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2019-03-31 18:05:02 UTC

thats the irony

2019-03-31 18:05:12 UTC

its the scots who are voting for this lmao

2019-03-31 18:05:15 UTC

look on the map

2019-03-31 18:05:28 UTC

that said, i wouldnt put it past english nationalists to vote for it either

2019-03-31 18:15:43 UTC

>the chinks shipped out all my custom guff,

2019-03-31 18:15:44 UTC

so comfy

2019-03-31 18:23:21 UTC

>2019
>drinking ipas

2019-03-31 18:23:45 UTC

more like I pass

2019-03-31 18:23:46 UTC

amirite

2019-03-31 18:24:09 UTC

Yep

2019-03-31 18:25:17 UTC

More like a piss

2019-03-31 18:25:25 UTC

Amirote

2019-03-31 18:26:17 UTC

_coughs_

2019-03-31 18:27:27 UTC

<:deletdis:560200664794398741>

2019-03-31 18:27:29 UTC

Laugh.

2019-03-31 18:27:51 UTC

๐Ÿ˜„

2019-03-31 18:27:59 UTC

<:wholesomethonk:373550351082848267>

2019-03-31 18:56:31 UTC

Nice

2019-03-31 18:57:44 UTC

eww

2019-03-31 18:57:51 UTC

>english version

2019-03-31 18:58:08 UTC

>having a prefered version of an awful song

2019-03-31 18:58:21 UTC

always

2019-03-31 18:59:33 UTC

Literally like saying ">eating green shit" when you should just say ">eating shit"

2019-03-31 19:53:10 UTC

Open carried my pistol for the first time today, just out of convenience. Didn't want to put on my hoodie

2019-03-31 19:53:17 UTC

Literally nobody gave a shit lmao

2019-03-31 20:09:16 UTC

welcome 2 america

2019-03-31 20:09:24 UTC

now youre trashy

2019-03-31 20:09:41 UTC

>be a law abiding citizen with a license to carry

2019-03-31 20:09:44 UTC

>carry

2019-03-31 20:09:45 UTC

>trashy

2019-03-31 20:09:50 UTC

lmao shut up, faggot

2019-03-31 20:10:53 UTC

๐Ÿค”

2019-03-31 20:11:16 UTC

Work. Shit.

2019-03-31 20:11:49 UTC

@Matthew <:you:265281777168416768>

2019-03-31 20:12:09 UTC

@SenPyro <:deletdis:560200664794398741>

2019-03-31 20:12:33 UTC

<:blobthinkingfast:427569198886027264>

2019-03-31 20:13:05 UTC

Chink tracking is so hit or miss. One of my seals has left the country. And the others tracking doesn't even work.

2019-03-31 20:13:12 UTC

I GUESS THEY NEVER MISS, HUH

2019-03-31 20:13:14 UTC

Even tho I ordered it a week sooner

2019-03-31 20:13:21 UTC

<:huh:527482704191815681>

2019-03-31 20:14:20 UTC

Also the translation of this book is bad. They translated panties to pants

2019-03-31 20:14:31 UTC

Just because Japanese it's like pantsu

2019-03-31 20:50:40 UTC

<:chink:323022148870602752>

2019-03-31 20:54:44 UTC

so I woke up to my irl /ak/ friend sending me a generated version of my waifu in some waifu generator game

2019-03-31 20:55:03 UTC

I find this autism amusing, but does anyone here know what game it is

2019-03-31 20:55:07 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/562017054522212382/i_swer.jpg

2019-03-31 20:55:25 UTC

why not ask him ๐Ÿค”

2019-03-31 20:55:36 UTC

<:wholesomethonk:373550351082848267>

2019-03-31 20:56:27 UTC

is he tsundere and not telling you?

2019-03-31 20:56:43 UTC

timezone difference. it's about 2 a.m where he is right now

2019-03-31 20:56:52 UTC

<:wholesomethonk:373550351082848267>

2019-03-31 20:57:29 UTC

if anyone knows @ me

2019-03-31 20:59:41 UTC

>pees often. But why

2019-03-31 21:01:56 UTC

@Hiruzen sorry don't know

2019-03-31 21:08:23 UTC

based and redpilled

2019-03-31 21:08:29 UTC

you have my eternal thanks

2019-03-31 21:09:04 UTC

<:Wicked:530488996678336562>

2019-03-31 21:14:58 UTC

@Hiruzen Isn't that Honey Select?

