You filthy jap supporter

You throw shame on your family name

hey man what did i ever do to you

You post here

you got mad when i said id didnt feel like watching an anime

Which is more than enough

i thought you would like that

I do

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The only thing worse than a weeb is someone who lies about not being one.

im not a weeb i swear

Yeah Matt, out with it

Just get outta the closet

Oh, you guys KNOW I'm a weeb.

I don't need to "know"

Because you reek of it

But seriously, watch Next Gen. It's good.

the only anime i like is shrek

hey do you guys like cryptids

Yes

I wish you were one

i drew a picture of the flatwoods monster if you want to see it

Gottem

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@Billy Yum Yum Two-By-Two you'll never last here if you can't Bant.

i can bant

i can bant real good

Ha, nice bant!

see

You're good, I'll give you that

i told you i could do it

@Billy Yum Yum Two-By-Two I have a very important question for you, and it's important that you answer honestly

ok

How big are your hands?

do you want me to measure them or somthing?

Yes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJmSfiR0x_A

Here you go

This is your prize

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And don't do that

whats the proper procedure for measuring a hand

You're gonna end up in his fetish collection

@Billy Yum Yum Two-By-Two a soda can.

That's a good common object.

But a soda doesn't have hands?

i am able to hold a soda can

Show us.

so i think i pass your test

How can a soda measure something it doesn't have

you want me to post a picture of my hand?

NO

HE'LL PRINT IT AND PUT IT IN HIS PORN STASH

Yes.

i dont really like the sound of that

He does

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is that what you are going to do with it?

No, I want to know if you're a handlet.

its 7 and a quarter inches from my wrist to the end of my middle finger

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fT5POhpTB9U

is that good?

Take a picture similar to this.

There's literally nothing erotic about it.

Maty

You're fooling nobody

It's a rite of passage in <#531212403858472967> to find out where you stand on the handlet ranking.

they are normalizing HIV exposure now

What's new

What

Forgot about the bee catchers?

Whatever the fuck their name was, anyways

Bugchasers

Whatever

Shitty people

Don't even deserve any exposure

@Billy Yum Yum Two-By-Two the soda can picture. Handlets are common here, you're among allies.

You have girth, but your length is lacking.

I have you beat by an entire inch.

Sorry, handlet.

Ah, I see

So this is how you compensate

yeah i was wondering what all this was for

literally ogre de las americas tier

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i watched the trailer for next gen

it looks ok i guess

It didn't look very Next Gen

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*got em*

@Hiruzen needs a soda can or ruler for scale, dear.

clearly this must look like a big hand to you

Very thin fingers

like a skelington

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@Hiruzen are you hiding a skeleton?

Wow, so did you manage to seduce your sister?

How awful, anon!

no, my sister's flatchested

*My point exactly!*

and maybe also batshit insane

what about her flatchested

*Handlet*

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Heavy is the crown, huuuuh

my sister's very cute looking but completely flatchested

@porco has seen

he knows

How is that an issue

I wish someone with larger hands would come along so I could stop being King UltraHand

how are you supposed to breastfeed your kids without milkers

They grow once you get knocked up

@Hiruzen they swell during pregnancy and during nursing

the breasts enlarge when you become pregnant

Fucking take your anatomy classes more seriously you soynigger

yes, but my family has a history of breast insufficiency

t. not enough milk in milkers

Yeah, we can clearly see

Do they also have other types of insufficiences?

Or is that restricted to you?

@Matthew so are you pregnant or nursing?

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I'm fat, that's all. 😉

I mean I don't know man

B-cup is the best cup

all other cowtits and DFCniggers eternally BTFO

Cups don't matter

Body proportions do

Big girl with B cups is different than sm0l girl with B cups

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESMyzfKdKU8

And why do fucking Nina and King always get the best themes

Fuck

My gf has DDs and they hurt her back terribly. I keep telling her to get a reduction, smh

Punch 'em until they fall

Cowtits are the most selfish fetish

Devil Driggers

why dont you hold them for her then, you dont sound like a very good boyfriend

>big hands
>doesn't use them

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get a load of this guy

I got her Bra Strap pads from Ali and they help, actually.

