird

2019-04-17 20:47:49 UTC

Tfw probably indulged some pedo's compression fetish

2019-04-17 20:48:16 UTC

@Jignx either peeling off the film (that looks like its protective but is necessary actually) or stuff getting under said film while folded and then getting pressed and bending the film and the screen

2019-04-17 20:48:44 UTC

should have buried his head too

2019-04-17 20:49:02 UTC

he would have loved it

2019-04-17 20:49:42 UTC

Or maybe the tech just isn't matured enough, and a corporation is using their customers as guinea pigs @Julian

2019-04-17 20:49:47 UTC

Crazy thought, I know

2019-04-17 20:50:14 UTC

that would never happen!

2019-04-17 20:50:52 UTC

I'm shaking and crying, this can't be real

2019-04-17 20:51:48 UTC

hey Im not defending samshit

2019-04-17 20:51:58 UTC

just saying how it happened

2019-04-17 20:55:08 UTC

How it *may* have happened

2019-04-17 20:57:24 UTC

its one of the reasons but theres definitely more

2019-04-17 20:57:25 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/360597809428168708/568162567734951936/jbareham_190417_3377_0066.png
```The Verge's Dieter Bohn says that his Galaxy Fold device broke after a random bulge appeared on the display, perhaps from a piece of debris that had gotten into the hinge. The debris, or whatever the bulge was, pressed into the display hard enough to break it. ```

2019-04-17 20:57:55 UTC

OwO

2019-04-17 20:58:01 UTC

Your an idiot if you buy the 1st gen

2019-04-17 20:58:04 UTC

*notices bulge*

2019-04-17 20:58:14 UTC

*stops working* UwU

2019-04-17 20:59:41 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/568178794880303124/image0.png

2019-04-17 21:05:34 UTC

Early adoption is, and always will be, the biggest cuck move a consumer can make

2019-04-17 21:06:13 UTC

the bugmen will test out the new products

2019-04-17 21:06:24 UTC

the rest of us wait til it actually works well

2019-04-17 21:09:51 UTC

@Lefteris pay debts

2019-04-17 21:10:05 UTC

@Sdeck37 thoughts?

2019-04-17 21:13:19 UTC

Empty threats

2019-04-17 21:13:37 UTC

We jewed them in 1960 and they didn't play cards in 1990

2019-04-17 21:13:59 UTC

Nothing won't come out of it except votes for some parties

2019-04-17 21:15:50 UTC

It's an reoccuring event, else i wouldn't know these dates

2019-04-17 21:20:54 UTC

asking for reparations is a nigger move

2019-04-17 21:23:25 UTC

*jew move

2019-04-17 21:37:23 UTC

@Jignx those folds look like regular folds, it probably doesnt like to be twisted at the hinges and then fold shut

2019-04-17 21:42:00 UTC

Lmao one of neighbors unironically set their WiFi ssid to pretty fly for a wifi

2019-04-17 21:54:31 UTC

how do you know its not ironically

2019-04-17 21:55:29 UTC

Because I feel it in my bones

2019-04-17 21:55:47 UTC

I bet it's the anglo guy

2019-04-17 22:04:48 UTC

@Hiruzen how did it go yesterday friend?

2019-04-17 22:04:59 UTC

couldn't be better

2019-04-17 22:05:12 UTC

nice

2019-04-17 22:09:23 UTC

tfw I'm still wondering if this is some sort of sick joke

2019-04-17 22:09:28 UTC

no way that was real

2019-04-17 22:09:30 UTC

am I dreaming?

2019-04-17 22:10:29 UTC
2019-04-17 22:15:54 UTC

I'd pinch you

2019-04-17 22:16:00 UTC

but australia

2019-04-18 00:19:41 UTC

How do you activate this feature without having someone to kiss?

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/568229129518972958/1543329189256.jpg

2019-04-18 01:21:33 UTC

so horny and lonely

2019-04-18 01:26:36 UTC

@Windatica I can ERP with ya babe

2019-04-18 01:26:41 UTC

wanna struggle snuggle?