2019-03-31 21:15:14 UTC

no, it's koikatu

2019-03-31 21:15:41 UTC

Made by the same people who made Honey Select tho

2019-03-31 21:15:43 UTC

close enough

2019-03-31 21:26:31 UTC

>weebs

2019-03-31 21:26:34 UTC

<:blahaj:508284596127924246>

2019-03-31 21:29:11 UTC

Yo lads. Is it still gay if the guy changes his gender completely with magic first?

2019-03-31 21:29:12 UTC

๐Ÿค”

2019-03-31 21:30:09 UTC

Fuckin weeb novels

2019-03-31 21:37:25 UTC

>becoming a girl

2019-03-31 21:37:35 UTC

It will never be not gay

2019-03-31 21:37:36 UTC

if someone changes their gender completely (chromosomal, physical appearance, sex characteristics) then they're a girl

2019-03-31 21:38:17 UTC

if it's gay because they still feel like a guy, then it'd be gay to fuck a tomboy

2019-03-31 21:42:48 UTC

Who said it isn't?

2019-03-31 21:45:42 UTC

>fucking a girl that looks like a boy
>not gay

2019-03-31 21:45:51 UTC

<:turt:443131018950606878>

2019-03-31 21:54:45 UTC

Aw shinkledinks

2019-03-31 21:55:44 UTC

Tldw

2019-03-31 21:56:04 UTC

Your loss

2019-03-31 21:57:12 UTC

Hey is that an asian jew?

2019-03-31 21:57:25 UTC

Didn't think it could get worse than the load screens but their support responses/partnership emails are actually cringeworthy

2019-03-31 21:58:06 UTC

"haha, there is nothing better out there than discord!

2019-03-31 21:58:11 UTC

*cough riot cough*

2019-03-31 21:58:20 UTC

Wowee @StickyDonutHoles aren't you a depressed fin?

2019-03-31 21:58:26 UTC

No?

2019-03-31 21:58:34 UTC

๐Ÿค”

2019-03-31 21:58:38 UTC

Neither depressed

2019-03-31 21:58:41 UTC

Neither finno

2019-03-31 21:58:50 UTC

<:aliOK:251417852156837888>

2019-03-31 21:59:33 UTC

<:honkhonk:381867737443467268> <:hms:311152554618912768>

2019-03-31 22:00:34 UTC

He's kinda right

2019-03-31 22:00:39 UTC

But still

2019-03-31 22:00:47 UTC

Is it an asian jew?

2019-03-31 22:01:11 UTC

Or, may allah forgive me mumbleing these words, a fin?

2019-03-31 22:04:08 UTC

A fin

2019-03-31 22:04:09 UTC

Lmao

2019-03-31 22:04:18 UTC

He is definitely asian

2019-03-31 22:04:20 UTC

@StickyDonutHoles what does him being an "asian jew" have anything to do with the video I posted? How is that at all relevant?

2019-03-31 22:04:34 UTC

Because he looks like one

2019-03-31 22:04:38 UTC

I'll watch it after work

2019-03-31 22:04:45 UTC

Sounds like a good time for discord

2019-03-31 22:09:51 UTC

>order food in Advance so that way I can enjoy it during the shift change. >lol ur orders delayed

2019-03-31 22:09:55 UTC

Fuck

2019-03-31 22:28:39 UTC

@Tribit Excuse me, sir, nothing I posted in <#189811441174446080> was against the rules, why was it deleted? ๐Ÿค”

2019-03-31 22:29:43 UTC

@Matthew It needed a clean up

2019-03-31 22:29:52 UTC

Dont take it personal

2019-03-31 22:30:01 UTC

I am taking it personal

2019-03-31 22:30:02 UTC

Though you do post a lot of garbage in there

2019-03-31 22:30:05 UTC

Smh

2019-03-31 22:44:20 UTC

Mods hiding their shameful kinks

2019-03-31 22:44:23 UTC

Sad!

