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2019-03-16 18:23:21 UTC

he did before

2019-03-16 18:23:22 UTC

Don't care. Post em.

2019-03-16 18:23:28 UTC

he was holding a bottle of wine

2019-03-16 18:23:34 UTC

i would if my phones camera wasnt broken

2019-03-16 18:23:41 UTC

A likely excuse

2019-03-16 18:24:01 UTC

yikes

2019-03-16 18:24:34 UTC

im suprised you havnt switched from hands to feet or dick bulges

2019-03-16 18:24:37 UTC

<:thonk:288060975775612929>

2019-03-16 18:25:02 UTC

๐Ÿค”

2019-03-16 18:25:09 UTC

It's not sexual, and I'm not gay tho.

2019-03-16 18:26:03 UTC

this is news to me

2019-03-16 18:26:13 UTC

>john besmirching matt with weeb photos

2019-03-16 18:26:15 UTC

John, there's infinitely more evidence that I'm not gay than there is that you aren't, though.

2019-03-16 18:26:22 UTC

hat havev you done to him while i was gone matt

2019-03-16 18:26:31 UTC

he made me watch anime

2019-03-16 18:26:32 UTC

Sum fucking got him into weeb music.

2019-03-16 18:26:34 UTC

It's pain.

2019-03-16 18:26:39 UTC

did john finally befriend the kind old man who sells him booze

2019-03-16 18:26:47 UTC

No, the old man retired.

2019-03-16 18:26:47 UTC

you atleast made him fix that wrong right?

2019-03-16 18:26:51 UTC

>retired

2019-03-16 18:26:53 UTC

John is a shitter like that.

2019-03-16 18:26:55 UTC

More like died.

2019-03-16 18:26:57 UTC

I sent him a card, fuck off

2019-03-16 18:26:57 UTC

>all he wanted was a friend

2019-03-16 18:27:00 UTC

all of you

2019-03-16 18:27:04 UTC

no response

2019-03-16 18:27:04 UTC

ALL hE wanTEd awas a friend

2019-03-16 18:27:08 UTC

And hTE local DRUnk IgnORED HIM

2019-03-16 18:27:14 UTC

damn

2019-03-16 18:27:15 UTC

*SAD!*

2019-03-16 18:27:19 UTC

johns ice fucking cold

2019-03-16 18:27:42 UTC

BUT ANYWAY

2019-03-16 18:27:48 UTC
2019-03-16 18:28:06 UTC

or the other version:

2019-03-16 18:28:11 UTC

Which do you prefer

2019-03-16 18:29:00 UTC
2019-03-16 18:29:04 UTC

<:alismirk:230784726615588865>

2019-03-16 18:29:30 UTC

wow

2019-03-16 18:34:46 UTC

I miss sum, I found that one weeb vocaloid song I listened to like 5 years ago.

2019-03-16 18:35:29 UTC

<a:02sip:465210481276092427>

2019-03-16 18:35:54 UTC

C'mon man, don't post shit like that

2019-03-16 18:36:10 UTC

fine

2019-03-16 18:36:38 UTC

@johnfrum I have him on steam, I can pass it along, if you'd like.

2019-03-16 18:37:10 UTC

and you aren't my damn mailman

2019-03-16 18:37:39 UTC

Well, I delievered it anyway

2019-03-16 18:38:00 UTC

I'm a federal employee, John, I work for you, no matter how you slice it

2019-03-16 18:38:35 UTC

He requested me to give this to you.

2019-03-16 18:38:48 UTC

``And also "vocaloids are shite, only covers allowed"``

2019-03-16 18:39:16 UTC

>covers

2019-03-16 18:39:21 UTC

>english covers

2019-03-16 18:39:30 UTC

<:futhink:326408752754458634>

2019-03-16 18:39:33 UTC

>english covers of vocaloid songs

2019-03-16 18:39:46 UTC

tell sum I'm glad he's dead.

2019-03-16 18:39:59 UTC

>john has Weeb elitism now

2019-03-16 18:40:04 UTC

damn

2019-03-16 18:40:04 UTC

tell him to join here again so I can tell that to his face

2019-03-16 18:40:18 UTC

>implying he wont get banned

2019-03-16 18:40:44 UTC

Nah, he was just bullied out of here by porco because he is in a bad mood.

