wtf

that's contradictory

my sister has straight teeth

and is cute

your sister has a deep throat, too

my teeth are straight too tbh

shes korean not japanese, shes gonna have her teeth straight

Man, you must've punched her face pretty hard then

How ugly was she before that?

fuck off @SenPyro

his sister is a solid 10/10

gf just ordered $30 of supermarket reject fruit and veggies online

literally why

huuuh

Because she's your gf @Matthew

Why else?

my sister is really cute sigh

yeah she's used to deal with society's leftovers

if only I was as cute

Yeah

You'd be getting a lot of cock

in order to learn about how to deal with Korean girls, I can suggest you a nice movie

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Handmaiden

>South Korean erotic psychological thriller film

I'd rather say it's a softcore-porn thriller but OK

anyway great movie

this girl is <:wholesomethonk:373550351082848267> autist though

the plot is amazing and the girls are hot

complementary autism

I was hard and thrilled at the same time

>actually suggesting that movie

agreeing to accompany me to stare at greek pottery is pretty nice

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCp2iXA1uLE

real <:wholesomethonk:373550351082848267>

why not stare at pottering?

Post picture once you get together

imagine @Hiruzen asking pottering "how do I get a gf" and he just answers "out of scope, won't fix"

kek

"what are you going to do, run another init system?"

`systemctl enable gf`

I'm gonna scream

that $30 of supermarket reject is also 30 POUNDS of it

real lardass hours

at least you can compost it

It's all fruits and veggies

unironically

ooh, what kind

Asparagus, Apples, Tomatos, Mangos...

Brocolli

you can juice the apples and mangoes, puree the tomatoes

not sure what you can do with the brocoli or asparagus though

maybe make vegetable croquettes? doesn't seem very appetizing...

@Deleted User where did you go on your first date?

The Red Light District

I spontaneously drove her to a snowy mountain because she said she has never seen snow in her life

And I used to live about 45 min away from a glacier back then

So I took her there

wholesome

>takes her to snowy mountain
>ties her
>leaves her there so he can come back when he wants a snack
>never goes bad because of natural cold

That's a great idea, thanks for sharing it with us!

tbh I still didn't know why I went with museum

now all I can remember is that shitty league character's catchphrase

On the mountain we had the following conversation
her: "I've never experienced that before but I'm a little disappointed. I expected it to be all more romantic from my imagination. Instead it's just cold and uncomfortable"
me: "that's not the last time you'll say this sentence to me"
her: "what?"
me: "what?"

<:turt:443131018950606878>

based autist

And the glacier clapped

"are you doing anything this weekend"

"yeah you"

"....."

"yeah, you?"

kek

<:turt:443131018950606878>

My first date was seeing a Jim Carrey movie with gf

it was awful

Sounds like it was

Not because of Jim Carrey

!answer when did the movie "Yes Man" release

But because she had to go with you

how difficult is it to make gnocchi

i think gnocchi are cute

Gnocchi looks like little dog turds

It's easy af, but don't spare on the potatoes

If your dog's turds look that yellow, then you need to get them checked

is your dog asian

serving gnocchi would be peak kino

a true testament of autism

@SenPyro I taste test each and every one

Are we still talking about gnocchi?

imagine

No.

Who here /craftfag

I've only had a Sour Apple sip today

I'm limiting my sipping to one a day as part of my diet

The headaches are extraordinary

...you get headaches from sip?

I usually have 3-4 <:boomer:480046032546168863> a day

oh

jesus

caffiene withdrawal is a fucking cunt

@Hiruzen do you want to impress the ~~gook~~ Korean lady with food?

He'll impress her with his Chad stride and monk hair

I should get some opera glasses

...y

I'd probably enjoy the plays more if I could see the actors properly

Facial expressions are also an important part of an actor's routine

But you'll look like an enormous faggot

I mean, you re already at an opera, so

just get normal glasses 🤔

or

>hes too poor to get front row seats

*Sad!*

@Deleted User well, sort of

I can try

I'm no means a good cook lmao

also it's 4:22 a.m and I should probably hit the sack sigh

Make sure your sack is hitting her butt

Probably won't be hard to do, since you're a dicklet

He's probably gonna be grinding his balls on her ass

>"Is it in yet"

if your dick is small just stick your balls in too

Forbidden knowledge tbh

for /csg eyes only

passed down from generation to generation of small dicked chinese

@Deleted User where do I find that movie?