2019-03-31 22:45:39 UTC

Anyway, it turns out that eating lemons dipped in honey is delicious but extreamley painful, would not reccomend.

2019-03-31 22:52:57 UTC

Are you sensitive to citric acid?

2019-03-31 22:53:39 UTC

No, I just ate like four lemons like oranges

2019-03-31 22:54:03 UTC

Oh.

2019-03-31 22:54:07 UTC

Godspeed.

2019-03-31 22:55:13 UTC

I just ate some french fries with cheese and steak meat

2019-03-31 22:56:15 UTC

That sounds like more complicated chili fries.

2019-03-31 22:57:15 UTC

I'm having breakfast for dinner tonight. I wasn't able to find chipped beef, so I had to settle for biscuits and sausage gravy. Very sad.

2019-03-31 22:57:45 UTC

Chipped beef is disgusting unless it's actually left over shredded corned beef.

2019-03-31 22:58:12 UTC

Thanks John, I was asking your opinion and didn't even know it, I guess.

2019-03-31 22:58:46 UTC

Shocked to hear you don't like it. Shocked!

2019-03-31 22:59:13 UTC

Your blog posts are nothing but attempts to anger me with your shit opinions

2019-03-31 22:59:33 UTC

Very egotistical of you, smh

2019-03-31 23:06:46 UTC

I didn't think anyone actually bought those disgusting slices of meat in hats at the grocery store, same with Vienna sausages.

2019-03-31 23:07:33 UTC

Lil smokies are good, shut up

2019-03-31 23:07:40 UTC

<:deletdis:560200664794398741>

2019-03-31 23:07:42 UTC

How can you not like chipped beef

2019-03-31 23:07:53 UTC

Also biscuits and gravy is a solid substitute

2019-03-31 23:07:55 UTC

John hates things just to hate them.

2019-03-31 23:08:24 UTC

>hating on Vienna sausage

2019-03-31 23:08:39 UTC

<:angeryturt:538725038346731540>

2019-03-31 23:09:15 UTC

The cans are like 30 cents each because nobody likes them.

2019-03-31 23:09:49 UTC

They're cheap because it's cheap. It's not high quality meat.

2019-03-31 23:10:15 UTC

Same reason you can get an 8 pack of Bar S hot dogs for like $.99

2019-03-31 23:10:25 UTC

slices of meat in hats?

2019-03-31 23:10:30 UTC

Mmm. Angus hot dogs

2019-03-31 23:10:37 UTC

Jars

2019-03-31 23:10:49 UTC

I dunno why that got corrected like that

2019-03-31 23:11:31 UTC

So pickled meat?

2019-03-31 23:11:52 UTC

No, dried meat in slices

2019-03-31 23:12:06 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/562051528974663696/Screenshot_2019-03-31-18-10-5601.png

2019-03-31 23:12:19 UTC

๐Ÿคข

2019-03-31 23:12:30 UTC

Always buy the good dogs

2019-03-31 23:12:35 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/562051649149861898/0017000016863_a1c1_0600.png

2019-03-31 23:12:47 UTC

Poor John.

2019-03-31 23:12:55 UTC

Interesting

2019-03-31 23:13:02 UTC

I've never seen something like this

2019-03-31 23:13:07 UTC

@Pawp there are some things you just don't buy cheaply

2019-03-31 23:13:12 UTC

I assume it's breakfast meat?

2019-03-31 23:13:20 UTC

Hot dogs and pop tarts, for starters

2019-03-31 23:13:30 UTC

Food is one thing you buy good brands and quality with

2019-03-31 23:13:55 UTC

Like. I buy steak meat for cheese steaks from a local butcher.

2019-03-31 23:13:59 UTC

It's so good

2019-03-31 23:14:25 UTC

The in house roast beef too. Totally with $10 a pound

2019-03-31 23:15:55 UTC

I used to get deli cut salami. Bretty gud

2019-03-31 23:16:08 UTC

Man salami is so under rated.

2019-03-31 23:16:18 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/562052584022474752/1551900875576.jpg

2019-03-31 23:16:23 UTC

I get it so rarely but always eat a ton when I buy it

2019-03-31 23:18:30 UTC

John probably hates hard salami too.