2019-03-16 18:40:47 UTC

very gay

2019-03-16 18:40:53 UTC

much drama

2019-03-16 18:40:55 UTC

wow

2019-03-16 18:41:09 UTC

man i miss drunk john shooting guns

2019-03-16 18:41:10 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/556547528229781504/image_2019-03-16_19-41.png

2019-03-16 18:41:17 UTC

this weeb john is too cunty

2019-03-16 18:41:22 UTC

<:thvnk:332928260004642827>

2019-03-16 18:41:37 UTC

pawp, I think you have a warped sense of how I was and am

2019-03-16 18:41:43 UTC

fuck you

2019-03-16 18:41:48 UTC

hello sum

2019-03-16 18:41:51 UTC

That cover is good

2019-03-16 18:42:01 UTC

fuck covers, that one sucked

2019-03-16 18:42:10 UTC

>i want a fucking robotic siri voice

2019-03-16 18:42:16 UTC

yes

2019-03-16 18:42:18 UTC

?

2019-03-16 18:42:19 UTC

wow

2019-03-16 18:42:29 UTC

why would I listen to vocaloid otherwise

2019-03-16 18:42:34 UTC

I'm so glad I could facilitate this reuinion

2019-03-16 18:42:37 UTC

<:wholesomethonk:373550351082848267>

2019-03-16 18:42:50 UTC

Only good "Metalic" vocaloid is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PePI7eK1k5A

2019-03-16 18:42:56 UTC

Rest are trash

2019-03-16 18:43:10 UTC

<:owoblob:420386667598184459>

2019-03-16 18:43:10 UTC

anyway pawp I found out how to make sealing wax

2019-03-16 18:43:20 UTC

Spit

2019-03-16 18:45:01 UTC

D A I L Y R E M I N D E R

2019-03-16 18:45:07 UTC

john

2019-03-16 18:45:08 UTC

why

2019-03-16 18:45:10 UTC

wait

2019-03-16 18:45:15 UTC

do you mean sealing wax that snaps

2019-03-16 18:45:18 UTC

or comes off as a whole

2019-03-16 18:45:28 UTC

cuz the chink wax doenst snap it bends

2019-03-16 18:47:00 UTC
2019-03-16 18:47:34 UTC

snaps, I need to make some more later but just go out to some pine trees in the park, scrape off the resin, gently heat it with alcohol in a water bath, strain, allow to evaporate and then mix with bees wax

2019-03-16 18:47:45 UTC

NOPE

2019-03-16 18:47:49 UTC

too much work

2019-03-16 18:47:54 UTC

<:thvnk:332928260004642827>

2019-03-16 18:47:56 UTC

>going outside

2019-03-16 18:47:58 UTC

<:pepestressed:327933525124841482>

2019-03-16 18:48:03 UTC

this pawp is a cunt and lazy now

2019-03-16 18:48:04 UTC

Don't say such things, John.

2019-03-16 18:48:10 UTC

I'll be his duchess

2019-03-16 18:48:18 UTC

oh wait

2019-03-16 18:48:22 UTC

poor matt, saying crazy things

2019-03-16 18:48:35 UTC

It's been 3 hours since I've had a sip

2019-03-16 18:48:38 UTC

i ahve a shitload of sap producing trees in hte backyard

2019-03-16 18:48:41 UTC

it will be fine

2019-03-16 18:49:35 UTC

also need to buy a decent silicone mould, aluminum foil is less than ideal

2019-03-16 18:49:59 UTC

I can recommend some silicone products to you, John

2019-03-16 18:50:47 UTC

i thnk ill stick to my current chink wax

2019-03-16 18:51:17 UTC

also john get a silicon mat and heat up your wax seal and stamp hard

2019-03-16 18:51:23 UTC

and form your own silicon mold

2019-03-16 18:51:29 UTC

that shouldwork right?

2019-03-16 18:51:38 UTC

๐Ÿค”

2019-03-16 18:51:47 UTC

@porco Post handwriting

2019-03-16 18:52:10 UTC

this stuff is pretty viscous so it will probably leak everywhere

2019-03-16 18:52:33 UTC

Your anus shouldn't leak John.

