thanks for the (you)

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is the pill part referring to the knot?

https://youtu.be/1faGNp9xvNQ

as the memes go heres some actualy cool stuff

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/519949610878238720/565552787308544020/unknown.png

left the original image from EHT, then the computer model in midle on the righ is same computer model but blurred to point where it simulates limitations of EHT

the the comedy: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/519949610878238720/565555397335842826/7td9pz96ufr21.png eve online blackholes since long long time

https://giphy.com/gifs/fallontonight-jimmy-fallon-tonight-show-monologue-BM10SaUSoT789SJkvf

I don't get these memes

>Looks pretty much like expected
>Somehow that's funny

yeah amazes me too how accurately human mind has pictured it and made code to simulate it

@Matthew what the fuck is happening in florida

its florida

thats all there is to it

europes alternative is poland

@Hiruzen that is missing this tho

what the fuck lmao

did he nut

Holy shit I can make onion fritters

They would be like onion rings but not annoying amounts of effort

of you want some more work to it

combine those onions with cauliflower and potato too

and make frittters like that

No, I want like a tempura.

Also cauliflower is a completely irrelevant brassica

tempura some green beans

its tasty

I firmly believe turnips not for animal consumption shpuld be pulled up and in place planted something not shit

And cailiflowers

cauliflower sucks

broccoli is the best

cauliflower is darn amazing roasted/fried

usualy get some and toss it in wings sauce then throw in oven to until its crispy and good

yeah i like cauliflower too when it has a sauce on it that completely masks its taste

nah the taste is there

and plent of taste too

the vinegary hot sauce supports it quite well

youre so wrong that i cant even talk to you right now

ive never seen someone so wrong in their life

hard to swallow pills eh

hey what does the fruit of the loom logo look like

describe it to me from memory

round

fruity texture

any colour

thats not a very good description

iirc it has apple on the midle (green or red cant remember and some berries/ around it

cant remember if it had leaves/salad on it or not

thats all you remember?

yep

and now that i checked it it was quite close

ok, thank you for your cooperation

for those wondering

you were very helpful

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I'm debating if buying a home hot dog roller means I've made it or have completely given up on life.

Because I love me some gas station hot dogs that have been rolling for hours and hours but they don't really leave them on there that long anymore.

Fuck @johnfrum

Now I feel like hotdogs

Get a hot dog thwn

Oh wait, I need to buy a sous vide fisrt

ooh i want a sou vide

just boil some hot dogs

and leave it sitting outside in the sun

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i want to get a sou vide but i cant really justify it to myself

they're not expensive nowadays

you need a vaccuum sealer too

i dont have one of those either tho

Sous vide makes literally perfecr steaks

And you don't need a vacuum sealer

Also sous vide bread pudding is amazing

sous vide mashed potatoes

sous vide eggs

you can sous vide anything

a sou vide and a vacuum sealer would be like $200

just get a blow torch

I've never made sous vide eggs

and i cant jsutify that

for a gimmick cooking thing

And once again. You don't need a vacuum sealer if your not retarded

>gimmixk

bro....

you can use it for every meal

Sous vide isn't a gimmick tho

and have the best things ever

It's literally used in professional resteraunts.

And has been for decades.

That's hot

I wish I could sous wide my girlfriend's pussy

you would have to vaccum seal your dick first

https://sousvideguy.com/best-sous-vide-machines/

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theyre super affordable now

Tldr

just sticks

they used to be massive machines

and a pain in the ass to use

now they're cheap

Did you ever find your list @Tervy ?

oh fuck sticks i forgot whole thing

lemme reach for the laptop

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Thanks tervy

I don't think it really makes sense to sous vide anything but meat tbh

It's like moonshining grandpa says.

It's not a question of can you do something but if you should. Like potatoes.

Or eggs

How is it any better to cook that in a sous vide than normal pots and also making it quicker.

vgeby was the name i was missing back then

That sounds like an Indian trying to type vagina.

eggs are easymodo for creme brulee,poached in souswide

also squid and fishes come out amazing

sweet potatoes to make them even sweeter (For amazing fries)

You know what, I never could make cheese cakes in the oven right

cheese cake in oven would require skills or misting oven

:P

actualy

mmm

also rice in sousvide comes "perfect" every time as the water the rice can absorb is only X much in the bag

and they absorb it evenly

Well I could use a water bath but it always cracked.

i have mental note that "stay away from jianbing" for no explanation after that

sooo i might need to re-research that device

who had one mmm

That's a weird but accurate way to describe that feeling

A mental note but no explanation after that

Sous video bread pudding is delicious because it's made in a glass jar

then link to this https://www.alibaba.com/product-detail/Stainless-steel-SUS304-tank-Precise-Temperature_60371466853.html?

You can make literal single servings super easily

stating they deliver in time and single units too

I feel some things actually need evaporation to get the best flavor.