2019-04-18 01:29:06 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/568246598421970944/1537665385066.jpg

2019-04-18 02:32:56 UTC

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2019-04-18 03:48:19 UTC

I've been watching Escape from Tarkov gameplay, and it looks so fun, but I've heard so much bad shit about the performance and business practices of the devs that I'm scared to drop $50 on it

2019-04-18 04:09:49 UTC

>Russian preorder game without Steam

2019-04-18 04:09:50 UTC

Hard pass

2019-04-18 04:11:45 UTC

I don't care how good your game is, if I can't get a refund without going through my card company you can shove it

2019-04-18 04:22:13 UTC

its too late to get into tarkov

2019-04-18 04:22:30 UTC

the people already playing it are like gods compared to you

2019-04-18 05:13:19 UTC

@Billy Yum Yum Two-By-Two are you talking in terms of skill or in terms of gear

2019-04-18 05:13:47 UTC

Because for the former, I'm not so bad at milsim style shooters

2019-04-18 05:13:58 UTC

both

2019-04-18 05:14:10 UTC

im not saying you arent skilled

2019-04-18 05:14:13 UTC

And for the latter, I'm trained in gorilla warfare

2019-04-18 05:14:17 UTC

but they know the game better than you do

2019-04-18 05:14:21 UTC

all the tricks

2019-04-18 05:14:56 UTC

ive been in threads about tarkov on /k

2019-04-18 05:15:33 UTC

and it was all people saying how they get wrecked by slavs that do nothing but play tarkov all day long

2019-04-18 05:15:50 UTC

Literally git gud

2019-04-18 05:15:55 UTC

basically

2019-04-18 05:16:08 UTC

but the slavs are cheap, and thats why they are complaining

2019-04-18 05:16:21 UTC

like they glitch themselves into places you cant see

2019-04-18 05:16:28 UTC

and then they kill you

2019-04-18 05:16:34 UTC

and you lose your gear

2019-04-18 05:17:08 UTC

And also, people only go on 4chan to complain. For every 1 person bitching there are 20 people enjoying the game just fine. Same with yelp reviews and whatnot

2019-04-18 05:17:17 UTC

But Yeah, I'm gonna hold off on buying it

2019-04-18 05:17:25 UTC

by all means go play tarkov

2019-04-18 05:17:29 UTC

i hope im wrong about it

2019-04-18 05:17:43 UTC

if you do let me know how it goes

2019-04-18 05:17:48 UTC

it looks like a cool game

2019-04-18 05:18:21 UTC

i dont know how it is now

2019-04-18 05:18:26 UTC

but back when i was looking into it

2019-04-18 05:18:46 UTC

it was preorder for a chance to get in
and that seems shady at best

2019-04-18 05:18:51 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/568304414524309504/SPOILER_image0-120-1-1.jpg

2019-04-18 05:28:52 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/568306936081285131/Screenshot_2019-04-18-07-28-38-373_com.discord.png

2019-04-18 05:28:57 UTC

That disgusting plus

2019-04-18 05:31:57 UTC

uh oh borco

2019-04-18 05:32:03 UTC

i think you fell into his trap

2019-04-18 05:32:15 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/568307789357776926/unknown.png

2019-04-18 05:35:40 UTC

Fits given the pfp

2019-04-18 05:35:43 UTC

Sad!

2019-04-18 05:35:50 UTC

Gottem

2019-04-18 05:37:55 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/568309212736913438/unknown-51-1.png

2019-04-18 05:38:59 UTC

>finally sold my old shotgun
RIP old belgy

2019-04-18 05:40:58 UTC

๐Ÿค”

2019-04-18 05:41:11 UTC

The one you mentioned a week ago, or a second shotgun

2019-04-18 05:41:41 UTC

A week ago, it took a while to find a sucker who would pay enough for me to make a profit.

2019-04-18 05:42:27 UTC

Hopefully it wasn't a felon or black.