2019-03-31 23:18:52 UTC

@johnfrum you hate Hard Salami, don't you, you faggot.

2019-03-31 23:21:08 UTC

๐Ÿค”

2019-03-31 23:21:44 UTC

Intel gpu better not be trash like 20xx series and vega

2019-03-31 23:32:19 UTC

I don't mind it if it's good, too expensive for the good stuff.

2019-03-31 23:38:17 UTC

Miser John strikes again

2019-04-01 00:23:58 UTC

@Pawp this tbh

2019-04-01 00:24:08 UTC

food is one of the quality things you spend money on

2019-04-01 00:52:34 UTC

I was sure that you were a fan of hard salami, Matt

2019-04-01 00:52:37 UTC

<:turt:443131018950606878>

2019-04-01 01:04:12 UTC

@SenPyro very surprised that it took 2 hours for someone to make that obvious fucking joke

2019-04-01 01:09:45 UTC

with americans you never know

2019-04-01 01:11:16 UTC

Maybe not everyone is as dirty minded as you are, matth

2019-04-01 01:11:20 UTC

<:turt:443131018950606878>

2019-04-01 01:12:42 UTC

@Sdeck37 >says the german dungeon scat-porn aficionado

2019-04-01 01:18:22 UTC

keep your powerlevels hidden lads

2019-04-01 01:18:46 UTC

imagine if the people you know knew you were into insect ovipositor porn

2019-04-01 01:20:47 UTC

<:pepestressed:327933525124841482>

2019-04-01 01:39:39 UTC

Imagine if you knew your pharmacist liked to drink pee

2019-04-01 01:40:01 UTC

Imagine your pharmacist knowing you liked to provide samples.

2019-04-01 01:41:41 UTC

I actually wouldn't care

2019-04-01 01:42:03 UTC

The moment you would have to worry about is if the guy has a fetish for making girls drink his pee

2019-04-01 01:42:34 UTC

How could a pharmacist even manage that?

2019-04-01 01:44:07 UTC

Little bits of him in every bottle of cough medicine

2019-04-01 01:46:13 UTC

Well, John, I work in food service, and like it or not, there's a little bit of me in every dish I serve <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

2019-04-01 01:46:44 UTC

Skin flakes, maybe an arm hair, some breath, a cheeky drop of sweat...

2019-04-01 03:31:16 UTC

Any of y'all know why my drill press has two sets of holes?

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/562116747822366722/IMG_20190331_201653.jpg

2019-04-01 03:33:24 UTC

I'm assuming something mounts on top because it's actually flattened there, but I'm not positive if it's that or if it has a keyhole to make mounting it to the floor easier.

2019-04-01 03:37:32 UTC

I have no idea

2019-04-01 03:37:41 UTC

Some people think it's to clamp a vice

2019-04-01 03:37:50 UTC

But the head doesn't go all the way down in there

2019-04-01 03:39:09 UTC

Must be for some kind of locking attachment(s)

2019-04-01 03:41:33 UTC

Oh, actually, a vice makes sense! Lemme see if they fit.

2019-04-01 03:42:10 UTC

You'd need to be clamping something real tall or have a real long drill, but that would at least kinda explain it.

2019-04-01 03:45:56 UTC

Yeah that's a no

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/562120440420761630/IMG_20190331_204539.jpg

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/562120440420761632/IMG_20190331_204542.jpg

2019-04-01 03:46:33 UTC

A drill vice, m8

2019-04-01 03:46:57 UTC

I think the reason is kind of lost to time because people always seem perplexed by it

2019-04-01 03:48:14 UTC

...yeah, I suppose that DOES make more sense.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/562121016998887479/IMG_20190331_204750.jpg

2019-04-01 03:50:43 UTC

Was gonna say, I don't think vise mounts are standard enough for it to be a normal vise.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/562121644772950026/IMG_20190331_205003.jpg

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/562121644772950028/IMG_20190331_204834.jpg

2019-04-01 03:56:32 UTC

>be handy enough to have your own set of tools
>but not handy enough to think of things they'd be useful for

2019-04-01 04:01:55 UTC

^this

2019-04-01 04:02:00 UTC

๐Ÿคฆ quite hard

2019-04-01 04:02:02 UTC

:P

2019-04-01 04:02:50 UTC

@timsandtoms its meant for these "machining vice"s

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/562124693943877682/iu.png

2019-04-01 04:03:43 UTC

I mean, I posted two ideas. I just didn't think of a vise, because it's kind of a shitty idea. The chuck is about 4 feet above the base, and only drills 3 inches.