@Billy Yum Yum Two-By-Two you'll swallow several loads of this guy.

youre gonna let a chinaman hold your girls boobs for you?

what a cuck

He is from the South, after all

@Billy Yum Yum Two-By-Two they increase the surface area that her bra straps sit on her shoulders, they don't actually touch her tits at all <:googlethink1:328536264292827139>

They do when you're not looking

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjZpz4wo5BI

I forgot how good Julia's theme was

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is your gf fat

His gf is a cow

Don't you dare call a cow "fat"

bragging about DD racks on a fat girl is like bragging about your car going fast while it's falling off a cliff

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hahaha

***got em***

Yeah, better talk about how your sister sucks because she's flatchested

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she is pretty hot

considering that all the good genes went to her

instead of me

I'm hard pressed to believe that there were any genes to give to begin with

You set the bar very low, honestly

fair

@Hiruzen she isn't skinny, but she isn't fat, either. And she had DDs since freshman year

Puberty hit her like a fucking truck

Is that when you knocked her up?

@SenPyro please, I didn't get to stick it in until prom night Senior year

😂

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i dated a girl with massive tits but my regret was not groping her

all I did was hold her hands

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Cuck

People always debate ass or tits, but I'm a neck man.

There's nothing better than giving a neck massage.

>giving

My man

*My man*

Friend, nobody can wrap their hands around my neck.

Well, I mean

It must be pretty massive

Meanwhile, I can almost interlace my fingers around my gf's.

Huuuuh

Sometimes I envy necklets

Gf once tried to choke me during sex and I had to pretend I couldn't breath so she wouldn't feel foolish.

>tried to choke me

That's precious

Well, I asked her to. Even when she leaned into it, she couldn't do it

Next time tell her to use her legs

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i'm a thigh man

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I am no man

One time I choked out one of my coworkers for spraying me with a dish washing hose

Snuck up behind him, got his neck into the crook my elbow, and locked it in

He went down in like 5 seconds

Very exhilarating

*Ha*

I'm feeling kinda chokey right now. <:pepestressed:327933525124841482> you guys have awakened my fetish

Try the blackout challenge if you need a spin on it

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I really, really don't want to die with my dick out

I am going to get haggis when lent is over.

Have you had it before?

A big fuck off log of haggis and eat it with a pint of scotch.

Yes

What is the taste comparable to?

I dunno, like a really mild sausage but with oats instead of meat.

Like liver but way less strong?

Liver is so bad, that iron aftertaste.

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@Pawp have you tried your wax seal yet?

I was about to welt the wax now actually

Let me know how it turns out. I mean, the design we gave you was correct/to your specifications, right?

Yup. It's only up to the chinks if there tolerences hold up

For a wax seal?

What tolerances, you can get sloppy as hell and it wouldn't matter much.

For if the design we made for him actually properly impresses itself into the wax?

John if the design wasn't etched well it will look like shit.

I am lost

What design

There's a difference between a high quality photo and a negative etching

When did this happen and why was I left out

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Hold on. The max is melted. Let me press it

You were probably drunk at the time.

*ha*

We joke because we care John. We all care. That's why we've all gathered together today for this intervention.

This intervention for your drinking habit.

We dont but what ever

*haha*

I don't have a drinking habit but okay

Its a lifestyle ?

I didn't even start it this time 🙄

If we have time afterwards, we may address Matthews personality as well, but we'll play that by ear.

Hey tervy, what a good Chinese sous vide?

Do you want mouth cancer

Don't pull a Krieger

Thats how you get mouth cancer

Sous vide, not the plastic.

Boiled plastic all up in your food 🤢