2019-03-16 18:52:46 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/556550447905898496/porco.jpg

2019-03-16 18:53:26 UTC

A good basil pesto sauce and angel hair pasta ๐Ÿ‘Œ

2019-03-16 18:53:42 UTC

Seafood Alfredo ๐Ÿ‘Œ

2019-03-16 18:53:43 UTC

>pesto

2019-03-16 18:53:59 UTC

there isa new olive garden near me

2019-03-16 18:54:00 UTC

John you belong in a gas chamber for implying that

2019-03-16 18:54:01 UTC

hmm

2019-03-16 18:54:30 UTC

pesto is disgusting and pine nuts are for squirrels, not humans

2019-03-16 18:54:46 UTC

Basil pesto is good tho

2019-03-16 18:54:53 UTC

you belong in a mass grave for suggesting otherwise

2019-03-16 18:55:03 UTC

<a:MONKERSHAKE:466689565868949524>

2019-03-16 18:55:08 UTC

it's really a double grave but matt has to fit in there with you

2019-03-16 18:55:09 UTC

Doesn't even like a good Risotto, this is a hot take if I've ever seen one

2019-03-16 18:55:12 UTC

WOW

2019-03-16 18:55:16 UTC

John, why

2019-03-16 18:55:22 UTC

why would you do that to me

2019-03-16 18:55:26 UTC

<:02sad:450291648023494667>

2019-03-16 18:55:27 UTC

Risotto a shit

2019-03-16 18:55:28 UTC

pesto is disgusting

2019-03-16 18:55:39 UTC

@Sdeck37 Post handwriting

2019-03-16 18:55:40 UTC

Abomination of rice

2019-03-16 18:55:48 UTC

why g*d why

2019-03-16 18:55:55 UTC

You're late, Iren

2019-03-16 18:56:13 UTC

@Matthew None of these niggers will ante up

2019-03-16 18:56:20 UTC

here you go matt, have a handwriting and wax sample

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/556551341963477045/20190316_145006.jpg

2019-03-16 18:56:20 UTC

You're fucking stupid

2019-03-16 18:56:22 UTC

they already have

2019-03-16 18:56:31 UTC

I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings matt

2019-03-16 18:56:45 UTC

thatsa nice color red

2019-03-16 18:56:46 UTC

now make it in white

2019-03-16 18:57:00 UTC

and stamp a seal onto it

2019-03-16 18:57:07 UTC

I don't like that your Ts are different each time

2019-03-16 18:57:09 UTC

@Sdeck37 Unreadable scribbles, 0/10 and may God have mercy on your soul. :^)

2019-03-16 18:57:31 UTC

i like how he wrote quicc

2019-03-16 18:57:32 UTC

<:thonk:288060975775612929>

2019-03-16 18:57:38 UTC

๐Ÿ˜ฎ

2019-03-16 18:57:54 UTC

that's how I write ks

2019-03-16 18:57:58 UTC

c with a line

2019-03-16 18:58:01 UTC

๐Ÿ˜‚

2019-03-16 18:58:23 UTC

Now post yours, Iren

2019-03-16 18:58:46 UTC

Already did you goon, scroll up

2019-03-16 18:58:57 UTC

Handwriting, not tablet scribbles.

2019-03-16 18:59:01 UTC

>finger painting is handwriting now

2019-03-16 18:59:11 UTC

makes sense for a pesto loving faggot

2019-03-16 18:59:17 UTC

Proper handwriting you goof

2019-03-16 18:59:23 UTC

The tablet scribbles are honestly the same as on paper <:blobconfounded:427568418107949090>

2019-03-16 18:59:50 UTC

>Critizes other
>Can't post his own

2019-03-16 18:59:54 UTC

Real champ right there

2019-03-16 19:00:09 UTC

<:02lul:414576440114151424>

2019-03-16 19:00:10 UTC

I bet you even suck it after getting fucked in the ass before

2019-03-16 19:00:31 UTC

it's only polite, he can't help being a quick shot.

2019-03-16 19:00:33 UTC

wow

2019-03-16 19:00:41 UTC

The tablet scribbles are honestly the same as they would be on paper

2019-03-16 19:01:02 UTC

Hold on ๐Ÿค”

2019-03-16 19:03:01 UTC

Ja aber, hast du wirklich?

2019-03-16 19:03:07 UTC

๐Ÿค”

2019-03-16 19:03:13 UTC

9

2019-03-16 19:03:44 UTC

Der hat nicht

2019-03-16 19:04:04 UTC

excuse me this is an english only chat, thanks

2019-03-16 19:04:08 UTC

๐Ÿ˜Š

2019-03-16 19:04:22 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/556553365228617768/JPEG_20190316_140402.jpg

2019-03-16 19:04:36 UTC

Edgy

2019-03-16 19:04:40 UTC

do autists all have the same handwriting?