2019-04-01 04:04:13 UTC

more accurately *

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/562125040628400128/iu.png

2019-04-01 04:06:23 UTC

Are there decent XY tables to be had for cheap from China?

2019-04-01 04:07:21 UTC

What's "cheap"

2019-04-01 04:08:19 UTC

Only $60 shipping, dear

2019-04-01 04:08:21 UTC

I'm more focused on the decent. Just wasn't sure if they were worth getting based on quality/savings, vs just buying domestic.

2019-04-01 04:08:45 UTC

Shipping probably makes it not worth.

2019-04-01 04:09:23 UTC

I would say for applications where precision (read: manufacturer Quality Control) matters, chink is never worth it at any price

2019-04-01 04:09:50 UTC

Carbide stuff can be

2019-04-01 04:10:20 UTC

They haven't figured out how to make it terrible to save a dime

2019-04-01 04:17:21 UTC

I thought it was more on the "how could you possibly fuck up carbide" aspect

2019-04-01 04:18:33 UTC

Seems to be okay

2019-04-01 04:19:57 UTC

Comfy channel

2019-04-01 04:20:20 UTC

It's like AVE minus the forced funni wordz humor

2019-04-01 05:15:04 UTC

only /g/ youtuber i watch is ltt ๐Ÿ˜ƒ

2019-04-01 05:23:07 UTC

>april fools
>this server im in thinks its funny to close all channels but one and give everyone a role that anyone can @

2019-04-01 05:25:19 UTC

Good way to drive people away. ๐Ÿ‘Œ

2019-04-01 05:27:56 UTC

We take a different approach to driving people away here. We have @Matthew .

2019-04-01 05:28:12 UTC

Don't be tsundere, faggot.

2019-04-01 05:33:59 UTC

Everyone knows I'm the strong gravitational force holding this channel together.

2019-04-01 05:40:14 UTC

@timsandtoms they deleted the nsfw channel

2019-04-01 05:40:16 UTC

fuck

2019-04-01 05:41:09 UTC

Bruh why you tagging me with that shit, it was @Matthew

2019-04-01 05:42:06 UTC

I'm sure it's just hidden. They wouldn't dare delete all of @wind 's posts. He's the shadow leader of this server.

2019-04-01 05:42:35 UTC

Yup. It's April.

2019-04-01 05:43:45 UTC

Then again, mods are shockingly and obscenely gay here, so maybe they did just delete it out of laziness, since hiding it from normal users would have been 3 extra mouse clicks.

2019-04-01 05:46:04 UTC

The real April Fool's day joke would've been for mods to act like they had some damn sense for a day.

2019-04-01 05:47:54 UTC

hope you guys marched for trans rights yesterday

2019-04-01 05:48:04 UTC

no bigots allowed here

2019-04-01 05:50:01 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/562151663855730694/IMG_20190325_023057.jpg

2019-04-01 05:50:59 UTC

Hey

2019-04-01 05:51:08 UTC

We normies now

2019-04-01 05:51:21 UTC

@soddomist post your hands

2019-04-01 05:51:33 UTC

I have small hands

2019-04-01 05:51:37 UTC

Sorry

2019-04-01 05:51:51 UTC

aren't newfriends without a profile picture cute?

2019-04-01 05:53:24 UTC

Handlets are delicious.

2019-04-01 05:54:59 UTC

@Kimichiboi You're a newfag tho

2019-04-01 05:57:01 UTC

so do i post porn in here now

2019-04-01 05:57:10 UTC

Yes

2019-04-01 05:57:10 UTC

Yes

2019-04-01 05:57:24 UTC

Do this to achieve glory and victory

2019-04-01 05:57:33 UTC

You will get many upvotes now

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