2019-04-18 05:43:18 UTC

Not my problem given it's a legal antique and I warned him it should probably be a wall hanger.

2019-04-18 05:44:09 UTC

Imagine getting robbed by a sawn off shotgun held together by epoxy and nigger rigged springs.

2019-04-18 05:45:35 UTC

<:blobconfounded:427568418107949090> what kind of idiot buys a useless gun, and pays a premium for it to boot

2019-04-18 05:46:52 UTC

Probably a felon or underage.

2019-04-18 05:48:24 UTC

Just joking, ATF.

2019-04-18 05:49:17 UTC

I didn't sell it for much, tbh, just more than what I paid for.

2019-04-18 05:50:16 UTC

One of my ears is starting to hurt. I hope I'm not getting an infection

2019-04-18 05:50:22 UTC

Your left?

2019-04-18 05:50:35 UTC

Yes.

2019-04-18 05:51:03 UTC

Probably from your filthy, unwashed ear buds.

2019-04-18 05:51:18 UTC

๐Ÿค”

2019-04-18 05:51:45 UTC

They're brand new and I've worn them for no more than 10 minutes at a time

2019-04-18 05:52:10 UTC

Congrats

2019-04-18 05:52:11 UTC

And I always wipe them down before I use them, since I'm deathly afraid of getting an impacted eardrum again

2019-04-18 05:52:20 UTC

You have Chinese ear aids.

2019-04-18 05:52:36 UTC

Remember me fondly

2019-04-18 05:53:01 UTC

I'll remember you honestly.

2019-04-18 05:53:53 UTC

The Speaker for the Dead approach, huh

2019-04-18 05:54:08 UTC

Ear buds aren't speakers.

2019-04-18 05:54:33 UTC

Get a load of this guy

2019-04-18 06:11:11 UTC

any gamer girls with cute feet who wants to chill and vape thc wax pen?

2019-04-18 06:11:21 UTC

i need a gf

2019-04-18 06:11:58 UTC

<:woah:333623269674713098>

2019-04-18 06:15:12 UTC

@basker yeah man, I got you

2019-04-18 06:15:23 UTC

But I don't vape with handlets

2019-04-18 06:16:00 UTC

im no handlet

2019-04-18 06:16:58 UTC

Yeah, let's see em

2019-04-18 06:17:36 UTC

reeee

2019-04-18 06:17:48 UTC

then everyone will know im black

2019-04-18 06:18:34 UTC

I don't discriminate against anyone but handlets

2019-04-18 06:18:42 UTC

And the Dutch

2019-04-18 06:22:30 UTC

What if he's dutch

2019-04-18 06:22:42 UTC

Plenty of niggers in dutchland

2019-04-18 06:23:16 UTC

<:deletdis:560200664794398741>

2019-04-18 06:23:24 UTC

im a canada

2019-04-18 06:23:41 UTC

Post your fucking hands, coon.

2019-04-18 06:23:57 UTC

maybe tomorrow

2019-04-18 06:24:30 UTC

Don't play coy with me

2019-04-18 07:06:20 UTC

tfw the prof mistook my gf for a guy

2019-04-18 07:06:24 UTC

mfw

2019-04-18 07:08:10 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/568331926134456320/flat1000x1000075f.jpg

2019-04-18 07:08:39 UTC

<:GWfroggerHyperXD:399972553524903938>

2019-04-18 07:08:55 UTC

I guess your gay then

2019-04-18 07:17:51 UTC

"wait. you're a girl"

2019-04-18 07:18:05 UTC

my spaghetti was....rustled

2019-04-18 07:20:26 UTC

But you said she qt

2019-04-18 07:20:30 UTC

she is qt

2019-04-18 07:20:41 UTC

but she wears double hoodies and has short hair

2019-04-18 07:20:44 UTC

wears a cap too

2019-04-18 07:20:56 UTC

Sound very korean

2019-04-18 07:21:21 UTC

mfw spaghetti dropped in front of the entire cohort

2019-04-18 07:21:35 UTC

mfw I really couldn't do anything but stare

2019-04-18 07:21:46 UTC

while everyone was laughing at us

2019-04-18 07:21:48 UTC

it's okay you're a white foreigner

2019-04-18 07:21:51 UTC

"she's a girl?"

2019-04-18 07:21:53 UTC

>me

2019-04-18 07:21:58 UTC

>white

2019-04-18 07:22:07 UTC

my skin is already becoming anglo brown

2019-04-18 07:22:21 UTC

it's okay you're a turk foreigner

2019-04-18 07:22:34 UTC

can't be discriminated against