2019-03-16 19:04:41 UTC

@Iren Masot write the sample sentence you stupid faggot

2019-03-16 19:04:42 UTC

<:thvnk:332928260004642827>

2019-03-16 19:04:57 UTC

@Matthew Sorry that's a fee :^)

2019-03-16 19:05:07 UTC

How about I only bust your cheeks once

2019-03-16 19:06:27 UTC

Write on niggers

2019-03-16 19:07:08 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/556554059830525966/JPEG_20190316_140631.jpg

2019-03-16 19:07:49 UTC

Now that

2019-03-16 19:07:58 UTC

You lose 1 big gay point

2019-03-16 19:08:02 UTC

I'm hungry, actually. I've not had anything to eat today except <:boomer:480046032546168863>

2019-03-16 19:08:41 UTC

@Sdeck37 You only say that because I am LITERALLY sucking your ass.

2019-03-16 19:08:46 UTC

:^)

2019-03-16 19:09:17 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/556554604045926482/unknown.png

2019-03-16 19:09:26 UTC

Very Bad

2019-03-16 19:09:31 UTC

I know

2019-03-16 19:09:51 UTC

That f is nice

2019-03-16 19:09:54 UTC

Semi brave soldier ;_;7

2019-03-16 19:10:00 UTC

You should practice to write even though

2019-03-16 19:10:16 UTC

Marching in front of our firing line with no regrets.

2019-03-16 19:10:30 UTC

Getting gay points from sdeck <:blobconfounded:427568418107949090>

2019-03-16 19:10:46 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/556554976651116585/20190316_141038_HDR.jpg

2019-03-16 19:10:58 UTC

matthew r u a doctor

2019-03-16 19:11:02 UTC

Who was this? ๐Ÿ˜‚

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I'm an amateur proctologist @spaqin

2019-03-16 19:11:24 UTC

*two inches later*

2019-03-16 19:11:32 UTC

Nigga u ever seen doctor writing?

2019-03-16 19:11:44 UTC

i havent seen a doctor in a long time

2019-03-16 19:11:48 UTC

You should

2019-03-16 19:11:51 UTC

here's some slightly better handwriting because I prefer the pen. can't find the pen I wrote it with though (the shit part was because of tipex

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/556555248886480900/unknown.png

2019-03-16 19:11:54 UTC

'cause it looks like you need your sight checked

2019-03-16 19:11:56 UTC

over a year now

2019-03-16 19:12:19 UTC

yeah i guess this is too legible

2019-03-16 19:12:32 UTC

Readable/10

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exists/10

2019-03-16 19:12:56 UTC

that's why I usually type up everything I can

2019-03-16 19:12:56 UTC

gay/11

2019-03-16 19:12:57 UTC

@SenPyro Me <:blobconfounded:427568418107949090>

2019-03-16 19:13:42 UTC

Do you use Latex, Semi?

2019-03-16 19:13:56 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/556555771865989151/20190316_141315_HDR01.jpg

2019-03-16 19:14:14 UTC

so would I

2019-03-16 19:14:16 UTC

kinda ghetto

2019-03-16 19:14:30 UTC

something i'd see sprayed outside the police station

2019-03-16 19:15:28 UTC

"Porco sucks trap cock" is the new sample sentence, going forward

2019-03-16 19:15:49 UTC

I tend to use microsoft one note, as their equations tool is decent, otherwise, for graphs, I either sketch them or screenshot my calculator @Sdeck37

2019-03-16 19:15:50 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/556556250993786881/unknown.png

2019-03-16 19:16:08 UTC

this is pretty much all I need when it comes to maths when I'm typing

2019-03-16 19:16:35 UTC

Ah, you're one of those

2019-03-16 19:16:41 UTC

Neat

2019-03-16 19:17:29 UTC

what did he mean by this

2019-03-16 19:17:56 UTC

don't know

2019-03-16 19:20:20 UTC

matt droppin those BIG truths about the mods

2019-03-16 19:20:24 UTC

I guess it doesn't just happen in AMERICA

2019-03-16 19:20:34 UTC

>radiation

2019-03-16 19:20:49 UTC

fun fact, you can build a nuclear bomb pretty eaisly, its teh ICBM part thats hard

2019-03-16 19:20:51 UTC

its like

2019-03-16 19:21:08 UTC

$10k to buy a centrifuge that can get the uranium you need

2019-03-16 19:21:22 UTC

please don't say things you know aren't true

2019-03-16 19:22:07 UTC

>implying

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