Puh I had to go through a dozen of torrent sites before finding one with actual seeds

I wouldn't even know where to legally buy it

It's just so obscure

privatetrackerlets

That's your cue to upload it to MEGA like a bro

I don't have it anymore

find what

korean movies omegalul

im gonna watch porco rosso soon

👌

porco rosso is awesome

@Julian Shit's memed to the death, enjoy your 5seconds tit scene

🤔

we were talking about seeders

I couldnt care less about the movie

>Haha i'm totally looking at that movie due to pure conincidence guys

we were talking about it

before

you mongoloid

@Julian I seeded your mum bitch

godem

i shidded my pant

also theres a number of torrents with lots of seeders even in the integrated qbittorrent search

And farded and cummed

@Deleted User u suck at searching

Would be easier if you're mum wouldn't be so damn fat

I watched that movie more than a year ago

How would I know what the torrent situation is today?

Also @Sdeck37 do you watch a lot of porn? I experienced that people that watch a lot of porn can't appreciate soft erotica

Excessive porno watching is dicklet behavior, it is true

i watch a lot of porn and enjoy soft erotica

maybe sdeck only likes cuckold porn

Yeah, but you're greek. Porno is as close to the real thing as you can get

its really easy to get laid

in greekland

yet u r virgin?

sad!

As easy as jumping over a farmer's fence

2 different subjects dear..

@Deleted User I don't get the question, but no. I'm not watching a lot of porn

Nothing wrong with porn

>This is actually what brainlets think

>How can artificially stimulating the sex-parts of my brain on a regular basis be bad in the long term?

Who said anything about regular basis?

😏

I think we all know you beat your dick like it owes you money, milly boy.

https://youtu.be/ZJM4AQSbZDk?t=13

how obese do you have to be that your body starts storing fat in your nose?

I'd have asked at the point where your cheeks start to push inside

How about when your neck disappears, and normal hats don't fit anymore

I'm lucky, I'm like

does anyone have that copypasta thats not quite the 1989 tianenmen square but the edited meme version from the thread

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Where's 1984 in that one?

<:remthink:560491891498418176>

no thats the original

there was an alternate better one

https://youtu.be/C664NexQuoc

God, Ghost in the Shell is so good

why do I remember not liking it when I was little

i can feel the spaghetti spilling out of my pockets

Are you on the date or about to go

nag

just saw her

the naive t-cell is primed with autistic energy

Well you better cool it before it's an in-cel

*got em*

The original? Matthew

@basker I've been watching all of them

I watched the new CGI,movie ones

They were all right

Watched the original movie and the second (innocence), the Arise OVAs, and I just finished the first season of SAC

https://imgur.com/gallery/c3GYulo

Too bad the only good thing about the live action was the visuals

@basker watching ~~Guy Fieri~~ Batou shriek like an autist when his eyes got shrekt was the only part of that movie that brought me joy

I'm trying to think of a flavor town pun

Nope nothing

🙏 🌞 \ \[T]/

>be autistic dendritic cell

>present antigen to naive t-cell

>compatible receptor costimulation

>mfw

<:wholesomethonk:373550351082848267>

That child does not look delighted to me

I work with Vietnam vets that look less haunted than that

fuck I'm bored and the qt left class earlier than me

She's got a date with Chaddicus Maximus

who knew drawing ~~nucleophilic substitution and acid catalysed hydrolysis~~ would be so boring

for fucks sake

they've done it a million times and I'm still omegabrainlet

ive only seen the 1995 movie, is all the rest worth watching?

Yes, with the exception of the live action film

Arise is prequels, watch those first if you want chronological order

@Sdeck37 I asked because of your opinion about the handmaiden

oh ok, i was going to ask that next actually, what order to watch in

Arise then SAC

cock then balls, got it

thanks

Didn't even chuckle

Smh

@Hiruzen I can't help but imagine this is what you look like

nope

I'd post body pic but I'm chadlet sigh

Sorry , my headcanon is already set. You are that guy forever

Just like @Deleted User is Adam Sandler

@Matthew what do you think of that look

school shooter/10?

Sorry, I wasn't looking. I was looking at the pics of your sister, dear

<:wholesomethonk:373550351082848267>

<:sadmitu:331056421342806026>

Why do you keep posting twinks then deleting it

i'm that twink

i'm omegatwink

Fags go in <#189811441174446080>

i'm the eternal dyel

I'm gonna pin you down and mistreat you

*lovingly* mistreat you

<:OwOUwU:553660337203970068>

omega spaghetti

I can feel the pasta spilling out