2019-04-18 07:28:45 UTC

Does she dress like K-pop sluts?

2019-04-18 07:28:55 UTC

Double hoodies

2019-04-18 07:28:57 UTC

No wai

2019-04-18 08:12:59 UTC

As in two hoodies?

2019-04-18 08:13:15 UTC

In Australia? Is it winter?

2019-04-18 08:16:37 UTC

he lives in melb

2019-04-18 08:16:41 UTC

its like 5 seasons in one day

2019-04-18 08:24:05 UTC

this tbh

ty god for giving us windirstat

otherwise i would have to buy new ssd

2019-04-18 09:13:50 UTC

but why

2019-04-18 09:42:41 UTC

there's like 5 other programs like windirstat though

2019-04-18 09:51:54 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/568373132314804254/IMG_20190418_125134.jpg

2019-04-18 09:55:27 UTC

stella ๐Ÿคข

2019-04-18 10:09:51 UTC

Stella is perfect startter beer in really hot spring sun

2019-04-18 10:10:12 UTC

When the tank is good and it does not end up tasting buttery

2019-04-18 10:10:23 UTC

Cold as possible too

2019-04-18 10:13:34 UTC

I tho went for something heavier as second beer 10% imperial ipa

2019-04-18 10:13:54 UTC

By estonian brewery maku

2019-04-18 10:14:16 UTC

Not that unique in taste but good stuff

2019-04-18 10:19:14 UTC

Fix for previous this is tanker made beer

2019-04-18 10:19:20 UTC

Not by maku brewing

2019-04-18 10:28:03 UTC

It's a pils. What do you expect

2019-04-18 10:32:33 UTC

@spaqin you ignorant shit, take a seat and listen

2019-04-18 10:32:52 UTC

About Stella?

2019-04-18 10:33:03 UTC

I'll take my Audi thank you no need for Seats

2019-04-18 10:33:14 UTC

Pills can have quite large variety of herbal and fruity undertones.......

2019-04-18 10:33:31 UTC

Depends on what kind of tea you mix with it, obv

2019-04-18 10:33:31 UTC

I cant renember the copy padsta ;;;;_;;;

2019-04-18 10:54:45 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/568388949337178112/57325073_1330500247088743_1297824432634462208_o.png

2019-04-18 11:30:49 UTC

;))))

2019-04-18 11:36:54 UTC

I haven't received any

2019-04-18 11:36:57 UTC

....oh

2019-04-18 11:58:55 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/568405098217078784/Taricha_torosa_Napa_County_CA.jpg

2019-04-18 12:15:01 UTC

send newts

2019-04-18 13:48:12 UTC

this old chinese grandfather asked me to help transfer wechat to his new phone

2019-04-18 13:48:15 UTC

but I dont know how

2019-04-18 13:48:16 UTC

lol

2019-04-18 14:51:39 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/568448567006593025/umyMnFe_d.jpg

2019-04-18 14:56:14 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/568449721216139284/literateuser.jpg

2019-04-18 14:56:16 UTC

<:GWfroggerHyperXD:399972553524903938>

2019-04-18 14:58:34 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/568450306870870026/Woa.png

2019-04-18 16:11:08 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/568468569852084228/virgin.png

2019-04-18 16:11:19 UTC

Beautiful Europe

2019-04-18 16:12:39 UTC

Americans will never EVER have this much history

2019-04-18 16:13:48 UTC

The future is now, old man

2019-04-18 16:14:32 UTC

there is no such thing as the 'American Identity' the only relevant invention that came from America is the hamburger

2019-04-18 16:14:51 UTC

Sad how such a continent can do so little you're like africa lol

2019-04-18 16:15:35 UTC

now now at least africa has bright looking future

2019-04-18 16:15:36 UTC

O B S E S S E D

2019-04-18 16:16:10 UTC

22th century will be the african revolution

2019-04-18 16:16:15 UTC

shit slinging aside, anyone has special plans for easter ?

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