But I dunno if that makes sense

most of the flavor your perceive comes from aromas

and most aromas are from volatile chemicals

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so yes you need that "evaporation"(smell) to food taste even better

So would a sous vide brisket that is then cold smoked be better than a brisket made in the traditional way?

I mean in terms of water content.

thats why people usualy torch/ do other magic after the waterbath

Wait

I sous vide a pork shoulder

Is the sous vide

It was fucking delicious

Like a thing that makes things into marbles?

Also

Best ingredients for chicken soup?

id coldsmoke the brisket first and then waterbath it

Other than salt and pepper

What else should I use

@StickyDonutHolesturkey

what kind of soup sticky

thick or watery, what it comes with

Also dumplings add dumplings

I like to put in wing tips to make the soup thicker.

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Fuck. Now I'm hungry

@Tervy Well I chop some onions, garlic and carrots

And then I put a chicken bullion in

And some water

And a whole chicken

Let that simmer for about 3 hours

Uhh

It does become pretty thick

@Pawp Dumplings?

Why do you put chicken stock in a chicken soup

Fuckin. Wut

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there is stuff you can try like chinese rice noodles,shredded chicken,__lemongrass or spinach__, some herb-pastes (rosemary,tarragon,sage,thyme,parsley your call what you want)

small dash of MSG flakes

Mmmmm. Mag

bay leafs give nice hint too

Msg

if you go wild throw some saffron on it

Celery is an underrated veg for flavor

Absolutely garbage for anything but that so I just put whole stalks in and pull them out later

Celery is glorious

yeah celery is quite obvious and if you hate the texture you can paste it or use powder

The best soups have everything ground to nothing

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but with those stronger herbs like saffron,dill,rosemary just dont overdo it

Or baked potato. I fucking love me some baked potato.

lemon if you want to go all russian on the soup

At this point this is becoming a stew.

(lemon peel and/or juice depending how stylish you want it to be)

Mmmm glorious lemon zest

cfbvghnjm,/

Okay

I spilled soda all over my keyboard

and this discord channel was the first thing

Fucking mongoloids

An act of autism brought you to the source

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https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/382347765276999682/565826273902067713/1484312714808.jpg

Nice.

FireFox met it's match

||get it? heh||

The IceWeasel?

And assange got v& by the brits

>inb4 he suddenly gets a heart attack in custody

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-47891737

7 years already

What the fuck charges are he even facing?

Not showing up to extradition trial for a case that doesn't exist anymore?

yes

>The Met Police said he was arrested for failing to surrender to the court.

And people are actually applauding this retardation because their feelings got hurt in 2016

Probably wanted his blood since the dirt he dropped on Obama's adventures in the sand.

https://lbda.net/V4J.jpg dem animal heads

https://streamable.com/0i7rz

dude needs to shave

FUCKING NORMIES REEEE

I forgot you're a spook associate, of course you'd love to see him strung up.

please do tell me more about myself

Can't imagine why else you would find someone being under house arrest for 7 years for a bullshit charge that was dropped getting dragged out to what is going to be a kangaroo court fun.

why are brits such cucks

when brand new world and 1984 was written

it wasnt supposed to be a blueprint for the modern day

@johnfrum too bad he broke the law though

Doesn't assange have a Deadman switch

Also. Assange is gunna get exported to America. And ciad

Honestly wonder what's going on to happen.

Probably pingponged around courts and prisons until he dies or sentenced on a 'totally this one time' charge of publishing material given to him despite that not being a crime almost anywhere.

they'll charge him for helping russia hack the elections and got trump elected

obviously

tagged blamebagged and hauled to someone

and it will be in news articles as "victory"

Yep, just another spy hung up. They will probably somehow make this related to Russia so people will just keep cheering despite it setting precedent no one is safe if they advocate for transparency of governments.

The people who get mad at assange for not targeting Russia are dumb af

He published dirt on everyone, including Russia.

The entire situation is dumb and I hope his Deadman switch is real and it causes world wide riots

Look at people laughing and cheering he is going to get fucked

Even if he releases it all, which doesn't look likely both sides of people from left to right have been primed for years he is the enemy

Yup. A man tortured for literally years is going to continue to be tortured for the rest of his life. And the world at large applauds

Wasn't there a WikiLeaks leak that had Hillary asking why they couldn't just drone strike assange or something.

Thanks for that @Tervy

@johnfrum Also the soup doesn't have any chicken in it until I add the whole chicken

It gets the flavour from the chicken itself

Yeah, people brushed it off as a joke but given he embarrassed almost every country and no one would cry foul there was probably some seriousness to it.

It's easier to just straight up kill a guy like him to prevent more like him. Every year it gets harder and harder.

There may never be another WikiLeaks. Any future site like it won't get the gas to get off the ground

Looks like it's another generation of shit until something new pops up, which is unlikely in our lifetimes.

In a weird way I kind of wish there was some kind of cold war going on that could go hot at any moment, at least that's a plausible excuse as to why people and governments are acting this way but it's just a fuck you for daring to embarrass or inconvenience them and that pettiness is worrying.